Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

After returning home, Li Xiangdong took out the time travel card.

It is now noon.

Li Xiangdong was worried that he would not be able to come back at night, so he prepared meals in advance and left a note.

"Xiao Xiaodong, Dad is a little tired. He needs to sleep on the bed for a while. Don't call me. There is dinner on the dinner table. You can eat it yourself."

After explaining everything.

Li Xiangdong lay on the bed and crushed the time travel card.

For an instant, he seemed to have fallen into a dark tunnel.

When he opened his eyes again, he returned to an afternoon last autumn, on the second floor of Xidan shopping mall.

At this moment, through a mirror, he saw a strange self.

Omg!

Who is this?
How could I suddenly become like a child.

There is no shortage of cuteness in handsomeness!
At the same time, a TV in the mall broadcasts the latest news.

"Hi everyone, welcome to social news. There have been incidents of kidnapping children in our city recently. According to relevant news, these criminals often wear monster costumes to attract children to follow them."

"I hope that the general public will provide clues to the police in time when they find these suspicious persons."

When Li Xiangdong heard the word "kidnapping", he thought that Xiaohua should be kidnapped by these people.

Immediately afterwards, an old woman walked by Li Xiangdong, "Children, hurry to Mom and Dad, don't let the children run around if they don't hear the news!"

"Are you talking to me?"

Li Xiangdong asked in surprise.

"That's right, are there any other children here?" The grandma smiled, "This kid doesn't have any brain problems, right?"

At this time, Li Xiangdong realized that he had become a child.

Followed by.

He glanced at the watch in the mall and it was already 17:00, so he hurried out of the mall.

Now he has no time to waste, he has to hurry to Xiaohua's school.

Stop the kidnappers!
At 17:15, Xiaohua leaves school.

In this era, adults pick up their children from school, and the children all wear hard hats and go home together.

not far away.

The two men in dinosaur costumes had a discussion.

"Brother, what is the name of the child who will be tied up this time?"

"It's called Da Zhuang. This family is rich. It is said that it is a million-dollar household."

"Da Zhuang, it must be a boy."

"Well, it should be, but I haven't seen what the child looks like."

"Brother, are you kidding? You haven't seen how to catch it?"

"It doesn't matter. When every class is over, there are people holding a class sign. I know that Da Zhuang is in Class [-], Grade [-]. After a while, we will catch up with those children after school, and then call out Da Zhuang. Whoever turns around and agrees to us, isn't it?" Is he there?"

"Brother, you are still smart."

soon.

Xiao Hua and Da Zhuang walked out of the school gate together.

"Xiao Hua, how about we play a game together?"

Da Zhuang suggested.

"I don't want to play with you, what you play is too mentally retarded." Xiaohua said disdainfully.

"I think you are afraid of losing, so how about it, if anyone loses in this game, he will bark like a puppy." Da Zhuang said confidently.

"Play as long as you want, don't play tricks if you lose." Xiao Hua mocked.

"I'm a man, and I mean what I say. The game is like this. From now on, my name is Xiao Hua, and you are called Da Zhuang. For example, if someone calls Da Zhuang, you have to answer. If you don't answer, you lose. And if someone calls Xiaohua, if you rush to answer, you will lose, understand?"

Big Zhuang asked.

"Understood, you just wait to lose, you understand, Xiaohua?"

At the moment, Xiaohua directly enters the game state.

"Understood, Da Zhuang."

Da Zhuang replied wittily.

He didn't expect Xiaohua to be quite smart, fortunately he wasn't fooled.

"Xiaohua, you look so pretty, don't you?"

Xiaohua began to enter the state.

"Thank you, Da Zhuang, you are so handsome!"

Da Zhuang also praised.

It was at this time.

The classmates who were leaving school together also joined in, "Da Zhuang, you look so ugly, fat and ugly."

"You're right, scold me hard, haha."

Xiaohua laughed happily.

far away.

The younger brother among the kidnappers said with a smile: "Brother, such a small child really looks cute!"

"Well, it's quite cute, no, what are you talking about, people who do big things can't be soft-hearted, especially those in our line of work." The boss said.

"Brother taught me a lesson." The kidnapper brother quickly admitted his mistake.

"Stop talking nonsense, it's still the same trick, you attract Da Zhuang, and I'll drive the motorcycle." The eldest brother immediately ordered.

"Don't worry, brother."

After finishing speaking, the kidnapper boy walked over to the children in class one year.

"Da Zhuang, here comes your little dinosaur," he yelled.

At this time, Xiao Hua, who had already entered the role, replied loudly, "Is it my little dinosaur?"

"Da Zhuang, where did this dinosaur come from? It looks fun."

The other students also asked Xiao Hua.

When the kidnapper boy saw that it was a girl, he was a little confused.

Now girls are called Da Zhuang?
But looking at it again, the other students also called Xiao Hua to Da Zhuang.

The kidnapper brother no longer doubted it.

It was at this time.

Li Xiangdong rode a [-]th to the school.

He had just bought this car at a car repair stand.

He used to ride a bicycle very smoothly, but now he is only 1 meters tall, and the egg was almost broken by the crossbeam on the bicycle.

"Xiaohua, dinosaurs eat people, run quickly." Li Xiangdong shouted.

Seeing this dinosaur, he immediately remembered the news that kidnappers like to wear monster costumes, so he hurriedly shouted.

When the children heard this, they all believed it and ran away in a mess.

at the same time.

The kidnapper's younger brother stepped forward to hug Xiaohua, and quickly got on the boss' motorcycle.

In a flash, the motorcycle drove a long way.

Behind him, Li Xiangdong weakly chased after him.

Because it is a child's body, no matter how you run, you can't run fast.

Oh shit!

Almost stopped the kidnappers!

The boss asked while riding the motorcycle, "Why did you scare these children just now?"

"It's not me, it was someone else who yelled just now," the kidnapper's younger brother looked aggrieved, and turned to see Li Xiangdong, "Brother, it seems to be that Ultraman who yelled."

"What Ultraman?" The boss scolded, "How old are you, don't be so childish."

"Oh, got it."

The kidnapper brother said helplessly.

at the same time.

Xiao Hua struggled and accidentally dropped a shoe, "Who are you, why are you arresting me?"

"Da Zhuang, don't be afraid, uncle will take you to eat delicious food." The boss said softly.

"I'm not Da Zhuang, I'm Xiao Hua." Xiao Hua corrected.

"Don't pretend, I just heard it, everyone called you Da Zhuang." The kidnapper brother laughed loudly, "Haha, your old man must be out of his mind to name such a cute girl Da Zhuang."

"I can't tell you clearly. However, my mother said that you should not eat or go with strangers casually." Xiaohua said immediately.

"Do you know what dinosaur I am?" the boss asked again.

"Tyrannosaurus rex, it's so simple." Xiaohua said disdainfully.

"The answer is correct. It seems that you know me, so it doesn't count as going with a stranger." The boss said self-righteously.

"This?" Xiaohua emoed directly.

Hearing this, several black lines appeared on the kidnapper's forehead, and he didn't know whether to praise it or not.

"Brother, you... you are so humorous!"