Entertainment, I am a great artist

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The audience burst out laughing.

Cross talk has always been a show that everyone has always liked.

But in recent years, cross talk has become less and less funny.

One is that the people talking about cross talk are all old artists, and they lack freshness, and the other is that programs like the Spring Festival Gala are supposed to promote political correctness.

So much so that screenwriters and actors are trying their best to apply cross talk to the truth.

This is very boring!

After all, everyone wanted to have fun, had a good cross talk, and turned it into a preaching, so what do you think.

But this "Thief Company" does not seem to have these disadvantages.

The actors are young and the baggage is novel.

Just a few short sentences at the beginning shake off a clever burden.

Naturally, naturally.

Qu Feng had just stuffed a dumpling into his mouth, when he heard this sentence, he spit it out immediately.

God special injury ah.

Comedians don't bite, how could they get hurt?

Everyone in the group could not help but speak.

[Hahahaha, this cross talk is simply too funny. 】

[Blade is awesome. He was a dancer just now, but now he is a member of the Thieves Company. 】

[Genius is genius, professional in everything. 】

After chatting with the group of friends, Qu Feng looked at the TV again. At this moment, the grandma next to him asked.

"Xiaofeng, is this Daofeng a related household?"

"What relationship?"

"It's a relative of the director. Why not only sing, but also dance, and talk about cross talk?"

Grandma Qu Feng is more than 60 years old this year. She is old and her eyes are not working well, but her ears are consonant.

I just heard the host say Dao Feng's name three times.

It must be a related household!
"Grandma, it's impossible for a stage as big as the Spring Festival Gala to be related to the household." Qu Feng had no choice but to explain.

"Xiaofeng, you don't understand now. You have to be related to things these days, otherwise no one will care about you, just say your father, it wasn't your grandfather who was in a state-owned enterprise back then, so he found a good job."

"grandmother……"

"This Daofeng's father must be the director of the TV station or something. Everyone else is on one show, but he only played three."

Qu Feng, "..."

"By the way." Grandma continued, "His name is Daofeng, and you are also called Xiaofeng. Look at him, and then look at you. Yesterday, I heard you quarrel with your wife again, right..."

Qu Feng, "..."

At the moment, Daofeng's cheap director 'Father' is also arguing with his wife Gan Rongfen.

"Rong Fen, Dao Feng is not a professional dancer, how can he be your apprentice?"

"I'm not a dancer, how can I dance so well?" Gan Rongfen frowned, "This kid has practiced dancing for at least ten years, and talking about cross talk is ruining it."

"Rongfen, you can't say that. It doesn't matter if you talk about it at home. If those old artists hear it, they will complain about you again. How can cross talk be ruined?"

"That's right." Gan Rongfen rolled her eyes, "Only dancing is the real art."

The two talked while watching the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, "A Thief Company" has reached the middle.

Wang Jun: What cadres does your thief company have?

Fang Yi: There are many cadres, one general manager and 48 deputy managers.

Wang Jun: So what do you care?

Fang Yi: Some are in charge of administration, some are in charge of business, some are in charge of organization, some are in charge of publicity, some are in charge of logistics, and some are in charge of family planning.

Wang Jun: Wait a minute, wait a moment, wait a moment, your Thief Company still plans to have children.

Fang Yi: As you said, the whole Blue Star game is a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception. They have family planning, and we thieves give birth randomly. Who are you going to steal from?

……

At this moment, Gan Rongfen was picking up the cup and taking a sip of water.

Hearing this, he immediately sprayed out.

"Haha, a thief still wants to engage in family planning."

"Rong Fen, look, you also think what Dao Feng said is good."

"So what's the point, I just like his "Two Trees"."

"Okay, Rongfen, don't force it, I will introduce Daofeng to you when I have a chance."

"Hmph, that's about the same."

A quarrel vanished.

And as the "Thief Company" program progressed, the entire Blue Star audience laughed out loud at this crosstalk.

[One manager actually has 48 deputy managers? 】

[Don't tell me, our company is like this. Each of the twelve deputy managers is in charge of a share. If you are not familiar with our company's business, you can't find anyone. 】

[This cross talk is not only funny, but also complains about the current bureaucracy, no wonder it can be on the Spring Festival Gala. 】

The show continues.

Wang Jun: Your thief company also wants to advertise?

Fang Yi: Even the advertising words have been written.

Wang Jun: What word?

Fang Yi: My friend, do you want to make a fortune? Please join the Thief Company. He can make you rich overnight. The contact person of this company...

Wang Jun: Who is it?

Fang Yi: It's not easy to spread the word.

Wang Jun: Phone number?
Fang Yi: Keep it secret for now.

Wang Jun: Fax number?

Fang Yi: No comment.

Wang Jun: The address of the unit?

Fang Yi: One shot changes the place.

……

Speaking of this, the camera swept across the audience area below, and the audience couldn't help but patted the table, and some even burst into tears.

Even a young girl burst into snot bubbles from laughter.

The audience in front of the TV was not much better. Some people bent over laughing, some coughed violently, and some were directly sprayed with water by their family members.

At the moment, Wang Jun's wife and daughter are also watching this TV program in Wang Jun's house.

Niuniu, Wang Jun's daughter, was sitting on the foam board in front of the TV, pointing at Fang Yi and laughing, "Mom, this little brother is so fun."

"Yeah, it's so fun." Wang Jun's wife smiled and wiped her tears.

For others, this cross talk is really funny.

But in her eyes, what she saw was her husband's hard work.

No one knew that in order to make everyone laugh, the husband forgot to sleep and eat every day, often worked for more than ten hours, and even when he was eating, he was thinking about jokes.

And now, he finally boarded the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Now, he has finally come up with a classic work.

I believe that with the end of the Spring Festival Gala, the husband's name will also leave a strong mark in the cross talk world.

The most important thing is that with this work, the husband can make money in the future, cure Niu Niu's illness, and the happiness of the family is also at your fingertips.

Wang Jun's wife wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

However, the tears seemed to be unable to be wiped clean, and as they dried, they kept gushing out of the eyes, more and more, and gradually flooded like spring rain.

Tears, flushed cheeks cool.

However, my heart was warm as hell.