Hundred-fold return: Daughter empowered to become Supreme Dao

This ass is very strange, I only see the butt, but not the person.

All I saw was a huge butt descending from the sky, roaring like a meteorite, carrying powerful power and wind and waves.

boom!
With an earth-shattering bang, the butt slammed fiercely on the head of the beast. The beast screamed and was crushed into meatloaf, with blood flowing wildly.

Han Lixue stared dumbfounded at the butt in front of her.

This butt seems to be alive, not a simple butt.

puff!
Suddenly, facing a group of ferocious beasts, he let out a soul-stirring fart. Amidst the earth-shattering sound, dozens of levels of wind and waves blew up, blowing all the ferocious beasts rushing up high, and then fell heavily , All were smashed into meat paste.

Han Lixue was dumbfounded again.

The coquettish operation of this butt almost made her laugh.

She didn't laugh out loud, but the sky was full of laughter.

These loud laughs are bursting out of spiritual consciousness, and the voices are relatively immature, as if they are all children.

She looked up and saw the stars in the void laughing together.

"Haha, this butt man is too funny, reward, reward! I have to reward!"

"Haha, every time this butt man comes out, he makes me laugh hard!"

"Haha, all the members of the Fart Man Alliance are weird!"

……

Han Lixue discovered that the laughing ones among these gods were basically children.

These children are accompanied by some adults, and they should be playing this game accompanied by their parents.

"It seems that this playground is children's play!"

As far as he knew, in order to cater to the interests of children, game companies would transform some mortals into weird and funny things.

Among them, the spoofs related to poop and fart are the most, because research shows that poop and fart can easily arouse the interest and hobbies of children and gods.

Many adult gods do not understand this kind of behavior, and even find it disgusting, but child gods like it very much.

(This is based on science, it is not made up by the author)
After the huge ass farted, it began to shrink rapidly and turned into a young man.

This man is a bit fat and looks naive.

He looked at Han Lixue with a silly smile, and said, "Miss, get out of here quickly, it's too dangerous here!"

"Well, thank you just now!"

Han Lixue nodded slightly, and asked, "I don't know what your name is?"

When the fat man heard this, he was taken aback.

Is there anyone in this world who doesn't know his butt man?
However, he still smiled politely: "I am a Buttman, a member of the Fartman Alliance. Our Buttman Alliance is to protect this world. We are all messengers of justice and patrons of the gods!"

The main reason is that the other party is too beautiful, and he can't help but want to show off in front of the beautiful woman.

"Alliance of Fart Man?"

Han Lixue almost didn't laugh out loud, and asked, "The name of your alliance is so special!"

The butt man smiled helplessly: "Everyone helped us get this, and we can't help it!"

Han Lixue thought to herself: "I'm afraid it wasn't chosen by ordinary people, but the game company chose such a spoof name in order to cater to the interest of the child god!"

chug chug!

At this moment, a tall man spouted flames from his buttocks, made a sound like a tractor, and flew towards this side.

As soon as he landed, the butt man couldn't wait to introduce Han Lixue.

"This is also a member of our Fart Man Alliance, he is called Fart Fireman! His skill is that his butt can emit powerful flames! He can fly and kill enemies with this skill!"

Pihuoxia is a middle-aged strong man. When he saw Han Lixue, he was startled suddenly. A look of fear flashed in his eyes, but he quickly covered it up and nodded at Han Lixue without saying a word. It was regarded as a beating. hello.

Han Lixue found it interesting and asked, "Is your fart alliance all about butts?"

"Yes!" Butt Man laughed and said, "We have four members in the Butt Man Alliance, I am Butt Man, he is Fart Fire Man, and Poop Man, who can control other people's poop, and there is a girl, Butt Man, who puts The farts that come out have healing effects, and the smellier the farts, the better the effect!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of farting not far away.

The waves of fart spread around, and the fighting soldiers didn't cover their noses, but sucked them in.

Then a miracle happened, and these wounded soldiers quickly recovered from their injuries.

Han Lixue and Li Anran naturally didn't want to be affected by farts, so they quickly jumped up and jumped onto a tall building.

Buttman was surprised.

He originally thought that Han Lixue was just an ordinary person, but now it seems that she is very strong, much stronger than them.

"Ass man, we still have something to do, goodbye!"

Han Lixue's clear and pleasant voice came from a distance.

Seeing that the two of them leaped again and disappeared quickly, the butt man felt a little bit sad.

Butt Man reluctantly said: "This lady is really beautiful, but unfortunately I don't know her name!"

Pihuoxia snorted coldly, and said, "Is it because you fell in love with her, kid?"

Buttman said embarrassedly: "It's true, but she seems to have a special identity. She doesn't even know our Fartman Alliance. Is there anyone on this planet who doesn't know our Fartman Alliance?"

"No!" Pihuoxia shook his head slightly, his face was a little gloomy and said: "She is definitely not from this planet, she is very likely to be a god!"

"God?"

The butt man was taken aback, and then he said happily: "Is the god here to help us?"

Pihuoxia said coldly: "The fierce beasts have appeared for so many years, which gods have you seen help us in the end? They will only improve the strength of us heroes, and will not end in person to help us, although it is easy for them !"

Buttman asked suspiciously: "Then what are these two gods doing on our planet?"

Pihuoxia said softly: "Maybe it has something to do with that seal!"

"Seal? What seal?"

Buttman looked at Buttman suspiciously.

"Nothing, you heard wrong!"

Fart Fireman refused to speak again.

Buttman didn't ask again.

The audience of the gods in the sky has been following the conversation between the two.

Hearing the seal of Fart Fireman, these child gods began to chatter.

"The two gods just now should be the new game administrators?"

"Hmm, it should be!"

"The seal that Pihuoxia mentioned just now? What kind of seal? Is this a new plot?"

"It should be a new plot, I've never heard of it before!"

"This Buttman is becoming more and more cynical, far less innocent and cute than Buttman!"

"Yeah, yeah, this fireman seems to be a little bit uncomfortable with our gods!"

"Let's not reward him next time!"

"Yeah, I'll reward the butt man!"

"I rewarded the fart man, I think the fart man is the funniest, fart treatment, haha!"

……

Li Anran and the two ran around the city for a while, and came to a valley in the suburbs.

There are some ancient buildings here, exuding a strange atmosphere.

A middle-aged man stood at the door and walked over slowly.

"Holy Maiden of Time and Space, you are finally here!"