Shuttle between two worlds: I have a miracle shuttle door

"Hey, old cat, what? I'm going to commit suicide? Who said that? It's nothing! You said live broadcast, hey, it's all a misunderstanding, you'll know in a while!"

When Zheng Long just sat down to prepare for the live broadcast, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate, so he accused the audience in the live broadcast room, and went to the toilet.

Frequent urination, urgency, and incessant urination are also one of his most troublesome problems. As long as he sits down, within 10 minutes, the urge to urinate becomes very strong.

Just as he was putting water on his face with difficulty, his cell phone rang suddenly.

He took it out and saw that it was his exclusive super tube. After answering the call, Zheng Long was instantly stunned.

What?
Chaoguan said he was going to live broadcast suicide?

I just need to go to the toilet, how come he wants to commit suicide after a good live broadcast?
what's the situation?
After listening to Chaoguan's explanation, Zheng Long hurriedly explained when he was speechless, and it took a long time to explain clearly.Tired of sweating, and the soles of the feet hurt from standing.

What's more, the front of the pants was wet a lot!

giao!

There was no time to change, Zheng Long went back to the phone, looking at the screen full of "Please don't kill yourself" bullet screen, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

孽 孽!
So he spent another ten minutes explaining the whole story to the audience, and finally brought the wind direction of the live broadcast room to the main topic.

"What? An enhanced version of Miracle No. 1? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"Where did this come from? I just checked, and I didn't find any information about the enhanced version of Miracle No. 1 on the official website?"

"The medicine is ten times more effective, tsk tsk, I'm afraid I'm going crazy!"

Fans have expressed doubts.

Zheng Long didn't give an explanation, and without saying a word, he threw five boxes of the enhanced version of Miracle No. 1 on the table!
boom!
The live broadcast room instantly quieted down!
"Everyone, look what this is?"

Zheng Long pointed the packaging at the live broadcast room, and the live broadcast room exploded!

"Fuck, it really is Miracle No. 1!"

"There are pictures on the official website, which are exactly the same as this one!"

"Made, it's still Big Fatty Lu Ziye, you can get the enhanced version!"

"Whoever sees has a share, Fatty, you can't eat alone!"

"That's it!"

Looking at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, Zheng Long smiled triumphantly: "It's a good idea, let me tell you, I spent a lot of money to get this, and I got it through PY several times, so I pointed him to save my life. You want it, no way!!"

Suddenly, a large block of "Fuck", "Big fat is very human!", "Is this the legendary PY transaction?" appeared in the live broadcast room.
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let me tell you my plan first, first of all, have you seen, I will eat this table of all-meat feast today, and I will weigh it before and after eating, and then put the Take a box of enhanced Miracle No. 1 and see if its effects are as amazing as advertised!!"

That's right, this is Zheng Long's plan.

What's the point of just live broadcasting weight loss?
Primary school students all know the method of comparison, only comparison can be more shocking!

With the comparison of this whole meat feast, the weight loss effect of Miracle No. 1 can make everyone dumbfounded.

One satisfies one's appetite, and the other can absorb a wave of traffic, and finally lose weight and save one's life!
Killing three birds with one stone is incredible!

Sure enough, as soon as Zheng Long finished speaking, there was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

And the popularity quickly spread to the entire network. In just a few minutes, the entire network exploded, and a large number of viewers flooded into the live broadcast room.

Kuaiyin had to add a few servers in the background to stabilize the live broadcast room.

In terms of popularity and popularity, [Mr. Big Fat] is the well-deserved number one on the Kuaiyin platform at this time.

Looking at the unprecedented number of viewers and enthusiasm in the upper right corner of the live broadcast room, Zheng Long swallowed hard.

Whether it is life or death, it depends on this experience!

The majestic prince of the empire must not bother to deceive such a small person as him, so fight! !

Next, Zheng Long first weighed himself - 532 catties - in full view of the live broadcast room!
After recording, he opened his gluttonous stomach in front of the whole table full of meat, and started to eat.

Once he ate, Zheng Long couldn't care about the live broadcast. He was completely immersed in the world of gourmet food, and his mouth was full of oil.

The live broadcast room, which had more than 1000 million viewers, was also completely silent, with a few sporadic bullet screens drifting past.

Countless people were aroused by Zheng Long's appetite, and they all took out their mobile phones to order takeaway.

This is why Zheng Long is loved by so many people. His live broadcast does not need to talk, just relying on this appetizing appearance is enough.

Anorexics can be conquered!

Thus, for the first time, the Kuaiyin platform had a miracle that the number of online viewers exceeded 1000 million, but the barrage did not exceed 100!

An hour later, the whole table full of meat feast was finally digested, leaving a mess on the table.

Weighed on the scale again, hey, the audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked!

Good guy, 641 catties!
This sudden increase of more than 100 catties, is this anchor's stomach a dimensional space?
How could it accommodate more than 100 catties of food?

Everyone's scalp went numb for a while!
Zheng Long didn't take it seriously, and after a long belch, he solemnly took out a box of enhanced Miracle No. 1 and opened it.

"My friends, I'm going to hang up now!"

He cut open the package and opened the box, revealing seven small compartments inside.

Inside each grid is a nitrogen-filled bag the size of a compressed biscuit, which is Miracle No. 1 Diet Pill.

A Miracle No. 1 diet pill can normally be taken for 7 days, so there are seven small grids.

But Zheng Long didn't plan to do that, he planned to take one box at a time, that is to compress the seven-day course of treatment into one meal.

Anyway, as stated on the official website, there is no harm in taking too much, it just tastes a bit bitter.

What is it that tastes bitter? What kind of medicine has he never taken?

So Zheng Long tore apart all the medicinal powders, poured them together, then brewed them with hot water and mixed them well, then raised the cup and said to the live broadcast room: "Brothers, let's start!!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his neck, and his mouth was full of boredom! !

hum! !

After eating, Zheng Long felt his head "buzz"!
It exploded! !
An indescribable taste exploded in his mouth instantly, that feeling.
If he had to choose again, he would rather die by quartering his body! !
Boom! !
Zheng Long fell down on the chair, the floor shook three times, and several cracks appeared on the four legs of the chair.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Zheng Long slumped on the chair, drooling with his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted, and there was a "Wooooow" in his throat, not knowing what to say.

The eyes are erratic, the pupils are spinning in circles, and it looks like they are already wandering in the sky! !
The audience was intimidated!

Nima, is Miracle No. 1 so bitter? ?
See what kind of bird it is to make people miserable?

For a while, everyone was a little vain!
Time passed by, and with the "assistance" of Zheng Long's family who massaged, pinched, and hammered, Zheng Long finally woke up slowly.

At this point, he had been fugue-wandering for at least half an hour!
Horror!
After a while, after feeling that he could completely control his body, Zheng Long couldn't wait to stand up, he wanted to know if he lost weight.

Because in the promotion of Miracle No. 1, it usually takes more than ten minutes to take effect, and it took half an hour. After all, how many catties do you have to lose?

As a result, at this stop, Zheng Long instantly felt something was wrong! !

Because when he stood up, his pants actually slipped down!

Fortunately, he has quick hands and quick eyes, otherwise he would have sunk in front of the screen! !

Why are the pants loose?
The rope is obviously tied tight, right?
This.
Zheng Long looked down and was stunned for an instant!

The audience in the live broadcast room were also stunned!
Everyone is stunned!

Because they clearly saw that the middle of the waistband of Zheng Long's trousers was wide enough to fit a fist! !
This this this.
Zheng Long didn't care about other things, he pushed his family away, and stood on the scale anxiously! ! !
The weight shows -563 catties! !

boom! ! !
The live room exploded! !

The whole people is boiling!