"Xiaobai, you must not have any accidents. In that case, I will be so lonely in the future~"

"In the future, no one will accompany me to watch short videos, and no one will accompany me to eat at night markets."

"I still want to prepare a big gift for you when you become an adult, and take you to the heaven and earth for a walk."

"I still have a lot of props that I haven't shared with you, and some of them were invented by myself and entrusted to others to make."

"Xiaobai, the four big irons in life, those who carried guns together, those who went to the window together, those who went whoring together, and those who shared the stolen goods together, there are two things we haven't experienced before."

"Xiaobai, if something happens to you, you must remember to entrust it to me in a dream. You can tell me what style you like. I will make it one-to-one according to the real person and burn it for you, so that you will not be alone. gone."

……

Listening to the explosion in the cemetery, Deng Cong squatted at the intersection, drawing circles and chanting non-stop.

In the past three years, under the "wrong circumstances".

The richest and poorest in the class become inexplicably best friends.

"Fatty, what are you doing? You ate too much at night, poop?"

Jiang Xiaobai walked behind Deng Cong and patted Deng Cong on the shoulder.

As soon as Deng Cong turned his head, he immediately gave Jiang Xiaobai a bear hug.

"Ah! Xiaobai, it's great that you're fine, you're really worried about me."

Jiang Xiaobai sucked his nose twice.

"Don't worry, no matter who I am, Jiang Xiaobai, I will never let myself suffer."

"Hey, don't wipe the snot and tears on me, it's disgusting."

Deng Cong buried his head on Jiang Xiaobai's neck and rubbed it twice.

"Hmph, I want it!"

"Huh? Xiaobai, why did you change your schoolbag?"

Deng Cong was about to reach out and touch it.

"Snapped!"

Worthy!

A red mark appeared on Deng Cong's hand, and he quickly took a step back.

"Mist Grass! Xiaobai, your schoolbag is perfect!"

Jiang Xiaobai touched his nose, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Hey, my little brother from now on!"

"Let's go, let's go home quickly, don't worry your dad."

"Xiaobai, where is my one-time exorcism order?"

"Run out!"

"Then why there are only three beeps."

"Seven rounds were released together, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get out alive."

Deng Cong glanced at Jiang Xiaobai suspiciously.

"Forget it, I will go to my dad to get some later, and I will continue to buy more when I run out."

Jiang Xiaobai: (^)
……

Not long after the two left.

A formation deep in the cemetery lighted up slightly.

"Xiaogu, how is Nangong City recently?"

……

"Xiaogu? Please reply if you received it. Don't be addicted to mahjong, or I will replace you in Nangong City."

……

Inside an ancient castle in Nangong City.

Deng Boldly stood at the window and breathed out the clouds, looking towards the direction of the cemetery.

I heard a few loud bangs.

"Haha... As expected of his son, this troubled man is better than Lan."

"I don't know how much Cong'er put in. It would be even better if he vomited blood or lost half of his life because of him~"

……

After parting with Deng Cong, Jiang Xiaobai slowly returned home downstairs with his schoolbag on his back.

Ok?
Jiang Xiaobai squinted his eyes looking at the piece of paper under his feet.

Shushu, you haven't found me yet!

Turning his head and looking around, the walls were also covered with leaflets.

Shushu, if you don't find me again, I will go find you.

Shushu, if you lie to Xiaoling, I will haunt you for the rest of my life.

"Adou, can you handle this little brat?"

The schoolbag behind him moved.

"Uh...boss, it's just one of my previous experiments, so I'll fix it for you."

Jiang Xiaobai took out a post-it note.

"Turn it back and let it go to this place as a service boy."

Jiang Xiaobai's eyes lit up.

hey-hey(﹃ ).

If this little ghost goes to the red building as a waiter, handing over menus and leading the way, one can be worth a hundred ghost waiters, and this time he can save a lot of wages.

"By the way, it's still underage, so just let it do its job and don't leave her with a psychological shadow."

"Boss, does anyone believe me if I go like this?"

"You are stupid! My post-it notes are the proof! I am the only one in the world with my signature."

Adou's spirit floated out and took a look.

Fog grass!

You must be alone in the world.

Nima, why did you write a good signature like a spring*picture?

"Boss, then I'm leaving~!"

After Adou went to educate Xiaoling, Jiang Xiaobai walked upstairs gently and returned to his home.

"click~"

Push the door open.

wow!

Really fragrant!

A table full of dishes is simply a full feast!
Grilled leeks, steamed oysters, stir-fried pork loin, quail eggs...

After working all night, Jiang Xiaobai instantly whetted his appetite, and reached out to get the king crab legs.

"Xiaobai, wash your hands before eating, it's so dirty!"

Xiao Wei happened to come out with a plate of mixed beef.

"Weiwei, what a good day is today? Why is it so grand?"

"Why don't you leave now, I'll make you a delicious meal! It will save you from going to college and forgetting about me."

After Jiang Xiaobai washed his hands, he wiped them with a paper towel.

"Is there dessert then?"

"Yes, there are fruits and small cakes."

"I mean 'dessert' Vivi, let me not forget you the best thing to do is eat you!"

"Jiang Xiaobai, do you still have dinner?"

"Eat, must eat!"

……

Magic University.

A middle-aged man in a white robe asked Gu Lie.

"Gu Lie, have you picked some good seedlings this time?"

Gu Lie shook his head, looking disappointed.

"Well, every year is not as good as every year, and the three strongest ones are selected from the rookies."

"That's right, mine is the same, and the three places are almost useless."

"It is estimated that this year will be compared with other academies. When will a genius fall into my family! I will go first, and see if other people have found any good seedlings?"

The two separate.

"Bah~ I believe you ghost, you, Gu Lie, will give the spot to the rookie? You have to dig it later."

"Bah~ I believe you ghost, you Mutian will give places to people who have no potential, you must go and see, let them all choose Battle Academy later, and those two boys must not be poached away, especially That's it, but big baby!"

The scene of Jiang Xiaobai pinching the old woman ghost with one hand appeared again in Gu Lie's mind.

This kid has unlimited potential.

……

After eating, Jiang Xiaobai returned to his room with a disappointed face.

Hey, there is still no chance to grow up.

He took out the crumpled talismans in his crotch and counted them.

Well, not lost!
Lie on the bed and start the Bronze Lucky Wheel.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a random item upgrade card."

"Special reminder, random~ The effect after the upgrade is uncontrollable!"

Jiang Xiaobai took out a red card from the system and used it directly.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for upgrading Bird Vodka."

"Ding, Bird Vodka → Aphrodisiac Bird Vodka. (Unlimited)"

"Ding, aphrodisiac bird vodka, after drinking it, regardless of rank, gender, or type, you can't help but want to do something embarrassing. If you don't release it within ten hours, you will blew yourself up and died. , two hours!"

Jiang Xiaobai's eyes lit up instantly.

Make big money!

Unlimited!
Aphrodisiac!

No species limit!

This is an incredible good thing...

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