I have an anti-scum system

"Didn't they all tell you very clearly just now? You said that you want to learn artificial respiration. They are professionals. I finally invited them here."

Zhang Zihai wondered: "I want to learn from you, why are you with them?"

"Don't you want to be brave? It's not to learn from someone, and they are from the rescue brigade, so they are very professional."

Zhang Zihai hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, I won't learn from them, so what, otherwise I'll go back first, and I'll come to you another day."

Gu Xuetong said: "If you leave, I don't think you should come to me in the future."

"why?"

"Because you don't really want to learn CPR."

Zhang Zihai was puzzled.

If this is gone, there will be no chance of seeing each other in the future.

If you don't leave, maybe you can still become friends, and there will still be opportunities for further development in the future.

Zhang Zihai frowned, and said, "All right, all right, then I'll learn!"

"it is good."

Gu Xuetong opened the door. Unexpectedly, the three of them, Li Ran, were lying on the door and eavesdropping.

When the door opened, all three fell to the ground.

oh mom
"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +404"

The three of them quickly got up and straightened their clothes.

Chen Xuan walked in and said: "That's it, let me tell you about the situation. This is our instructor Zhao, and the other two are interns from our rescue team. Now you are coming to be a model, let our instructor Zhao demonstrate to you." The two interns take a look.

At the same time, you can also learn the basics. If you master it well, we will consider you to join us. "

"you."

Chen Xuan interrupted: "Don't worry, we are definitely professional."

"But."

"Since we want to learn, let's start."

Zhang Zihai:
With that said, Chen Xuan gave Zhao Xiaotian a look.

Zhao Xiaotian pulled Zhang Zihai to the bedside.

"Come on, you lie down."

Zhang Zihai lay down reluctantly.

"Let me tell you, you fell into the sea and were rescued, and you are in a coma and drowning state."

"Close your eyes, you can't move now, you've passed out."

"Yeah, close your eyes."

"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +499"

Zhao Xiaotian cleared his throat and shouted: "Come on, there are all interns, stand at attention!"

"Take a break!"

"Come on, today, let's do a cardiopulmonary resuscitation training. Next, I will demonstrate with the model."

Zhao Xiaotian put on rubber gloves.

"How to deal with drowning? First, we must put the person on his back, and then, a very important step, is to clean up the foreign objects in the respiratory tract."

"Where do foreign bodies include foreign bodies? Including nasal and oral cavity."

"Let me demonstrate how to clear it."

Zhao Xiaotian propped himself on the bed with one hand, and reached out to Zhang Zihai's nose with the other.

"To clean up foreign matter, to put it bluntly, it is to pick, to pick out everything inside."

Saying that, Zhao Xiaotian inserted his finger into Zhang Zihai's left nostril.

"Damn! You really stuck my nostrils!"

"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +599"

"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +888"

Zhao Xiaotian said solemnly: "Although this is a demonstration, we still get a seat!"

"Since I was a child, no one has ever inserted my nostrils!"

"Then you have it now."

As he spoke, Zhao Xiaotian inserted his index finger into Zhang Zihai's right nostril again.

Zhang Zihai:! ! !

"Fuck!!! I quit!"

"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +1000"

Gu Xuetong said: "If you leave, don't come to me in the future."

"But, he just stuck my nostrils."

"He is a professional instructor of the rescue team. It's good not to dislike your dirty nose, but you keep interrupting his explanation."

"I"

Chen Xuan stepped forward and said: "Lie down and come on, don't worry, you are not a model for nothing, we will pay 500 yuan for hard work after the work is done."

"But it's not about money, me."

After some inner torment, Zhang Zihai finally lay down again, and quietly closed his eyes.

After a pause, Zhao Xiaotian continued to explain.

"Emmm, did you understand the demonstration just now?"

"Understood the instructor!"

"It's just picking. Pick out all the foreign objects that are blocked in the nose. After picking out the nasal cavity, we have to pick the mouth. Next, let me show you."

"Ok."

Saying that, Zhao Xiaotian stuffed his fingers into Zhang Zihai's mouth again.

Zhang Zihai opened his eyes wide and was about to resist.

Zhao Xiaotian said solemnly: "Don't worry, I was just demonstrating. Just now I picked your nose with my index finger, and picked your mouth with my middle finger."

"Oh, that's okay but why do I feel salty?"

Zhao Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, "Emmm, maybe this glove is salty."

Li Ran raised his hand, "Report!"

Chen Xuan said: "What's the matter?"

Li Ran pointed to Zhang Zihai's mouth, and said, "Instructor, you just used your index finger to pick your mouth."

"what?"

bah bah bah!
Zhang Zihai jumped up.

"Damn! I just said it's salty!"

"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +2000"

Zhao Xiaotian looked at his two fingers, "I'm sorry, you were talking to me just now, I was distracted, this...you can only blame yourself."

"fuck you"

bah bah bah!
"I quit! Bah!"

Gu Xuetong said: "Then don't come to me again!"

"I"

Chen Xuan also stepped forward and said, "By the way, let me remind you that you won't have to work hard if you leave halfway like this, let alone join us."

Zhang Zihai:
"Think about it yourself." Gu Xuetong added.

Now, the nostrils have been dug, and my own booger has been eaten.
It's already reached this point, even if the crash value keeps popping up one after another, Zhang Zihai can only lie down.

"Come on! End it quickly!"

Chen Xuan nodded, "Very good."

Zhao Xiaotian continued to explain.

"Now, we have cleaned out the stuff in the nose and mouth, and the airway is opened, and then we start cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

"First, thirty chest compressions."

"1, 2, 3, 4"

"28,29,30"

"Okay, next, start mouth-to-mouth, artificial respiration, inject your oxygen into his lungs, first pinch your mouth and nose, and take a deep breath."

As he said that, Zhao Xiaotian turned his lips to each other.

Zhang Zihai flashed quickly, "I'll go, are you serious?"

"What's wrong? Isn't this a demonstration?"

"Then you can't be serious, you and I are both men!"

Chen Xuan said: "Comrade, your thinking is incorrect. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation is used when someone is in danger. In this case, the patient is likely to be an elderly person, a child, a man or a woman, etc. If someone like you In this way, if artificial respiration is selectively performed, the patient may be delayed by you."

Zhao Xiaotian followed suit and said, "Yes, Captain Chen is right. We learn CPR to save people. Could it be that you learn CPR to eat the patient's tofu? Tsk tsk tsk, Nurse Gu, your friend, You have an impure mind."

"I"

"The crash value from Zhang Zihai, +1111"