Resurrection: Awakening the Great Demon King System at the beginning
Chapter 46 Never Speeding
He's an amazing person~
Seeing that the female ghost was beaten by the opponent with bare hands, the other ghosts sat more quietly.
He didn't even look at Jiang Xiaobai anymore.
However, Jiang Xiaobai couldn't stay idle, and he also discovered it during this period of time.
Since the system was established, the probability of bumping into a ghost by oneself is very high.
This evil system!
System: I call you a fairy grandma!Which time you didn't come to the door by yourself.
In addition, Jiang Xiaobai also found another problem.
It seems that I am not very good at communicating with people, but communicating with ghosts is extremely smooth.
Maybe I was born to eat this bowl of rice.
Seeing that the female ghost was already in a coma, Jiang Xiaobai directly performed a spirit arrest.
Let her go back to the red building obediently, and work hard to have a chance to redeem herself.
One turned sideways, looking at the motionless beater.
Jiang Xiaobai observed for a while, this person was holding some old documents in his hands, he seemed to be a leader.
"Hey, do you guys have any thoughts on changing jobs?"
The foreman remained motionless.
I'm dead, I'm dead
The dead don't move
Jiang Xiaobai saw that the other party was quite determined, and his interest suddenly increased.
This guy, if you change him into a suit and get him to work as a security guard in the red building, how can those sloppy ghosts dare to make trouble in the future.
After all, they are workers, and each of them looks much stronger than Yang Gui's friends, full of deterrence.
"Hey, if you don't move, I'll do it myself? Let's have a 15cm in-depth communication."
Jiang Xiaobai directly took out the paralysis scalpel, and slowly picked off the foreman's clothes.
The tip of the knife swiped back and forth five centimeters to the right of the foreman's navel.
Seeing the foreman, there was still no response.
Jiang Xiaobai directly pierced the scalpel into the flesh by one centimeter.
Huh, shouldn't it be?
Pierce another centimeter.
Still no response.
Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but want to pat himself on the head.
It has been upgraded, and the other party doesn't feel like cutting the waist!
So he pulled out the scalpel, waved it twice in front of the foreman, and then came to the front of the waist again.
"Brother, there is something to discuss!"
The foreman's expression changed immediately, he was no longer calm, and he held Jiang Xiaobai's left hand tightly with both hands.
Look down.
"My waist!"
"Why are you shouting? Haven't you taken it yet~"
The foreman stretched out a hand and felt it, and it was bleeding.
Looking at Jiang Xiaobai with an aggrieved face: "Brother, we have no grievances or enmities, can you let this go?"
Jiang Xiaobai licked his lips: "No, I see that you are all so tired from work, and you may still be owed wages by unscrupulous profiteers."
"So, I want to lead you and your brother to start a new life. What do you think? Five social insurance and one housing fund, salary of 3500, including food and housing."
The foreman was on the verge of tears.
How can I be so unlucky, I was shot while lying down.
"Brother, can you introduce the nature of your work?"
Jiang Xiaobai pulled out his hand and gestured with the scalpel twice.
"That is the most sacred and decent job. You will be the door gods in the No. [-] entertainment industry in the ghost world. You are the facade. All guests will be dangerous to you. From now on, you will no longer receive any white eyes and insults."
"I'll give you 10 seconds, do you agree or not, remember, you only have one chance."
"10, 3, 2, 1."
"I agree!"
shouted the foreman immediately.
People have to bow their heads under the roof.
But your countdown is too fast. .
"Does your brother agree?"
"Agree, agree!"
Looking at Jiang Xiaobai's scalpel, and the prestige of killing the female ghost just now.
The foreman thought for a while, but decided not to try against the lunatic.
Jiang Xiaobai turned his head.
The rest of the workers nodded in unison. The scene was truly spectacular.
"Hey, at this address, find someone named Xiaoyang and report by yourself."
After that night, Jiang Xiaobai fully realized the potential of Yang Gui.
I can make him a housekeeper~
As for Ruyan, she seems to be a little more courageous, so she should leave one of those sloppy ghosts for her to do.
After a period of time, there will be one more descendant of oneself in society.
After finishing this group of workers, Jiang Xiaobai directly passed the pregnant women to the last row.
Just staring straight at the corned egg without saying a word.
Braised egg slowly turned its head around. If it didn't have a mask, no one would know it turned its head.
"Fellow Daoist, what are you looking at?"
"I'm looking at the moon outside."
Jiang Xiaobai leaned on the window and took a look.
"Boom!"
Give the stewed egg a chestnut directly.
I lost it!
This feeling!
so comfortable~
It feels invincible!
"Your eyesight is 1000 degrees? That riding horse is a street light."
Braised egg turned his head, aggrieved.
I just don't want to talk to you.
Jiang Xiaobai didn't know the inner thoughts of the corned egg, and looked at the naked corned egg.
"Boom!"
"What do you mean, are you cursing me?"
"Boom!"
"Hurry up and give me a smile, I hate other people's expressionless faces the most."
The braised eggs are so stupid that they can't make any other expressions.
unless……
Marinated egg slowly took off the mask.
An exaggerated smiling face appeared in front of Jiang Xiaobai.
"Brother, is this okay?"
Suddenly, a sharp tongue sticks out of his mouth, and it goes straight to Jiang Xiaobai's front.
clang!
Jiang Xiaobai raised his palm to block it directly, and then tied a beautiful bow with his tongue.
"Oh, it's still ugly!"
"It was cute without a mouth, but I still want to make a wooden fish with your head, so forget it now."
Take out the evil baseball bat directly, one stick.
Braised eggs blowing away with the wind~
The driver was dumbfounded and watched the whole process through the rearview mirror.
The hand holding the steering wheel trembled slightly.
It turned out that this is the exchange of 15 cm.
It turned out that this guy turned out to be a temper tantrum.
If this continues, I will lose my job~
After thinking about it, I hurriedly pushed hard on the soles of my feet.
Nourishing ~
The whole car shook forward and stopped.
"The station is here, passengers please get off in an orderly manner."
"uh-huh!"
Jiang Xiaobai snorted coldly.
This driver is really dishonest~
A big stride came to the driver.
"Let's discuss something, lend me your car for a while, I'm in a hurry!"
The driver ghost felt the hairs on his body stand up one by one, and said weakly.
"Do you have a driver's license? Seeing that you are so young, you may be caught by the police uncle for driving."
"Cough cough~"
Jiang Xiaobai coughed: "Don't worry, my skills are top-notch, and there are no problems with all kinds of moves. There are a lot of tricks, dragons wagging their tails, and 360-degree drifts. Grasp."
Ok?
The driver ghost always felt that there was something wrong when he heard it, but he didn't dare to refute it, so he took the initiative to give up the driving seat.
Jiang Xiaoba sat down.
He turned his head and shouted loudly: "Get out of the car for pregnant women. This car is not suitable for pregnant women and children. Others should hold the handrails honestly. Ben Xiaomeng is about to drive~"
"60 miles, never speeding~"
……
Seeing that the female ghost was beaten by the opponent with bare hands, the other ghosts sat more quietly.
He didn't even look at Jiang Xiaobai anymore.
However, Jiang Xiaobai couldn't stay idle, and he also discovered it during this period of time.
Since the system was established, the probability of bumping into a ghost by oneself is very high.
This evil system!
System: I call you a fairy grandma!Which time you didn't come to the door by yourself.
In addition, Jiang Xiaobai also found another problem.
It seems that I am not very good at communicating with people, but communicating with ghosts is extremely smooth.
Maybe I was born to eat this bowl of rice.
Seeing that the female ghost was already in a coma, Jiang Xiaobai directly performed a spirit arrest.
Let her go back to the red building obediently, and work hard to have a chance to redeem herself.
One turned sideways, looking at the motionless beater.
Jiang Xiaobai observed for a while, this person was holding some old documents in his hands, he seemed to be a leader.
"Hey, do you guys have any thoughts on changing jobs?"
The foreman remained motionless.
I'm dead, I'm dead
The dead don't move
Jiang Xiaobai saw that the other party was quite determined, and his interest suddenly increased.
This guy, if you change him into a suit and get him to work as a security guard in the red building, how can those sloppy ghosts dare to make trouble in the future.
After all, they are workers, and each of them looks much stronger than Yang Gui's friends, full of deterrence.
"Hey, if you don't move, I'll do it myself? Let's have a 15cm in-depth communication."
Jiang Xiaobai directly took out the paralysis scalpel, and slowly picked off the foreman's clothes.
The tip of the knife swiped back and forth five centimeters to the right of the foreman's navel.
Seeing the foreman, there was still no response.
Jiang Xiaobai directly pierced the scalpel into the flesh by one centimeter.
Huh, shouldn't it be?
Pierce another centimeter.
Still no response.
Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but want to pat himself on the head.
It has been upgraded, and the other party doesn't feel like cutting the waist!
So he pulled out the scalpel, waved it twice in front of the foreman, and then came to the front of the waist again.
"Brother, there is something to discuss!"
The foreman's expression changed immediately, he was no longer calm, and he held Jiang Xiaobai's left hand tightly with both hands.
Look down.
"My waist!"
"Why are you shouting? Haven't you taken it yet~"
The foreman stretched out a hand and felt it, and it was bleeding.
Looking at Jiang Xiaobai with an aggrieved face: "Brother, we have no grievances or enmities, can you let this go?"
Jiang Xiaobai licked his lips: "No, I see that you are all so tired from work, and you may still be owed wages by unscrupulous profiteers."
"So, I want to lead you and your brother to start a new life. What do you think? Five social insurance and one housing fund, salary of 3500, including food and housing."
The foreman was on the verge of tears.
How can I be so unlucky, I was shot while lying down.
"Brother, can you introduce the nature of your work?"
Jiang Xiaobai pulled out his hand and gestured with the scalpel twice.
"That is the most sacred and decent job. You will be the door gods in the No. [-] entertainment industry in the ghost world. You are the facade. All guests will be dangerous to you. From now on, you will no longer receive any white eyes and insults."
"I'll give you 10 seconds, do you agree or not, remember, you only have one chance."
"10, 3, 2, 1."
"I agree!"
shouted the foreman immediately.
People have to bow their heads under the roof.
But your countdown is too fast. .
"Does your brother agree?"
"Agree, agree!"
Looking at Jiang Xiaobai's scalpel, and the prestige of killing the female ghost just now.
The foreman thought for a while, but decided not to try against the lunatic.
Jiang Xiaobai turned his head.
The rest of the workers nodded in unison. The scene was truly spectacular.
"Hey, at this address, find someone named Xiaoyang and report by yourself."
After that night, Jiang Xiaobai fully realized the potential of Yang Gui.
I can make him a housekeeper~
As for Ruyan, she seems to be a little more courageous, so she should leave one of those sloppy ghosts for her to do.
After a period of time, there will be one more descendant of oneself in society.
After finishing this group of workers, Jiang Xiaobai directly passed the pregnant women to the last row.
Just staring straight at the corned egg without saying a word.
Braised egg slowly turned its head around. If it didn't have a mask, no one would know it turned its head.
"Fellow Daoist, what are you looking at?"
"I'm looking at the moon outside."
Jiang Xiaobai leaned on the window and took a look.
"Boom!"
Give the stewed egg a chestnut directly.
I lost it!
This feeling!
so comfortable~
It feels invincible!
"Your eyesight is 1000 degrees? That riding horse is a street light."
Braised egg turned his head, aggrieved.
I just don't want to talk to you.
Jiang Xiaobai didn't know the inner thoughts of the corned egg, and looked at the naked corned egg.
"Boom!"
"What do you mean, are you cursing me?"
"Boom!"
"Hurry up and give me a smile, I hate other people's expressionless faces the most."
The braised eggs are so stupid that they can't make any other expressions.
unless……
Marinated egg slowly took off the mask.
An exaggerated smiling face appeared in front of Jiang Xiaobai.
"Brother, is this okay?"
Suddenly, a sharp tongue sticks out of his mouth, and it goes straight to Jiang Xiaobai's front.
clang!
Jiang Xiaobai raised his palm to block it directly, and then tied a beautiful bow with his tongue.
"Oh, it's still ugly!"
"It was cute without a mouth, but I still want to make a wooden fish with your head, so forget it now."
Take out the evil baseball bat directly, one stick.
Braised eggs blowing away with the wind~
The driver was dumbfounded and watched the whole process through the rearview mirror.
The hand holding the steering wheel trembled slightly.
It turned out that this is the exchange of 15 cm.
It turned out that this guy turned out to be a temper tantrum.
If this continues, I will lose my job~
After thinking about it, I hurriedly pushed hard on the soles of my feet.
Nourishing ~
The whole car shook forward and stopped.
"The station is here, passengers please get off in an orderly manner."
"uh-huh!"
Jiang Xiaobai snorted coldly.
This driver is really dishonest~
A big stride came to the driver.
"Let's discuss something, lend me your car for a while, I'm in a hurry!"
The driver ghost felt the hairs on his body stand up one by one, and said weakly.
"Do you have a driver's license? Seeing that you are so young, you may be caught by the police uncle for driving."
"Cough cough~"
Jiang Xiaobai coughed: "Don't worry, my skills are top-notch, and there are no problems with all kinds of moves. There are a lot of tricks, dragons wagging their tails, and 360-degree drifts. Grasp."
Ok?
The driver ghost always felt that there was something wrong when he heard it, but he didn't dare to refute it, so he took the initiative to give up the driving seat.
Jiang Xiaoba sat down.
He turned his head and shouted loudly: "Get out of the car for pregnant women. This car is not suitable for pregnant women and children. Others should hold the handrails honestly. Ben Xiaomeng is about to drive~"
"60 miles, never speeding~"
……
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