Siheyuan: beat Jia Zhang at the beginning

"Oh, this one, maybe I lost it there, let's look for it first and then talk about it." Liu Haizhong said in an official tone, putting on an official air.

"Second uncle, you have to take care of this matter. Are you in charge of our backyard? Anyway, the door of my chicken coop is closed, so it can't just open it by itself and run away?" Xu Damao refused to forgive road.

"Okay, what else to say, hurry up and find it." The second uncle waved his hand helplessly and said.

Immediately afterwards, the second uncle asked people to search for it in the entire courtyard.

And Jia's family also got wind, and Jia Zhang said to Jia Dongxu: "Dongxu, there is still chicken soup in our pot, and those chicken bones and chicken feathers haven't been thrown away yet. They will find them in a while, what should we do?" ah?"

Jia Dongxu smiled triumphantly and said: "Mom, don't worry, we can't be found. I just saw Sha Zhu cooking chicken in the house. Those schools are on holiday today. His sister He Yushui came back. I guess he wanted to Isn't it a coincidence that he stewed it for his sister? Now, even if he jumps into the Yellow River, he won't be able to wash it off."

"Yes, that's right. Last time, this kid learned from Xie Lang and corrupted our family by 50 yuan. This time, he deserves to take the blame for us. He should do it." Jia Zhang also echoed, and began to plan in his heart. Thinking about how to get the 50 yuan back from Sha Zhu.

Jia and Zhang's mother and son went out again to watch the excitement while talking. From their point of view, it was only right for Shazhu to blame himself.

Not long after, Xu Damao was smarter than a dog, who made him very hungry now, from noon yesterday to the next afternoon, he had hardly eaten anything.

Silly Zhuna is currently cooking fresh chicken soup in a casserole, and the umami of the chicken soup makes his mouth water when he smells it from afar.

Stupid home.

"Hey, what are you doing? Don't fall into it, mangy." Silly Zhu snorted coldly, watching Xu Damao staring greedily at the chicken in his casserole. Looking for someone to help keep free-range hens in the farm, stewing soup is the most suitable.

He just hoped that he would please this younger sister so that after the New Year, he and Yu Haitang could have a happy event. Oh, tonight, she even asked Yu Haitang to have dinner together.

"Silly Zhu, let me ask you, is this chicken yours?" Xu Damao said sullenly.

"What do you mean, this chicken is not mine, can it still be yours?" Silly Zhu curled his lips and said, "Grandson, did you not get beaten enough just now, and you still want to continue beating? What are you?" , can you afford chicken you?"

"Don't be sloppy here. I went to the commune to show a movie a few days ago, and they gave me two chickens, which have been raised in our chicken coop for two days. I haven't eaten any of them. What do you say? Will it disappear?" Xu Damao said eloquently.

They were arguing here, and the second uncle also opened the door and came in, "What's the matter, why are they arguing again?"

"Second uncle, you came just in time, you should take a good look, what's going on with this chicken!" Xu Damao said.

Liu Haizhong took a look at the steaming chicken soup in the pot, his face immediately turned down, looked at Sha Zhu, and said displeasedly: "Si Zhu, what is going on with you? You can't steal other people's chickens to eat, our courtyard has always been a civilized courtyard, you can't learn from Jia Zhang's way of stealing chickens and dogs."

"Liu Haizhong, you bastard old thing, what nonsense are you talking about? When did my mother sneak around? I just went to their house to get some. Anyway, their wages are high, and they can't afford to buy so many things. We can't run out, our family is helping them." Jia Zhang shouted dissatisfied.

"Yes, Mrs. Jia Zhang is also here. She specializes in stealing things in our yard. Shouldn't you go to her as soon as you lose something?" Silly Zhu was furious when he saw the old godly woman Jia Zhang Come from one place.

"Sizhu, what do you mean? Now you stole something from someone's house, and you still want to make excuses, don't you? If you have the ability, go to my house and look for chickens!" Jia Zhang seemed to be stepped on Howled like a tail.

"No, Mrs. Jia Zhang, at noon, I seemed to smell that you had stewed chicken soup at home." The second aunt said.

"That's not chicken soup, it's fish soup. Dongxu of our family went fishing and brought it back. If you don't believe me, you can go to my house to have a look." Jia Zhang said angrily.

There is one thing to say, Jia Dongxu does go fishing usually, every now and then, otherwise, do you think the conditions of the Jia family can survive?
Many people in the yard will be like this, not only Jia Dongxu and Yan Bugui, but also those who go hunting in the mountains. There is no way, there is a shortage of supplies these days, and it is not easy for every household. Who wants to be able to eat meat, but you go buy You must have a ticket to buy anything.

These days, the protection of mountain and forest animals is not as perfect as later, and it is watertight.

And this year, there is no such a large amount of deforestation and pollution as later.

"Then go to your house and have a look." The second aunt said, she couldn't believe that it was fish soup, how could the fish soup have no fishy smell at all.

"Okay, you can come here, but what you found at my house was fish soup, then you have to pay me 20 yuan." Jiazhang's lion said loudly.

As soon as she heard what Jia Zhang said, the second aunt suddenly fell silent and stopped talking. Twenty yuan is not a small amount, and if she dares not to give it, can Jia Zhang give it up? Come to her door to scold your mother.

She didn't want to mess with such an unlucky thing as Jia Zhang.

"Silly Zhu, you are greedy and sneaky, just admit it, don't be stubborn." Jia Zhang said disdainfully, it feels so good to stand on this moral high ground and criticize others, no wonder they always make things difficult for me. Put the age of people, damn it!
"Steal whatever you want, what do you mean, I bought this chicken myself, what does it have to do with you guys, Xu Damao, don't you just make something out of nothing and want to blackmail me?" Silly Zhu immediately pointed out Here comes the Tao.

Silly Zhu looked at the second uncle again, and said: "Second uncle, you watched me grow up when I was young. Who am I, He Yuzhu? You can't say you don't know, right? I'm famous for being honest and honest. , What do I, He Yuzhu, don’t you know? I’m a cook, do I need something to eat? Do I use it to steal chickens?”

"Don't show off here, you are still a fart cook, you are just a handyman, in the back kitchen, earning an apprentice's salary, and eating chicken, can you afford it?" Xu Damao looked at the silly pillar and explained Sentence by sentence, he said anxiously.

Xu Damao said to the second uncle again: "Second uncle, I went to show people a few days ago, and they gave me two chickens, one male and one female, as you know, when I got home just now, there were only chickens left in the chicken coop." There is only one, and you can look at the one in his pot again."

The second uncle looked down at the chicken soup, couldn't help swallowing, and said, "The stew is really delicious." Then, he quickly raised his head, looked at Silly Zhu and said, "Silly Zhu, how could you do this? What about you? Why don’t you learn well?”