"The little man is 18 this year and works for the Beicheng Group in Nangong City to sell tea. This year, a new batch of special tea has arrived. It only costs 38888 per catty. Now pay a deposit of 20000 and you can enjoy the discount of 8888. You only need to pay another 10000 for the final payment. If you have any ideas, vx transfers me 20000, and the vx number is jiangxiaobai****** (purely fictitious)."

Man: Convex (>dish<) convex! ! !
Damn, just changed a few words and read it again from the beginning.

Also, why is it more expensive? It’s 10000 more for no apparent reason. This stupid professional scammer is not as rampant as you.

"Moxi Moxi, are you still there? Hurry up and make money~"

Man: (▼皮▼#)
I said did you buy me, just let me make money!

The man gritted his teeth, blushed and said angrily, "Who the hell are you!"

He asked what others had always asked him.

This time it is really too cheap!
"I am your grandfather, why don't grandsons hurry up and transfer money to be filial to your grandfather."

Jiang Xiaobai was also impatient, and responded directly.

Why is this ghost so smart?

I talked for a long time, but I still haven't sent the money.

"Damn!" The mobile phone ghost (man) knew he had been tricked, and said in a loud voice, "You f-cking wait for me, I'll come out on the phone and fuck you."

beep~
Voice connection failed!

"Ding, the host failed to fool you, and it was detected that the black iron first-class mobile phone ghost suffered serious physical and mental injuries, and the devil king value +5."

Jiang Xiaobai was instantly happy, ouch, this is a good thing.

At some point, Xiao Wei was still worried about Jiang Xiaobai, and walked in after calling the police on the landline.

Just finished listening to the whole process of Jiang Xiaobai's deception, and the threat of the mobile phone ghost at the end.

"Jiang Xiaobai, what should we do now, let's run quickly."

Jiang Xiaobai rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

Oops!

Shouldn't he be released as a pigeon?

It hasn't transferred the money to itself yet.

I fuck it.

That's 20000...

"Why are you still in a daze, let's run quickly."

Xiao Wei really can't stand Jiang Xiaobai now, this guy has no brains.

However, I can't pull...

Xiao Wei had no choice but to let go of Jiang Xiaobai's arm, and prepared to go outside to ask someone.

Opened the door and walked in.

Followed by.

"Ver, hello~"

What he saw was Jiang Xiaobai waving his hand enthusiastically to greet him.

Xiao Wei: ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

It turned out that I was the same as yesterday, and this guy should have known it a long time ago, he was teasing himself.

5 minute later.

Still haven't seen the phone ghost.

Jiang Xiaobai finally couldn't take it anymore, picked up his phone and replied a message.

"You bastard, why don't you come here?"

Mobile phone ghost: "If you don't connect to the Internet, I will easily get lost. It's far away, okay?"

"Damn! You should have said it earlier, and I'll connect you right now."

Turn your head.

"Is there any rope in your room?"

"No, I don't tremble."

Jiang Xiaobai glanced at Xiao Wei strangely: "And said you didn't watch it."

Xiao Wei blushed, knowing that she had slipped her tongue, she quickly explained: "That's what I heard from my colleagues at work."

Hearing that there was no rope, Jiang Xiaobai glanced around Xiao Wei's room.

Seeing the black, white, and pink on the wall has a new idea.

Immediately shook his head again.

No, the quality may not be good enough, and it is easy to be torn off.

Turning to look at the quilt on Xiao Wei's bed.

"You turn on your phone and connect to the Internet immediately."

Xiao Wei looked at the mobile phone flying by, a handsome sideways.

"Clap~"

The phone fell to the ground and the screen shattered.

"Jiang Xiaobai, you are looking for death, this is my salary for three months."

If she didn't feel sorry for her mobile phone, she would have lost her mobile phone, although it might not be of any use.

Originally, I thought that if the ghost was dealt with by someone, the phone could be reused, but it turned out...

This guy is also very nervous. He threw the phone over before the ghost was resolved. Who would dare to pick it up.

Helpless, Jiang Xiaobai had no choice but to tear off the quilt first, then pick up the phone on the ground and turn it on.

"Password~"

"090808"

Jiang Xiaobai glanced at Xiao Wei again.

Why is my birthday used? It seems that this girl has a crush on me.

Enter the password and connect to the Internet.

Send the message again.

"It's already connected to the Internet, hurry up and enter the urn."

Put your phone on the bed and straighten the sheets.

Ghosts below the Bronze level like this are generally not very strong, otherwise the awesome ghosts will just dig out their hearts and lungs, who will come with you and what process, what will lower your mind.

So this kind of ghosts like to find women and children, and they are easy to fool.

Like the kind of big guy who kills pigs all the year round, they never do useless work.

The mobile phone ghost on the other end of the phone felt that it was connected to the Internet, and instantly slipped out of the screen like a roller coaster.

It feels seventy percent similar to toilet excretion.

However, the next moment the mobile phone ghost felt inexplicable pain.

I actually only came out halfway.

Jiang Xiaobai wrapped his upper body in a sheet when he came out outside, but his lower body was still in the phone.

That feeling is like pulling half and hanging in mid-air, and there is still half left.

Jiang Xiaobai felt very satisfied looking at his masterpiece, I am really a little genius.

Xiao Wei on the side looked at the completely shattered mobile phone, blowing her nose and staring.

Well, originally just changing the screen would have solved the problem.

Now I have to change my phone.

Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but praise the system ten thousand times.

The ability that the things I touch is effective against ghosts is really easy to use at this stage.

Reach out directly.

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound resounded throughout the bedroom.

Cell phone ghost: who am I?where am I?Why am I being slapped in the face?
He raised his head and glanced at the instigator, Jiang Xiaobai.

The other party raised his palm again: "Welcome, little brother."

then.

"Clap~"

Another slap and caress.

Xiao Wei on the side was stunned.

Can this be done?
The mobile phone ghost was slapped twice, and the whole ghost was dizzy. Knowing that he had met a terrible person, he immediately smiled.

"Brother, what, I made a wrong call, how about you let go of this and let's start over?"

Jiang Xiaobai's face became more and more gentle, and he became more cautious when he saw the mobile phone ghost, and almost urinated directly.

"Brother, no, grandpa, I am your long-lost grandson, you can't treat me like this."

"Grandpa, let's talk it out if we have something to say, if you can beep, let's not do it."

"Grandpa, wolf education is no longer advocated in civilized society, can you let me go quickly?"

The mobile phone ghost is so aggrieved, it wants to run, but its lower body is in the mobile phone, and its upper body is tied up, so there is no place to run~

Now he understood the meaning of the phrase "put into the urn".

Dare to invite yourself into the urn~

Seeing the pleading look of the mobile phone ghost, Jiang Xiaobai thought for a while.

"It's not impossible to let you go."

"Jiang Xiaobai~"

Xiao Wei on the side hurriedly stopped it, and finally subdued the ghost, this guy must not be too hard on it.

Jiang Xiaobai didn't care about these things, and reached into his pocket to find out.

While the mobile phone ghost was frightened, he took out his mobile phone.

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