Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

After hearing the word "wasted", Li Xiangdong thought of a way to deal with the uncle.

Cattle across the mountain.

So who is the mountain?
Shazhu is the mountain, and Niu is the uncle.

To put it plainly, it means that on the surface it is tricking the idiot, but in reality it is trying to trick the uncle.

The logic is simple.

Since the uncle is deliberately trying to let Shazhu take care of him for the elderly, he will definitely not stand idly by when Shazhu is cheated.

Li Xiangdong, who had read the original book, knew that there was something wrong with Xu Damao, so he couldn't have children and was an extinct family.

So, now is an excellent opportunity.

Because just now, Xu Damao was kicked by Sha Zhu.

Then the specific method is to persuade Xu Damao to go to the hospital for examination.

In this way, Xu Damao will naturally take advantage of himself to be abolished, blackmailing silly Zhu to death.

At this time, the uncle will naturally help.

The only thing to pay attention to here is to remind Xu Damao tactfully.

Otherwise, someone will definitely guess that he is planning behind it.

After some ideas, Li Xiangdong is ready to find an opportunity to implement.

After Xu Damao was kicked in the crotch, he was lying on the ground in pain.

So, Li Xiangdong pretended to be concerned and said: "Xu Damao, your whole body looks like you're seriously injured, go to the hospital to have a look."

"A big man, it's just a skin trauma, and he has to go to the hospital."

Silly Zhu said mockingly.

"Oh, it turned out to be just a skin trauma."

Li Xiangdong said in a casual tone.

"Whoever said it was a skin trauma, I have to go to the hospital now."

Xu Damao suddenly realized that if he admitted that it was only a superficial injury, then Shazhu must be the same as before, and he would only pay three or four yuan to settle the matter.

Especially under the favor of the uncle and the deaf old lady, he wanted more, but it was basically useless.

At present, the best way should be to go to the hospital. With a diagnosis, you may be able to extort a little more money.

Of course, if you can't find any problems yourself, that's even better.

Who doesn't want a good body.

"Whatever you want, you can go to the hospital if you want. I can accept a compensation of three or four yuan. But if you want to blackmail people with this, I won't do it!"

Saying that, Silly Zhu went back to the house by himself.

He loves to fight since he was a child, he is very experienced and can control the severity of strikes very well.

So in his opinion, this is just a fucking skin trauma.

In this regard, he is very confident.

"Being so rampant after beating someone, let me tell you, if my husband is seriously injured, then I will call the police."

Lou Xiaoe said without showing any weakness.

Hearing this, Sha Zhu stopped and turned around.

"Call the police, what are you kidding? If you want to report, I will report first."

"If you spread rumors about me, beating him is considered light."

After speaking, Silly Zhu went back to the house directly.

Although what Shazhu said was correct, Xu Damao just refused to accept it.

Nima.

If you make a rumor about you, you will hit someone.

No, I went to the hospital this time.

Even if it is a minor injury, a serious false diagnosis must be made.

Don't let Shazhu pay one or two hundred, and never give up.

"We're going to the hospital for an examination now."

Xu Damao said angrily.

Immediately afterwards, he and Lou Xiaoe went to the hospital.

Seeing that there was no good show to watch, the other people in the courtyard also dispersed.

At this time, Li Xiangdong also pushed his bicycle to the backyard.

When passing by the old man's house, he smiled contemptuously, thinking that this time the old man would have to suffer a little more.

However, it is not certain whether this plan can be implemented well.

After all, it depends on Xu Damao's performance.

As the saying goes, you are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs.

He only hoped that Xu Damao wasn't a pig.

After returning to the house, Li Xiangdong took out the physical examination ticket issued by the system yesterday, rested for a while, and left the courtyard by bicycle.

Not for a while.

He came to the hospital.

"Xu Damao, what's the matter?"

In the corridor of the hospital, Li Xiangdong met Lou Xiaoe.

"Well, it's okay, the doctor said it was just a skin trauma."

Lou Xiaoe said happily.

"What about the others?"

Li Xiangdong continued to ask.

"Oh, I'm going to the bathroom, I should be here soon."

Lou Xiaoe was a little curious, why did Li Xiangdong care so much about Xu Damao all of a sudden.

At this time, from Lou Xiaoe's face, Li Xiangdong also saw her doubts.

"Oh, I just happened to have a friend who was hospitalized, so I came to see it."

In order to dispel Lou Xiaoe's doubts, Li Xiangdong made an excuse.

At this moment, Xu Damao came back dejectedly.

When he learned that he had only a little skin trauma, he felt very depressed.

Of course, he didn't want to be seriously injured, he just wanted to be a little more serious than this traumatic injury.

It's enough to blackmail silly Zhu a hundred yuan.

After all, since I was a child, I have been beaten by Sha Zhu a lot.

He should pay more.

So, just as he had thought before he came, if it really didn't work, he asked a doctor to make a fake appraisal.

"How is your place? Does it still hurt?"

Li Xiangdong didn't care about Lou Xiao'e's presence, and asked Xu Damao directly.

"Why did you come to the hospital?"

Xu Damao did not answer such a private question.

However, before Li Xiangdong could answer, Lou Xiaoe answered for him.

In Li Xiangdong's eyes, this Lou Xiao'e is the only good person in the whole courtyard.

But there is also a disadvantage, that is, people are not very smart.

But it’s also good, and save yourself from making up again.

Seeing that Xu Damao didn't answer his question for a long time.

Li Xiangdong took the initiative to speak.

"I don't mean anything malicious, I just have a physical examination ticket on my body, I'll give it to you when I think about it."

"Because I just learned from the nurse that this ticket can check the man's place."

"And I saw that you were in severe pain just now, so I gave you this medical examination ticket."

After Li Xiangdong finished speaking sincerely, Xu Damao was dumbfounded.

Why is this guy so generous all of a sudden?

Could it be that he was moved by his sincerity in giving wine?

At the same time, Li Xiangdong saw that he was hesitating, so he explained again.

"Do not want?"

"let it go."

"I have something to do in the afternoon, and this physical examination ticket will expire tomorrow, so I am willing to give it to you."

"Well, you don't want me to tear it up and throw it away."

With that said, Li Xiangdong was about to tear it apart.

"Slow! How can such a good thing be torn off?"

Xu Damao immediately took the medical examination ticket from him.

As for the "expired" statement.

This was not made up by Li Xiangdong casually.

It's because this physical examination ticket really expires tomorrow.

Regarding this point, Xu Damao also saw it after taking the medical examination ticket.

It was precisely because of this that he completely let go of his guard.

Seeing that Xu Damao had accepted it, Li Xiangdong was finally relieved.

Later, after greeting the couple, Li Xiangdong left the hospital.

Fortunately, after so many years, Li Xiangdong knew a lot about the beasts in the courtyard after getting along with them.

That's why he probably knew what lies to tell, and Xu Damao was willing to believe them.

Although Xu Damao is not very smart, he has a very cautious and suspicious heart.

Therefore, it is not easy to deceive him.

At the same time, although Xu Damao didn't say what happened to his private parts.

But actually, it still kind of hurts until now.

He thought maybe it was swollen.

But it doesn't matter so much, since there are free medical examination tickets, it's not for nothing.

If the test results are fine, it's fine.

If something happened, he would definitely not be able to let Sha Zhu go.