Siheyuan: beat Jia Zhang at the beginning

Xie Lang was watching this farce. These beasts are all people who understand in their hearts, but usually they like to pretend to understand and kick muddled.

"Besides, would it be nice to go to the police station for this New Year's Eve trouble? Things are already like this!" Jia Zhang continued.

"Mom, what are you talking about, anyway, I didn't poison you!" Jia Dongxu insisted.

"Okay, remember what you said, kid. I'll go to the police now. If it's really you, I'll put you in prison for the rest of my life!" Sha Zhu angrily pointed at Jia Dongxu's nose and cursed.

"Don't go, I swear to God that I didn't poison, if I did, my son will have no asshole, that's fine!" Jia Dongxu hurriedly stopped Sha Zhu and said.

"Jia Dongxu, don't you mean you didn't say what you said? The stick is so big, and the asshole is there. Besides, if you poisoned yourself, why would you swear on your son's asshole?" Xie Lang laughed.

This sentence caused everyone in the yard to burst into laughter.

"I'm just making a metaphor. What's the matter with you? By the way, Xie Lang, I heard you and Sha Zhu seem to be arguing at night. Why are you arguing!" Jia Dongxu seemed to be grasping at straws He yelled at Xie Lang in the same way.

"Fart your mother, I didn't quarrel with Sha Zhu. It was Xu Damao who quarreled with Sha Zhu. Xu Damao was ridiculed by Sha Zhu for being extinct, so he couldn't find a partner." Xie Lang directly directed the fire back to Xu Damao, you Does this little yin bastard like yin people so much, then I will make you pay the price.

"I've been making steamed stuffed buns in my room at night, copying notes, and I've never come out." Xie Lang said again.

"Xu Damao, what did you do tonight?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Xu Damao again and asked.

"I just came back from outside, what's the matter, buddy went out to eat tonight." Xu Damao said.

"Really? Where did you go to eat?" Xie Lang looked at Xu Damao with a half-smile and asked.

"You don't care where I go to eat!" Xu Damao said angrily with a bad feeling in his heart.

"How did I hear that Dr. Li, a barefoot doctor in the alley next door, came to our intersection and whispered to you, are you doing something shameful with him?" Xie Lang said coldly.

"I didn't, don't talk nonsense! Believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!" Xu Damao said.

"Then call Dr. Li over, won't we know what's going on?" Xie Lang said.

"Yes, call me Doctor Li." Yi Zhonghai said.

"Just call, Xie Lang, I can tell you, if you call Dr. Li over, nothing will happen, and you will have to pay me 500 yuan." Xu Damao threatened with a big mouth.

"No problem, but if there is something, will you also have to pay me 500 yuan?" Xie Lang said.

Xu Damao was silent. He knew that Xie Lang was always scheming. He thought he could scare Xie Lang away with 500 yuan, but he didn't expect that this kid was not afraid at all, and dared to ask him for 500 yuan.

Seeing that Xu Damao didn't speak, Silly said: "Xu Damao, are you scared, you bastard? Could it be you who attacked me?"

"I don't have one, just go, who is afraid of whom!" Xu Damao gritted his teeth.

Now Xu Damao is purely determined not to give up until the Yellow River, and Xie Lang will not ask him for 500 yuan, why?
Those who bet against the law are not protected by the law. At that time, as long as Xu Damao is caught and given rat poison, it will be enough to lock him in for a year or so. I guess Xu Damao will be honest.

"Okay, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangqi, go and invite Dr. Li over here, bring Xu Damao into the house, and invite the police over by the way." Xie Lang said.

"Okay, it's my laxative, okay! There's no need to go to Dr. Li." Xu Damao was still timid and confessed the truth.

He knew that Xie Lang had always been a scheming person, and that Xie Lang dared to do this must be full of confidence, and he definitely couldn't play Xie Lang.

It's better to suffer directly in the yard and solve it.

If he really wants to enter the police station, Sha Zhu will not let him go.

"Xu Damao, why did you do this! It's unreasonable! You are simply lawless, do you still have the three of us in your eyes?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

Damn it, it turned out that Xu Damao wanted to spoil his good deeds.

"Who made silly Zhu say that I'm extinct." Xu Damao said in disbelief.

"Silly Zhu, did you say that?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Silly Zhu again and asked.

"Say it, isn't what I said the truth?" Silly Zhu said, and then said: "I don't care, how should I deal with this matter? Xie Lang, last time I paid your future father-in-law 1000 yuan, it was also because of laxatives, now Xu Damao also gave me laxatives, so the compensation standard has to be like this."

"Last time? 1000 yuan? What's going on?" Yu Haitang asked.

"Didn't silly Zhu tell you?" Xie Lang asked.

"No, what's wrong?"

"It was the last time Xie Lang was promoted to an eighth-level fitter, and he had dinner with Director Yang and Chairman Lou. Silly Zhu was not convinced, so he put laxatives in his soup, and he was caught by him. Otherwise, you would think he was a chef. Why didn’t they exist, and why did they become apprentices.” Liu Guangqi, the second son of the second uncle’s family, said.

"Shazhu, you..." Yu Haitang was so angry that she was speechless. After a period of contact, she felt that although Shazhu looked a little older, he was still young in actual age, and in the end The most important thing is to treat her well and obey everything. Even if she wants the moon in the sky, the silly pillar will take it off for her.

Therefore, she is also thinking, if there is really no suitable one, it is not impossible to be silly.

However, now I find that Shazhu is not so honest!
How could Yu Haitang not be angry.

"No, that was at the beginning, Xie Lang and I had some misunderstandings." Sha Zhu hurriedly said.

"You can't do such a thing because of any misunderstanding!" Yu Haitang said.

"Later I dared to do it, and I paid compensation. I'm not like Xu Damao. If he hadn't invited Dr. Li over, Xu Damao would have refused to admit it." Silly Zhu said.

"Yu Haitang, don't listen to silly nonsense, the misunderstanding between him and Xie Lang is more than just a little misunderstanding, he is not a good person, just say that the scar on his face is because he failed to plot against Xie Lang, he got it himself. " Xu Damao said angrily.

"Silly Zhu, you really know how to act!" Yu Haitang said bitterly, and then looked at Xu Damao again, "You are not a good person either!"

"Since it was Xu Damao who drugged you, I'm also a victim, and I'll demand compensation, otherwise I'll go to the police station and the street and talk about it." Yu Haitang said, making up her mind that she would never come to this courtyard again. Who cares about this!

She has to tell her sister when she goes back, be careful of the people in the yard!

"Yes, Xu Damao, this is a problem you cannot avoid. You must compensate him." Liu Haizhong said righteously.

"Just now I almost made me take the blame for you, and I also demand compensation." Jia Dongxu saw that it was beneficial, and said hastily.