Siheyuan: Frog Journey: Beating the Animals

It turned out that the frog boy who went out for a stroll came back!

"Da Vinci, I miss you so much!"

"Ding! You have obtained the Nine Suns Divine Art from the plane of "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji". Since it conflicts with the rules of the main world, this exercise is a weakened version."

The Nine Suns Divine Art is divided into 9 layers, and the strength given by each layer of skill is equivalent to the strength of 3 ordinary people on this plane!

This technique is currently in the sealing stage. As the owner grows older, the rule is set to increase the skill by 1 layer a year!
【Whether to study! 】

"Ding! You have obtained the secret recipe of Black Jade Ointment!"

[Whether to receive it! 】

"Ding, you got a pack of "Can't Stop". This product is colorless, odorless, and undetectable! It can be used to treat constipation and should be used in moderation."

I'm a good boy, my favorite Nine Suns Divine Art, Impervious to all poisons, Black Jade Intermittent Ointment, developed!
"Take it, take it all"

On the surface, Qiao Dado was expressionless, but in fact, his happy heart seemed to be turned upside down.

Can't walk sideways after the magical body protection?
This process of receiving things seems to be very long, but the actual time is very short.

"Master, Leonardo Da Vinci is going to rest, the time of the next trip will be arranged randomly, master, don't forget to prepare food for me!".

"Go back! Da Vinci, I have prepared it for you a long time ago. I have set your yard to be fully automatic. You can find what you want to eat by yourself."

"Thank you master, the master is very kind."

After Da Vinci finished speaking, he entered the miniature frog garden in the space.

Qiao Dado, whose thoughts returned to reality, suddenly remembered something, chicken?Fuck, this is the main line of the plot.

"Third Master, let's go and see what kind of tricks this old lady Jia is playing!".

Yan Bugui blushed and was still drunk!Qiao Dado supported him and walked to the yard!

Xu Damao couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of halazi when he saw the fragrant stewed chicken and mushrooms on the table!He quickly took the stewed chicken on the table and followed behind the two of them.

The conference has begun!

"I said Qiao Dado, tell me, how did you get here."

"I bought it, can you control it?"

"Bought it? Where did you buy it?"

"I bought it from the Dongdan vegetable market, what's the matter?"

"What evidence do you have?"

"You don't care what evidence I have!"

Qiao Da rejoiced to get on the bar with the bangs in the official accent.

"Hey, why are you talking to the second uncle? You want to be beaten?"

He Zhuzi, the "God of War" of the Siheyuan, clenched his fist, waved it towards Qiao Dado, and started his performance as he spoke.

"I said, Giordado, you stole my chicken, so you have nothing to say?"

Xu Damao frowned and looked at Qiaodado.

"Aunt Zhang saw that you stole it, so are you still playing tricks?"

Lou Xiaoe asked.

"Do you also believe what this old godly woman said? Speaking of which, whose hands are not clean, you have no idea in your heart? If you don't know how to analyze, are your brains just for display?"

Qiao Dado picked his teeth and looked at the two of them!
"Grandpa, do you hear that this is a human language? You stole something, and you are insulting people if you don't admit it!"

Xu Damao had a mournful face, but when his face drooped, it seemed that his donkey face was longer.

"Okay! Qiao Daduo, since our compound was established until now, there has been no theft. It has always been a civilized courtyard."

"Let's see it this way, let's take it as a matter of you paying Xu Damao 5 yuan, and let's not alarm the comrades at the police station if we can solve it in the yard!"

Yi Zhonghai's butt was off to the South Pole, and the matter hadn't been investigated yet, so he directly slapped Qiao Dado with a hat.

No wonder he has no children and has done a lot of immoral things.

"I said, Qiao Dado, you just admit it, dare to act."

He Zhuzi looked at Qiaodado with a foolish look and said.

"Qiao's boy, I saw with my own eyes that you brought a chicken back from the backyard. This is stealing."

"Yi Zhonghai, as the big man in charge of the courtyard, I think it's better to drive him out! We can't let rat feces ruin the reputation of our courtyard, or we won't have our share in this year's civilized courtyard."

Jiazhang added fuel and vinegar, looking upright and awe-inspiring!

"Yes, yes, drive him out, we can't let him ruin the reputation of our courtyard, or we won't be rewarded with civilization."

At this moment, the voices of the beasts echoed one after another.

"Aunt Jia is right, she drove him out and dared to steal things."

"Grandpa, are you too biased? The matter hasn't been clarified yet. Don't you know what this old godmother is?"

"This will convict me? You have too much power! I think it's better to call the police. Let the comrades at the police station decide the case."

Qiao Daduo looked at Yi Buqun, the uncle, and said sarcastically.

"What do you mean by not making it clear? There are witnesses and physical evidence, and you still want to let the comrades at the police station decide the case? Matters in our yard are settled in the yard, and the police must not be called."

Yi Zhonghai looked at Qiaodado with a little sullenness.

"I saw you steal chickens with my own eyes, Qiao family boy, don't quibble, my old woman has lived so long to lie to everyone? If I lie to everyone, then punish me to eat shit!"

In order to drive Qiaodado out of the compound, the old godmother tried to frame Qiaodado by occupying the house.

After speaking, like a dancer, he cried and swears!How lively!

The aunts looked at the demon Jia Zhang, shook their heads helplessly, walked over and pulled her up from the ground, trying to persuade her.

Qiao Daduo looked at Jia Zhang, who would not die if he didn't do anything, and thought to himself, you old godly woman, do you really think I can't rule you?
Don't you want to eat shit, I'll let you do it.

Giordado looked at the third thing Da Vinci brought back, "Can't Stop".

This thing is a good thing for treating constipation. Mrs. Jia Zhang, I see that your body is oily. You won't change it unless you pull it a few times!

Watching the farce of this scene.

"Old Yi, this Dado, since he came in with this chicken, and then our father and I drink and discuss things, think about where he has the time to steal chickens from the backyard?"

"It's not like you don't know the off-duty hours of your rolling mill. Besides, he's a level 5 fitter. He needs the money to buy that chicken?"

Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai and said.

"This!"

Yi Zhonghai blushed in embarrassment, he didn't expect so much, the usual paternalistic eloquence didn't seem to work today.What the hell is this Yan Laosan doing?

"Then he just likes to steal?"

Jia Zhang insisted.

will be open!Now there is another burst of fragrance in the courtyard!
"What's the smell, it smells so good!"

A burst of aroma of stewed chicken and mushrooms floated into everyone's noses.

"Damn it, chicken stewed on my stove!"

Silly Zhu suddenly panicked.

Seeing He Zhuzi's flustered expression, Qiao Dadu had a clue in his heart!
"Let me say a few words, first uncle, second uncle, you two are eighth-level fitters and seventh-level blacksmiths in our factory, and you are also uncles in our yard! I can see that you hate things that violate discipline. .”

Liu Haizhong was so satisfied with what he said, he was proud, his smile was like a chrysanthemum blooming in autumn.

"The thing is like this, today I will also sue the uncle and the big guy!"

"The big guys can also see that when this He Zhuzi comes back from get off work every day, he carries a net bag with several lunch boxes in it. Don't the big guys ever wonder what's in it?"

"Gioudado, it's alright, it's alright, why are you talking so much today? Now I'm talking about you stealing a chicken, don't bring it up to others!"

Seeing Qiao Dado changing the subject, Yi Zhonghai slapped the table, feeling impatient for a while.

"Master, I have always respected you. I never thought that you would stop people from talking and make a big fuss!"

"Since this is the case, then I have to say it! If I don't say it, I'm sorry for the rolling mill, and I'm sorry for Director Yang who gave me the award."

"Silly Zhu, you sneak something back from the cafeteria every day, don't think I don't know, the smell of stewed chicken and mushrooms came from your house just now, tell me that this chicken was brought back from the cafeteria! Or did it steal from Xu Damao's house?"

He Zhuzi, he didn't expect the fire to burn himself, so he didn't know the consequences of stealing things from the cafeteria.

As a cafeteria chef, who would dare to say anything in the cafeteria if you bring something home?
But breaking discipline is breaking discipline.

"Gioudado, which of your eyes saw that I came back from the public house? This lunch box is what I used to cook at noon? Besides, I bought this chicken today! How dare you talk nonsense. I can't beat you!"

As he spoke, He Zhuzi clenched his fists and swung at Qiaodado. At this moment, Qiaodado raised his foot lightly!

Everyone wanted to see Qiao Dadu being beaten again, but they didn't expect to see He Zhuzi, the "God of War" in the courtyard, flying backwards.

At this time, Qiao Dado suddenly remembered that the movie of Master Xing was missing a mirror and a lighted cigar.