Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

late at night.

There is still lightning that keeps appearing in the sky.

now.Jiazhang loosened all her hair and put on a white dress given by the witch.

At the moment when the lightning illuminated the sky, a hideous expression appeared on Jia Zhang's face, which was very terrifying.

Followed by.

She left the courtyard and went outside to find some straw.

Then, she went home again, took the incense burner, paper money and a few needles.

Because of her light footsteps, Qin Huairu and the others were not woken up.

at this time.

Li Xiangdong got up and wanted to go to the public toilet to have a queen.

So, he left the courtyard.

At the same time, Mrs. Jia Zhang went out and walked towards the backyard.

The two happened to not see each other.

In the backyard, Jia Zhang made these straws into a one-meter-high scarecrow.

Then, paper money was burned in the incense burner.

Immediately afterwards, she picked up the needle and began to stab the scarecrow crazily.

I don't know if it's useful, anyway, she followed the method taught by the witch step by step.

At this moment, lightning flashed across the sky from time to time.

Through the light, she saw the hot pot that hadn't been cleaned yet.

After inhaling a scent into her nose, her stomach growled wildly.

She tried to scoop the bottom of the pot with a spoon to see if there was anything to eat.

It was at this time.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly woke up because of a flash of lightning.

He wanted to pee, but had never liked using a urinal, so he got up to go to the public toilet.

But it was too dark, he wanted to solve it directly in the courtyard.

So, in a daze, he began to pee at the side of the door.

The next second, he found someone not far away was burning paper.

He thought this person was strange, but he didn't shout out directly, but chose to approach slowly.

In a dazed state, he seemed to see a person stabbing someone hard.

then.

The man picked up another thin and long strange object and stuffed it into his mouth.

Vaguely see.

Like an intestine.

At the moment, Yi Zhonghai speculated.

Could it be that this person was eating the intestines of the person he stabbed to death? Suddenly, his heart skipped a beat.

Out of fear, Yi Zhonghai suddenly made some footsteps.

next second.

Jia Zhang heard the strange noise and turned her head behind her.

at the same time.

A flash of lightning pierced the sky, lighting up the entire courtyard, and also illuminating Jia Zhang's hideous and terrifying face.

"Ghost!"

Yi Zhonghai yelled.

Because Jia Zhang's face was painted pale, and his hair was loose again.

With such a ghostly appearance, who wouldn't be surprised if he saw it?

"Old Yi, it's me."

Jia Zhang stood up and approached him slowly, still holding pig intestines in his mouth.

"Don't eat me!"

As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai fainted from fright, and his lower body also became incontinent.

A puddle of unknown liquid oozed from his crotch.

"With just this little courage, I still have the face to be a master in the courtyard."

Jia Zhang laughed.

At the same time, she was deeply satisfied with how she looked.

Then, she continued to complete her trick of making a villain.

However, this scene was seen by Li Xiangdong who came back from the public toilet.

Not to mention how real it is, but because the vision has been greatly improved, it is also possible to roughly see that Jia Zhang is engaging in feudal superstition.

"Li Xiangdong, I'll stab you to death, and curse you for giving birth to a son without an ass hole, choking to death when eating, choking to death when drinking water, and jumping to death when you fart!"

Li Xiangdong couldn't help but laugh when he heard these vicious curses.

Only Jia Zhang, who only knew a few big characters, could make up such curse words.

If this kind of curse can kill people, Li Xiangdong will take her surname.

the other side.

When all the paper money is burned, the ghosts of the underworld will haunt Li Xiangdong from then on.

Then the practice would be over.

Of course, these words were told by the witch to Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang also had doubts.

Could it be that all the ghosts in the underworld are greedy for money?
But since the witch said so, she believed it.

Moreover, this paper money was originally burned for the dead.

Therefore, she thought it was normal for ghosts to like money.

at the same time.

Li Xiangdong took out the disguise tool from the portable space.

Don't you like playing tricks?

Then I will play with you for a while.

A few minutes later, Li Xiangdong was dressed as Bai Wuchang, and his tongue was half a meter long.

Followed by.

He slowly crawled towards Jia Zhang's.

Coincidentally, Jia Zhang prayed again with his eyes closed.

"Little ghosts, come out of the underworld quickly, and help me entangle this bastard Li Xiangdong."

"Let him eat shit and drink urine every day."

"Let him be so poor that he only has a big underpants."

Jia Zhang continued her unique curse.

next second.

Accompanied by a loud lightning, Li Xiangdong lowered his voice.

"Damn old lady, who are you scolding?"

The sudden sound made Jia Zhang open her eyes in fright.

Before her eyes, suddenly appeared a white ghost whose tongue dropped to the ground, frightening her half to death.

"Ah, there's a ghost!"

Jia Zhang yelled, stood up quickly and ran.

Seeing this, Li Xiangdong chased after her and shouted, "Aren't you calling me?"

Hearing the ghost talking to her, Jia Zhang even ran desperately.

but.In this emergency situation, she still didn't forget that Jia Dongxu was still at home, so she didn't choose to run home, but ran out of the courtyard directly.

It was at this time.

The sound of bluffing in the courtyard woke everyone up.

These people stormed out of the house wondering which bastard was staying up and yelling.

However, Li Xiangdong and Jia Zhang ran out of the courtyard a long time ago.

Therefore, they did not see any strange people.

At this time, someone found Yi Zhonghai lying on the ground in the backyard.

"Everyone, come quickly! Yi Zhonghai is unconscious on the ground."

Soon, many people surrounded Yi Zhonghai.

"Old Yi, sleeping on the ground in winter, you don't want to live anymore?"

The third master patted Yi Zhonghai on the shoulder and called him.

After shouting several times in a row, Yi Zhonghai slowly woke up.

"Ah! Are you people or ghosts?"

Yi Zhonghai still didn't get rid of the panic just now, and his body kept shrinking back.

"What the hell, we are human!"

The third master picked up the flashlight and shone it on his old face.

"Ah, it's a ghost!"

Yi Zhonghai shouted.

"Yan Bugui, you are so stupid, whoever sees you like this will not be shocked."

The second uncle shook his head and scolded.

Only then did the third master realize that the flashlight shining on his face was indeed quite scary.

"It's us, Lao Yi."

The third master shook Yi Zhonghai's body, hoping that he would wake up.

After a while, Yi Zhonghai finally calmed down.

"Guys, I just saw a ghost."

Hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, everyone wanted to laugh.

On weekdays, Yi Zhonghai mentioned to everyone in the general assembly all day long that we should not engage in feudal superstition.

But at this moment when he said such words, his tone was very fucking serious.

"What's wrong with this old Yi?"

"Sure enough, he is a duplicity person."

"It's so funny, I still believe this in what age!"

"Hey, do you smell something?"

"Really, it seems to be a kind of urine smell."

Just when everyone was discussing.

The second uncle noticed a strange puddle of liquid on the ground. Judging from the trajectory, it seemed to come from Yi Zhonghai's trouser leg.

So, he shouted: "Old Yi, why did you pee your pants?"

At this time, everyone looked at the puddle of urine in unison, and at the same time, 1 question marks appeared in their heads.

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