Resurrection: Awakening the Great Demon King System at the beginning

After separating from Dugu Mousse, Jiang Xiaobai dragged Paige's suitcase to a hotel not far from the university.

However, a miscalculation!
All the hotels and hotels are full. After all, Shanghai University will start school in two days, and many parents come here to check on the spots in advance.

In desperation, Jiang Xiaobai had no choice but to stroll around with the suitcase, wanting to see if there was a chance to pick up the leak.

"Handsome guy, do you want to rent a house? Our xx agency is your best choice, we can meet any of your needs..."

"Handsome guy, you can also consider our homestay~"

"Handsome guy, we can also stay overnight in the foot bath city, and you can also push the cart and apply some oil~"

"..."

Jiang Xiaobai was not interested in this way of soliciting business.

Damn, everyone knows that these days, intermediaries monopolize the rental market, they talk like crazy, their bones are full of black blood, and they don't know how they got scammed later.

Besides, I will only live for two days.

After searching for a long time, Jiang Xiaobai felt hopeless, Nima, why is it so difficult to find a place to live.

"Damn! Is there a need for so many people?"

Wiping off his sweat and drinking the farmer's fountain, Jiang Xiaobai, who was sitting on the stone steps outside the agency center, couldn't help but complain.

Glancing at the intermediary again, I was very entangled in my heart.

Although I have a little money now, I can't be taken advantage of.

"Young man, do you want to rent a house?" A man's voice suddenly came from behind.

Based on Jiang Xiaobai's own experience, this person must be particularly wretched.

Sure enough, when Jiang Xiaobai looked back, he was stunned!
The man who spoke was about 40 to 45 years old, with a pair of goatees and a typical toilet hood, with a pair of thief-like eyes, and a slightly unbearable evil smile on the corner of his mouth .

No matter how you look at it, you look like an unscrupulous uncle who abducts and sells children.

Such a look!Is it the landlord who rented the house?That would be too condescending, right?
While sizing up the man in his heart, Jiang Xiaobai stretched his hand into his bosom, tightly holding the paralysis scalpel, and said with a wary face, "You called me?"

"I don't call you, who am I?" Unscrupulous uncle, like a familiar person, didn't mind Jiang Xiaobai's actions, and sat directly beside Jiang Xiaobai.

He clasped his smelly feet with his rough hands, and said enthusiastically, "Tsk tsk, young man, I see you have walked around here a few times, do you want to rent a house?"

Looking at this cheeky and wretched middle-aged uncle, Jiang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes.

As if he had figured something out, Jiang Xiaobai changed his face in seconds, showing his big white teeth, and said with a smile: "Yes, rent a house!"

"Hey hey hey!" Unscrupulous uncle's eyes lit up immediately, he took out a pack of shriveled cigarettes (five yuan a pack) from his pocket, sniffed greedily on the tip of his nose, and then slowly "Would you like one?"

The corners of Jiang Xiaobai's mouth curled up slightly.

This method, why is it a bit like the feeling that I used bird vodka to fool the pervert.

Could this uncle be trying to stun me with such indecent means?Then do something indescribable to me.

If the method is more cruel and cuts my waist, then I will lose a lot.

Damn, the fools are fools.

Jiang Xiaobai waved his hand: "Uncle, it's not good! Are you renting a house? If not, I'll find someone else's house."

"Young man, don't be so angry, extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire!"

Seeing Jiang Xiaobai's refusal, Unscrupulous Uncle felt a little anxious, and quickly explained: "Rent, it must be a rented house! And let me tell you, it's definitely worth the money, don't you believe me?"

"Is it as good as you said?" Jiang Xiaobai gave Unscrupulous Uncle a white look, and asked tentatively: "Uncle, you can't be that kind of liar, right? Do you have a real estate certificate?"

"My character is guaranteed. Students of Shanghai University, who doesn't know me, Bao Wu, Master Bao?"

The unscrupulous uncle saw Jiang Xiaobai's questioning, his expression changed, and he immediately took out a large stack of documents from his pocket and said, "Look! This is a real estate certificate, this is a document from a notary office, and this is a private seal. How could I be a liar?" , am I like that kind of person?"

Jiang Xiaobai: Isn't it like?
"And you students of Shanghai University of Magic, every time I will provide hard hats or other props, the point is, it's free!"

Only then did Jiang Xiaobai re-examine the uncle in front of him, feeling that what the other party said was not a lie.

His eyes glanced at the stamp printed on the real estate certificate.

Well, there's a watermark, there's a number, there's nothing wrong with that.

Nima!Such a big stack.

Isn't this uncle a bit awesome?

Looking at the other party's pile of real estate certificates, Jiang Xiaobai resisted the turmoil in his heart, for fear that he couldn't help but pull out the evil baseball bat and hit him with it.

"Hey!" Bao Wu let out a wretched laugh, stretched his head to look around, and after making sure that there was no danger of being overheard, he suddenly leaned into Jiang Xiaobai's ear and whispered: "Young man, to tell you the truth, these things are I stole it while my wicked mother-in-law went out to play mahjong... Sigh, you have to understand the sorrow of a man who has been married for more than 20 years and is bullied by a tigress all day long!"

Looking at the man in front of him, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly felt that women were no longer attractive.

Alas, I don’t know if Weiwei will become like this in the future~
A picture of Xiao Wei chasing herself with a kitchen knife appeared in her mind, and she couldn't help shaking.

very scary!
Stretch out a thumb to Bao Wu: "It's not easy for you!"

At this time, Jiang Xiaobai finally believed that the unscrupulous uncle was indeed the renting landlord, so he asked: "Uncle, how is your renting condition? What is the price? You see, I am a student and I don't have much money! By the way , I only rent it for two days?"

"Two days?" Bao Wu frowned.

Immediately afterwards, he raised his eyebrows again, and looked at Jiang Xiaobai with shining eyes.

"Young man, my place is rented out for a whole month. How about it? It's fate for us to meet. Why don't you just rent it from me for a year, and rent for one month and get eleven months, so that after one year you can Saved a lot of money to open a house. (ω).”

Jiang Xiaobai scratched his head: "But I just want to rent for a short-term for two days~ Besides, is your place a garbage dump?"

After all, where in the world is there such a good thing!Rent one get eleven free.

"Little brother, don't jump to conclusions, I can't find a better room near Shanghai University!"

Speaking of his own house, Bao Wu patted his chest.

"A few years ago, when the house was remodeled, our policy in Kyushu was good. Our old couple made a lot of profit and built an apartment. Although the interior decoration is only average now, it is better because of the beautiful environment."

"Besides, the Shanghai First Hospital is on the left of the apartment, and the Shanghai Sports Park is on the right. It is also close to the vegetable market and shopping malls. What's more, the apartment is full of girls from Shanghai University, except for you, the only boy, of course. .”

"The only one?" Jiang Xiaobai's heart skipped a beat.

Fog Grass!Wouldn't it be so cool!
Nima!Living in this kind of apartment, facing a group of beauties in the magic city, is so refreshing!
But Jiang Xiaobai also had a question in his mind: "But why am I the only boy? Also, I just met a killer who told me that there are no beautiful women in Shanghai University.

"Fart, how could there be no beauties, I guess there is something wrong with that person's head, those girls make my heart flutter."

"As for why you are the only man, it's because my wicked woman used to rent the house."

"This time, I am determined to stand up and become the master, so I want to find a tough man to form a united front with me, and see if that woman dares to turn her nose up at me in the future."

"What, after a long time, I'm that tough man?"

Jiang Xiaobai was in a cold sweat, what a weird landlord!
"Stop talking nonsense, come with me if you want to rent a house." Bao Wu said bluntly: "You also saw the price of the housing agency, the cheapest one is 3000 a year, how about I charge you [-] a year? What if We thought the price was right, and we immediately signed the contract!"

This unscrupulous uncle is really impolite, he doesn't allow Jiang Xiaobai to refute, he dragged his clothes and left, making Jiang Xiaobai dumbfounded and said: "Uncle, let me see your house first anyway? Your behavior, It’s pure buying and selling!”

In an instant, Bao Wu became anxious.

"Damn it, I'm just here to save some private money. If you wait to see the house, the wicked woman will come back after playing mahjong, and then I have to pay it again. Go, go, the house is satisfied with you, and you don't care about me." Liar..."

"Then uncle, will there be ghosts over there?"

"Ghosts are more important than women? Those are trivial things!"

"Pa-ta!" Jiang Xiaobai's thumb finally couldn't stand Bao Wu's soft and hard foam, and finally covered the rental contract.

When the contract was formally signed, Jiang Xiaobai hadn't raised his head, but his arm had already been grabbed by Bao Wu, an unscrupulous uncle. Under his stunned expression, Bao Wu had already spread a hand, and said eagerly: "Hurry up!" Give me some money, give me some money!"

"I said uncle, did your eyes fall into the money basket?" Jiang Xiaobai said speechlessly.

"Of course!" Bao Wu said eloquently: "3000, I can finally hide 1000 yuan of private money, and I won't have to smoke this trashy low-quality cigarette anymore. Today, let's change to a Zhonghua smoker!"

"Looking back, you will say that you are my brother who has been lost for many years. I only give you this price for the sake of family affection."

"Uncle, you are amazing!" Jiang Xiaobai couldn't describe Bao Wu in words.

It's not an easy thing for a man to live to such an extent!

"Hehe, I finally have money!" When wx arrived in the account, Bao Wu tried his best to kiss the phone screen, even better than Jiang Xiaobai at the beginning.

After thinking about it, he transferred 1000 back to Jiang Xiaobai.

"I want cash for 1000 of them!"

Jiang Xiaobai took out a bundle of cash from his schoolbag with a speechless expression, counted ten and handed it over.

"Oh, I knew it would be 5000." Bao Wu muttered to himself.

But he quickly reached out and took the money.

Mmm... it's delicious!
Jiang Xiaobai: (ー_ー)!!
Maybe which one was almost used as toilet paper by other people, these are all the private money of the no-neck ghost in the interstellar slow shake bar.

Bao Wu seemed to have never seen so much money in his life, and under Jiang Xiaobai's dumbfounded eyes, he ran towards the men's toilet opposite.

"Mist Grass! You actually sneaked under my nose, did you really let me meet a liar?"

Jiang Xiaobai was stunned and didn't realize it for a moment. How can he say that he is also a freshman of Shanghai University, a member of the mysterious investigation team, and the boss of the Red House who holds hundreds of kidneys.
"Okay! Your name is Jiang Xiaobai, right? Little guy, let's go, Master Bao, I'll treat you to a drink today!" Before Jiang Xiaobai could react, Bao Wu had already returned to him at a speed of [-] meters. He pulled Jiang Xiaobai by the corner of his clothes and left.

Jiang Xiaobai was completely confused by the actions of the unscrupulous uncle.

Nima!Is it because my thinking is too backward, or my thinking is not on the same channel as this uncle at all, why now I feel that I am completely in a state of dizziness.

who I am?where am I?what happened?
Are all the people in Shanghai this weird?

"Well, uncle, what did you do just now?" Jiang Xiaobai asked with the corners of his mouth pulled.

Bao Wu stood still, opened his hands and said confidently: "Hey, boy, can you find out where your Master Bao's money is hidden?"

Jiang Xiaobai looked at Bao Wu's whole body and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

With his posture, it's too easy to guess.

"Can't find it?"

Bao Wu, who didn't know that Jiang Xiaobai saw all his despicable behaviors, said smugly.

"The wicked woman has to be searched every time, Master Bao, I can't even hide a little of my private money, but this time we have learned to be smart, and put it in such a place where no one knows, how can she find it? How, Master Bao, I am still very smart, right?"

"Puff...the armpit, the underwear, and the back." Jiang Xiaobai directly mentioned three private places under Bao Wu's surprised eyes.

The difficulty of having a fart is exactly the same as the place where I hide the talisman.

Bao Wu's eyes lit up: "Little brother, I can't tell, we are actually in the same league."

After finishing speaking, he dragged Jiang Xiaobai to life and death, and treated Jiang Xiaobai to a luxurious couple's meal in Sha County. (wonton + noodles = 10 yuan)
After the meal, the two walked for about 10 minutes, and the apartment that even the gods would yearn for in Bao Wukou finally appeared in front of their eyes.

This place is indeed very close to Shanghai Metropolitan University. It only takes 10 minutes to walk at most. It is surrounded by shady forests and the air is particularly pleasant, which really makes people happy.

The apartment in front of Jiang Xiaobai with a memorial archway is called Love House. It is surrounded by a fence, and various flowers are planted around the fence. In the middle of the open space that is about the size of a basketball court, there grows a huge sycamore tree, yellow. The leaves are falling, giving people a particularly comfortable feeling.

In addition, there are various colorful lights hanging on the sycamore tree. Anyone can imagine how romantic it would be to hold hands with loved ones under the tree at night.

At this time, Jiang Xiaobai had already started to become infinitely YY.

According to what Bao Wu said, all the beautiful students living in this Love House apartment are beautiful students from Shanghai University. If there is a chance to meet one or two, in the dead of night, under this tree, do some romantic things that you have to do. Let's talk about life ideals in depth, and put it in gear from time to time, that kind of refreshing taste...it really makes people's souls tremble!
Ma Dan!so exciting~
Jiang Xiaobai felt that Xiao Xiaobai couldn't help moving.

Could it be that my first time, Jiang Xiaobai, will be dedicated to this place?

"Hey, Jiang Xiaobai, let's go!" Bao Wu walked in front, wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, interrupting Jiang Xiaobai's fantasy.

He said with a wretched expression: "I knew you would have such a reaction, after all, we are all of the same kind!"

"By the way, if you see those little beauties later, you must control yourself and don't do something that both people and gods are angry with!"

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