My WeChat friend is Dasheng

Valentine's Day!
Chuzhou University of Science and Technology, in the small garden.

"Peach, Happy Valentine's Day!"

Wang Xiaofan carefully took out a brand new mobile phone from behind, holding it in both hands, with a happy smirk on his face.

This latest iPhone was bought by him after he worked part-time and had to eat and drink less for a few months before saving money to buy it, in order to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day.

But Xie Yutao, who had dreamed of getting this phone before, now had a look of disdain on her lips.

"I don't want your broken phone. From now on, we broke up."

boom……

Wang Xiaofan suddenly felt struck by lightning, froze in place, his mind went blank.

He couldn't believe that the cold and heartless woman in front of him was his girlfriend who had been with him for two years.

Wang Xiaofan is from the countryside, his family is not rich, and his father is sick. He has been working part-time in college, and after he and Xi Yutao got a boyfriend and girlfriend, he worked desperately, working from dawn to dusk, working desperately, just to satisfy Xie Yutao's desires. living condition.

But he never imagined that his efforts would get such an ironic result.

"why?"

Wang Xiaofan suppressed his tears and roared.

"Hehe, of course it's because you are poor."

Suddenly, there was a laughing sound from the shadow behind Xie Yutao, and then a burly man wearing a high-end tailored suit walked out.

Looking at the man, Xie Yutao's icy pretty face smiled like a flower, her eyes were like silk, she trotted courteously to the man's side, naturally took the man's hand, held her head high, and introduced.

"Wang Qiang, my boyfriend."

Wang Qiang, the president of the school's judo club, has a rich family background. I heard that his father is the richest man in Chuzhou, Wang Danian, and he drives a BMW X-series car to and from school.

"Xi Yutao, this is your boyfriend? It's not that good, my cleaner is better than him."

Wang Qiang glanced at Wang Xiaofan with disdain on his face, he couldn't raise his vigilance because of the clothes that were not worth 100 yuan all over his body.

"Yeah, I was with him back then just to have a long-term meal ticket. Brother Qiang, you are my true love."

Xie Yutao hugged Wang Qiang's arm tightly, and nodded in agreement.

Wang Qiang obviously enjoyed all this, took out thousands of dollars from his pocket, and threw it on Wang Xiaofan's face.

"You country bumpkin, for your surname Wang's sake, use it to buy some decent clothes. Don't embarrass our old Wang family. Picking up girls also requires capital."

At this moment, Wang Xiaofan really wanted to pick up the money on the ground, and then ruthlessly threw it on Wang Qiang, but he didn't dare, Wang Qiang was powerful and powerful, he couldn't afford to offend him, so he could only endure the humiliation silently, with nails embedded in his palms Unconsciously.

"Haha, coward! Let's go, I'll treat Dihao tonight!"

Wang Qiang smiled defiantly, hugged Xun Yutao's waist like a water snake, and walked towards the outside of the school with a few dog legs behind him.

Ding……

Just when Wang Xiaofan was inexplicably sad and angry, a ringtone brought him back to reality.

"A brand new phone will turn on automatically? Did I buy a fake?"

Wang Xiaofan frowned, this was the money he had saved for a few months, he couldn't just be cheated like this.

Ding Dong!

The next moment, a WeChat message popped up on the phone screen.

Wang Xiaofan took a closer look, and was taken aback for a moment.

Wechat reminder: Sun Wukong added you as a friend, whether it is approved!

The head is still a monkey looking up at the sky and looking at the moon, covered with golden hair.

"It's okay to be bullied, even the mobile phone is bullying me, I want to see who is pretending to be a ghost."

Being dumped by his girlfriend, Wang Xiaofan was furious, seeing someone add him as a friend with the name of his idol Monkey King, he was even more furious.

Do you really think you are easy to bully?
Wang Xiaofan clicked Pass without hesitation, because he felt that it would be too cheap for him to directly reject this person.

"Fellow Daoist, I finally added you. No one has chatted with my old grandson these years, but my old grandson is bored."

Fellow?My grandson?

That being said, it's pretty cool.

Wang Xiaofan was taken aback for a moment, then snorted coldly, and said to himself: "I'd like to see what tricks you guys are up to."

"What do you mean by this, fellow Daoist?"

Wang Xiaofan reads fairy tales and fantasy novels a lot in his spare time, so he learned to reply with a tone of voice.

"I am Sun Wukong, Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain in Water Curtain Cave of Aolai Country. Daoists can call me Laosun. After getting this contact device, I, Laosun, have been contacting Daoists all the time. After a long time of hard work, I finally succeeded. "

When Wang Xiaofan saw the news, his expression sank, hey, he pretended to be quite like it.

Aolai Country Water Curtain Cave?

Huaguoshan Monkey King?

Why don't you add one more Monkey King Monkey?
Why are you kidding me? You still treat me, Wang Xiaofan, as an idiot!
Although Wang Xiaofan was extremely angry in his heart, he still said calmly: "Okay, since you want to play, then I will play with you."

"Is it Sun Wukong? Then tell me which difficulty you have reached in the 81 difficulty, and which monster did you fight on which mountain? What is the name of the monster? What magic weapon did you use?"

"What monster?"

"Aren't you Monkey King, don't you need to accompany Tang Seng to the West to learn scriptures? Don't tell me that the Buddha directly sent the scriptures to Tang Seng offline?"

"What is Tang Monk? What is learning scriptures from the West? Why can't my old grandson understand, I am now listening to Patriarch Bodhi's lecture on the way of longevity in the Three Star Cave on the oblique moon."

Patriarch Bodhi taught the way of longevity?
It’s really bragging that you don’t make drafts. Doesn’t that mean that you can live forever after learning it?

While Wang Xiaofan scolded with disdain in his heart, he still teased with a sneer.

"The way of longevity? Doesn't that mean that you will live forever? Then you must be old and pale, right?"

"No, if you live forever, how can you be old and pale? It should be that there are only bones left."

"Returning the Bodhi Patriarch to teach the way of longevity, I will return the Jade Emperor! Idiot!"

At this moment, Wang Xiaofan no longer concealed it, and sent a series of harsh words of attack, venting his strong dissatisfaction in his heart!
After being stunned for a long time, the other party replied.

"What do you mean, fellow Daoist?"

After that, there was a series of big question marks!
What do you mean?
Wang Xiaofan snorted coldly, and quickly tapped the on-screen keyboard.

"Are you treating me as an idiot, or are you an idiot yourself, and lie to me with such words. Are you kidding me? Either he wants to lie, or you can find a better story."

In fact, there is still one thing Wang Xiaofan didn't say in his heart, that is, don't use my idol's name to deceive people.

Lie to you?

How can it be?

My old grandson, sitting upright, has ever lied to you?
Once again receiving a series of big question marks on WeChat, Wang Xiaofan smiled angrily, thinking that he has been exposed and he still has to hold on, it is really deep into the drama, let's see how I expose you.

"Okay, since you said that you learned the way of longevity from Patriarch Bodhi, how about you give me a pill that can wash scriptures and cut marrow, so as to prove that you are Monkey King?"

"Okay! But I don't have the elixir for washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow. I only have a plant of divine power grass, which also has the effect of washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow. Wait a minute."

Looking at the reply message on WeChat, Wang Xiaofan sneered in his heart, wait a minute?I think he has been dismantled and has no face to stay any longer.

But the next moment, the phone vibrated and a reminder flashed.

Ding Dong!

Sun Wukong sent you a WeChat red envelope, do you accept it?

take over!

Of course to accept, Wang Xiaofan chose to accept without hesitation, he wanted to see what tricks the other party could come up with.

Click on the red envelope, and a green grass appears on the screen, and there is a small text below to remind, the divine power grass, cleans the scriptures and cuts the marrow, and has infinite power.

"The appearance is very bluffing, just like the real thing."

Wang Xiaofan snorted coldly, and then pressed Extract according to the prompt.

Ding!
The divine power grass was successfully extracted!
After a notification sound, an emerald green grass appeared out of nowhere in Wang Xiaofan's hand, it was lush green and exuded an attractive fragrance.

"Fuck! Is this true?"

Wang Xiaofan stared dumbfounded at the grass that appeared out of thin air in his hand, he really felt like he had seen a ghost.

"Could it be that I'm going to be lucky?"

Looking at the lush green grass in his hand, Wang Xiaofan trembled with excitement!

This turned out to be true, and he was about to counterattack!
Since this is true, doesn't it mean that Sun Wukong is also true, he is really my idol Monkey King?
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaofan hurriedly checked the WeChat on his mobile phone, and replied a message to Monkey King.

"The great sage is really you (surprised expression), you are my idol, I doubted your identity before, it was my fault, don't mind."

After sending the message, Wang Xiaofan was very worried, because he scolded the Great Sage like that before, if he annoyed him, he would really be caught blind.

"The Great Sage? My name is Sun Wukong, not the Great Sage, but the name of the Great Sage sounds nice, so trust my grandson now."

After Monkey King returned, he was followed by a series of smug expressions.

"Hey, I didn't listen carefully during the class today, and I also annoyed Patriarch Bodhi, and I was hit on the head three times by him (depressed expression)"

Without waiting for Wang Xiaofan to reply, Sun Wukong continued to send a message. Looking at the content of the message, Wang Xiaofan was shocked.

Got hit on the head three times?
Isn't Monkey King still a teacher?

That's right, before he also said that Patriarch Bodhi was talking about the way of longevity. I remember that in the original book, Sun Wukong studied Taoism for six years, but he only burned incense and practiced calligraphy, carried water and cleaned, and did not learn any spells.

Until one day, Patriarch Bodhi saw that Wukong had no intention of attending the class, so he asked a question and knocked on his head three times.

This is an opportunity!

What a great opportunity!

Wang Xiaofan was so happy that he almost jumped up at this time, this was a turning point in Sun Wukong's life, and also a turning point for himself.

After appeasing his excited mood, Wang Xiaofan quickly replied with a message: "It's a good thing, Great Sage. Patriarch Bodhi knocked you on the head three times to ask you to meet him through the back door at midnight tonight and tell you the truth!"

"Really? (confused expression)"

"Of course, I swear! (serious face)"

"Okay, then I will try it tonight. If the ancestor really taught me the way, I will definitely repay you."

"It's easy to talk, just give me a few red envelopes when the time comes!"

"No problem, it must be a big red envelope!"

"En! I'll wait for you! Meh!"

Wang Xiaofan smiled obscenely, as if he had seen the bright door beckoning to him.