The Ordinary Road of Siheyuan
Chapter 54 He Yuzhu's Counterattack
Monday, August 63, 9.
He Yuzhu, who was in a good mood, accompanied Lu Lan to work. According to the agreement, today is the delivery time. On Monday and Thursday, He Yuzhu chose one of the locations and notified Jin Ergou after putting away the things.
The method is also very special, put stones behind the locust tree, one stone indicates location No. 1, two stones indicate location No. 2, and three stones indicate location No. 3. He Yuzhu's bad taste.
He Yuzhu felt a little restless today. What he didn't know was that a dozen people had already ambushed in three places, waiting for him to fall into the trap.
He Yuzhu felt that the food in the cafeteria was not nutritious, so he brought food to eat with Lu Lan, and ate breakfast at home.
After lunch, I took a nap and got up again to wander around. It was three o'clock and I didn't see Wang Bo. This guy should have gone out to find suppliers again.
After three o'clock, He Yuzhu also slipped away, went to deliver the things in advance, then went home to cook, and did not go out at night.
Just after leaving the city, I met the sneaky Xu Damao. Xu Damao couldn't take it anymore. He didn't have a good rest yesterday, and he drank again at noon.
There were very few pedestrians on bicycles, and ordinary passersby would glance at them when they met. Coincidentally, Xu Damao and He Yuzhu were both riding bicycles, and they both noticed each other.
Xu Damao had a guilty conscience, and was so frightened that the handlebars tilted and almost fell down.
He Yuzhu thought to himself, no, this guy has something to do, and he has been so silent recently, so he can't hold back anything bad, right?
"Call the system! Does Xu Damao have a conspiracy?"
"Yes."
"What conspiracy?"
"You need to pay 5 kilograms of gold for 1 piece."
He Yuzhu's heart is galloping, this is 7500 yuan, the total income of ordinary workers in this era for 20 years!This is outright robbery.
Fortunately, He Yuzhu no longer has a concept of money. Another reason is that he knows Xu Damao's character, he is a guy who would make his parents mad and not blink, fearing that he will be bad for Lu Lan.
"make a deal!"
Thus, the system revealed the plans of Jin Ergou, Wang Bo, Li Laoliu and others.
This time it was He Yuzhu's turn to tilt the handlebar and almost fell down. He stopped the car and digested the news.
"System, why didn't you tell me such an important matter? I've thrown myself into a trap in the past, and you almost lost your master!"
The system still replied: "If you weren't lucky enough, you wouldn't meet Xu Damao this time, and you wouldn't get out of the crisis. As I said, as long as you don't deviate from the main line, I won't care about you."
"Wait, main thread? What do you mean?"
"That is to say, you cannot leave the courtyard house. You can only choose to go to other places for the eight years skipped in the middle, and you must stay in the courtyard house for the rest of the time."
"……why?"
He Yuzhu, who couldn't wait for a reply, turned back and followed Xu Damao.
"Xu Damao, wait for me!" He Yuzhu shouted.
Xu Damao looked back at He Yuzhu, but still slowed down.
He Yuzhu asked: "Xu Damao, where did you fight?"
Xu Damao didn't dare to say it, and said directly: "Can you control it?"
He Yuzhu said: "Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, are you going back to the factory or the courtyard?"
Xu Damao: "Brothers are now specially approved by the leaders, they are on vacation, and their salary is still taken. How about it, stupid, envy!"
He Yuzhu laughed: "I said silly Mao, which leader approved it? It can't be the canteen director Wang?"
Xu Damao's face darkened, and he stopped answering.
He Yuzhu turned into the vegetable market, bought some supplements for stewing soup, went to the pigeon market to buy some mountain products, and went home to stew chicken. Today, he stewed an old hen!
He Yuzhu became more and more presumptuous. Ordinary working families can only eat meat once a month or two, and the best dual-career families can only eat meat once a month. Ever since Lu Lan became pregnant, he has never stopped eating meat.
After being reported a few times, no one cares about it. The bills are complete, the police station and the street office all turned to He Yuzhu, and no one dared to report with his real name. It was all sneaky, and that was it.
It was nearly 5 o'clock when I came back, stewed the chicken, locked the door, and went back to the factory to pick up my wife from get off work.
Everyone praised Director He for loving others and treating his wife well!Compared with everyone else in the courtyard.
Xu Damao had already eaten dinner and ran out. He Yuzhu saw that he also brought a pack of pancakes, which should be for those guys, okay, just wait.
After dinner, He Yuzhu rested early, and at 12 o'clock, he packed up and set off!
If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat. It's just right tonight, and it's all in one pot!
He Yuzhu didn't think about these guys, and exchanged some hallucinogens with the system, let them go to hell.
Familiar with the road, I came to location No. 1. Here is Li Laoliu and 4 people on duty. He Yuzhu took out protection, took out hallucinogens, and sprayed them on the upper air outlet. After a while, several people became a little groggy.
He Yuzhu started his performance.
Riding a bicycle, hiding his head in his clothes, with a wax man's head on it, he rode slowly over. Li Laoliu and the others became excited when they saw it. When He Yuzhu rode close, they outflanked him.
Seeing that it was almost done, He Yuzhu fell down on purpose, rolled his head, and rolled his head out, and reached Li Laoliu's feet. Even if Li Laoliu was used to strong winds and waves, he would be stupid. Hallucinogens are not just for fun. The bloody head in his eyes fell off as soon as he said it, right next to his feet, still spraying blood, his mouth was still open, and he didn't know whether he was saying life-saving or life-threatening.
At this time, He Yuzhu was walking slowly, his headless body twisted from side to side, and the most terrifying thing was that he made a sound, where is my head?Where is my head?Have you seen my head?
The five people seemed to be frozen, and they couldn't move their legs. Three of them were already limp on the ground, feces and urine flowed. .
It wasn't until all five of them passed out that He Yuzhu packed up everything, took out a few chickens from the space, and let the blood out!There was blood all over their bodies and on the ground!
Finally, go to the yard and bring everything you can bring, these guys can't be cheap!
He went to the other two places non-stop, and repeated the same trick. A dozen people were put down, everything was cleaned, and finally returned to the city, went to Li Laoliu's small courtyard, dug out his pension money, and took away. 10 small yellow croakers and 5 large yellow croakers, this old boy is really capable!
If it weren't for the system, He Yuzhu really couldn't find it.Li Laoliu has lived like this, eating bran and swallowing vegetables, and still holding on to his pension money, which is all cheap for He Yuzhu.
I went to Jin Ergou's house again, sneaked in, and found out the 1000 yuan he had hidden!
He Yuzhu doesn't like to physically destroy the other party. If he kills him all at once, what will he play in the future?
Punishment is fun, next time it will be Xu Damao's turn, let me let you go this time.
In the end, he went to Wang Bo's house and found more than 700 yuan with the help of the system. Seeing Wang Bo's lover and four children, He Yuzhu's heart softened and he took nothing away.
There is a wronged person and a debtor, so I will ask you to collect the debt!
After finishing all this, it was already dawn, and I bought some steamed stuffed buns, soy milk and went back to the courtyard.
Lu Lan had already got up and washed up. Seeing that He Yuzhu came back without saying anything, He Yuzhu hurriedly boiled some eggs, washed up, and just happened to have dinner with Lu Lan before going to work.
Take extra boiled eggs for lunch.
But on the other side, more than a dozen people woke up one after another, recalling what happened last night, they were still terrified, and two of them with poor psychological quality were already a little crazy, talking incoherently.
It's not that He Yuzhu didn't think about the consequences. He was scary and scared to death, but they asked for it. Can they get good if they are caught?With such a big handle, why not allow it to be slaughtered in the future?This is just the beginning, don't rush, just play slowly.
Wang Bo and Li Laoliu, as expected of old Jianghu, were the first to wake up, and went back without saying anything.
Xu Damao was timid, so he ran to a dilapidated temple outside the city, kowtowed dozens of times, and sat there for a long time before recovering.
Jin Ergou finally saw how capable the people who have been manipulating him all this time are!The few people who woke up really couldn't figure out whether they really hit a ghost or were tricked last night!
Everyone dispersed, and no one dared to stay here anymore.The things in the yard were also gone, and Jin Ergou's heart was empty, and only when he came back to his senses did he realize what a stupid thing he had done!
They don't know yet, there are even bigger surprises waiting for them.
He Yuzhu, who was in a good mood, accompanied Lu Lan to work. According to the agreement, today is the delivery time. On Monday and Thursday, He Yuzhu chose one of the locations and notified Jin Ergou after putting away the things.
The method is also very special, put stones behind the locust tree, one stone indicates location No. 1, two stones indicate location No. 2, and three stones indicate location No. 3. He Yuzhu's bad taste.
He Yuzhu felt a little restless today. What he didn't know was that a dozen people had already ambushed in three places, waiting for him to fall into the trap.
He Yuzhu felt that the food in the cafeteria was not nutritious, so he brought food to eat with Lu Lan, and ate breakfast at home.
After lunch, I took a nap and got up again to wander around. It was three o'clock and I didn't see Wang Bo. This guy should have gone out to find suppliers again.
After three o'clock, He Yuzhu also slipped away, went to deliver the things in advance, then went home to cook, and did not go out at night.
Just after leaving the city, I met the sneaky Xu Damao. Xu Damao couldn't take it anymore. He didn't have a good rest yesterday, and he drank again at noon.
There were very few pedestrians on bicycles, and ordinary passersby would glance at them when they met. Coincidentally, Xu Damao and He Yuzhu were both riding bicycles, and they both noticed each other.
Xu Damao had a guilty conscience, and was so frightened that the handlebars tilted and almost fell down.
He Yuzhu thought to himself, no, this guy has something to do, and he has been so silent recently, so he can't hold back anything bad, right?
"Call the system! Does Xu Damao have a conspiracy?"
"Yes."
"What conspiracy?"
"You need to pay 5 kilograms of gold for 1 piece."
He Yuzhu's heart is galloping, this is 7500 yuan, the total income of ordinary workers in this era for 20 years!This is outright robbery.
Fortunately, He Yuzhu no longer has a concept of money. Another reason is that he knows Xu Damao's character, he is a guy who would make his parents mad and not blink, fearing that he will be bad for Lu Lan.
"make a deal!"
Thus, the system revealed the plans of Jin Ergou, Wang Bo, Li Laoliu and others.
This time it was He Yuzhu's turn to tilt the handlebar and almost fell down. He stopped the car and digested the news.
"System, why didn't you tell me such an important matter? I've thrown myself into a trap in the past, and you almost lost your master!"
The system still replied: "If you weren't lucky enough, you wouldn't meet Xu Damao this time, and you wouldn't get out of the crisis. As I said, as long as you don't deviate from the main line, I won't care about you."
"Wait, main thread? What do you mean?"
"That is to say, you cannot leave the courtyard house. You can only choose to go to other places for the eight years skipped in the middle, and you must stay in the courtyard house for the rest of the time."
"……why?"
He Yuzhu, who couldn't wait for a reply, turned back and followed Xu Damao.
"Xu Damao, wait for me!" He Yuzhu shouted.
Xu Damao looked back at He Yuzhu, but still slowed down.
He Yuzhu asked: "Xu Damao, where did you fight?"
Xu Damao didn't dare to say it, and said directly: "Can you control it?"
He Yuzhu said: "Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, are you going back to the factory or the courtyard?"
Xu Damao: "Brothers are now specially approved by the leaders, they are on vacation, and their salary is still taken. How about it, stupid, envy!"
He Yuzhu laughed: "I said silly Mao, which leader approved it? It can't be the canteen director Wang?"
Xu Damao's face darkened, and he stopped answering.
He Yuzhu turned into the vegetable market, bought some supplements for stewing soup, went to the pigeon market to buy some mountain products, and went home to stew chicken. Today, he stewed an old hen!
He Yuzhu became more and more presumptuous. Ordinary working families can only eat meat once a month or two, and the best dual-career families can only eat meat once a month. Ever since Lu Lan became pregnant, he has never stopped eating meat.
After being reported a few times, no one cares about it. The bills are complete, the police station and the street office all turned to He Yuzhu, and no one dared to report with his real name. It was all sneaky, and that was it.
It was nearly 5 o'clock when I came back, stewed the chicken, locked the door, and went back to the factory to pick up my wife from get off work.
Everyone praised Director He for loving others and treating his wife well!Compared with everyone else in the courtyard.
Xu Damao had already eaten dinner and ran out. He Yuzhu saw that he also brought a pack of pancakes, which should be for those guys, okay, just wait.
After dinner, He Yuzhu rested early, and at 12 o'clock, he packed up and set off!
If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat. It's just right tonight, and it's all in one pot!
He Yuzhu didn't think about these guys, and exchanged some hallucinogens with the system, let them go to hell.
Familiar with the road, I came to location No. 1. Here is Li Laoliu and 4 people on duty. He Yuzhu took out protection, took out hallucinogens, and sprayed them on the upper air outlet. After a while, several people became a little groggy.
He Yuzhu started his performance.
Riding a bicycle, hiding his head in his clothes, with a wax man's head on it, he rode slowly over. Li Laoliu and the others became excited when they saw it. When He Yuzhu rode close, they outflanked him.
Seeing that it was almost done, He Yuzhu fell down on purpose, rolled his head, and rolled his head out, and reached Li Laoliu's feet. Even if Li Laoliu was used to strong winds and waves, he would be stupid. Hallucinogens are not just for fun. The bloody head in his eyes fell off as soon as he said it, right next to his feet, still spraying blood, his mouth was still open, and he didn't know whether he was saying life-saving or life-threatening.
At this time, He Yuzhu was walking slowly, his headless body twisted from side to side, and the most terrifying thing was that he made a sound, where is my head?Where is my head?Have you seen my head?
The five people seemed to be frozen, and they couldn't move their legs. Three of them were already limp on the ground, feces and urine flowed. .
It wasn't until all five of them passed out that He Yuzhu packed up everything, took out a few chickens from the space, and let the blood out!There was blood all over their bodies and on the ground!
Finally, go to the yard and bring everything you can bring, these guys can't be cheap!
He went to the other two places non-stop, and repeated the same trick. A dozen people were put down, everything was cleaned, and finally returned to the city, went to Li Laoliu's small courtyard, dug out his pension money, and took away. 10 small yellow croakers and 5 large yellow croakers, this old boy is really capable!
If it weren't for the system, He Yuzhu really couldn't find it.Li Laoliu has lived like this, eating bran and swallowing vegetables, and still holding on to his pension money, which is all cheap for He Yuzhu.
I went to Jin Ergou's house again, sneaked in, and found out the 1000 yuan he had hidden!
He Yuzhu doesn't like to physically destroy the other party. If he kills him all at once, what will he play in the future?
Punishment is fun, next time it will be Xu Damao's turn, let me let you go this time.
In the end, he went to Wang Bo's house and found more than 700 yuan with the help of the system. Seeing Wang Bo's lover and four children, He Yuzhu's heart softened and he took nothing away.
There is a wronged person and a debtor, so I will ask you to collect the debt!
After finishing all this, it was already dawn, and I bought some steamed stuffed buns, soy milk and went back to the courtyard.
Lu Lan had already got up and washed up. Seeing that He Yuzhu came back without saying anything, He Yuzhu hurriedly boiled some eggs, washed up, and just happened to have dinner with Lu Lan before going to work.
Take extra boiled eggs for lunch.
But on the other side, more than a dozen people woke up one after another, recalling what happened last night, they were still terrified, and two of them with poor psychological quality were already a little crazy, talking incoherently.
It's not that He Yuzhu didn't think about the consequences. He was scary and scared to death, but they asked for it. Can they get good if they are caught?With such a big handle, why not allow it to be slaughtered in the future?This is just the beginning, don't rush, just play slowly.
Wang Bo and Li Laoliu, as expected of old Jianghu, were the first to wake up, and went back without saying anything.
Xu Damao was timid, so he ran to a dilapidated temple outside the city, kowtowed dozens of times, and sat there for a long time before recovering.
Jin Ergou finally saw how capable the people who have been manipulating him all this time are!The few people who woke up really couldn't figure out whether they really hit a ghost or were tricked last night!
Everyone dispersed, and no one dared to stay here anymore.The things in the yard were also gone, and Jin Ergou's heart was empty, and only when he came back to his senses did he realize what a stupid thing he had done!
They don't know yet, there are even bigger surprises waiting for them.
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