Siheyuan: Arrest sticks at the beginning, awaken the god-level system

Since this morning, Qin Huairu has been observing He Yuzhu's performance today. Obviously, since Lu Yunsheng entered the kitchen, He Yuzhu has become taciturn.

Qin Huairu was still worried about this for a long time, thinking that if He Yuzhu really insisted on leaving them alone, not only would the food be cut off in the future, but it would be difficult to get some autumn wind from the He family.

One must know that last night, in order to let He Yuzhu steal those white noodles in the cafeteria to bribe Lu Yunsheng, Qin Huairu said that there is a cousin in her hometown, Qin Jingru, who has not yet found her husband's house. Now it seems that He Yuzhu is still that stupid Zhu, who was honestly played and applauded by her Among them, there is no change.

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting thicker, Qin Huairu was about to mention to He Yuzhu about meeting Qin Jingru tomorrow, but there was a fierce scolding sound from outside the window: "Silly Zhu, I will kill your ancestors! You are shameless, you want a pile of cow dung Plant flowers!"

"Bang, why is he back! Isn't he in the road construction team? And why is his curse so ugly?"

He Yushui's seat was closer to the window, and she heard the scolding words with great sincerity. No matter how good-tempered she was, she couldn't restrain the anger in her heart at this moment. Teach that uneducated thing a lesson.

"Great stem? How is it possible!"

Qin Huairu was thinking about how to take advantage of Qin Jingru's blind date to gain some benefits from Shazhu. When she first heard He Yushui's words, she just nodded and did not reply. When she realized, He Yushui had already Opened the door.

"Bang, what are you talking about? You speak so badly, look at me..."

After seeing Banggen's face clearly, He Yushui froze in place, and his raised hand did not fall after all.

It's not that I feel sorry for the other party, let alone being touched by the other party's tragic posture, but that the pungent smell and the yellow sticky substance everywhere on the other party's body remind He Yushui of some unbelievable describe something.

"What's on your body, vomit..."

Under the reflection of the light, He Yushui didn't even bother to scold him because of the scabbed yellow water at the corner of Banggen's mouth. gargle.

"Cut, why are you pretending? If it weren't for your good friend, how could the young master be reduced to this situation."

Stick murmured for a moment, after all, he didn't dare to scold He Yushui, he had no choice, although he was very courageous now, but when he thought of Lu Yunsheng's angry face, his calves trembled in fright, for fear that the other party would come to him again Then all of a sudden.

"Bad stem? Aren't you in the road construction team? Why are you back? Where's your grandma? Is she coming back later?"

Qin Huai Ru Sizi was eager, pulled on the slippers and hurriedly hugged her precious son. By the time the nose felt wrong, it was already too late, and those sticky objects still rubbed a lot.

"It's okay. Our road construction team are all children. No one cares about running one or two. My grandma's side may take a long time, and what's more! Why do you drink and eat with Sha Zhu in the middle of the night? Are you trying to feel sorry for my dad? This pig is my father, I tell you it's impossible, when my grandma comes back, let's see how I can complain to grandma!"

Sticking a fire in his heart, Mr. Ganqing almost froze to death in the ice and snow. You guys are living a good life, drinking the wine, eating the side dishes, and the pig in the green padded jacket, his face flushed from drinking, wanting It's not that I came back by myself, maybe I'm going to do something bad.

"What are you talking about? This kid! Didn't your Uncle Zhu and I discuss how to get you back from the road construction team all night? How can you say that, and you have this, so stinky!"

Qin Huairu was startled, for fear that the stick would offend He Yuzhu, she put down her precious son, and wanted to go back to persuade He Yuzhu, but He Yuzhu, who was so drunk, didn't take the stick to heart at all.

While pouring wine into his mouth with a wine cup, he touched the stick's face with a smile. Under the shocked gaze of the other party, he put the sticky finger in his mouth and sucked it.

"Little bastard, I knew you wouldn't let me marry your mother so easily. That's okay. Your stupid uncle is patient. By the way, what is this? Why does it smell like stinky tofu? Did you come to me again?" I ate stinky tofu secretly in the room, let me tell you, that thing is reserved for everyone to use during the Chinese New Year, so don’t steal it!”

Alcohol had already made He Yuzhu's tongue slur when he spoke, and his dull sense of smell made him unable to realize what it was. Instead, he touched the top of the stick with a kind face and put on a fatherly look.

This expression gritted his teeth angrily, and simply put his unwiped hand into the other's mouth: "You are a stupid pig, don't you want to eat it? There are a lot of them here, young master. Try it out." What does it taste like?"

"Hey, why is this stinky tofu salty again? And it's bitter. Did you add salt on purpose!"

He Yuzhu didn't realize how dangerous his situation was at all, and even took a sip with relish, giving a conclusive evaluation based on his years of experience as a top chef.

His appearance made Qin Huairu almost vomit. He Yuzhu was drunk, but she was not drunk. Push it to the door of your own room.

"Zhuzi, it's getting late, you have an early shift tomorrow, so don't waste your time, go back and rest!"

With a click, Qin Huairu closed the door tightly.

Seeing He Yuzhu swaying back to his room, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then squatted down and tried to persuade the stick: "You son of a bitch, look at what you did, isn't silly Zhu doing it for your own good? How can you do it to him?" Put that thing in your mouth, is it disgusting?"

She originally thought that the stick would continue to stick its neck and talk, but in the end this guy was like an eggplant beaten by Shuang: "Mother, what do you think will happen if you secretly take things from others?"

Qin Huairu couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and stopped asking with nonsensical words, then seemed to think of something, and frowned: "Okay, why are you asking this all of a sudden? Stealing is illegal. You just started building roads. Didn’t the team learn their lesson when they came back?”

After the unkempt stick was finished asking, he must have stared at Qin Huairu. After seeing her reaction, he was a child after all, and when he remembered the annoyed shout of the guard, he was startled, and quickly replied: "It's okay, I'm messing around." Talking, talking nonsense..."

"Nonsense, you don't have anything to hide from me, do you?"

Seeing Bang Geng's lingering fear, Qin Huairu became suspicious instead, and while wiping the other party's dirty head with a rag, he asked kindly in a low voice: "Don't worry about it, mother, tell me what happened, we really want to The countermeasure is not to be smashed face to face by Lu Yunsheng like last time, and then it will be embarrassing and embarrassing!"

It happened for a reason, Qin Huairu always felt that his unlucky son would never talk about it for no reason.

"Mom, let me tell you, it's okay to escape from the road construction team, but before I left, I secretly picked up a pair of glasses and a steel harmonica..."