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Several people were bragging while eating barbecue.

Li Ran said: "Brother Xuan, you are so powerful, teach us how to flirt with girls."

"Yeah, we are single dogs, it's too lonely."

Chen Xuan said lightly: "I am also single."

Zhao Xiaotian immediately said: "You already have Senior Sister Ling Xin, you made us jealous."

"What are you talking about..." Wang Lingxin blushed when she was called out suddenly.

"You guys misunderstood, Ling Xin and I don't have that kind of relationship."

Chen Xuan smiled and continued: "Okay, brother Xuan will teach you how to flirt with girls!"

"See those two girls at the next table?"

"I saw it."

Chen Xuan said: "You three learn a little bit."

He got up and sat at the next table.

"Two beauties, do you like small animals?"

The two girls nodded, "I like it!"

"Do you like puppies?"

The girl continued to nod, "I like it."

"Then can you give the single dog a hug?"

"Huh? This one?"

The two girls looked at each other and smiled, very shy.

One of the girls was at a loss.

The other girl got up and gave Chen Xuan a hug.

Li Ran:.
Zhao Xiaotian:
Yang Lei: .
Chen Xuan returned victorious, "Have you learned it?"

The three of Li Ran gave a thumbs up, "Brother Xuan, Niubi!"

Zhao Xiaotian said: "I learned it, I'll try it!"

At this time, a long-legged beauty came to meet him.

Zhao Xiaotian imitated Chen Xuan and asked: "Beauty, do you like small animals?"

"do not like."

"Just a puppy, do you like it?"

"I don't like it, who are you?"

"Then can you give the single dog a hug?"

"No, get out!"

Zhao Xiaotian came back crying, "I'm so sad..."

"Crash value from Zhao Xiaotian, +333"

puff..
Everyone laughed.

Li Ran said, "Sure enough, it depends on your appearance. Such a simple routine, you can't do without Brother Xuan's appearance!"

"Crash value from Zhao Xiaotian, +333"

Chen Xuan smiled and said, "That woman also came to eat barbecue just now, I'll teach you how to flirt with her."

With that said, Chen Xuan walked over again.

"Beauty, my children say you are so beautiful and want you to be their mother."

The beauty looked at Chen Xuan, "Where's your child?"

Chen Xuan said solemnly: "If you are willing, I will arrange for you to meet in ten months."

Li Ran and the others became excited, "Brother Xuan is really good at teasing girls."

The beauty froze for a moment, "May I ask if you can accept it for five months?"

Li Ran said again: "Oops, the opponent is a master! Let's see how the master fights."

Chen Xuan responded naturally: "Then can I visit him first? I'm afraid this kid doesn't like me."

Beauty:.
Li Ran:.
Zhao Xiaotian:
Yang Lei: .
In the end, Chen Xuan successfully added to the beauty's WeChat.

"Brother Xuan, I capitalized the clothes, I did it, you can do whatever you want!"

"You are awesome, I am treating you to this barbecue!"

Li Ran said: "I have learned this trick, I will try it with a girl."

"Beauty, my children say you are so beautiful and want you to be their mother."

"Where's your child?"

Li Ran imitated Chen Xuan's tone and posture, and said: "If you want, I will arrange for you to meet in ten months."

"Arrange for your mother to arrange! Smelly rascal! Roll as far as you can!"

"Can I visit first?"

"Take a look at the bloody blood! Get lost, idiot!"

"Crash value from Li Ran, +777"

"puff"

"Hahaha!"

"It's too difficult, I'm too difficult, Brother Xuan, is there something simpler?"

"Yeah, are there any ones that you can learn right away?"

"Have!"

"Quickly teach us!"

Chen Xuan got up again.

At the table in the corner, there are two girls.

Chen Xuan walked up, and Li Ran and the three of them also followed.

If you don't keep up, the distance is too far, and you won't know what Chen Xuan said to them.

"Honey, can I ask you a question?"

"what?"

"Dad, old man, uncle, which one is not related to you by blood?"

"husband."

"husband."

Chen Xuan answered immediately, "Here we are!"

Two girls: ..
They all felt that they had been tricked, and felt shy for a moment, and could only giggle.

Li Ran:.
Zhao Xiaotian:
Yang Lei: .
Chen Xuan said again: "Miss, you laugh the loudest, I will ask you a question alone."

"what is the problem?"

"Do you like white soup or red soup when you eat hot pot?"

"I like white soup."

"Then I'll choose red soup."

"Why?" the girl asked.

Chen Xuan smiled slightly, "Because of this, we can form a mandarin duck with you."

girl:.
"Can I add you on WeChat? Let's have hot pot together next time?"

The girl asked proactively.

Li Ran and others were amazed.

Taking advantage of the two girls, they flirted again, and in the end they even offered to add WeChat.
"How? Easy?"

"Simple, it's my turn to try."

This time, it was Yang Lei who made the move.

On the other side, seeing Chen Xuan's superb flirting skills, Wang Lingxin was very shy.

She was too embarrassed to follow the past.

Eating silently by myself.

Unexpectedly, a fat boy suddenly jumped to her side.

That's right, it's by jumping.

This strange pace made Wang Lingxin feel confused.

"Hi beauty?"

"Uh hello." Wang Lingxin said perfunctorily.

"Beauty, are you a little weird today?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"It's so pretty."

"Heh" Wang Lingxin was speechless, "No, your provocative skills are a bit weak, aren't you?"

"Miss, can I leave you a horse?"

"What horse?"

"WeChat number, I want to make a friend with my sister."

"Emmm, don't take one bite at a time"

"No, I just passed by and saw you eating here alone, so I just wanted to get to know you, nothing else."

Wang Lingxin chuckled, "There are so many bowls here, it's obvious that we are eating as a group, okay, it's just that my friends and they walked away temporarily."

"But can you..."

"No! I don't have WeChat."

"The QQ number?"

"Sorry, I don't play QQ."

"A cell phone number is okay?"

"I do not have a phone."

"In what age, can you live without a mobile phone?"

"I really don't have one, or... how about you stay where you are cool?"

"The crash value from Wang Lingxin, +100"

The boy sat next to Wang Lingxin, "Don't be like this, I'm cute too, don't you?"

Saying that, the boy clenched his fleshy fist and placed it next to his cheek, looking cute.

"My friends say I look like a teddy bear."

Wang Lingxin looked at him coldly, "emmm, you're pretty bearish."

"Actually, there are many people chasing me. My family is quite rich, with two acres of land and three pig farms. If you marry into our family in the future, I will not treat you badly."

I have never seen such a shameless person!

"I don't think there is such an if."

"Uh, usually I'm not so proactive. I'm also pursued by many people.. The main reason is that the young lady is pretty, so I think..."

Halfway through the speech, the boy felt that there was a wall behind him, blocking the cold wind.

Behind him, Li Ran, Zhao Xiaotian, and Yang Lei were standing, staring at him.