Shuttle between two worlds: I have a miracle shuttle door

"Hey, isn't this the third grandma? Where are you going this early in the morning?"

As soon as he went out, Tang Yongmao saw an old lady poking her head by the outer wall, not knowing what she was looking at.

Tang Yongmao's utterance startled the old lady.

"Stupid damao, who are these people in your yard?"

The third grandma quickly waved to Tang Yongmao, and asked cautiously in a low voice.

"Hey, then what, didn't my big girl bring my uncle back, these are all my uncle's bodyguards!"

"Third grandma, do you know the bodyguard? It's that kind of thing. Uh, it's something that only big people have."

Tang Yongmao was a little annoyed, he was the first one to pretend not to be mellow when he went out.

If you knew it earlier, you should organize the language carefully. He knows what a bodyguard is, but if you ask him to describe it in words, especially for the old generation who doesn't understand anything like the third grandma, he suddenly runs out of words.

Did he say that the bodyguards were there to help the boss fight?
"Come on, it's going to be set up here at noon, you old man must come over and have a drink, by the way, borrow some of your small stools, tables and so on, they can't be set up at home! !"

Tang Yongmao said quickly.

The yard of his house is big enough, and it is not a problem to set up more than [-] tables, but there are no such things as tables and chairs.

"Hahaha, I'll go home and get it right away. I'll ask my wife to help me? She's very quick at washing the dishes!"

Don't think that the third grandma is a bit old, in fact, she is only a little over 60. She is full of energy, not deaf and not blind, and her mind is very clear.

She has been standing here against the cold wind for a long time, just to flatter her.

Who in Majia Village didn't know about yesterday's situation?
This is the ancestral tomb of the Tang family, rising to heaven! !
"Then trouble the third grandma?"

"Don't bother, don't bother, big girl, that girl is also grown up by me, she should be, I should go back and call that girl."

Third Mistress muttered, trotted home neatly on a cane, and called for someone.

Tang Yongmao only felt comfortable all over, and his whole body was sublimated.

In the past, although the three mistresses could not speak harshly towards him, they were neither cold nor indifferent, and they would spend a long time dragging about borrowing things. How can they be so happy today?
Grandpa, grandpa! !

Tang Yongmao continued to walk towards the next family, humming an unknown tune, at a pace that his relatives did not recognize.

"Oh, silly Brother Mao, you are really energetic today!"

"Maozi, come in and sit down? Your aunt just fried peanuts, come in and have a drink before leaving!"

"Uncle Mao, your clothes are so beautiful, don't you earn a lot of money?"

"Uncle Mao, was that really your son-in-law yesterday? That aura is nothing to say, it's this!!"

"Morning, Uncle Mao, I just killed the hare, you take it home and taste it?"

"Mogo."

Along the way, Tang Yongmao met many villagers who got up early.

As soon as these people changed from their previous normal, their attitudes became surprisingly enthusiastic, and they rushed forward to greet him one after another.

Not to mention how affectionate! !
Tang Yongmao responded one by one.

"Uncle Gen, come, smoke a cigarette, try it, Supreme Fire Wind, my uncle brought it back!"

Tang Yongmao stopped in front of a man with a weathered face, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and handed one out.

The man named Uncle Gen quickly wiped his hands on his trouser legs before taking it with both hands.

"The cigarettes are so exquisitely made, I'm afraid they are not cheap?"

Uncle Gen looked at the gorgeously crafted cigarette in his hand, took a deep breath across his nose, and sighed, "What a smoke!"

"That's right, my uncle said, this is only available to officials, and it is not sold to ordinary people at all. It costs 100 yuan a pack!!"

Tang Yongmao also lit one himself, took a deep breath, and exhaled a long smoke ring.

Expensive is just different. After taking this bite, I feel the taste of money in my mouth.

"What?? 100 yuan a pack?"

Uncle Gen's hands trembled violently, his eyes widened, and the match he just struck almost burned his hands.

The surrounding villagers also gasped, looking at the cigarette case in Tang Yongmao's hands in disbelief.

100 yuan of cigarettes, what kind of fairy cigarettes is this?

They have worked hard for a year, and the money they earn in the end will not exceed 1000. Is this pack of cigarettes worth their hard work for several months?

What kind of smoke is this smoking?
This is money! ! !

Everyone looked at Tang Yongmao with red eyes.

How developed is this? This nima is directly a fairy! !
Cowhide is big!
"Uncle Mao, give me one too. I've never tasted what a 100 yuan cigarette tastes like?"

"That's right, Uncle Mao will give me one too, I'm so hungry!!"

"100 yuan of cigarettes, I would be willing to live 10 years less if I can take a puff!"

The surrounding villagers couldn't bear this temptation, and they all asked Tang Yongmao for cigarettes.

Tang Yongmao wanted this effect, but he had more than a dozen packs in his pocket, my uncle said, it can be made with effort, there are plenty of them.

"Stop, stop, let's talk about it first. If you smoke my cigarettes, you will go to my house to help. Donate all the chairs and tables in the house. If you smoke and don't do anything, don't blame Uncle Mao for getting angry!"

Tang Yongmao held up a pack of cigarettes and shouted loudly.

The villagers suddenly responded, smoked their cigarettes, and hurried home to get things, chairs out of chairs, tables out of tables, women out of wives out.

Very accommodating! !
Tang Yongmao walked all the way, and every time he passed a house, he would smoke a cigarette, and then emphasized: "This is from my uncle, 100 yuan a pack!"

Then, under the envious and shocked eyes of this family, they floated towards the next family.

It's so cool!
Tang Yongmao has never been so elated in his life, and he has never looked like a person like this moment! !
Dignity, status! !

For the first time in his life, this was the first time he felt that he had meaning to live, rather than just eating and drinking.

Every family he visited, whether it was someone who had hatred against him or looked down on him, he didn't miss any of them.

Especially for these people who he didn't deal with, he wanted to go even more.

Especially when he looked at these guys with humiliation on their faces, but had to pick up his cigarette, something in his heart seemed to be released with a "boom"!

The incomparable joy and refreshing will reach its peak at this time!
Tang Yongmao has no culture, so he can't describe this feeling with precise words. If he had to describe it, it would probably be something like "Hi, I feel like my life has reached its peak".

Almost every family of Tang Yongmao has been notified, even the village chief Lan Dake has invited him. After all, his sons are setting up a stage outside, and Tang Yongmao dare not get too close to his family.

But there was only one family, and Tang Yongmao chose to ignore it without informing.

Cripple home! !
Back then, Lame Ma offered Da Ya and Er Ya in exchange, but he almost agreed.

If this invitation is here, my uncle must not fall out on the spot?

Can't be killed!