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"Ah, so I haven't paid the bill yet"

Several relatives of Wu Meiting were whispering.

Wu Meiting bowed her head and remained silent, as if the matter of paying the bill was destined to be Zhou Shengwei's matter from the very beginning.

Zhou Shengwei asked, "How much?"

"A total of 19842 yuan, including the children, you have a total of 25 people, I suggest that everyone share it equally, 793 yuan per person."

One person immediately said: "I object! Come to eat a meal and spend 800 yuan, so I won't do it!"

"I'm not going to do it either. Why don't you do something with 800 yuan, just eat a meal?"

"I have two children with me. We are a family of four. Don't we have to pay more than 3000 yuan! The child's stomach is so big, how much can he eat? What nonsense is this!"

"Waiter, have you forgotten your identity? You don't have a place to speak here, you should just take your money!"

"Well, waiter, you may not know that today we are here to accompany Tingting on a blind date. It is normal for a blind date to have a meal, but AA is not suitable for paying the bill."

After listening to so many people talking about it, Chen Xuan asked: "A blind date is not suitable for AA, so, how should it be suitable?"

Between relatives, eyes are turned to each other.

In the end, an uncle said: "Does this need to be explained clearly? When I had a blind date with the child's mother, I paid for it all! Don't you have such a temper? Then why do you get married? "

With these words, the others began to chatter again.

"That is to say, it's normal for the man to pay for a meal!"

"Don't beep, you should ask whoever pays the bill."

Wu Meiting finally spoke, and she said, "Zhou Shengwei, can you buy the order first?"

"I" Zhou Shengwei was speechless.

It was this sentence that he was most afraid of.

Chen Xuan cursed silently: "Trash!"

"Waiter, who are you calling trash?"

"I said that everyone here, who wants the man to pay, is rubbish!"

"Depend on!"

For a while, the value of the crash rose little by little.

"Is there anyone like you as a waiter?"

"Call us garbage? We are here to consume, how dare you say that about us?"

Chen Xuan responded: "You only spend money and don't pay the bill, what is it if it's not rubbish?"

"you"

"What are you? A blind date brings so many people, is this what normal people do? A bunch of weirdos!"

Chen Xuan continued to rant, originally he wanted to talk to the woman's relatives, but this group of weird brain circuits made Chen Xuan angry. .

A group of people were also speechless.

They seem to have realized from the very beginning that it is not very appropriate to do so, but it is rare to have a meal and rub it hard!

Otherwise, it wouldn't happen, and some people would want to take some good wine and cigarettes back with them.

In addition, there are so many relatives who are rubbing against each other, and it's not just me, so just rubbing against each other.

Unexpectedly, a waiter came out to accuse them, and they were speechless.

Wu Meiting said: "My mother said, call a few more relatives, you can test the man's financial resources and heart."

Chen Xuan asked back, "Is this how financial resources and minds are measured? You, your mother, and your entire family have problems with education!"

A group of people were very upset when they were pointed at their noses and scolded.

They are preparing to rebut.

Unexpectedly, Chen Xuan continued: "Equality between men and women is advocated now! There has long been no reason for the man to pay for meals!

It is reasonable to pay for you, and it is common sense not to pay for you. As an adult, no one is obliged to pay for other people's behavior!
What's wrong with the AA I said at the beginning? "

Wu Meiting cleared her throat and stood up.

"You keep saying that men and women are equal, why don't you say that men and women are equal? ​​Why is the word 'female' placed after the word 'male'!!

You are engaging in male privilege!Masculinity!Patriarchal society!

You are discriminating against women and disrespecting all women!That is, disrespecting the mother who gave birth to you and raised you!

You are unfilial and unrighteous!Trash that doesn't deserve to live in this world! "

I go
Chen Xuan was shocked
The situation exceeded Chen Xuan's budget.

This Wu Meiting can be so beeping.

Maybe he used to be a debater in a debate competition, and he is very good at picking out words.

Even "gender equality" and "gender equality" have to be barred.

Then, the next step is to test Chen Xuan's ability to respond wittily.

Chen Xuan asked back: "Then let me ask you, how do you prove that you are a woman?"

"Huh? What's this called? I'm a woman"

"How do you prove it?"

"I have nothing to prove, I am a woman"

Chen Xuan said again: "Woman is just a code name. You can be called a woman, I can be called a woman, and everyone can be called a woman. After removing this code name? Are you still a woman?"

"Eh?"

"Crash value from Wu Meiting, +10"

"I have no idea."

Wu Meiting was a little confused by Chen Xuan's question.

She added: "Besides, am I not a woman, can I be a hermaphrodite?"

Chen Xuan seized the opportunity.

He patted the table and asked, "Wait, what did you just say?"

"what?"

Chen Xuan imitated Wu Meiting's tone just now, and said, "Why did you say 'yin-yang person' instead of 'yin-yang person'?
Why is the word 'Yang' placed after the word 'Yin'?
You are engaging in female privilege!Feminism!Matrilineal society!

You are discriminating against men and disrespecting all men!That is, disrespecting the father who raised you!
That is, unfilial and unrighteous!Trash that doesn't deserve to live in this world! "

"I rely on."

"Crash value from Wu Meiting, +404"

Chen Xuan continued: "Do you still have an opinion? Good! Then let women enjoy privileges, and men are in charge of labor and childbirth!"

Women change from weak to strong, and men change from strong to weak!The relationship between men and women has undergone a fundamental reversal!

So I would like to ask, has the man become the woman in your mouth at this time?And has the woman become the man in your mouth? "

Wu Meiting was already stupid. At first, she wanted to pick out words and defeat Chen Xuan logically.

Now he was defeated by Chen Xuan's logic.

She said: "Enough! I'm a woman! Don't fool me!"

Chen Xuan asked loudly: "Who is the woman?!! And the man, who is it!!!"

Wu Meiting replied in a daze, "The man is... me?"

Chen Xuan clapped his hands, "The answer is correct!"

The audience was dumbfounded, their logic hadn't caught up.

But the result came out, Wu Meiting was talking, and Chen Xuan called her a man?
"Oh shit, where is this going?"

Relatives were stunned.

Facing Wu Meiting, Chen Xuan continued, "Then the question is, who should pay for this meal? A man or a woman?"

"Men? Women?"

Wu Meiting sat down.

"Crash value from Wu Meiting, +444"

Wu Meiting could no longer get out of Chen Xuan's logic.

When she was in college, she was also an excellent debate player and represented the school in competitions.

Unexpectedly, it fell into Chen Xuan's hands today.

Is it because he is old, or is Chen Xuan too sharp?
Chen Xuan looked at the crowd and said: "This meal, I say AA, do any of you dare to object?"

After a while, another uncle stood up again.

"I object!"