The system takes me to pretend

August 2018, 8, Haibei City, Quanzhou.

Haibei City, one of the four major cities in Jinling Province, contains seven states, led by Quanzhou.

In July, Quanzhou is scorching hot, and beauties in miniskirts can be seen everywhere on the streets. With a frown and a smile, the mountains are towering and swaying from side to side, making the passers-by around you salivate.

Along with the economic development, public bathhouses have been built in many places in Quanzhou. In this scorching weather, if you can take a refreshing bath, it is really like finding an oasis in the desert.

At noon, in a public bathhouse, a group of girls with hot bodies and radiant skin were washing their sweaty bodies back and forth in the cold water.

A few girls shot at each other with spray nozzles, their faces flushed, and they had a great time playing.

In the air of the whole bathhouse, there is a faint fragrance of virgins.

"Huhuhu..."

Suddenly, there was a violent gust of wind in the entire bathhouse, and the panties placed on the shelves were blown by the wind and blown out of the bathhouse.

All the girls cried out in surprise, unable to open their eyes due to the sudden gust of wind, they could only cover their bodies in panic, leaning against the wall, trying to find a sense of security.

Immediately, the space was turbulent, and a vortex emerged, and then a figure was seen slowly walking out of the vortex.

"Moonlight Treasure Box time travel completed, time August 2018, 8, location Quanzhou Dongcheng District, Haibei City, the weather is fine!"

Hearing the mechanical sound beside his ears, Su Hao was both excited and apprehensive.

Going back to ten years ago, this time, he is determined to rewrite history.

Taking a deep breath, he glanced around, wanting to know where he was in Quanzhou.

But with just such a glance, his whole body was completely frozen in place as if struck by lightning.

All around, white girls were covering their bodies, their teeth were gnashing loudly, their faces were full of shame and anger.

The sprinkler nozzle continuously sprinkled cold water from the sky, soaking Su Hao's whole body.

what's the situation?
The place where the Moonlight Box arrives after teleportation is actually a women's bathhouse?

Did something go wrong?
I, who only drank pure water for water, pure milk for milk, and never entered the women's restroom three times, actually stepped into the holy place in the hearts of nerds?

At this moment, Su Hao's heart almost collapsed!

If it was the past, he might be so excited that he would have the most dazzling national style on the spot, but now, looking at the murderous eyes around him, he just felt a cold sweat on his back.

run?
Running is impossible, not in this life.

There is a soul weighing more than 300 kilograms blocking the entrance of the bathhouse. The huge hill on the other side may be able to smother him to death on the spot!

"System, are you there?" Su Hao hurriedly called out with his mind while blushing.

"Stupid host, state your wish!"

"..."

"Jianghu emergency, help me get out of this place."

"System prompt: You can use the literary pretense experience card, do you want to use it?"

"Use!" Su Hao ordered immediately.

As soon as the words fell, a wave of information rushed into his mind. At this moment, he only felt that there was a lot of literary knowledge in his head.

After pondering for a while, his eyes lit up, and immediately wiped two lines of saliva on the corners of his eyes, pretending to sob and looking at the group of girls in front of him, he roared affectionately: "Do you think I can't find you if you hide? It's useless! An outstanding woman like you, no matter where she is, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright, so outstanding!"

"Your pretty and bewitching eyes, your slightly pursed thin lips, your bright and moving skin, and that charming face all fascinate me deeply!"

"Every time, I can only look at you from a distance. When I touch a place five meters away from you, I can strongly feel an indescribably gentle aura emanating from you."

"Spring flowers and autumn moon are the scenes praised by poets, but I feel very ordinary about them. Only your smiles embedded with dimples are the most beautiful scenes in my eyes."

"How can the green willows compare to your beautiful hair?"

"How can the emerald green ripples compare to your eyes?"

"Ah~ Your beauty comes from the inside out, pure and clean, so lovable!"

"Ah~ Your beauty is from the bone to the skin, it is touching and cherished!"

"I bear the scorn of the world, just to straighten your reflections!"

"I reversed the entire sky, just for that day, I can't hide the beautiful eyes you are about to open!"

………………

At this moment, Su Hao's magnetic voice was like scattered beads, uninterrupted.

When the voice falls, it is extremely poetic and picturesque.

His solemn face seemed to be saying: Sorry, I am a person who is obsessed with art. Even if you are naked, the word "art" is only in my mind!
All the girls blushed at the same time, and their hearts throbbed, as if they had a telepathy.

Seeing that these girls were successfully distracted by him, Su Hao rushed to catch up, using the literature knowledge given to him by the literature pretense experience card, and continued to say affectionately and selflessly: "I forgot the vicissitudes of life, all living beings, and myself. , but I still can't forget you..."

"In the dark night, I see you who radiate light. I don't long for your arrival. I just want to be the darkness that can't be dyed in the night, just to set off your light..."

"I once thought, if we keep walking in the snow like this, will we reach the white head..."

"God, are you humiliating me, humiliating that I am not worthy of this group of girls, so you specially arranged for me to meet them? You are really... woo woo woo..."

………………

Seeing that Su Hao was so excited that he burst into tears, all the girls around showed guilt and felt guilty.

This is a man who is desperate for them. He has abandoned morality and worldly vision just to take a look at them.

But they treated this man as a voyeur and broke his heart.

Aside from the guilt, the girls seemed to have unified their minds, and they all stepped forward to comfort Su Hao.

Those luscious hands stretched out, sweeping across Su Hao's body, it was really a spring heart, as if in a fairyland.

"You don't know, in your gleaming shawls and soft hair, under your crescent eyebrows that fade into your temples, and in your clear eyes, there is always an aura that I can't extricate myself from. For me, it is a kind of spiritual beauty, a kind of artistic beauty, and even an incomparable beauty!"

"Whoever said that only light can be mighty, who said that only saints are noble, you who are in the dark can also make that moon into sun, and you can also make that light into night."

"If there is an afterlife, the devil will knock on it for 3000 years. Looking back, the mortals will not be immortals, just for you, and the palm edge will die. If there is a present life, the Buddha will be enlightened for 5000 years. Seeing through the emptiness, the heart will not change, just for you, shame flower face."

"Please close your eyes, your indescribable eyes make my heart flutter, your noble temperament makes me fall into the aesthetic feeling and I can't extricate myself, my heart beats faster, my spirit is excited, my blood is boiling, fast, Close your eyes and let me control the emotions that are about to come out!"

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After these words fell, the pretty faces of the girls around turned red again. They completely believed what Su Hao said, because Su Hao's tearful and affectionate eyes had already confirmed the authenticity of these words .

All the girls looked at each other, they all closed their eyes, and there were shy smiles on their faces.

Seeing that this group of girls was bluffed by his intentional trickery, Su Hao moved his body carefully, opened the bathroom door silently, and slipped away like a puff of green smoke.

Life is like a drama, all depends on acting skills, drama is like life, both fantasy and reality.

Readers in front of the screen, please don't insult me, if one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I was innocent!
After Su Hao left, these girls with their eyes closed still had a hint of sweetness on their faces. After all, being boasted by a man like this would make anyone happy.

But as the time passed by second by second, the girls gradually discovered something was wrong.

The man who boasted about them before did not move any more, as if he had disappeared.

After another three seconds, the girls couldn't bear it anymore and opened their eyes one after another.

However, when they scanned the bathhouse, there was no sign of Su Hao here.

The girls were stunned for a moment, and then they realized it later, and they were all out of breath, their faces livid.

"This damn voyeur, actually lied to us?!"

"It's a pity that I still listened so seriously, I even wanted to cry, but it turned out to be fake!"

"Damn guy, don't let me meet you again, or I will definitely skin you!"

"Ahhh, I've kept my virginity for so long, and this bastard actually showed me, I want to see it back!"

…………

In the women's bathhouse, bursts of resentment suddenly sounded, and the anger of men and gods continued.

Outside the women's bathhouse, Su Hao looked guilty and flustered, and left this place of right and wrong as if fleeing.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for pretending to be a shameless pussy. You will be rewarded with 100 pussy points (the reward for the first pussy is doubled). The host of Xiaocai can pretend to be such a coercion in the women's bathhouse. It can be said that he has his own hand in the coercion. Although this way of pretending to be coercive is extremely exaggerated and lacks authenticity, it cannot conceal that the host has brought his own shamelessness to the fullest I hope the host will continue to work hard and make this job of pretending to be bigger and stronger!"

Su Hao: "..."

System, you will have your tongue cut out for telling the truth!

"Ding dong, the character information column has been updated, may the host check?"

"Character information column?" Su Hao was taken aback for a moment, then nodded immediately: "Enquiry!"

After the words fell, a virtual frame immediately appeared in front of his eyes.

Host: Su Hao

Pretentious title: Xiaocai
Pretentious strength: no
Pretentious props: None
Force value: 100
System review: Xianyu is turning over
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Seeing the last message, Su Hao's face darkened, and he suddenly had the urge to rub the system on the ground.

I am salted fish?

I was slapped when I stepped on the horse!

I am obviously a salted fish with dreams!
"The system prompts that the pretense value has reached 100 points, may the host conduct a lottery?"

"Lucky draw?" Su Hao was taken aback, and ordered directly: "Yes!"

"100 pretense points have been consumed for the lottery draw, and the balance of the host's pretense value is 0." At the same time as the system sounded, a large turntable suddenly appeared in front of Su Hao, and the pointer was spinning rapidly.

After a while, the pointer stopped on a small card.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for getting a confinement pretense experience card!"