Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

What?Do cotton swabs?Earwax?

When Jia Zhang heard it, it was like shrimp and pig's heart.

It is so difficult for him to make a padded jacket for his grandson Banggen, but Li Xiangdong actually has to make a cotton swab to remove earwax.

This shit is deliberately disgusting people.

At this time, looking at Li Xiangdong's proud expression, Jia Zhang's expression was gone.

Unleashing the ultimate move, while Li Xiangdong was not paying attention, he went up and stuffed the cotton directly into his jacket.

"This cotton is what I deserve. If you want to take it, grab it from my arms."

Jia Zhang is going to carry the rascal to the end.

She thought to herself that as long as Li Xiangdong dared to go up and grab it, she would call a hooligan, and she would not be afraid even if she called the police.

"Tanmianlang, I'm going to call the police right away, and the quilt and cotton shoes will be put here first."

After speaking, Li Xiangdong was about to leave the cotton shop.

"Okay, just go ahead."

Seeing that someone finally took care of the scoundrel, Tanmian couldn't hide his smile.

Li Xiangdong is not used to Jia Zhang, and besides, he didn't make a move at all, and Jia Zhang couldn't deal with him like he dealt with Tanmian Lang.

Seeing Li Xiangdong directly yelling to go to the police, Jia Zhang was flustered.

This is completely different from what I imagined.

However, at this moment, Sha Zhu stood up.

"Aunt Zhang, I'll give you two yuan to buy two catties of cotton, so let's stop making trouble."

When Jia Zhang heard this, he quickly took the cotton out of his jacket, and said with a bad attitude: "Cotton for you."

"late."

Li Xiangdong snorted coldly.

"Xiangdong, just spare her once."

Qin Huairu said immediately.

The third master and Sha Zhu also followed suit, and most people like to persuade peace these days.

"Are you hers?"

Li Xiangdong is not used to letting others say good things for her.

Seeing that Li Xiangdong was biting him, Jia Zhang knew that he would not make a statement today, so he really wanted to call the police.

"Xiang Dong, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Jia Zhang forced out a smile.

After hearing this, Li Xiangdong didn't bother to look at her again, fearing that he would lose his appetite after going back to dinner.

It's just that this silly Zhu is really Qin Huairu's first dog lick.

Let you lick, sooner or later you will lick and cry.

"Tanmianlang, don't worry about it, I'll get it after I finish it in two days."

After Li Xiangdong said with a smile, he walked towards the courtyard.

Tanmian Lang saw that Li Xiangdong was right and wrong and reasoned, and he admired him very much. He was many times stronger than these beasts.

"Hurry up, you guys are not welcome in my shop."

The man who played cotton cursed loudly.

"Let's go, who cares about staying with you."

Jia Zhang said something, and pulled Qin Huairu away.

She was quite satisfied, Sha Zhu gave herself two yuan to buy cotton.

In short, the sticky padded jacket is settled, as long as the goal is achieved, she doesn't care who gave the two yuan.

After these people left, Tan Mian Lang felt that he was still not relieved, so he found a painter, and according to his description, he painted portraits of the third master and Jia Zhang.

Then, he posted it in his shop, and if the two dared to come back in the future, he would drive them out.

Not only that, he also printed a few extra copies and gave them to colleagues nearby.

The purpose is to ruin the reputation of these two people.

After all this was done, a smile appeared on the cotton man's face.

"It's comfortable now."

On the way home, Li Xiangdong bought two catties of pork belly. Today, the old man's face was purple with anger, so he was so happy.

So, he decided to make a braised pork to celebrate.

After a while, the whole courtyard was filled with the delicious smell of meat again.

The deaf old lady ate two more mouthfuls of steamed buns just like that.

During this period of time, because Li Xiangdong cooked delicious food every day, the deaf old lady was very dissatisfied with the food at the uncle's house, so she lost several catties.

She decided that in the past two days, no matter what, she would give the old man a good time, eat knuckles, sea bass, chicken, duck and beef in turn.

As for whether she can succeed, she is very confident, after all, the selection of advanced people will be made soon.

If he went on a hunger strike, this uncle would have to obediently spend money to buy these.

In order to select advanced figures, the uncle had to spend no money.

Who told him to be a model of morality?

To say that this deaf old lady is always old, but she is not generally shrewd.

At this moment, the uncle who was also in the backyard also smelled Li Xiangdong's braised pork, and he immediately had a headache.

He wished that as long as Li Xiangdong was cooking, he would take the deaf old lady out for a walk.

He was already furious when this kid scolded him for moral kidnapping.

Now he still came to bother himself, so he rarely swears.

"Bastard, don't give me any face, but as long as I'm still the big man in the courtyard, I don't believe I can't find a chance to cure you."

At the second uncle's house in the middle courtyard, whenever Li Xiangdong cooks, he immediately closes the windows tightly.

Otherwise, the nagging of the two sons would be indispensable.

As the fragrance spread to Jia Zhang's home.

Originally gnawed on the corn bread and drank the sticks of millet porridge, but suddenly lost his appetite.

Seeing that her eldest grandson had lost his appetite, Jiazhang thought to himself that the grievance of fighting for cotton just now made the scolding even worse this time.

"This bastard, eat well every day, use well, don't be afraid that he won't be blessed to enjoy it, and he will fall into a ditch and die tomorrow when he goes out."

"I don't know about accumulating virtue, give it to our family."

"Looking at your stingy appearance, you are far worse than your parents."

After scolding, Jia Zhang felt that she seemed to be even more wronged.

This is not only not enough to eat, but also consumes so much energy.

You must know that swearing madly is also very tiring.

The stick on the side also followed Jia Zhang and cursed Li Xiangdong.

The last time I ate Li Xiangdong's meat on a wooden stick, I was taught a lesson by Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu after I came back, and even had a double KO.

Because of the beating, Stick put the responsibility on Li Xiangdong, hating him so much.

However, he knew that he was still a child, so he couldn't directly swear in front of his family.

So, he has been cursing Li Xiangdong continuously for several nights.

like what.

When eating meat, choke him to death.

When drinking water, choke him to death.

When going out, slide him to death.

When thunder strikes, kill him.

In sleep, snoring smothered him to death.

If he is given enough time to curse, it is estimated that he can make a "Ten Thousand Ways to Die".

However, he was strange.

Cursed myself so much.

However, it would be better for Li Xiangdong to get over it.

Could it be that this curse is the same as dreaming, and it is the opposite of reality.

Stick thought to himself, then I will praise him next.

In order for God to hear, he shouted loudly.

"Uncle Li Xiangdong is really handsome."

"He should select the sixth-level fitter."

"He should eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day."

"He should find a wife who is the most beautiful in the world."

"he just."

"Snapped!"

A big mouth slapped him across the face.

In an instant, a bloodstain appeared on the stick's face.

Jia Zhang's family was originally in a bad mood because of Li Xiangdong, and never thought that he would praise him vigorously when he heard the stick.

"Bunny."

"Is your surname Jia or Li?"