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"Your mother can't have it, your mother won't let you see this thing, unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless you watch it with your mother."

"That's okay, I'll just watch it with my mother."

Chen Xuan:.
"I guarantee you will be beaten badly by your mother."

"Stupid!" Little Pang Dun crossed his hands, looking very angry.

Chen Xuan didn't intend to give it to him at first, but just wanted to play with him.

I didn't expect such a brat to scold Chen Xuan like that.

Forget it, the movie is about to start.

Chen Xuan didn't argue with him.

In the opening 10 minutes, this little chubby pier was quite safe.

Unexpectedly, after another 10 minutes, Buzz Lightyear, one of the protagonists of the movie, appeared on the stage, and he became restless.

"Look, Mom, it's Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear is out!"

"Mom, I like Buzz Lightyear the most!"

"What is Buzz Lightyear going to do with Woody and the others?"

"Hahaha! Buzz Lightyear's expression is so funny!"

"Hahaha"

Chen Xuan:.
Wang Lingxin:
People around:
The little chubby man spoke loudly, mouthing Buzz Lightyear, which made Chen Xuan not in the mood to read it.

Chen Xuan yelled at his mother Ma Yanju across the chubby pier: "Your child is very noisy, can you take care of it?"

"Can you be quiet, I'm watching a movie, don't make noise!"

Chen Xuan:.
Ma Yanju gave Chen Xuan a hard look.

It was obvious that he was still holding a grudge against Chen Xuan because of what happened just now.

"Buzz Lightyear, Oye!"

"Laser, biu! biu! biu!"

Little Fatty yelled and danced.

After meeting this brat, Chen Xuan couldn't watch any movies for the time being.

Since his mother didn't care, Chen Xuan had to do it.

However, violence cannot be countered with violence.

The best way to deal with a bear child is to train him into a big bear child.

Chen Xuan said to Wang Lingxin, "Give me a lollipop."

"Brother Xuan, don't you like sweets? I ate half of the lollipop, why don't you?"

Chen Xuan:.
"Then give me the chocolate."

Instead, Chen Xuan said to Xiaopangdun: "Hey, do you want to eat chocolate?"

Little Fatty stared at the screen, then glanced at Chen Xuan, "Eat!"

After receiving the chocolate, the little fat pier didn't know how to say thank you.

Then, Chen Xuan began to play tricks, and the entry point must be what he likes.

"Buzz Lightyear is so powerful! He has a laser gun, knows karate, and has dynamic wings!"

"That's right! You just know! Buzz Lightyear is already very powerful! Biu! Biu! Biu!"

"You know so much."

"Nonsense, I've watched the previous movies several times! Buzz Lightyear, biu!"

"You must like Buzz Lightyear very much, right? Do you want to be Buzz Lightyear?"

"I like it! I really want to be Buzz Lightyear!"

While speaking, the bald man in front held back for a long time, and finally couldn't help turning his head.

"Keep your voice down, can you still watch the movie well!"

Chen Xuan whispered to Xiaopangdun: "I know a way to turn you into Buzz Lightyear!"

"Really? What method?"

"Do you know what Buzz Lightyear's classic line is?"

"Fly to the universe, vast and rootless!"

"That's called vastness!"

As he spoke, Chen Xuan pointed forward, "Have you seen the place in front of the big screen? Go down and shout this line ten times, and you will become Buzz Lightyear."

"Really, you are not lying to me, are you?"

Chen Xuan immediately became mysterious: "Shh, of course it's true. I was Buzz Lightyear when I was young. I don't tell anyone this secret casually."

The little fat pier immediately sat upright.

It appears this is the hook.

"When you finish transforming, I have chocolate and jelly here, all for you. Also, when your classmates know that your real identity is Buzz Lightyear, they will definitely look at you with admiration!"

"Emmm, can you wait until I finish watching the movie before transforming?"

"No! When Buzz Lightyear is on stage, you have to go up and shout your lines ten times before you can transform. The louder the better!
I can't change after the movie is over!Take the chance! "

"Okay then, I'll go now!"

"Remember, before you transform, only the two of us know this secret!"

"Oh, I see."

As soon as Little Fatty got up, his mother stopped him, "Why are you going?"

Chen Xuan said just now that this secret should not be known to others.

The little chubby man turned his head quite quickly, and immediately responded, "I want to pee."

"Oh, remember how to get back after peeing! Don't get lost!"

"Ah."

Little Fatty walked out, looked back at Chen Xuan, and walked towards the big screen as if carrying a huge secret.

In this way, he walked all the way to the big screen and stopped.

Everyone was watching a movie, and no one noticed him.

After waiting for a while, finally there was a picture of Buzz Lightyear.

"Fly to the universe, vast and rootless!"

"Fly to the universe, vast and rootless!"

Little Fatty shouted while imitating Buzz Lightyear's movements.

"Who! Do you have a little common sense? It's time to watch a movie!"

"It's so noisy, whose family's brat is this!"

"Nimma, it's too noisy! How can you watch a movie like this!"

This brat is so easy to cheat!
Stupid, it's all said to be vast..
Chen Xuan thought.

At the same time, he also received the collapse value of many people at once.

"Fly to the universe, vast and rootless!"

"Fly to the universe, vast and rootless!"

Everyone in the audience complained, accusing this brat who made trouble one after another.

"Whose child, what the hell, hurry up and take it away!"

"Damn it! It's better than getting lost!"

A staff member hurried forward and pulled him back.

"Kids, don't yell here, everyone is watching a movie!"

"I'm not leaving, I haven't turned into Buzz Lightyear yet!"

"What about your parents?"

"I'm Buzz Lightyear!"

"Kid, you are wrong."

"Fly to the universe, vast and rootless!"

The little chubby pier started to be a rascal, and refused to leave.

"Whose child is this, please take care of it..."

The staff member was a young guy, and he felt at a loss in the face of the audience's resentment and cursing, as well as this brat.

This kid can't be beaten or scolded, but he can't be allowed to mess around there, right?

After a while, the manager of the cinema came.

The movie was stopped immediately.

All the lights are turned on.

The manager held a microphone and shouted: "Whose child is this! It's so noisy that others are watching the movie! We don't welcome you in our movie theater!"

"Where are the parents, come out!"

Everyone in the audience was discussing, waiting for the child's parents to appear.

Only now did Ma Yanju see clearly that the guy who was yelling just now was her own son!
Didn't he just say he was going to the toilet?

Unable to control so much, Ma Yanju hurried over in a desperate manner.

"Say it again! No one came to claim it, so I sent it to the police station!"

"I am his mother"

"Crash value from Ma Yanju, +1000"

At this moment, the bald uncle who had just reprimanded Chen Xuan and Xiaopang Dun for speaking too loudly looked at Chen Xuan suspiciously.

"Isn't he your child?"

Chen Xuan replied: "I don't know him."

Uncle Bald:? ? ?