Siheyuan: beat Jia Zhang at the beginning

"Hahaha!"

"Second uncle, do you hear me, if you have something to say, if you fart, then let it go."

"Hahaha, let's see what the second uncle has to fart."

Xie Lang's words made everyone burst into laughter. They were usually very dissatisfied with the second uncle's insistence on putting on airs and playing an official tone, and he is not a serious official. Why does he like to put on airs so much?

It's just that the decent officials and those in the street are not like him, and they insist on everyone cooperating with him.

"Go, go, why are you laughing!"

"Shut up, everyone, it's a meeting, everyone be serious."

"And you, Shelan, what do you mean?"

Seeing that Xie Lang teased him so much, which made him lose face in front of everyone, he felt even more uncomfortable, and yelled at everyone, showing the majesty of his second uncle.

"I'm telling the truth. If you have something to say, say it, and fart it." Xie Lang waved his hand and shrugged.

"Xie Lang, then don't you take me as the second uncle seriously!" The second uncle Liu Haizhong asked angrily. Xie Lang dared to dismantle him in front of so many people and not give him face. If you don't teach Xie Lang a lesson, who will take yourself as the second uncle seriously in the future?

"Yeah, you, the second uncle, are just playing around in the yard, and you are not in charge of our house. There are street management, police station management, and public security bureau management. There are so many of them that it's not your turn to queue up. Xie Lang mocked unceremoniously.

"Xie Lang, thank you Xie Lang, don't you want to stay in our courtyard anymore?" The second uncle said angrily, his hands clenched into fists.

"What can you do? You also want to occupy my house? Do you also want to enter the police station like Jia Zhang?" Xie Lang said with a playful smile, but his tone was full of threats.

Hearing that Xie Lang mentioned Jia Zhang's family, everyone just remembered, isn't it? Thanks to Jia Zhang's entering, the compound has been relatively calm these days, and there are not too many moths.

This is really thanks to Jia Zhang's blessing, her leaving alone has actually brought about a peaceful life in the entire compound.

But the second uncle dared not say anything. He is not a person like Jia Zhang. He is an old shrew who has no job and no culture. He usually has a son to support and a daughter-in-law to bully. He is living a good life. , no one in the compound dared to offend her.

His second uncle is a decent man with a job, he is a sixth-level fitter, and he needs to support a large family. If he enters like Jia Zhang, the whole family will have to suffer from the northwest wind, and he His dream of becoming an official has never even been thought about in this life.

"Okay, his second uncle, you can shut up, Xie Lang, you too, so you can say less." The first uncle Yi Zhonghai came out to be a "good old man" and said.

Just now Liu Haizhong was stunned by Xie Lang, not to mention how happy he was, Liu Haizhong has always coveted his position as a great master, Liu Haizhong is a person with a big talent addiction, even if he is a big fart official, he can't help it in his dreams. want to do.

But now, in front of this old man, he overwhelmed him, holding his breath in the middle of his bangs, thinking about how to pull himself down, he has become a big man himself.

joke!

Liu Haizhong doesn't even look in the mirror to see what he looks like, do he still want to be an official?Still want to be a grandpa, let's make his spring and autumn dream!
Where does he look like an old man, he took advantage of this second uncle and became an old man because of his age, no one in the compound knows who Liu Haizhong is.

You have to put on airs when you see everyone.

"Come on, what's the matter?" Xie Lang said, and he didn't want to waste time with unnecessary disputes. He had to go to work tomorrow, and he didn't take a shower yet.

"It's such a thing. I heard that Shazhu made a mistake with a dish at Director Yang's dinner today. This dish is a bit expensive, and he needs to pay a sum of money to Director Yang. Shazhu's monthly salary is only 37 yuan. , Director Yang wants 1000 yuan here, isn’t this because we are all neighbors? If there is a problem, everyone should help each other.” The uncle said the matter.

"Oh? What kind of food does it cost 1000 yuan? Silly Zhu, you won't report the bill indiscriminately, trying to steal everyone's money, right?" Xie Lang asked pretending to be ignorant.

"Look, look, even Xie Lang doesn't know what it is."

"That's right, silly Zhu, tell me, what kind of dish costs 1000 yuan? Is this dish inlaid with gold?"

"Sizhu, you look so honest, why are you so bad?"

"Silly Zhu, everyone's life is not easy. It's okay to help you, but if you want to cheat everyone, it's your fault. You must give us an explanation."

"Silly Zhu just now said that Xie Lang could testify, and that Xie Lang had dinner with Director Yang. Look, Xie Lang doesn't even know now."

"Yes, if we didn't have to wait here for Xie Lang to come back, we really didn't know that Shazhu was so bad."

"Silly Zhu, tell me, what do you want this money for?"

"Silly Zhu is really a real person who doesn't show his face. The first thing he said was 1000 yuan."

"Silly Zhu, this is when all of our money is blown by the wind, right?"

After Xie Lang's rhetorical question, the neighbors in the courtyard started to make a fuss and quit one after another, and everyone turned aggressively at Shazhu.

They were almost fooled by Sha Zhu again tonight, for 1000 yuan, Sha Zhu actually dared to talk to them, he still lied to them.

"Xie Lang, don't you know what happened at noon? Don't pretend you don't understand now. If you say that, how can I have the money to pay Mr. Lou?" Silly Zhu hurriedly said seeing Xie Lang's refusal.

"Oh? Are you talking about the fact that you gave chin bean powder to the soup at noon to harm people? If you don't have the money to pay, then you can only follow them and arrest you and go to jail?" Xie Lang looked suddenly enlightened. Said.

Listening to these words of Xie Lang, everyone also felt that there must be something wrong.

"Xie Lang, what do you mean by that?"

"What the hell did Silly Zhu do to pay someone 1000 yuan?"

"The chin bean powder in the soup that silly Zhu gave to others? Isn't this too vicious? It deserves it!"

"If Shazhu treats me like this, 1000 yuan won't be enough. I'll send a black sheep like him to prison."

"Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, you usually look honest and honest, but you never thought that your heart would be so bad-hearted, and you'll give others chin powder."

"That's right, if Chin Bean Flour is not discovered, will it be poisoned next time?"

"Silly Zhu, you are too cruel and vicious."

"This kind of person did something wrong, and still wants us to help him lose money?"

"We can't help this kind of person. If we help him, that is to cover him. Next time he harms someone, we all have to be responsible."