Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

The fat and thin people lived in a small room in the courtyard.

They warmly invited Li Xiangdong to the house.

"Director Li, my name is Fatty Li, just call me Fatty. As for him, he likes to drink the most, so just call him Old Jiutou."

"Okay, Big Fatty Li, Old Jiutou, let's have a drink first."

Li Xiangdong picked up the bowl and drank a bowl with the two of them.

He thought to himself that if he directly charmed the two of them with incense, he would inevitably be suspected the next day.

It's better to use your drinking capacity and bring them both down.

Li Xiangdong is still very confident about his two and a half catties of alcohol.

"Director Li, your wine is really good, and the beef is really delicious."

Fatty praised without hesitation.

"It's delicious, so drink more. Which one of you can drink the most, and how much can you drink?"

Li Xiangdong wanted to find out the opponent's strength first.

He looked at the big fat man in front of him, he was about 1.7 meters tall, but he weighed 170 catties at least. This kind of figure should be very drinkable.

In this day and age, many people don't have enough to eat, and being able to have this kind of weight is already considered fat.

"He is the best drinker, at least two and a half catties at a time."

However, Fatty Li pointed at the old Jiutou beside him.

"Him? Two and a half catties?"

Li Xiangdong looked at the other party's thin figure and flat stomach, and found it a bit unbelievable.

But on second thought, it's not that surprising.

It's not drinking beer, it has nothing to do with a big belly.

Besides, I am not fat either.

"That's right, at least this amount."

Fatty Li emphasized again.

Hearing the word "at least", Li Xiangdong thought miserable.

It seems that I have to amplify my move.

"Come, come, eat and drink, don't stop."

Li Xiangdong shouted and picked up the wine again.

He thought to himself that drinking white wine with a bowl, he knew that the strength of these two people must not be simple.

"Drink whatever you want tonight, I brought a lot of wine." Li Xiangdong said generously, "However, there is one thing, you are not allowed to join forces to drink me alone."

"Don't worry, we are not this kind of people." Fatty Li said boldly, "Come on, Director Li, let me toast you."

"Okay, done."

Li Xiangdong picked up the bowl, "Dong Dong" did it.

"Director Li, you have a good drinker." The old drinker who hadn't spoken all this time picked up the wine, "Director Li, I have to toast you too, thank you for coming to support Shangzhangyu Farm."

"Okay, drink."

Hearing these flattery, Li Xiangdong did his part again.

"Yes, Director Li, your pot of stewed vegetables today is simply the best I've ever eaten in my life." Just as the old Jiutou finished his drink, Fatty Li continued, "Come on, Director Li, do it, I want to eat well." Thank u."

"This matter is nothing to worry about, let's do it."

Li Xiangdong drank another bowl of "dongdong".

Followed by.

He finally found out that something was wrong.

This is good not for yourself.

But in the end, I still deal with myself alone!

Fortunately, we are not such people.

Really!
Where have all the good folk customs gone?

It was just the beginning, and I drank four bowls of wine, and lost a catty of it.

"Come on, Director Li"

Old Jiutou stood up again, wanting to continue to flatter Li Xiangdong.

At this moment, Li Xiangdong hurriedly interrupted, "Wait, you can't let me drink alone all the time, what's going on?"

"Ha, blame us for being too enthusiastic." The old wine man smiled awkwardly, "Okay, I am willing to punish myself for this bowl of wine."

After finishing speaking, the old Jiutou also breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, he motioned for Fatty Li to drink a bowl too.

"Is that right? People in rural areas pay attention to simplicity, and they can't cheat and play tricks." Li Xiangdong smiled and said, "Do you know what nickname I used to have?"

"what?"

The two asked in unison.

"Wine table discipline inspection committee, you know, no one is allowed to play tricks."

Li Xiangdong explained with a smile.

"No, we are all honest people."

The old wine head responded immediately.

Honest people, how dare they have good feelings!
However, sorry, I may not be able to be an honest person later.

Besides, when did you see the thief.

Catch yourself!

"That's right, Director Li, my third brother is drinking. How can I play tricks?"

At this moment, when Fatty Li spoke, his tongue could no longer be straightened.

"Fatty, what are you talking about?"

The old wine head blamed.

"It's okay, Fatty is right, they are all his own. Come on, I'll spin one for everyone first."

With that said, Li Xiangdong directly picked up a bottle of white wine and poured it into his mouth.

Seeing that Fatty Li was drunk, Li Xiangdong thought about getting him fucked up first.

at the moment.

Li Dapang and Lao Jiutou were dumbfounded.

I have only heard of Xuan beer, never heard of Xuan Baijiu.

The old wine sneered in his heart, I still don't believe it, you can really finish it in one sitting?

Also spun a bottle of white wine.

Don't you go to heaven?

Just when he was suspicious, Li Xiangdong was already binge drinking.

It can be said that drinking is like drinking water.

At the same time, Fatty Li and Old Jiutou couldn't help applauding.

"Director Li, you are such a tiger!"

"Couldn't you be the wine fairy descending to earth?"

soon, less than 1 minute
Li Xiangdong drank a bottle of white wine directly, and to be honest, he was a little bit overwhelmed immediately, "Come on, it's your turn!"

Followed by.

Fatty Li picked up a bottle of Erguotou unsteadily, and stammered, "Director Li, I can't do it!"

Seeing that Fatty Li was discouraged, Li Xiangdong immediately started ideological mobilization.

"You have to know, this wine fight is not about drinking."

"What is that?"

At this moment, Fatty Li's eyes could hardly be opened, and his whole body was shaking.

"The comparison is guts." Li Xiangdong put a hand on Li Dapang's shoulder, "Who drinks more than alcohol, it's so old-fashioned!"

Than the guts?
Fatty Li heard it.

It seems to be the case.

Anyway, I have a resounding nickname, Li Bold.

Therefore, I must not admit that I am cowardly!
So, next second.

Fatty Li stood up and shouted loudly: "What I drink is not wine, but guts."

As soon as the words fell, he picked up a bottle of white wine and gulped.

In this state, who can say that Fatty Li is not a man?
After Li Xiangdong saw it, he was stunned.

Why can't I drink it just now?

Suddenly, so drinkable!
It's over, I'm just talking nonsense.

However.People really use this sentence to practice internal skills.

After a few efforts, half the bottle was gone.

However, the next second.

With a bang, Fatty Li lay down on the table drunk.

Seeing this, Li Xiangdong wiped the sweat from his brow.

Almost thought he could drink it all in one sitting.

It seems that drinking is really more than drinking.

Than what guts?
I just said it casually.

This fat boy is an honest boy!

If there is someone who sells certificates around here, I can't wait to go out and buy one right away to commend him.

Finally, Fatty Li got down on the ground.

now.

Li Xiangdong thought to himself, his drinking method must have scared the old wine head into a daze.

Can't you drink it?

I drink faster than you.

How about it, can't you?

"How about old Jiutou?" Li Xiangdong smiled, "If you can't spin one at a time, that's okay, just drink six bowls of wine slowly."

As for why he was allowed to drink slowly, the reason was very simple. These six bowls of wine were equivalent to one and a half bottles, or one and a half catties.

Therefore, in terms of quantity, he drank half a catty more than himself, and he was afraid that he would not be able to handle him later.

At this moment, the old wine head smiled.

"No, how can I take advantage of the leader?"

"Isn't it just boring, this is a fart in front of the uncle!"

As he said that, the old winemaker also started to spin a bottle.

Seeing this, Li Xiangdong shook his head.

uncle.

You are very old.

Don't try so hard, okay?