The system takes me to pretend

At noon, Haibei City, University of Humanities and Science and Technology.

The University of Humanities and Technology, second only to the 211 key college of Haibei University, has complete teaching materials and rich resources of famous teachers, which is no less than Haibei University.

The most important point is that the ratio of female students in the University of Humanities and Science and Technology is extremely high. According to statistics, the ratio of male to female in the entire college is astonishingly 1:10.

What does this represent?
It means that nine out of ten students are women!

If the ratio of beautiful women in Haibei City is 50.00%, then the University of Humanities and Science and Technology accounts for a full 20.00%.

Rumor has it that the most mysterious platinum writer on the Internet, with hundreds of millions of followers on Weibo, and a severed finger called "my husband" by people in the world, graduated from this university of humanities and science and technology.

At this moment, at the gate of the University of Humanities and Science and Technology, Su Hao was wearing a jacket and sitting cross-legged on a tricycle.

Around him, there were nearly a hundred cucumbers and a hundred small sky-blue boxes, and there was a piece of cardboard standing in front of the car with a line of big characters written on it.

"If you want to enjoy life, you must shoot cucumbers, and when one melon falls, the water will flow forever!"

The neat handwriting contains the profoundness of Chinese culture.

If you want to ask why Su Hao came here to sell cucumbers, it has to be attributed to the third task item.

(Task item [-]: Go to the University of Humanities and Technology, which is full of beautiful women, drive a tricycle to sell [-] cucumbers, and give away a small condom, in the form of poisonous chicken soup, telling everyone to take care of the body and stay away from AIDS. Sick man.)
To be honest, when Su Hao saw this task item, he really wanted to dig out the core of this pretentious system to see if it was full of saliva.

Compared with the first two tasks, the third task is simply born by a stepmother.

After waiting under the sun for nearly 5 minutes, although the passing female college students looked sideways curiously, none of them took the initiative to ask.

This made Su Hao a little anxious. After half a day, he had only completed two-fifths of the second pretense task. If he didn't hurry up, he might not be able to complete the task on time.

At that time, leaving aside the interspatial ring, I will have to swim butterfly in the cesspool.

"Fight!" For the sake of the task, Su Hao decided to put down his dignity, and yelled on the spot: "All beauties, take a look, take a look, fresh cucumbers are a big gift, one yuan a piece, great value for money."

"Bought my melon to keep you away from him, it tastes good, and you can take it home!"

After these words fell, the entire gate of the University of Humanities and Science and Technology suddenly became a sensation.

"Selling cucumbers? Oh my God, isn't this kind of peddler not allowed in our school to sell things!"

"It also states that it is only for girls to buy, what does that mean?"

"This boy is quite handsome, my sister cares about him, let's go and have a look!"

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Discussions continued one after another, and many bold girls walked towards Su Hao's place in groups.

"Students, let's buy a cucumber, one yuan a piece, and you will get a special gift, it's worth it!" Seeing a girl coming over, Su Hao hurriedly said again.

Some girls glanced at each other, all of them showed great interest, obviously they were very curious about the so-called special gift in Su Hao's mouth.

"Little handsome guy, give me one!" Soon, a girl in a straw hat paid [-] yuan with WeChat.

"Come on!" Su Hao immediately picked up a cucumber from the car, and at the same time took a small sky blue box, and handed it to the other party.

"You are a good girl, reading books, watching movies, traveling alone, until that rainbow-colored person appears in your life, reading books you haven't read, watching movies you haven't seen, going to The destination you have passed, and then you will be surprised to find that he does this with you just to have sex with you..."

"Ai is just a problem. I'll just say it once. I'd rather solve it manually than stay away from sick scumbags."

"Puchi!" The girl in the straw hat couldn't help covering her mouth and smiling.

"Little handsome guy, it's quite humorous."

Su Hao touched his head in embarrassment, and cursed the system in his heart, it's fine to give cucumbers and small condoms, and he said that there is something wrong with poisonous chicken soup.

Seeing Su Hao's youthful face, the straw hat girl couldn't help being a little curious about the gift he prepared.

Opening it secretly, the girl in the straw hat paused first, then her pretty face blushed, she immediately closed the box, and gave Su Hao a reproachful look: "Oh, handsome boy, you are such a big villain, I... I don't care about you Got it!"

As he said that, he shyly ran into the school with a red face, not daring to look back.

That shy look, that shy running posture, fully explained the shy look in this woman's heart.

The other girls watched this scene with curiosity in their hearts.

What did Su Hao give that girl?

Why is that girl so shy?
All of this, what deep meaning and what dark secrets are hidden behind it?

The atmosphere paused for a few seconds, and after a while, the girls shouted one after another.

"Little handsome boy, what did you give?"

"Little handsome boy, give me a cucumber, I want that little sky blue box!"

"I know that box. My friend bought it before. It is quite expensive. It is said that it costs more than 200 yuan. This handsome guy must be a rich second generation. I think selling cucumbers is also a hobby. My sister likes this kind of life. Interesting people."

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Facing the yelling of all the girls, Su Hao didn't know which one to reply for a while, so he could only pass cucumbers and small sky blue boxes to the girls who paid, and at the same time, he added a few words of poisonous chicken soup.

"This is your cucumber. If you are not satisfied with your current living conditions and feel that your development has reached a bottleneck, then go for a higher education. In this way, after graduation, you will understand that previous failures and education It doesn't seem to matter."

"This is your little sky blue box. Opportunities are always reserved for people with breasts and good looks. People who are ugly are more ugly. Anyway, you have nothing else to do."

"This girl paid an extra dollar and gave you a cucumber. It doesn't matter if you don't have a dream, at least you can still dream, but when you wake up, don't you feel that you are farther away from your dream?"

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Every time Su Hao sells a cucumber, he will give him a small sky blue box and a sentence of poisonous chicken soup.

He was ready to apologize, after all, the poisonous chicken soup was a bit unpleasant, but those girls were not angry, but found it very interesting, and didn't care about other meanings at all.

In less than a minute, Su Hao sold fifty cucumbers. Many girls looked at each other and secretly opened the small sky blue box.

"what!"

After seeing what was inside, the smiling girls blushed one by one, touched their hot cheeks, glared at Su Hao, turned around and ran out of the crowd quickly.

Some bold girls' eyes lit up, they licked their tongues, and looked at Su Hao with seductive eyes, which made the innocent little virgin Su Hao tremble, a little scared.

During this period, not only girls but also boys passed by.

Seeing the restless faces of the girls around, many male compatriots became interested and rushed forward one after another, wanting Su Hao to sell them cucumbers.

Unfortunately, Su Hao shook his head, pointed and commented: "Only for girls!"

Seeing Su Hao's attitude, a group of male compatriots immediately became angry.

"Paralyzed, are you a cucumber seller discriminating against sex?"

"Brothers, ask the city management to smash his stall!"

"Selling cucumbers, only for girls, this nima Chiguoguo has clearly stated his beastly behavior. He obviously wants to let girls get wet at night, so as to stir up our boys' flames. It's too much!"

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A series of cursing sounds followed the wind, and Su Hao was a little embarrassed when he scolded.

Just as he was about to reply, a large group of girls glanced at the men with fierce eyes.

"Hmm, if you have the ability, ask the city management to try it!"

"That's right, people sell cucumbers and give away gift boxes worth two or three hundred, can you afford it?"

"Don't pay attention to them, these guys are greedy, and I don't usually see them doing any good moves, a bunch of dicks."

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In an instant, the atmosphere quietly quieted down.

The originally aggressive group of boys smiled awkwardly, and hid one by one, silently.

The University of Humanities and Science and Technology is famous in Haibei City for its many beauties. As students of the school, they naturally know the consequences of arguing with girls.

"This group of guys are so cowardly!" Seeing the silent expressions of those men, Su Hao only felt amused for a while.

Without looking at these people, he continued to hold cucumbers and sell them to the girls in front of him.

"The little beauty on the left in Miao Man, this is your cucumber. Everything is difficult at the beginning, harder in the middle, and extremely difficult at the end. If you don't experience the wind and rain, how can you face the storm?"

"The little cutie in the middle who drools at the first glance, this is your cucumber. Life will make you suffer for a while, and when you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a while. It's not just the present, but also tomorrow. And the struggle of the day after tomorrow, because life is a process of ups and downs."

"The charming long-legged Guliang on the right, this is your cucumber. As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't screw up. Hard work may not be successful, but it must be easy if you don't work hard. Sometimes you don't work hard. , You don’t even know what despair is, many people work hard every day just to prove to those who look down on them that they are right!”

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After 5 minutes, the whole cart of cucumbers was sold out.

The girls who got the small sky blue box opened it and looked, and all of them blushed in an instant.

"My God!"

"How could it be such a thing?"

"Little handsome boy, you are so bad!"

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A series of coquettish voices suddenly sounded, and the air was filled with an atmosphere of ambiguity and shyness.

Su Hao smiled indifferently, turned over, jumped directly to the top of the tricycle, faced the blushing girls, and said with a smile: "Today I am here to sell cucumbers, mainly to let the majority of girls take a step that is difficult for them to accept."

"Perhaps, the things inside the box will make you blush and embarrass, but what you need to know is that as a woman, you must take good care of your body, and the most precious thing should be left to a boy who is really good to you all your life."

"Blandness is not mediocrity, kindness is not cowardice, be worthy of the heart, be worthy of the present, and have a broad heart."

"Without giving up courageously, there will be no brilliant choice. Only by constantly trying, can there be continuous success!"

"Unfortunate people always want to create people who are more unfortunate than themselves to prove that they are not the most unfortunate person, but what they don't know is that as long as there is light in their hearts, there are Ultraman Tiga everywhere!"

As soon as the words fell, a gust of wind and sand suddenly blew over, and everyone in the audience covered their eyes and couldn't see ahead.

Vaguely, they seemed to see a man stepping in the sea of ​​clouds and disappearing slowly.

After a while, the wind and sand blew away, and everyone's sights returned to normal again, but there was no sign of Su Hao in front of them.

"Is he a god?" All the girls looked at each other in blank dismay.

Only some sharp-eyed people looked at the school, their eyes were full of shock.

In this hot summer campus, the cherry blossoms that had disappeared originally bloomed again, full of fragrance, beautiful and attractive...