Siheyuan: beat Jia Zhang at the beginning

"There's nothing wrong with this. As long as they can spit out some of the spoiled food, they can be sent to the hospital. Otherwise, it's too late to send them to the hospital now." Xie Lang said.

Everyone also started to discuss. They had heard of such a method before, and some people really did it.

Xie Lang yawned and said, "Do you still care about their family? If it's later, even the golden juice and the boy's urine will be useless."

"Okay, just feed them some golden juice and boy's urine, come on, hurry up, everyone call all the boys in the yard over, tell them to hurry up, pee, and others, silly Zhu, you go and feed them They are fishing for gold." While everyone was still hesitating, Yi Zhonghai immediately decided to do so.

Anyway, Xie Lang came up with the idea, treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, so even if something happened, he wouldn't have to take the blame.

Everyone saw that the old man had settled down, and they all hurried home to find the child.

Some people even went to the children in the next yard in the middle of the night, let these children pee, collected it, and used it to save the four grandparents of the Jia family.

But this kind of urine doesn't mean that there are all kinds of urine, some of them are mixed with golden juice first, and fed to the most serious sticks and pawns.

Sure enough, after Xiaodang and Banggen ate this, they spit out a lot of chicken.

Everyone was even more anxious to make these children urinate. Only when they urinate and mix it with golden juice can Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu spit out those muscles.

Not so much boy pee?
How to do?
Then let these children drink more water and keep drinking more water.

These children were woken up in the middle of the night and asked to drink water and pee all the time. They didn't understand what the adults were trying to do?

A little boy said helplessly, "Dad, my stomach is already full, I can't drink anymore."

"Be obedient, keep drinking, and urinate some more for BangGong and his father and grandma."

Some children asked: "Grandma, why do they drink urine? Isn't urine undrinkable? Isn't it very dirty?"

"In extreme circumstances, there is no way, don't worry about being so poisonous, you just urinate hard."

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After a while, as these children peed out one by one.

Mrs. Jia Zhang was also helped up by the first mother and the first mother. One opened her mouth, and the other filled her with golden juice and the things that the boy peed.

The same was true for Jia Dongxu, who was swallowed by the second and third uncles alone and gulped him down.

"Give some more water to the stick and Xiaodang, these things must be cleaned out thoroughly."

"Let Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang's bodies roll over, pat their backs hard, let them spit out, and after vomiting, continue to pour hard." Xie Lang arranged.

Several uncles and aunts are busy busy.

vomit!
vomit!
vomit!
According to Xie Lang's method, sure enough, the four grandparents and grandchildren of the Jia family spit out a lot of things one after another.

Seeing what these people spit out, everyone covered their mouths and noses tightly, even the second and third uncles, the first mother and the second aunt found a piece of rag to cover their mouths and noses, Otherwise they would have to smoke themselves out.

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After repeatedly inducing vomiting and gastric lavage, Jia Zhang began to gain some consciousness in a daze, and looked at everyone with a confused face like a big child, "What's going on here? What's wrong with me?" ? Why is there a strange taste in my mouth?"

Before everyone could speak, a child in the yard said innocently and cutely: "Grandma Jia, what's wrong with you? Why do you want to drink my urine and the golden juice in the hut?"

Hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang was dumbfounded immediately. After being stunned for a while, she burst into tears, slumped on the ground, and started spitting, "Old Jia, these damned, heartless people , He actually gave us shit and urine, Lao Jia, open your eyes and see."

"Our orphans and widows are being bullied by them. Lao Jia, if you are alive, you can take them all over during the Chinese New Year! Take them all away!"

"These bastards, they all bully our orphans and widows, woo woo woo..."

Xu Damao smiled and said: "Jia Zhang, why are you like this? If it weren't for us, Lao Jia would have taken you away, and your whole family would have died. If you hadn't fed you these golden juices And piss, let you spit out the chicken, you wait to prepare the coffin now!"

As he said that, Xu Damao felt something was wrong again, and said, "No, your family is so poor that you can't even afford a coffin, so just roll up a straw mat!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang heard Xu Damao say that it was because of this chicken, and the people in his family only ate chicken today. This chicken was taken from Xu Damao's house.

I originally wanted to take (steal) a chicken from Xu Damao's house to mend my body, but it turned out that there was something wrong with the meat, and I was almost poisoned to death. I was also drunk with golden juice and boy's urine. Xu Damao did it on purpose.

Thinking of this, Jiazhang yelled, "Xu Damao, you who received a thousand knives, you bastard, you actually poisoned the chicken, you want to kill our whole family, you are so vicious Mind, I'm going to call the police and arrest you."

The uncle also said: "Xu Damao's matter is not a trivial matter. You have to explain clearly what happened. This is four lives. This matter must be thoroughly investigated."

Silly Zhu also said on the side: "That's right, this wolf-hearted beast must be carefully examined to see how vicious he really is, even the two children, Bang Giao and Xiao Dang, can get his hands on him." , something that is not as good as a pig or a dog."

Xu Damao was stunned by this scolding, what chicken?How did he do it?

Xie Lang thought it was extremely ridiculous, Jia Zhang went to steal the chicken by himself, and now the chicken is a problem, and he wanted to find Xu Damao for it!
Although he couldn't understand Xu Damao, he couldn't help but feel sad for Xu Damao, why did he end up with this rascal old woman.

Xu Damao is a man with a lot of thunder and a little bit of rain, no matter how much he bluffs, he only dares to do some pranks. If he is asked to poison the people of Jia's family, he will not dare to give him the courage.

Xu Damao was puzzled and said: "Damn your family, what does it matter to me if you get poisoned? What chicken? I have been outside from yesterday to noon today, and I have never returned home, I have never been to your house, how did you poison me?" ? You don't want to frame me with empty teeth, this is not a trivial matter, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will go to the street and sue you, a dead woman, and I will not let you go. "