At the beginning of the quadrangle, I, He Daqing, approached Yi Zhonghai to collect debts

The aunt sighed in her heart, she had no choice but to shoot the arrow on the string, it has reached this point, just wait and see the result.

Simply no longer entangled, got up to cook.

After lunch, Yi Zhonghai went to Qin Huairu's house with some stick noodles again. The aunt hated it secretly, but there was no rush for this matter, and the result would probably be seen tomorrow.

When Yi Zhonghai woke up at night, he felt something was wrong.

Although the lower part is usually damp, the eczema is no longer itchy after applying some medicine. Today I wear new underwear, although the lower part is not so wet, but it is still uncomfortable.

But he didn't care about the black lights.

When he woke up the next day, he felt something was wrong, so he quickly took off his pants to check, and he screamed in fright.

"Old woman, take a quick look, what's wrong with me? Why did it change color, not only itchy but also swollen?"

The aunt who had been mentally prepared for a long time came over pretending to be surprised when she heard the words, and found that her wife's bottom had really changed color, turned blue, and swelled up.

"Old man, are you poisoned? Why didn't the other parts change color, but this one changed color and swelled up? Go pee and see if there's anything wrong!"

Hearing his wife say that he was poisoned, Yi Zhonghai was also shocked, and quickly put on his clothes and went to the toilet in the alley.

I didn't realize it until I peed in the toilet, and I couldn't pee at all!
Originally, he had the problem of benign prostatic hyperplasia. He usually urinates not only bifurcated, but also a little dripping. Now the place is swollen, and he can't urinate even more due to nervousness.

In a hurry, he was sweating profusely, and finally squeezed out some urine, which was mixed with a trace of red, and even drenched his pants and shoe uppers.

Yi Zhonghai didn't care about the urine stains on his trousers and shoes, so he put on his trousers and ran home.

When I got back to the house, I looked at my wife in horror and said:
"My wife, something is wrong. I can't pee now, and I'm bleeding when I pee hard!"

The aunt sighed secretly in her heart, it seemed that He Daqing had guessed everything correctly, the poor quality fabric really made the old man's place allergy and swollen.

Bleeding is also caused by capillary rupture caused by too much force when urinating. If this is the case, then continue to fool around.
"Did you eat something messy or touched something yesterday? Let's go to the health center to have a look, don't delay."

"Why don't you go to the hospital? I don't think the black clinic in our alley is safe. I heard that Dr. Li used to be a Mongolian doctor. He took care of animals and people on the grassland, and also worked part-time as a pigger. It’s a black health clinic that moved here and opened after liberation, and he also cares about pedicures and corns, I always feel that I can’t stand it.”

Expecting that he would say that, the first mother quickly said what He Daqing had taught her.

"You don't even think about it. Your place is poisoned. If you go to the hospital, can you save money? Another X-ray, laboratory test, and hospitalization will cost 80 yuan at least. It may not work. It's better to let it go Doctor Li, take a look, isn't he optimistic about our headaches?"

After hearing what his wife said, although Yi Zhonghai felt that something was wrong, he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he nodded and agreed.

"Okay, let's go to the health center first."

So the two hurried to the clinic at the end of the alley.

Yi Zhonghai muttered even more when he saw the dilapidated wooden door and a wooden sign half-hidden by firewood in the corner, on which was written the word Sanitary.

"My wife, why don't we go to the hospital to have a look, I heard that he has no certificate at all, it's a black health center, otherwise you don't dare to hang up the sign without seeing it?"

However, the aunt next to her pushed open the door and walked in, so Yi Zhonghai could only bite the bullet and walk in.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw that there was busy work inside, so I didn't have the nerve to talk.

Seeing two people coming in, an old man in a white coat put down the pedicure knife in his hand and asked a man who was doing pedicure to stand up.

Then he smiled and greeted the two of them.

"Oh, isn't this Lao Yi? Is he sick?"

While talking, he took the twenty cents handed over by the pedicure man and stuffed it into his pocket happily.

"You walk slowly."

After the pedicure man left, Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth.

"Lao Li, I have something to hide and want to ask you to see it."

Hearing what Yi Zhonghai said, Dr. Li looked at Yi Zhonghai's flushed face, and then at the embarrassing big mother, and immediately showed a look of understanding on his face.

So he turned around and went into the back room, then took out a small paper bag and said mysteriously:
"Old Yi, this is a good thing my ancestors got out of the palace. After eating it, hello, sister-in-law, you are satisfied! That is because we have a good relationship, I just took it out, and you can give me ten yuan money."

After listening to Dr. Li's words, Yi Zhonghai showed a look of joy, and was about to reach out to pick it up, but unexpectedly, the big mother at the side immediately stepped forward to stop it.

"I said, Lao Li, are you talking nonsense? Aren't all the palace eunuchs? Your ancestors were eunuchs? Then why did you exist? And Lao Yi is looking for you for other diseases, why are you fooling him with this?" ?”

Auntie doesn't care if the medicine is real or not, as long as today's work is done, the medicine is real and probably won't be needed in the future.

Hearing what Da Ma said, Dr. Li said with a displeased expression:

"Old sister-in-law, what you said is wrong. Aren't there guards in the palace? Even eunuchs can adopt children when they get old and leave the palace? You don't care how this thing came about, anyway, it's good Something, Lao Yi, do you want it?"

Yi Zhonghai was about to say yes, but when he thought about his next question, he immediately lost his mind.

"Lao Li, please keep this thing for me. I'll take a look at the problem below me. It's all discolored and swollen. I heard that you have done research on this. Let me see if it's poisoned."

After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he closed the door, drew the curtain, and then took off his pants, revealing his blue underside.

Dr. Li was shocked when he saw this. Although he didn't have many diseases in this aspect of contact with people, he had a lot of animals incited by him, and he had never seen such a situation.

Yi Zhonghai, who was already skeptical, frowned when he saw this.

"Old Li, are you okay? What's going on? If you can't, I'll go to the hospital for a check-up. I wanted to take care of your business, but I didn't expect you to not be able to read it!"

As Yi Zhonghai said, he was about to pull up his pants and prepare to leave.

Seeing this, the aunt was a little anxious. She would definitely reveal herself when she got to the hospital. Just as she was about to stop her, Dr. Li grabbed Yi Zhonghai's hand.

"Old Yi, how can you say that? Didn't I want to examine you carefully? The old man has seen countless people in his life. I have seen you like this not once or twice, but it was all when I was in the grassland. , After some cattle and sheep were poisoned, the lower part changed color and swelled up, although the color is different from yours, but it is affected by urinating, do you feel a little unable to urinate? "

Hearing Dr. Li's words, Yi Zhonghai believed what he said.

If I don't urinate hard, I really can't urinate, but when I urinate hard, I bleed.

So he was not in a hurry to leave, and wanted to ask Dr. Li if there was anything he could do.

"Old Li, you are right. I really can't pee. If I force myself to urinate, I will bleed! Think of a way!"

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai trusted him, Dr. Li felt complacent, his lower part was swollen like that, it would be strange if he could urinate.

But he didn't know whether it was poisoning or not, but the experience of practicing medicine for more than ten years told him that as long as the disease was serious enough, he would not lose money.

And who doesn't know the area around the high salary of Yi Zhonghai's eighth-level fitter?
Otherwise, he wouldn't sell the medicine he prepared to him at a high price.

Seeing him like this now, as long as he is fooled, 80 yuan is not a joke. How many feet do you need to repair to earn so much?

After making up his mind, Dr. Li decided to kill Yi Zhonghai, so he pretended to be serious and said:
"Old Yi, your illness is a bit serious. Not only is it poisoned, but the condition develops so fast, and you also have blood in your urine. I think it's cancer, it must be!"