Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

After everyone in the hospital has left.

Seeing the mess at home, Liu Guangtian felt extremely wronged.

"Dad, let me tell you what's good about you, you can do it yourself, don't implicate us!"

The second uncle covered his head and cursed, "My head is broken, why don't you send me to bandage it."

"Old man, why are you angry with your son?"

The second aunt complained.

In her opinion, what her son said was right, but he didn't dare to say it directly.

"Let's go, you'll be infected if it's too late."

Liu Guangtian looked reluctant.

Along the way, the second uncle thought that even the leaders in the courtyard could not do it this time.

Even if you want to continue working on your own, someone has to listen to you from now on.

however.

Obviously no one will listen.

This Li Xiangdong is really amazing, how could he put the mousetrap in the parts in advance.

His uncle's!

If not for him.

How could I be so miserable?
If you get beaten, you will lose money!
How fucking angry!
Little punk.

Just wait and see.

Sooner or later, I will kill you!
"Dad, what are you thinking? You should go!"

Liu Guangtian urged.

"Why are you urging me, I'm dying of pain, you don't know how to ride a bicycle to see me off."

The second uncle walked unsteadily, cursing at the same time.

"Blame me? You are willing to let me ride!"

Liu Guangtian felt that he was about to become Dou E wronged.

"What time is this, what an idiot!"

The second uncle thought to himself, how could he give birth to such a brainless child?
If it weren't for the severe pain now, he really wanted to untie the belt and whip him.

backyard.

Xu Damao covered the hot sausage mouth with a cold towel.

"Da Mao, apply it for a while, and the swelling should be gone soon."

Lou Xiaoe on the side comforted her.

"This water is no longer good, you can change another basin of cold water for me."

Xu Damao said depressedly.

"Okay, wait a moment."

With that said, Lou Xiaoe went out with the basin.

Xu Damao touched his swollen mouth, feeling terrible.

Male Gobi!

What is this called?
He was fed dried chili for no reason.

You must stay away from the second uncle in the future.

He is such a broom star.

The next morning.

Under the pleasant voice, Li Xiangdong woke up.

[The host did not sign in today, do you want to sign in? 】

【sign in】

[Ding, sign in successfully, get a set of leather sofa, a solid wood dining table, a box of red wine, and an insanity card]

leather sofa?Solid wood dining table?

This system is to decorate my house.

That's great, just what you need for a wedding.

It would be great if the dining table was made of huanghuali or golden nanmu!

However, how is this possible.

There are leather sofas in this era, so just have fun secretly.

A case of red wine?
This can be, after all, there are so many steaks in the space.

Insanity card?
What the hell is this?
Take a closer look, it says.

People who are attached to their bodies will experience insanity, causing some of their behaviors to be out of control.

Uncontrolled, what is the difference between that and the previous hallucinogenic card?
In the next second, he understood.

That time when Xu Damao drank his urine and woke up, he forgot what happened before.

And this insanity card, although it can make people's behavior uncontrollable, it will still retain normal consciousness.

Well, stay for now.

Can't use it indiscriminately this time.

Leave it to the real bastards!

When he was in the hospital yesterday, Li Xiangdong and Wang Hongyi asked for leave.

Because, Jiang Tianai said that there is no class today.

So, yesterday he asked the other party to come to his house as a guest at noon.

Although there is no elder in the family, before they get married, Jiang Tianai should be invited to come and see their future home.

After breakfast, Li Xiangdong planned to get a haircut first.

When walking to the front yard.

Li Xiangdong heard Qin Huairu chatting with Qin Jingru not far away.

"Qin Jingru, I tell you to stay away from Xu Damao, he has a wife!"

"Understood, sister. I just chatted with him for a few words, nothing to do!"

Qin Jingru's expression was a little impatient.

"You wait a few more days, I will find a chance to break up Shazhu and Ran Qiuye in the next two days. Then I will introduce you to him."

Qin Huairu sighed.

"oh yes"

Qin Jingru was impatient, and her voice pulled the elder.

Hearing this, Li Xiangdong chuckled lightly.

This Qin Huairu is not usually very smart.

You won't tell your sister that Xu Damao is an extinct family.

Forget it, I don't care about it.

Anyway, as long as it's not Qin Huairu and Shazhu getting together.

There are many animals in this courtyard, so there are many things to do, but I don't have so much energy to take care of it.

Followed by.

Li Xiangdong left the courtyard and went to a nearby barbershop.

"Yo, Xiang Dong, come for a haircut."

Uncle Xu from the barber shop greeted him warmly.

"Well, I'm going to see my partner in a while."

When the word object was mentioned, Li Xiangdong couldn't help showing a smile on his face.

"Okay, I'm sure I'll cut you a handsome cut." Uncle Xu had a smile on his face, "I heard that you have a date, and Uncle Xu is also happy for you."

"Thank you, Mr. Xu." Li Xiangdong said with a smile, "When the time comes, I will treat you to a wedding wine. Don't give a gift, or I will rush you."

In Li Xiangdong's eyes, Uncle Xu is a rare good man in the world.

What kind of bullshit is the first, second, and third uncle?

Compared with Uncle Xu, it's not even scum!
Since the death of Li Xiangdong's parents, Uncle Xu has confiscated a penny for cutting his hair.

Not only that, seeing that Li Xiangdong was hungry, he would often give him some steamed buns and meals.

Therefore, Li Xiangdong will not forget this kindness.

It can be said that Uncle Xu and Master and Mistress are the three best people in the world to him.

Therefore, Uncle Xu must be invited to get married.

As for Mrs. Li, Li Xiangdong would like to invite her, but for various reasons, I'm afraid...
Forget it, I can't figure it out, so I just don't think about it.

"By the way, Xiangdong, I will go to your courtyard in the afternoon."

Uncle Xu said.

"What are you going to do?"

Li Xiangdong asked curiously.

"Go and cut the hair of the old man in your yard."

Uncle Xu replied.

"Take the initiative to cut it, does it mean that you don't charge money?"

Li Xiangdong thought.

"Pay money, but they don't pay."

Uncle Xu responded.

"Interesting, who will pay the people in our yard?"

The more Li Xiangdong thought about it, the more interesting he found it.

"It's just the good people in your yard, sir."

Uncle Xu was very happy, after all, such a big deal came all at once.

"Uncle Xu, he is not a good person!" Li Xiangdong said with a light smile, "I would have known that I would have cut it for me in the yard for free this afternoon."

"You can't enjoy this, people only pay for the elderly." Uncle Xu said cheerfully, "Don't be afraid, Uncle Xu will cut it for you for free."

"No, I'm making money now, it would be shameful to take advantage of you again,"

With that said, Li Xiangdong smiled, and gave Uncle Xu twice as much money.

Uncle Xu pushed and said, "Too many."

Li Xiangdong forced the money into his hands, "Not much at all."

He knew that it was not easy for Uncle Xu. In the past few years, his wife had spent almost all of the family's money because of her serious illness.

Therefore, every time Li Xiangdong cuts his hair, he will give more.

"That's good, the uncle understands."

Uncle Xu smiled happily.

"That's right, do you know the old man in our courtyard very well?"

Li Xiangdong asked curiously.

"Very familiar. Because he comes for a haircut once a week."

Uncle Xu replied.

"A week, so often?"

Li Xiangdong wondered.

"That's right, because his hair is naturally curly, and it's very curly."

Uncle Xu explained.

Self-made roll?
That's okay.

Why do you cut it so often?
It was at this time.

Li Xiangdong's mouth became O-shaped in surprise.

What the hell!

No way.

stick?

He happened to be a self-made paper too!