Siheyuan: beat Jia Zhang at the beginning

"Ahem, did you go to the hospital first, or did you go to the street to get a divorce first?" Liu Haizhong asked.

"Of course I went to the street to get a divorce first. I don't want to deal with these disgusting and dirty things anymore." The first mother said with a curled lip. She saw Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang's like this, and she knew that they were having sex last night. What's up.

Although she can report it, she feels that it is unnecessary. After all, the family savings and the house belong to her, and she should accept it as soon as she sees it.

"Yes, I went to the street to get a divorce first. I don't want to have anything to do with this woman for a second." Yi Zhonghai said through gritted teeth.

Last night, he realized what a man's happiness is.

"Brother Zhong Hai, don't talk like that, you are not allowed to talk to Sister Wang like that." Bai Lianhua Jia Zhang said in a coquettish voice.

"Don't worry about her, she's going to get divorced anyway." Yi Zhonghai said to Jia Zhang.

"Okay, let's go through the divorce formalities first, let's go." Yan Bugui said, he meant that he wanted to follow along with him. Anyway, it's Chinese New Year now, and there's nothing to do, so I just eat melons.

Soon, a large group of people came to the neighborhood committee with great vigor, almost all the men, women and children in the courtyard came.

Seeing such a large group of people coming, Aunt Tian Zaotian, the director of the neighborhood committee, was taken aback, "Oh, why are you all here? The whole yard is here. What's wrong?"

"Aunt Tian, ​​there's nothing wrong with it. It's just that the elder of our hospital is going to divorce the elder mother." Liu Haizhong said.

"What? Why do you want a divorce? You two have been here for so many years." Tian Zao asked in bewilderment.

Before Yi Zhonghai could talk to Mrs. Jia Zhang, the people in the courtyard rushed to tell these things.

Aunt Tian looked at Jia Zhang, who was holding Yi Zhonghai's arm, wearing a pink jacket with a shy face like a girl, and asked, "Jia Zhang, Yi Zhonghai, are what they said true?"

"Yes, Aunt Tian, ​​when you were young, you knew that Lao Yi had always taken care of our family, why do you think that is?" Speaking of this, Jia Zhang shyly lowered her head, not daring to look at it. Aunt Tian.

Aunt Tian felt that her three views had been subverted. She had never seen such an outrageous thing in her entire life in the neighborhood committee.

"Aunt Tian, ​​please issue a divorce certificate for me and Wang Xiufen, and a marriage certificate for me and Jia Zhang, please." Yi Zhonghai said with a shy smile like a young man about to marry his sweetheart .

For some reason, seeing the smiles of these two people, Aunt Tian suddenly had the same feeling as everyone in the courtyard, that she was about to spit out all the delicious dishes and meat that she ate during the Chinese New Year.

How could someone have such a disgusting and ugly smile? "Old Yi, are you sure you want to do this? You have to think clearly." Aunt Tian couldn't bear it, so she couldn't help asking.

"Of course, Aunt Tian, ​​hurry up. If you don't hurry up and delay my wedding, I will complain to you later." Yi Zhonghai said domineeringly, showing off the so-called domineering style.

"Brother Zhong Hai, don't talk to Aunt Tian like this, I've already said it, don't be so fierce to women other than me." Jia Zhang said softly.

"Fool, in my heart, you are the only one. Others want to get close to me. Of course, I can't give others a chance to get close to me. Wouldn't that be a pity for you?" Yi Zhonghai said tenderly, and said Gently touched Jia Zhang's little head.

"Okay, Lao Yi, Mrs. Jia Zhang, I will issue a certificate for you. Hurry up and go to the wedding." Aunt Tian said hastily after seeing this scene.

Originally, it was not possible to issue a divorce certificate and a marriage certificate to a person at the same time in one day.

After all, you have to get a divorce certificate and read it before you can issue a marriage certificate again, but in order not to disgust yourself anymore, Aunt Tian, ​​who has never bent the law for personal gain in her life, decided to be selfish for a while, and this is a matter of life and death Well, she also knew Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai when she was young, so she didn't want to be disgusted by these two people to death.

After getting the divorce certificate, a group of people accompanied Jia Zhang, Yi Zhonghai, and Da Ma to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

As soon as Yi Zhonghai received the divorce certificate, he took out the marriage certificate he had prepared and asked for marriage registration.

The staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau have never seen this operation, but they have a divorce certificate and a marriage certificate here, so they have to do it for them.

In this way, after he came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Yi Zhonghai divorced the first mother (Wang Xiufen), and Jia Zhang (Zhang Cuihua) became the first mother in the yard, known as Yi Zhang.

"Today, thank you for your concern. In two days, I will set up two tables for everyone to eat." Yi Zhonghai proudly shook his little notebook, showing off.

"Congratulations, grandpa, you're a big mom." Liu Haizhong also said with a smile on his face.

"Come on, Banggen, call Grandpa, Grandpa will buy you Arctic Ocean drink." Yi Zhonghai hugged his eldest grandson Banggen and said.

"Grandpa!" Bang Geng yelled crisply, Qin Huairu coaxed and threatened Bang Geng last night, making Bang Geng want to please Yi Zhonghai no matter what, and let Yi Zhonghai become his grandfather.

In this way, I will have endless snacks and endless meat.

"Hey, grandson, let's go, go to the hospital with grandpa, and do some small things." Yi Zhonghai said, holding the stick with one hand and Jia Zhang with the other.

Qin Huairu watched this scene in the crowd, and heaved a sigh of relief. As long as Bang Geng behaves well, and he is Yi Zhonghai's grandson, in the future, he doesn't have to worry about going to school, marrying a wife and buying a house. .

A group of people walked to the nearest hospital.

The doctors saw that the people in the whole yard came to do the paternity test, and thought to themselves, how unimaginable the information in it is.

What kind of shocking giant melon is behind this.

But let the uncle and the stick begin to draw blood. These days, there is no such thing as the fact that it can be identified by hair, and blood tests are required.

Seeing that both Yi Zhonghai and Bang Geng were drawing blood, Qin Huairu also started to feel anxious, and couldn't help but tighten his grip on the tube of blood that he hid in his pocket.

That's Xiaodang's blood. Xiaodang and Banggen are brothers and sisters, so they must be related.

All she had to do was to exchange Yi Zhonghai's blood with Xiao Dang's blood at that time, so that the stick would be named Yi, and she could be considered worthy of him.

Uncle, you can’t blame me. If you want to blame it, you can blame my mother-in-law Jia Zhang. Why did you mess with so many people when you were young? Otherwise, I wouldn’t do it. I don’t know if I can be sure It's your grandson.

Grandpa, you didn't expect death to be an extinct one, did you?Have no face to see the ancestors of your Yi family.

I did it all for the stick!This can be regarded as giving the uncle hope, at least he and everyone else feel so, it can be regarded as making up for the uncle's heart.