A black stick was pulled out by Jiang Xiaobai, and the top was still a little purple-black, giving people a bloodthirsty feeling.

It is more than one meter long, thin at the handshake part, and thicker as it gets closer to the other end. The thickest part is about the size of a fist.

Why does this shape look so strange?

While domineering, there is even a trace of wretchedness.

Two irrelevant words can be used on this evil baseball bat.

But it's too inconvenient to hold it, and it can't get in on some occasions. If it can be disguised, it would be better if it is smaller or something.

Just thought.

Evil baseball bats are cut in half.

Jiang Xiaobai's eyes lit up in an instant. It turned out that this is what the system calls "can be big or small."

Small!
30 cm.

Small!
20 cm!

Jiang Xiaobai nodded in satisfaction as he played with the 20cm evil baseball bat.

Well, that's more or less, just enough.

But after thinking about it again, he said.

Small!
Nothing has changed.

It seems that this is the limit of length. (20cm → 3m)
big!big!big……

Jiang Xiaobai shouted inwardly.

The evil baseball bat kept growing in Jiang Xiaobai's hands, and finally reached the length of 3 meters, which was also its limit.

What's even more amazing is that in Jiang Xiaobai's hands, the weight didn't increase.

Jiang Xiaobai was about to wave it a couple of times to get a feel for it.

Well, it's really wonderful~

Glancing at the room, let it return to the most comfortable state of 20 cm.

With the evil baseball bat, you don't need to use the talismans you put at the bottom of the box in the future.

The last two ghost exterminations really made Jiang Xiaobai feel bad.

Glancing at the time.

Whoops, it's almost 12 o'clock.

Go to bed quickly, go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy, so don't stay up late and do mobile phone parties.

……

The next day.

"Grandpa, grandson greets you, grandpa, grandson greets you..."

Still a familiar taste, familiar ringtones.

Jiang Xiaobai slowly opened his eyes.

Alas, this is the trouble of men ヽ('⌒メ)ノ.

Lying on the bed, he stretched himself hard and stretched his other limbs.

A perfect big font is presented on the bed.

Suddenly, a urge to urinate came to my mind.

Oops, I wasn't woken up by the bell, I was woken up by urination.

Immediately, wearing slippers, he rushed to the bathroom.

Boom!
"Jiang Xiaobai, I'll go first!"

Another bedroom door was opened, and Xiao Wei also ran towards the bathroom.

No, I have to hurry up, or I will come out.

Jiang Xiaobai quickened his pace without any hesitation in his eyes.

This is not the time to pay attention to demeanor. If you don't catch up with yourself, you can only use a Coca-Cola bottle.

But that thing really doesn't work.

A race to the death begins immediately.

"Boom!"

The two slammed into each other tightly facing each other at the bathroom door.

"Jiang Xiaobai, do you know what a gentleman is, women are preferred, and men stand aside, do you understand?"

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Wei stretched out her hand to grab it, her face flushed, and she took a step back.

so exciting...

Jiang Xiaobai immediately took the opportunity to rush into the bathroom.

Good guy, almost came out.

Stand by the toilet.

"Shhhhhh..."

Flying down three thousand feet, that feeling is really like reaching the pinnacle of life.

This girl doesn't know how to be gentle.

If it is broken, how can I be responsible for her in the future.

moment.

Jiang Xiaobai shook his body, and walked out of the bathroom with a satisfied face.

Xiao Wei was greeted with shy and angry eyes.

"Well, how about I prepare a few Coca-Cola bottles for you, so you don't have to grab them from me in the future?"

Xiao Wei gave Jiang Xiaobai a white look, and immediately rushed into the bathroom.

It took a while to understand what Jiang Xiaobai meant.

Your uncle, can I use the Coca-Cola bottle?I am a girl!girls!
……

Waking up early this morning, Jiang Xiaobai carried a small schoolbag on his back and walked towards school in high spirits, humming the popular songs of contemporary students.

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird said it's early, why are you carrying the explosives on your back? I'm going to blow up the school, teacher, I didn't know you pulled the string, so I ran and bang, the school disappeared, the teacher bombed I flew away, and my classmates ran all over the street, I turned around and laughed, and I don’t have to go to school anymore.”

Glancing at the time, there are still 10 minutes, which is quite sufficient.

At the door of the classroom, Wang Meifang, the head teacher of the menopausal period, moved a stool and sat at the door to bask in the sun.

Jiang Xiaobai, Jiang Xiaobai, you must be late today, so I have a reason to let you drop out of school.

If this is the case, does this year's best head teacher have another chance?

"Morning teacher!"

"Morning teacher!"

……

The students in the class greeted the class teacher one after another, and Wang Meifang nodded happily in response.

Well, there is no Jiang Xiaobai!
Seeing that the time was still 1 minute away, Wang Meifang felt relieved.

"Morning teacher!"

Ok?
This familiar voice.

Wang Meifang looked up and saw that this was Jiang Xiaobai.

"You, why weren't you late?"

Jiang Xiaobai's face darkened.

No wonder I can be caught by the class teacher every day, it turns out that this is waiting for me every day. (!all)
The next moment, Jiang Xiaobai showed another sunny smile.

"Teacher, I thought about it all night last night. I think that you should correct your mistakes and study hard. Try to reach the standard within a month, so as not to embarrass you."

Wang Meifang glanced at Jiang Xiaobai, has this guy changed his sex?

"Teacher, in order to show my attitude, I have decided that in the last month, I will work overtime and study every day. For this reason, I would like to make a small request."

Jiang Xiaobai paused for a moment, looking at Wang Meifang eagerly.

"you say!"

"Teacher, can you accompany me in tutoring? I'm afraid to be alone at school at night."

"If I'm at home, I'm afraid I won't realize it. After all, there is no school atmosphere. It's the last month, and I really want to work hard."

Wang Meifang narrowed her eyes.

Is this the sun coming out from the west?

This guy wants to take the initiative to tutor?

But looking at Jiang Xiaobai's expression didn't seem like a fake.

If this guy is really willing to work hard, why wouldn't he be willing to guide him as a teacher.

It wasn't because I was severely slapped in the face by this guy after my repeated persuasion before, that's why I wanted Jiang Xiaobai to drop out of school.

If he is really willing to turn over a new leaf, it doesn't matter to help him with tutoring for a month.

Thinking of this, Wang Meifang's eyes softened.

"It depends on your performance, hurry up and go to class."

"Yes, I will definitely not disappoint you."

Walking into the classroom, Jiang Xiaobai raised his mouth slightly after returning to his seat.

Now that the location is right and the people are available, it depends on whether those two idiots come to trade on time at night.

As long as you handle it well, the Black Iron Level [-] is just around the corner.

Saying that, I didn't live up to the head teacher's expectations.

I'm really a little genius.

Suddenly, I felt the gaze at the door.

Jiang Xiaobai sat upright, listening to the history teacher's lecture seriously.

While listening, I carefully took notes in my homework book.

After a while, a cute little turtle appeared in the homework book...

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