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"Moved."

"It actually moved."

Yaoyao's expression changed.

She was horrified to find that Su Chen, who had become a corpse, actually moved his eyelids?
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How can this be?

Su Chen is already dead and can't die any more. There are many spider silks piercing through his body. Except for the face, the front of his body is covered with dense spider silks?

Although all the spider silk had been pulled out by Chen Xue, the wounds were still very dense.

Densely packed.

Bloody.

A miserable situation.

woohoo~
Impossible, absolutely impossible, brother Su Chen must be dead, and Yaoyao must be dazzled.

Because I missed brother Su Chen so much, I had hallucinations!

hallucinations!

Must hallucinate!

Yaoyao rubbed her eyes with her small hands.

In order to make sure that she was not mistaken, she took another look at Su Chen.

As expected, Su Chen's eyelids did not move.

"Just now I thought brother Su Chen's eyelids moved, thinking that he was still alive. Now it seems that it is really my hallucination."

Yaoyao had a mournful face.

She suddenly thought of the memories of being with Su Chen in the past.

Wow, cry very loudly.
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"That's right!"

"Yaoyao, you read that right!"

"My eyelids are really moving!"

"Why doubt yourself?"

"Ahhh!"

Su Chen screamed loudly in his heart.

He used all his strength to blink his eyelids just now, just to convey a message.

The news is... labor and capital are not dead!not dead!not dead!not dead!

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But, everyone didn't see it!

Yaoyao, the only one who saw it, also said that she was dazzled and had hallucinations.

This broke Su Chen's heart...

Some play big hair!

suddenly.

Su Chen's heart skipped a beat!
Because he found...someone was about to take off his leather case!Strip his clothes!
What the hell!

You took off my holster just now, and now you want to take off my clothes?

Beast, oh beast.

Boys are outside, so be careful!
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"Hurry up and take off all of Su Chen's clothes. So that he can be buried in the pit and he will be safe in the ground."

"Su Chen, wish you a good journey. We will miss you."

Sister Baoer prayed.

She carried the shovel on her shoulder, yawned, and spoke lightly.

Very perfunctory.

The attitude is indifferent.

Kakashi: "......"

Chen Xue: "..."

Yaoyao: "......"

Sister Baoer, what do you call prayer?
Do you want to be so perfunctory?
Do you want to be so indifferent?
Still yawning?

It is better not to pray than to pray.

Sure enough... There is nothing wrong with Miss Baoer being heartless.

When Su Chen died, he dug a hole very seriously.

After digging a hole, he prayed to Su Chen perfunctorily.

Love Su Chen is not as important as digging a hole?
This is this...

Sister Baoer, how much do you like digging holes...

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"Wait, I seem to see his eyelids move."

Chen Xue's eyes were surprised.

When she was about to take off Su Chen's clothes, she suddenly noticed that Su Chen's eyelids moved.

As if alive?

Su Chen was overjoyed, as if hope had come.

There is.

Finally a person who is not blind saw me blinking.

Finally, he didn't have to be stripped naked and buried in a pit.

But soon.

Sister Bao'er's words directly extinguished the glimmer of hope in Su Chen's heart.

"You must be mistaken."

"When a person dies, a part of the body is still alive, and sometimes it moves. This is a physiological phenomenon of "returning to the light."

"Believe me, this is the experience I have summed up after burying so many people! There is absolutely nothing wrong!"

"Su Chen is dead, everyone accept the reality."

Sister Baoer shook her little cleverness.

She was one of the witty ones, and now she explained professionally.

Su Chen: "..."

There are ten thousand grass mud horses in his heart, galloping past.

There are ten thousand words in his heart, and he doesn't know whether to say them or not.

┻╰(‵ ′)╯

Flashback?Sister Baoer, you know what a fart!

Serious nonsense!

Kakashi: "........."

Yaoyao: "........."

Chen Xue: "........."

Buried people many times, summed up the experience?
How many times did Sister Baoer dig pits and bury people?

No wonder the pit can be dug so well!
They all turned their heads and looked at the hole dug by Sister Baoer.

The pit is rectangular, three meters long and two meters wide.

There is not a single gravel in the pit, clean and shiny, neatly cut.

This pit is like a work of art!

Really... well dug!
Well, when they saw this pit, they immediately believed what Sister Baoer said...that is, Su Chen was dead, and it was only a flashback just now.

"Sister Bao'er, I choose to believe in you."

"Brother Su Chen is dead. This fact cannot be changed. After all, people cannot be resurrected after death."

Yaoyao sighed.

She burst into tears and choked up.

Brother Su Chen, you can go with peace of mind.Yaoyao will miss you in the future.


"Ah."

Sister Baoer nodded.

She looked down at Yaoyao, with maternal love in her eyes, and the brilliance of motherhood exuded from her body.

Children can be taught.

Yaoyao is really the same as me, a group of smart and witty people!
When she is free in the future, she must be taught to dig pits, and the traditional craftsmanship of her ancestors must not be lost.
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Yaoyao: ()
She felt Sister Bao'er's loving old mother's eyes, and she was a little confused.

I have always regarded you as a sister, and you regard me as a daughter?
This is this...

"Then I'll take off his holster."

Chen Xue sighed.

She was extremely sad in her heart, but she was a little excited when she saw Su Chen's figure.

Although Su Chen was wearing a leather case, it was still difficult to hide his perfect figure.

Slender and strong!

Eight pack abs!

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Abba Abba.

I really want to lick...

Wait, Chen Xue, what are you thinking? Su Chen is your savior, how can you have such dirty thoughts?

Guilty, sinful.

Su Chen, I'm sorry for you, to have such an idea.

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"Then I'm taking it off."

"It's really starting to come off."

Chen Xue raised her hand.

She wiped away the glistening saliva from the corner of her mouth, feeling apprehensive, and spoke again.

I'm so nervous...it's the first time I take off a boy's clothes.

Why is there a feeling of both excitement and nervousness?

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No, no, no, Su Chen is a corpse, I can't have this kind of thought.

"If you dare not take it off, Yaoyao can help you."

"Yaoyao, my hands are more dexterous and flexible, so I can take them off faster."

Yaoyao looked sincere.

When she looked at Su Chen, Abba Abba spoke.

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Brother Su Chen's figure is really good, so I really want to help him take off the leather jacket.

Kakashi covered his face.

He said he didn't see it, what was going on in the minds of these two girls?
Is it necessary to scramble to take off the clothes of Su Chen's corpse?

He coughed lightly and stepped forward:
"Don't move, let me take it off."