Mistakenly took the female president as an online dating partner, and was numb

"Rat, you really have fallen!"

After listening to Shen Hao's words, Lu Da immediately beat his chest and stomped his feet, looking at Shen Hao with a sense of hatred for iron.

"How can a girlfriend have fun games?"

"Mice, this is the most reasonable saying you said back then, why are you trampling on your own life motto so quickly now?"

Shen Hao's face changed slightly.

Back then, when he was still young, he did say that.

It's just that at that time, he was young and frivolous after all, and couldn't understand the charm of women at all, so he said such ignorant shocking words.

But since he fell in love with Lin Qingxiao, he has long since thrown away these words that he once said.

Who says girlfriends can't play games?
Stand up, I won't beat you to death!
At this moment, he suddenly felt a pain in his arm, and at some point, Lin Qingxiao's two fingers had been pinched on the flesh on his arm.

broken!

Lin Qingxiao must have heard what Xiaopang said just now.

Shen Hao's face changed slightly.

Staring at Luda, rolling his eyes, a ghostly idea suddenly appeared in his heart.

"Little Fatty, don't blame brother, brother is also for self-protection, dead fellow daoists don't die poor daoists."

Think so.

Shen Hao's face showed a dignified look, looked at Lu Da, and yelled loudly.

"It's just nonsense!"

"Little Fatty, you obviously said this sentence, and now you want to impose it on your buddies?"

"no way!"

Hearing Shen Hao's words, Lu Da was stunned.

After a moment.

He came back to his senses, stared at Shen Hao in disbelief, and yelled.

"Fuck! Gouzi, you are too bad!"

"This sentence clearly..."

Seeing Lu Da's unwillingness to give up, Shen Hao smiled wryly in his heart, rushed over and covered Lu Da's mouth.

At the same time, he leaned close to Luda's ear and whispered.

"Little Fatty, if you still treat me as a brother, stop, otherwise, from now on, brother will never take you to blackmail again!"

Although Lu Da is a game fan, his skills are not very good. Every time he is in solo queue, he is abused like a dog by others.

He knew Luda precisely because he pressed Luda to the ground and tortured him for a whole round in the game.

After the game was over, Luda added him as a friend with a shameless face, and stalked him trying to get him to take the black.

Under his god-level operation, Luda's rank soared all the way!
Lu Da has tasted the sweetness, so naturally he will not let him go, as long as he is at the beginning of each season, he will try his best to beg him to take him to the black.

As a game fanatic, Luda's obsession with games is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

Therefore, when Shen Hao said these words, he froze instantly.

"Brother, don't, it's okay if I was wrong."

Lu Da looked at Shen Hao with resentment, and said bitterly.

"Well, yes, children can be taught."

Shen Hao patted Lu Da's shoulder with satisfaction, then turned to look at Lin Qingxiao.

"Qingxiao, you heard it too, I didn't say this, it was really Xiaopang who said it, if you don't believe me, you can ask him."

"Pang, tell my girlfriend quickly, did you say this?"

girlfriend?
Lu Da glanced at Lin Qingxiao, his eyes straightened!

Only then did he notice Lin Qingxiao's existence.

"Fuck!"

Seeing Lin Qingxiao's peerless face and devil-like figure, Lu Da screamed strangely, looked at Shen Hao, and said with an incredulous expression.

"Mice, is this beauty your girlfriend?"

"Aren't you kidding me?"

Shen Hao hugged Lin Qingxiao, and showed a smug smile at Lu Da.

"With my brother's strength, is it worth joking with you?"

Lu Da saw that Lin Qingxiao not only did not resist, but also put on an appearance of being a little bird, he was stunned for a while.

"I rely on!"

After a while, he came back to his senses and couldn't help but yelled.

"Rat, what a fool!"

"Please accept my knees, I'm chubby!"

Shen Hao pouted.

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

"Little Fatty, my brother told you that games are important, and girlfriends are also very important. Listen to my advice, find a girlfriend quickly."

"It's not a good feeling to be single."

puff!

Hearing Shen Hao's sarcasm against Lu Da, Lin Qingxiao couldn't help laughing.

When she smiled like this, Lu Da was stunned for a moment, and a piggy look appeared on her face.

Seeing this, Shen Hao punched Lu Da in the chest.

He couldn't help but cursed with a laugh.

"Little Fatty, Qingxiao is my brother's girlfriend, you don't want to think about her, you know?"

Fatty came back to his senses, looked at Shen Hao, and rubbed his hands.

"Mouse, oh no, Brother Hao, you smoke."

As he spoke, he took out a pack of Zhonghua and stuffed it directly into Shen Hao's hand.

"piss off!"

Seeing this, Shen Hao couldn't help laughing and cursing: "Don't do this, fart as soon as you have something, brother never smokes, it's not like you don't know."

Lu Da smiled awkwardly and put away the cigarette.

He leaned in front of Shen Hao, with a wretched smile on his face.

"Brother Hao, how did you find such a beautiful girlfriend as your sister-in-law? Can you give me a tip?"

"As long as the buddies get out of the order smoothly, you can choose the skins directly sold in the mall."

Shen Hao shook his head, with an inscrutable look on his face, and sighed as he looked at Lu Da.

"Little fat, brother's method is not something ordinary people can learn, you can't grasp it."

Can't hold it?

Lu Da straightened his chest, with a look of disapproval on his face.

"Brother Hao, you don't want to look at people under the door!"

"Let me tell you, my brother is also a good-looking talent. Although he can't be said to look like Pan An, he can definitely be regarded as Yushu Linfeng."

"Compared to you, what's the difference, buddy?"

Shen Hao couldn't help laughing, a contemptuous smile appeared in his eyes, and he cursed.

"Look at your fat body, which girl can fall in love with you?"

The reason why he said that was because he knew what Luda was like, and the relationship between them was very good, and the other party would not turn against him because of this.

After all, he was only joking in good faith, without any malice.

"cut!"

Lu Da rolled his eyes, touched the fat on his body proudly, and said in a muffled voice.

"Brother Hao, I feel safe, do you understand?"

"Maybe some girls will like my style, hehe."

Speaking of it.

With a roll of his eyes, he moved closer to Lin Qingxiao, with an expectant expression on his face.

"Ahem... Well, sister-in-law, do you have any girlfriends who are single, you can introduce them to me."

"Don't worry, there is absolutely nothing to say about my chubby character."

"If you don't believe me, ask Brother Hao!"