Siheyuan: beat Jia Zhang at the beginning

Chapter 81 Jia Zhang's Diarrhea

Even Qin Huairu said: "If this is the case, our family's life will definitely be easier, but if we just ask him for help like this, will he agree?"

"Why didn't you agree? My 250 yuan was given for nothing, right? I gave him so much money and asked him to promote our Dongxu. What happened? He just found a good partner, Lou Guangcheng's daughter. Unlike our family, Dongxu, who gave you a rural woman for nothing." Jia Zhang said with a cold snort, completely blaming Qin Huairu for Jia Dongxu's inability to be promoted.

It means that Qin Huairu's natal family is not strong.

Qin Huairu didn't want to talk to the mother and son in an instant. Why are the brain circuits of the mother and son so strange?

Don't even look at Xie Lang's conditions, Jia Dongxu's conditions?
If it wasn't for the city's household registration, why would she need to marry Jia Dongxu?

Hearing what the two of them said, Jia Dongxu had a different thought. Didn't Xie Lang just find a good partner and have a capable father-in-law to help him in the future?
Then why can't he, Jia Dongxu?

He, Jia Dongxu, can also wait for the bastard to get ahead and find a good woman to help him.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much, it hurts so much." Mrs. Jia Zhang screamed suddenly, clutching her stomach in pain.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Qin Huairu asked suspiciously.

"I don't know, maybe I ate something that ruined my stomach." Jia Zhang said with a wave of his hand, and ran towards the toilet in a hurry.

At this time, the door of the toilet was closed tightly, obviously there was someone inside.

"Open the door, open the door, I'm going to have diarrhea." Mrs. Jia Zhang urgently patted on the doorway of the latrine.

Xu Damao inside had a stomach ache, but now that he heard the urgent knock on the door, it was hard for him to be impatient.

And Xu Damao, who had a bad stomach, also made up his mind, he would not go out even if he was beaten to death, he wanted to watch Jia Zhang hold back, he wanted to see Jia Zhang, an old godly woman, pulled out.

Hearing Xu Damao's refusal, Jia Zhang's stomach was already hurting badly, and it was about to overwhelm the river, and it was about to bleed, but she was still desperately restraining herself, not daring to pull it out.

He didn't even dare to refute Xu Damao, because he was afraid that if he didn't pay attention, he would spit it all out.

However, Mrs. Jia Zhang still couldn't hold back, and there was a sound of puffing.

Even Xu Damao in the latrine felt an indescribable smell.

"Aunt Jia, this fart of yours really wants to make people want to beat you. I don't think it's enough to beat you hard." Xu Damao gritted his teeth.

Jia Zhang's face was flushed, and cold sweat continued to break out on his forehead, "Xu Da, who is a dog..."

Before Jia Zhang finished speaking, an incomparably stench began to spread in the air.

"Aunt Jia, did you pull it directly?" Xu Damao asked gloatingly. This is what he wanted. Although he didn't get any advantage from Xie Lang today, it can be seen that Jia Zhang's family is not guaranteed at the end of the festival, which is not bad. .

Immediately afterwards, Jia Zhang couldn't hold back even if his legs were clamped.

puff!

Gollum!
Finally, Jia Zhang couldn't help but slump, and a relieved smile appeared on his face.

The unbearable stench enveloped the entire courtyard in an instant, and the neighbors who lived closer thought that someone had set off a gas bomb.

Da Ma had already eaten a lot tonight, and just wanted to go out for a walk in the yard, and when she smelled it, she couldn't help but want to vomit.

"How can someone be so wicked, digging up shit at night." The first mother said, and went out, wanting to see what was going on.

All the residents in the courtyard came out, including Xie Lang and Lou Xiaoe, who had just eaten their fill. When they smelled the smell, they almost couldn't help but spit it out, because the poisonous gas of the gas bomb was really too strong. It is unbearable.

Even the deaf old lady walked out staggeringly, leaning on a cane, in order to see what was going on.

Everyone came out to have a look, only to find that Mrs. Jia Zhang pulled it out at the door of the latrine.

And when everyone came out to watch, Mrs. Jia Zhang was still pulling, just like the sound of firing cannons.

Everyone couldn't help covering their mouths and noses, "Mr. Jia Zhang, what are you doing?" the elder Yi Zhonghai said displeasedly, frowning.

"I... I don't want to, what can I do, it's Xu Damao, the damn one, who won't come out, won't let me in." Jia Zhang said dissatisfied.

While they were still talking, Jia Zhang's back door rang again, one after another, a large piece of golden juice was continuously flowing on the ground.

And this golden juice still has the heat of thinking about you.

Xie Lang rushed out with Lou Xiao'e and left. Both of them are clean freaks, and they don't want to watch this kind of excitement. Xie Lang knew that this should be the function of the bad luck charm.

Although Xie Lang and Lou Xiao'e left, the farce in the yard continued.

Xu Damao couldn't help but directly opened the door of the latrine, where Jia Zhang sprayed at the door of the latrine.

Now the door of the latrine is filled with golden juice produced by Jia Zhang's family, blocking the door, even if Xu Damao wants to come out, he has to flow out with Jia Zhang's golden juice.

If you don't come out, you can't help it. If you don't come out, Xu Damao will be fainted inside. The two powers are the lesser, Xu Damao has no choice but to risk his disgrace in front of everyone, and come out dripping with Jia Zhang's golden juice .

Everyone's understanding of Xu Damao has been refreshed again, and they feel that Xu Damao is really brave enough. Is this the so-called brave cow and horse not afraid of difficulties?
But Xu Damao is indeed courageous, it is really not easy to get out of the beach.

"Xu Damao, how is it? Doesn't it feel good?" Silly Zhu teased Xu Damao.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard, don't be complacent!" Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said.

"Stop, Xu Damao, you are not allowed to go, your feet and shoes are all gold, if you walk away, what will happen if we make our whole yard full of gold?" Second Uncle Liu Haizhong said.

"Yes, Xu Damao, you are not allowed to wander around. What if you make the yard full of golden juice? And the golden juice is so stinky." The third master Yan Bugui also said.

"Yes, Xu Damao, you are not allowed to move." "You moved, what do you want us to do?"

"Who told you to be so unlucky! You are in trouble."

Everyone said one after another.

Xu Damao was not happy, "Why, you guys don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk, and my feet smell like this, what do you want me to do?"

"Stand there and don't move. I'll get someone to fetch water for you. You rinse it off first." The uncle said.

Immediately, the uncle asked someone to fetch water for Xu Damao.

But when they went to fetch water, Xu Damao let it go.

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