Siheyuan: the beginning is a sick child
Chapter 53
After Lin Mancang went back, he had a good sleep.
Before dawn the next day, Lin Mancang woke up, excited.
After all, today is an extremely important day for him.
He is about to change from a single dog to a man with a wife.
Moreover, the wife is so beautiful and temperamental.
After getting up, Lin Mancang checked the grievance value in the system.
Last night, the grievances from Qin Huairu, Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were ringing non-stop.
Lin Mancang didn't care about how much grievance value was received in the system at all.
He is almost numb to the value of resentment now.
Because, this thing came too easy.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I look at it, the system's resentment value has reached [-] points.
It can be seen how much resentment these people have towards themselves.
Especially Qin Huairu, the value of resentment towards himself has reached [-] by himself.
It can be seen that finding Ran Qiuye as his wife has dealt a blow to this woman.
It seems that going to Ran Qiuye's house to propose a marriage today can be quite full again.
After getting up, Lin Mancang ordered himself a pot of shredded pork noodles.
Take a bowl for yourself, and give the rhubarb the rest.
This guy eats more than he can eat.
Just as I was about to cook outside, I suddenly discovered that the rhubarb had disappeared.
Lin Mancang was shocked this time.
After all, last night, the two beasts, one old and one young, just wanted to poison rhubarb with meat buns.
Rhubarb escaped yesterday's meat buns.
Don't get hurt by other things.
Lin Mancang closed the door and was about to find Rhubarb.
As soon as he turned around, he saw Rhubarb running back and coming to Lin Mancang, wagging his tail around Lin Mancang.
"Fuck! Rhubarb, what did you do? I was so scared to death, I thought you were abducted." Lin Mancang said worriedly.
"Wow woof." Rhubarb wagged its tail vigorously, looking very excited.
Then, he turned around and ran to the front yard, looking back at Lin Mancang while running.
Lin Mancang felt that Rhubarb was leading him, and he immediately followed.
Soon, they arrived at the door of Xu Damao's house.
Rhubarb stopped, looked at Lin Mancang, and then at the door of Xu Damao's house, the one wagging its tail was called a happy one.
Lin Mancang took a closer look.
Ay Ya I gi!
A lump of dog shit that was still steaming stood firmly in the middle of the door of Xu Damao's house, still circling and pointy.
Rhubarb is here to take revenge on Xu Damao.
This dog is really smart.
Lin Mancang chuckled and gave Rhubarb a thumbs up.
Rhubarb bumped to Lin Mancang's side, wagging his tail vigorously.
Lin Mancang turned and left, taking rhubarb to eat.
Just after eating, I heard Xu Damao's crazy cries coming from the front yard.
"Who the hell is this? Who shitted in front of my house? Let me know, I'll have to plug your fucker's dick with a wooden stick."
When Xu Damao yelled, the other neighbors who had just woken up also went to look at it.
Seeing a pile of shit in front of Xu Damao's house, they all watched jokes there.
"Xu Damao, you couldn't sleepwalk at night, did you?"
"That's right, you were dragged into someone's backyard last night."
"Da Mao, it's not good for you to defecate anywhere."
"Hehe, you went to the backyard to shit yesterday. Lin Mancang didn't come to your door to shit, did he?"
"This doesn't look like a human's, it can't be pulled by rhubarb?"
Ok?
When this person said that, everyone around was taken aback.
But no, this seems like shit.
Xu Damao also noticed, he jumped three feet high, and ran back with a whoosh.
Behind, Lin Mancang and Da Huang had just finished eating when Xu Damao ran over.
"Lin Mancang, did you let Rhubarb run to our door to shit?" Xu Damao asked angrily.
Later, those neighbors also came.
Seeing Xu Damao and Lin Mancang fighting was something they wished for, how could they miss such a good show.
"The shit was made by rhubarb, but I didn't let it go, it went by itself." Lin Mancang's face was indifferent, aboveboard, and he didn't deny it at all.
The neighbors all applauded secretly in their hearts.
Cattle!
"Fart! Rhubarb is your dog. If you don't let him go, why is he shitting at my place? You must have ordered it." Xu Damao shouted.
"Xu Damao, keep your mouth clean for me, have you forgotten what I said last night?" Lin Mancang's face darkened.
"What did you say last night?" Xu Damao, who belongs to the mouse, put down his claws and forgot.
"I said that if you dare to come to the backyard for convenience in the future, I will let Dahuang bite off your third leg. You can't even come to my backyard to fart, Dahuang, bite him for me."
Whoosh!
The rhubarb was like an arrow from the string, and it came to Xu Damao's side at once, and he opened his mouth and bit Xu Damao's crotch.
Xu Damao screamed strangely in fright, and was about to jump away.
It's a pity that rhubarb bit his crotch tightly, and he couldn't escape at all.
Fortunately, he just bit his crotch, if he went any further, Xu Damao would become a eunuch.
"Let go of me, Lin Mancang, let this poor dog let me go."
Lin Mancang just sneered there.
"If you don't let me go, I'll kill this poor dog."
Lin Mancang still did not speak.
"Mancang, hurry up and let him loose his mouth. If he really bites me, you will be in trouble."
Lin Mancang didn't like him at all.
"Mancang, I was wrong, I changed, can you let me go?"
……
"Mancang, my brother, please, I don't dare anymore, so please forgive me."
……
"Mancang, I'll call you Lord, can't I call you Lord? You can't just watch my Xu family lose their sons and grandchildren, can you?"
……
Xu Damao went from arrogance to despair in less than a minute.
If it weren't for Da Huang still biting his crotch, he would have knelt down to Lin Mancang by now.
"Xu Damao, clean up the backyard for me, otherwise, Rhubarb will come to your door every day, hear that?" Lin Mancang still has business to do, and he doesn't want to waste time with Xu Damao.
"I heard it, I heard it, I'll clean it up now." Xu Damao quickly agreed.
He was almost crying.
"Rhubarb, let him go." Lin Mancang gave Dahuang an order.
Rhubarb was very smart, so he immediately let go and ran to Lin Mancang's side.
Xu Damao was really scared, not only that Rhubarb would bite off his third leg, but also that Rhubarb would run to his door every day to drag Xiang Xiang.
Seeing that Lou Xiaoe had brought the shovel and everything, he had no choice but to pack it together with Lou Xiaoe.
The neighbors around were all there to watch Xu Damao's excitement, and bursts of laughter came from time to time.
Deserve it.
A scum like Xu Damao has to be treated like this.
From last night to this morning, it was really exciting.
First, the two garbage, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, got mad dog disease and bit the scum Xu Damao to pieces. Now Xu Damao is here to clean up for others.
What a relief.
Lin Mancang watched Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe clean up the rear before letting them leave.
Ding dong!
The system received [-] grievance points from Xu Damao.
The current grievance value in the system is 15 points.
Lin Mancang was overjoyed. It seemed that Xu Damao's resentment was very strong.
I am not afraid that you are strong, but I am afraid that you are not strong.
Before dawn the next day, Lin Mancang woke up, excited.
After all, today is an extremely important day for him.
He is about to change from a single dog to a man with a wife.
Moreover, the wife is so beautiful and temperamental.
After getting up, Lin Mancang checked the grievance value in the system.
Last night, the grievances from Qin Huairu, Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were ringing non-stop.
Lin Mancang didn't care about how much grievance value was received in the system at all.
He is almost numb to the value of resentment now.
Because, this thing came too easy.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I look at it, the system's resentment value has reached [-] points.
It can be seen how much resentment these people have towards themselves.
Especially Qin Huairu, the value of resentment towards himself has reached [-] by himself.
It can be seen that finding Ran Qiuye as his wife has dealt a blow to this woman.
It seems that going to Ran Qiuye's house to propose a marriage today can be quite full again.
After getting up, Lin Mancang ordered himself a pot of shredded pork noodles.
Take a bowl for yourself, and give the rhubarb the rest.
This guy eats more than he can eat.
Just as I was about to cook outside, I suddenly discovered that the rhubarb had disappeared.
Lin Mancang was shocked this time.
After all, last night, the two beasts, one old and one young, just wanted to poison rhubarb with meat buns.
Rhubarb escaped yesterday's meat buns.
Don't get hurt by other things.
Lin Mancang closed the door and was about to find Rhubarb.
As soon as he turned around, he saw Rhubarb running back and coming to Lin Mancang, wagging his tail around Lin Mancang.
"Fuck! Rhubarb, what did you do? I was so scared to death, I thought you were abducted." Lin Mancang said worriedly.
"Wow woof." Rhubarb wagged its tail vigorously, looking very excited.
Then, he turned around and ran to the front yard, looking back at Lin Mancang while running.
Lin Mancang felt that Rhubarb was leading him, and he immediately followed.
Soon, they arrived at the door of Xu Damao's house.
Rhubarb stopped, looked at Lin Mancang, and then at the door of Xu Damao's house, the one wagging its tail was called a happy one.
Lin Mancang took a closer look.
Ay Ya I gi!
A lump of dog shit that was still steaming stood firmly in the middle of the door of Xu Damao's house, still circling and pointy.
Rhubarb is here to take revenge on Xu Damao.
This dog is really smart.
Lin Mancang chuckled and gave Rhubarb a thumbs up.
Rhubarb bumped to Lin Mancang's side, wagging his tail vigorously.
Lin Mancang turned and left, taking rhubarb to eat.
Just after eating, I heard Xu Damao's crazy cries coming from the front yard.
"Who the hell is this? Who shitted in front of my house? Let me know, I'll have to plug your fucker's dick with a wooden stick."
When Xu Damao yelled, the other neighbors who had just woken up also went to look at it.
Seeing a pile of shit in front of Xu Damao's house, they all watched jokes there.
"Xu Damao, you couldn't sleepwalk at night, did you?"
"That's right, you were dragged into someone's backyard last night."
"Da Mao, it's not good for you to defecate anywhere."
"Hehe, you went to the backyard to shit yesterday. Lin Mancang didn't come to your door to shit, did he?"
"This doesn't look like a human's, it can't be pulled by rhubarb?"
Ok?
When this person said that, everyone around was taken aback.
But no, this seems like shit.
Xu Damao also noticed, he jumped three feet high, and ran back with a whoosh.
Behind, Lin Mancang and Da Huang had just finished eating when Xu Damao ran over.
"Lin Mancang, did you let Rhubarb run to our door to shit?" Xu Damao asked angrily.
Later, those neighbors also came.
Seeing Xu Damao and Lin Mancang fighting was something they wished for, how could they miss such a good show.
"The shit was made by rhubarb, but I didn't let it go, it went by itself." Lin Mancang's face was indifferent, aboveboard, and he didn't deny it at all.
The neighbors all applauded secretly in their hearts.
Cattle!
"Fart! Rhubarb is your dog. If you don't let him go, why is he shitting at my place? You must have ordered it." Xu Damao shouted.
"Xu Damao, keep your mouth clean for me, have you forgotten what I said last night?" Lin Mancang's face darkened.
"What did you say last night?" Xu Damao, who belongs to the mouse, put down his claws and forgot.
"I said that if you dare to come to the backyard for convenience in the future, I will let Dahuang bite off your third leg. You can't even come to my backyard to fart, Dahuang, bite him for me."
Whoosh!
The rhubarb was like an arrow from the string, and it came to Xu Damao's side at once, and he opened his mouth and bit Xu Damao's crotch.
Xu Damao screamed strangely in fright, and was about to jump away.
It's a pity that rhubarb bit his crotch tightly, and he couldn't escape at all.
Fortunately, he just bit his crotch, if he went any further, Xu Damao would become a eunuch.
"Let go of me, Lin Mancang, let this poor dog let me go."
Lin Mancang just sneered there.
"If you don't let me go, I'll kill this poor dog."
Lin Mancang still did not speak.
"Mancang, hurry up and let him loose his mouth. If he really bites me, you will be in trouble."
Lin Mancang didn't like him at all.
"Mancang, I was wrong, I changed, can you let me go?"
……
"Mancang, my brother, please, I don't dare anymore, so please forgive me."
……
"Mancang, I'll call you Lord, can't I call you Lord? You can't just watch my Xu family lose their sons and grandchildren, can you?"
……
Xu Damao went from arrogance to despair in less than a minute.
If it weren't for Da Huang still biting his crotch, he would have knelt down to Lin Mancang by now.
"Xu Damao, clean up the backyard for me, otherwise, Rhubarb will come to your door every day, hear that?" Lin Mancang still has business to do, and he doesn't want to waste time with Xu Damao.
"I heard it, I heard it, I'll clean it up now." Xu Damao quickly agreed.
He was almost crying.
"Rhubarb, let him go." Lin Mancang gave Dahuang an order.
Rhubarb was very smart, so he immediately let go and ran to Lin Mancang's side.
Xu Damao was really scared, not only that Rhubarb would bite off his third leg, but also that Rhubarb would run to his door every day to drag Xiang Xiang.
Seeing that Lou Xiaoe had brought the shovel and everything, he had no choice but to pack it together with Lou Xiaoe.
The neighbors around were all there to watch Xu Damao's excitement, and bursts of laughter came from time to time.
Deserve it.
A scum like Xu Damao has to be treated like this.
From last night to this morning, it was really exciting.
First, the two garbage, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, got mad dog disease and bit the scum Xu Damao to pieces. Now Xu Damao is here to clean up for others.
What a relief.
Lin Mancang watched Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe clean up the rear before letting them leave.
Ding dong!
The system received [-] grievance points from Xu Damao.
The current grievance value in the system is 15 points.
Lin Mancang was overjoyed. It seemed that Xu Damao's resentment was very strong.
I am not afraid that you are strong, but I am afraid that you are not strong.
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