Shuttle between two worlds: I have a miracle shuttle door

The villagers in Majia Village discovered that the "stupid Mao" who used to pick and choose has become generous in a rare way.

First, I went to the most powerful hunter in the village to buy a hare, a pheasant, three catties of wild pork, and some mushrooms, which cost more than 30 yuan.

Afterwards, I went to the lame man to scoop three catties of secret tiger bone wine. This wine was brewed by the lame man with the big cats in the mountains and the secret recipe handed down from his ancestors. It was immediately beneficial to men.

No matter how strong a man is, he can't do half a catty at a time, or he will be too angry, and his mother-in-law can't bear it.

Good guy, I bought three catties at a time, is it okay to be stupid?
Or is it too late?
Three catties of tiger bone wine, but more than 60, plus the previous game, it is almost 100 yuan.

Tsk tsk, is Sha Mao bewitched today?

The villagers looked at Tang Yongmao's back and talked a lot.

Majia Village is said to be small or big, and if there is any news, it will spread quickly, and it will be spread from the head of the village to the end of the village in a short time of pissing.

For the villagers of Majia Village, this is not a small amount of money, and only the richest families in the village will make this kind of money during the Chinese New Year.

These poor ghosts, at most half a catty of pork is enough for the whole family to have a good year.

The stingy Sha Mao's family may not even be able to keep up with the meat every year during the Chinese New Year. After selling pigs and saving some money, they will be defeated by his family's prodigal son.

He also cleverly guessed that there must be something good going on at Shamao's house, otherwise he wouldn't be so rich, so he went to say hello.

Tang Yongmao didn't hide it either, and told everyone that the eldest son-in-law was coming to the house, and he wanted to get ready to entertain the son-in-law.

Hi, the villagers dispersed disappointedly.

What benefits can they gain when my uncle returns home?
I can't even make a meal, and I'm scattered!

Some even had a dark heart, closing the door and swearing a few vicious curses, even dogs would hate the conditions in Shamao's house, and the uncle might be scared away if he just took a look at it.

It's a waste to buy so much game!
Troublesome people come out of poor mountains and rivers, such scenes are the norm.

Tang Yongmao was used to it a long time ago, and he didn't care about their opinions at all. With his hands full of game and wine, he walked towards the house with three steps.

While walking, I was thinking about what is missing, oh, yes, there is still a bed missing!

There are only two beds in the house now, one is for him and his wife, and the other is for Sanya. When Daya is at home, she always sleeps with Sanya.

But this time my uncle is also back, so we can't still squeeze together with Sanya, can we?

But where to get a bed?

Second Grandma's house does have a large carved bed, which was her dowry when she got married, so she probably couldn't borrow it.

Hey, it's really not possible to use two benches to fight?
When Tang Yongmao, who was full of thoughts, returned home, the mother-in-law had already cleaned the house inside and out, and it was clean.

Tang Yongmao was very dissatisfied with the fact that the ground was full of potholes.

There is no way, the ground made of loess is like this, and potholes will be worn out after a long time.

It's over!
Give the game to the mother-in-law, let her stew the hare meat, add more chili, and the tide in the mountains, so I can't make my uncle cold.

The pheasant and wild boar are braised in soy sauce, and a few mountain vegetables are fried, which must satisfy my uncle!
The mother-in-law went to work, Tang Yongmao squatted on the threshold, smoking a local cigarette, and began to be in a daze.

Amid the smog, it was Tang Yongmao's lingering melancholy! !

I don't know how long it took, but when he smelled the aroma of fried meat and was about to stand up, he almost fell.

Squatting too long, my feet are numb!
Boom~~~
Tang Yongmao was hammering his thigh when he suddenly heard a thunderous explosion above the village.

"Hey, it doesn't look like it's going to rain, does it?"

People in the mountains have the ability to distinguish the weather. Experienced people can tell when it will rain or not by looking at the sky, which is more accurate than the weather forecast.

Tang Yongmao looked up for a long time, puzzled.

Doesn't it look like it's going to rain today?

Is this drought thunder?
"Simao, let's go, something big happened at the ancestral hall!!"

Just as he was watching, a few young men poked their heads out from the outer wall of the yard, yelled at Tang Yongmao, and ran over with a hoe.

Something happened to the ancestral hall?
Tang Yongmao didn't dare to delay, picked up the hoe in the corner, and followed.

When I left, I didn't forget to ask my mother-in-law to watch the dishes in the pot and not let the cat eat them.

When he rushed to the ancestral hall with a hoe in a hurry, a large number of villagers from Majia Village had already gathered here. Just like him, they were either holding a hoe or a kitchen knife in their hands, staring up like an enemy.

Tang Yongmao also looked above his head with a shocked expression! !

Above the ancestral hall, five huge steel planes hovered above, and the rumbling sound was made by these planes.

Tang Yongmao knew about this thing, it was called a helicopter, and he had seen it in huang se magazines before.

This was the first time he saw a real helicopter. It was really big, and it was scary to look at.

Tang Yongmao clenched the hoe in his hand, swallowed his saliva, and the surrounding villagers were like him, staring at the helicopter above with fear.

People in the mountains are not cowardly, and they won't stop if they don't bleed in a fight, but who can be unafraid in the face of an imposing helicopter?

Those who can drive this thing are all big shots outside, dare they fight?
At this time, the helicopter hovered in the sky for a while, seemed to have found a good position, and finally began to descend slowly.

The villagers backed away slowly to make room for the helicopter. Who would be stupid to fight against the helicopter?
The five helicopters slowly landed on the ground, and the roaring propellers gradually stopped, returning to calm.

Clang!

The door of the helicopter was suddenly opened, and a group of burly men with a height of more than 2 meters rushed down from the cabin and surrounded one of the helicopters.

These burly men all have big bald heads and tight black suits that seem to be ripped apart at any moment. They have big sunglasses, fluttering ties, shiny leather shoes, and swollen faces. Will not run away!

With this temperament and body, it would be more suitable to play basketball than to play black and astringent!
Especially the bulging waist and the unstoppable gun stock made the villagers of Majia Village salivate wildly.

Village head Lan Dake was sweating profusely, his legs were trembling like sieves.

Nima, this can't be the gangsters outside who came to seek revenge, right?

His son set up the stage outside, in fact, he was acting as a pony for the real big bosses, not even small ones, so he could frighten these fools in Majia Village.

If the enemy provoked by his son really came to him, Nima would be finished! !

All the villagers were terrified by the sudden attack, their hearts beating like drums. If it wasn't for the ferocity of the mountain people supporting them, they would probably have dispersed.