The system asks me to pick up trash

Xiao Yi seemed to be unable to pretend to be dead anymore.

Because if he pretended to be dead again, the little girl would think that Xiao Yi, who had his eyes closed, might have the same thoughts as her.

Or it is very possible to praise her very much, and even imagine a more nosebleed picture.

Xiao Yi raised his hand decisively and said:

"Director, I suggest that this scene should be changed to the heroine crying bitterly while covering her face."

Xiao Yi had his reasons for saying this. He covered his face and cried bitterly, and Dong'er covered his face with his hands, so he couldn't touch Xiao Yi's stomach.

He won't suffer from this itching again, and he has to hold back, not reach out to stop Dong'er from messing around.

Unexpectedly, the director thought for a while and said:
"Crying bitterly while masked, it seems that the heroine doesn't have that much affection for the hero. Only by lying on the corpse and crying bitterly can the urgency to avenge the hero continue."

Xiao Yi's proposal was invalid, so he could only continue to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.

Dong'er was so bold that no one noticed, which further fueled her arrogance.

Immediately afterwards, Dong'er cried loudly again, and the performance was very good.

The hand covered under the towel was even more unscrupulous. While touching it, he said with his tongue still in his mouth:

"The report is invalid, you can enjoy it."

Xiao Yi really had no choice but to grab Dong'er's hand suddenly.

Because Dong'er's hand has already left the eight-pack abs, and then slid down.

"Director, she's touching my stomach."

Xiao Yi had no choice but to tell the truth in aggrieved manner.

"Look, you are a big man, you are still afraid of a woman touching your stomach, lying dead and crying, if you don't touch your stomach, do you let her hang her hand?"

The director didn't think about anything else at all, and said:
"continue."

Dong'er blocked it with a towel, and pretended to wail a few more words.

Then, he said to Xiao Yi:
"I did this because I love you very much. If it were any other man, I would have to wear gloves if I lay down and cried bitterly.

Handsome guy, let's be boyfriend and girlfriend, so we can have sex in a fair way. "

Emmm
What kind of logic is this, boyfriend and girlfriend can have sex?
Xiao Yi quickly corrected her:

"Even if I'm your boyfriend or girlfriend, I won't sleep with you. Because I haven't reached that point."

"What are you doing, you're so clueless?"

"I'm sorry, I'm a trash picker, and the trash pickers haven't learned this yet."

"Pick up trash?"

Dong'er froze for a moment, and withdrew her hand from Xiao Yi's stomach.

Xiao Yi never thought that talking about picking up trash would have such a miraculous effect, you must know that he said it at the very beginning.

"Is it so handsome to pick up trash? Are all the trash pickers around you so good-looking?"

Dong'er was obviously shocked by Xiao Yi's words.

The play is here, and it's almost over.

Dong'er's tears also dried up, and her voice became hoarse from crying, so the director let the scene pass.

Originally, Xiao Yi wanted to kill all directions in the movie and get addicted to being a hero, but when the hero died in this scene, Xiao Yi's acting was over.

It never occurred to me that other directors, seeing Xiao Yi's peerless lightness skills, would cooperate with him in making movies.

Xiao Yi asked: "Who will act with me?"

The director took a look at Xiao Yi, such a handsome man with super good martial arts, he must have a strong desire for that.

So he said flatteringly: "The heroine to cooperate with you, the crew plans to find you a star with a devil figure and an angel face, and the two of you will have kiss scenes and bed scenes."
"Stop, goodbye." Xiao Yi turned around and left.

The rest of the director is messed up in the wind, what's wrong?
What the director said hit Xiao Yi's vital point, Nima, the scar on his stomach that Dong'er had scratched with his nails hasn't healed yet, and you're going to cooperate with a big star again?