Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

Chapter 34 This is... Datong Culture! (big chapter)

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Studio.

"Hahaha, Su Chen is such a good group of swordsmen! Awesome! The corpse of the woman in white deserves to be killed. She has killed so many human beings."

"I saw my blood boiling just now, isn't this more burning?"

"I'm a fan. Su Chen's three views are too upright. It is true that many girls are too aggressive, enjoying so many "gender dividends" in society, and complaining about the social inequality between men and women."

"Although Su Chen usually doesn't seem very reliable, but when it comes to the critical moment, she is a reliable group!"

"Nine-nine 81 knives, cut into 82 pieces of minced meat, this knife skill is really amazing. I suspect that Su Chen was a chef before participating in the secret exploration, hahaha."

"Good job, just now the female corpse in white wanted to kill my wife Yaoyao, so she's getting retribution now, right? Su Chen is awesome!"

……

The audience said one by one that they watched it well.

They all watched with enthusiasm, and kept sending barrage.

within the channel.

Ninety-nine and 82 pieces of minced meat from the female corpse in white fell to the ground.

There was green blood all over the floor, and sliced ​​internal organs leaked all over the floor...

Bloody.

Disgusting.

But, it's not over yet, this piece of minced meat is actually wriggling!
That's right, it's just wriggling, wriggling like a bug, extremely weird.

Su Chen narrowed his eyes, and carefully observed the pieces of meat with his eyesight far beyond that of ordinary people.

These minced meat are not minced meat, but extremely tiny worms, extremely small, like needles, less than 0.1 mm.

If Su Chen hadn't unlocked the Deadpool panel and had 20 times the eyesight of a normal person, he wouldn't have discovered this secret at all.

The secret is that the white-clothed female corpse just now is composed of a large group of densely packed red bugs!
It's all these bugs, the flesh made up of extremely tiny bugs.

"I see."

"Among these worms, there must be a worm mother."

"As long as you kill the worm mother who controls the worms, the worms that control the blood corpses will disperse on their own!"

Su Chen rubbed his chin and smiled.

He took out his pair of knives again, ready to grind all the ninety-nine 81 pieces of minced meat into powder.

According to Su Chen's current knife technique, no matter how small the bug is, he can cut it in half!
I, Su Chen, the king of details!
"call out!"

"call out!"

"call out!"

"call out!"

……

The 81 pieces of minced meat knew that Su Chen had drawn out his two knives and foresaw the danger.They squirmed and fled in all directions at an extremely fast speed, traveling more than ten meters in the blink of an eye.

"Want to escape?"

"It also needs to be subject to my consent."

Su Chen tilted her head and smiled calmly.

After getting the Deadpool panel for so long, he hasn't tried his best to use Deadpool's speed and strength.

Now, there is such an opportunity!

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

……

Although minced meat moved very fast, Su Chen was even faster!

When he ran and moved, he had afterimages.

In the eyes of outsiders, it looks like lightning!

In just a few seconds, he caught up with the 81 pieces of minced meat and made up the knife.

When the two knives danced quickly, they directly ground the 81 pieces of minced meat into powder.

In the end, the female corpse in white died! (Death in the true sense!)
Take the knife! (handsome and handsome)

I, Su Chen, a human flesh grinder!

Studio.

"Shocked me for a whole year! Su Chen didn't use his full strength just now? This speed is too fast!"

"This is so fast... I can't even see clearly, I just heard a "shua" sound, it appeared here, and a "shua" sound appeared there. I was dumbfounded."

"This explosive power really deserves to be a real man. A girl like me is greedy, abaaaba..."

"Ahem, I also want to try Su Chen's explosive power. It doesn't matter if I'm on the bed or not, as long as I want to test Su Chen's explosive power and speed. (狗头)

"Dirty, dirty, you girls are dirtier than us boys."

"Haha, I don't think you girls can hold on for 5 seconds. (dog head dog head)"

…………

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

Following the death of the female corpse in white, one after another blood corpse in the passage lost control and fell to the ground.

"Yaoyao scares me to death."

"The blood corpse almost bit Yaoyao me just now!"

Yaoyao patted her flat chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

She ran up to Su Chen, happily and cutely said:
"Wow~"

"Brother Su Chen, you are too powerful. Just now Yaoyao saw you killing the corpse of a woman in white. You are so handsome!"

(¤ω¤)
Yaoyao admires Su Chen from the bottom of her heart.

Brother Su Chen not only looks so handsome, has such a good figure, but also is so strong!

Yaoyao, when will I have one-tenth of his strength!

There is no harm if there is no comparison, and Yaoyao suddenly becomes a little self-contained when the comparison is made.

Barley
crying~
Another day of being a bastard.

I really am trash Yaoyao~
However, it is also my luck to have such a strong teammate.

whee.
-
(¬¬)σ
"Good job!"

Sister Baoer blinked her eyes.

She held the shovel in her right hand, and gave Su Chen a thumbs up with her left hand.

If Su Chen hadn't dealt with the white-clothed female corpse in time, or under the continuous siege of the blood corpses, the situation would have been really bad.

"hey-hey."

"Xiao Xixi~ Were you shocked by me just now?"

"Am I particularly awesome?"

"Am I particularly powerful?"

"Please don't be infatuated with me, brother is just a legend."

"But if you want to worship me, I can't help it."

"Also, you said I was going to kill the white-clothed female corpse, and I immediately killed the white-clothed female corpse. Isn't this a sign of loving you? Isn't this a proof of loving you?"

"Are you touched by me?"

Su Chen surrounded Kakashi, chattering endlessly.One sentence to the east, one sentence to the other, talking endlessly, coquettish. Talking constantly~
"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

……

Kakashi:

So annoying!

Very annoying!
Why is this talkative so much?

If there are so many words, it is better to go to fight monsters!
He really wanted to knock Su Chen unconscious, but for the sake of "Golden Plum", Kakashi took a deep breath, endured it, and continued to read the second volume of "Golden Plum".

"Ding dong! Deadpool's acting speed increased by 1%!"

"Congratulations to the host for gaining 50 basic attributes!"

"Congratulations to the host for unlocking the skill: Cooking Mastery!"

"Culinary proficiency: The host is proficient in all food cooking and can make delicious food."

"Rewards are being distributed... 10%... 30%... 100%!"

"Rewards issued successfully!"

Su Chen stopped chattering, her eyes widened a little.

He can feel, feel the knowledge and experience of cooking food in his mind.

Ok?
This time, after the acting speed is increased, apart from the 50 points of basic attributes, the rewards are not combat skills, but life skills?
Top cooking?

Proficient in all food cooking?
It seems not bad!
Su Chen smiled and nodded.

In the secret realm, it is not a solution to eat biscuits and water all the time, sooner or later you will vomit.If you encounter ingredients that can be cooked, you can also make delicious meals.

Generally speaking, the skill rewarded this time can be summed up in two words: real!

Su Chen felt secretly refreshed.

He smiled and opened his property panel.

A panel that only Su Chen could see appeared in front of him.

"Host: Su Chen."

"Current Template: Deadpool."

"Attributes: 200+50. (The attributes of normal people are 10, strength, speed, and agility.)
"Item: Exclusive leather case. Titanium alloy dual knives. Desert Eagle dual guns."

"Skills: Pistol proficiency. Double knife proficiency. Primary self-healing ability. Unlimited bullets. Seven-dimensional space. Cooking proficiency. (New)"

"Current fit: 22%+1%. (When the fit reaches 100%, the second character panel can be unlocked.)
This time around, there are three new changes to the panel.

The first change, the attribute has been increased by 1 points again.

After three times of increasing the acting speed, Su Chen's basic attributes have increased step by step from 100 points at the beginning, to 150 points, then to 200 points, and now to 250 points.

With the improvement of physical fitness and basic attributes, Su Chen can feel that not only his strength and speed have been improved in all directions, but also his self-healing ability has also been slightly improved.

The second change is that the impersonation speed has increased by 2%, reaching a 1% impersonation speed.

The third change is the acquisition of the skill "culinary proficiency".

Su Chen and others finished dealing with the female corpse in white.

They packed up their supplies and were about to move on.

Yaoyao seemed to have discovered something, her face was excited, and she exclaimed in surprise:
"Wow, sister Bao'er, look quickly. There are nuclear energy crystals in the bodies of those blood corpses, a lot of nuclear energy crystals!"

"There are dozens of them, and we are getting rich. Haha!"

She excitedly waved her small pink fist, feeling extremely happy.

Just now Su Chen and the others were about to leave this passage, but Yaoyao turned her head to look at this passage more.

Just looking at it like this, Yaoyao found the heart of the blood corpse, which was actually shining brightly, exuding a yellow light.

She took a closer look and found that it was actually a crystal!
This yellow crystal is as big as a fist, and is round and irregular in shape!It emits a faint yellow light, illuminating the surroundings!
It is the nuclear energy crystal!

Each one is worth 500 million nuclear energy crystals!

During the previous expedition, Su Chen and others obtained a total of two nuclear energy crystals.

One is obtained from the tunnel in the sand sculpture.

The other one saved Li Lanhua's life. In order to repay them, Li Lanhua gave them a nuclear energy crystal.

But now, there are dozens of them!
How could Yaoyao not be excited?How can you be unhappy?
ヾ()~
Today's luck is too good!

"Ok?"

"It's really a lot of nuclear energy crystals!"

Sister Baoer's eyes lit up.

There are so many nuclear energy crystals, at least hundreds of millions, right?

"We're lucky."

Kakashi also raised his head rarely.

He didn't watch "Golden Plum" anymore, but carefully watched the bloody corpse lying on the ground.

With the death of the female corpse in white, the red worm died.All these lay down on the ground, and the body gradually lost its vitality and gradually began to corrode.

The flesh of their bodies is like liquid, gradually melting, exposing the skeleton.

At the heart of the skeleton, there are fist-sized yellow crystals.

Not every blood corpse has this yellow crystal, but there are definitely a lot of them.

At a glance, there are at least 20 or more!
If it is exchanged by the outside world, it will be worth at least hundreds of millions!
Hundreds of millions, nuclear energy crystals worth hundreds of millions are right in front of them!

For ordinary people, for white-collar workers, if they want to earn 1 million yuan, based on a salary of 100 yuan a month, even if they don’t eat or drink, they won’t be able to save it for [-] years!
But this [-] million is now lying in front of Su Chen and the others.

Studio.

"Wow, wow, a lot of nuclear power crystals, a lot of money. Su Chen and the others have made a fortune. I'm envious."

"I did a careful calculation just now. There are 23 nuclear energy crystals here. Based on the market price of 500 million crystals, it is worth 1 million!!"

"Abaaaba, is this what it feels like to get rich overnight? It makes me want to take part in the secret adventure."

"Forget it. Didn't you see the horror of the blood corpse just now? Didn't you see the horror of the white-clothed female corpse? Instead, you came to participate in the secret realm. Maybe you haven't even got the treasure, and you have already been eaten and hanged by the white-clothed female corpse!"

"Hahaha, the correct answer! One point of strength is one point of gain, this is really nothing to say."

"But it's still so sour~ teary eyes~ Su Chen and the others have already collected hundreds of millions of wealth in less than a week of exploring the secret realm. I'm envious!"

"Fortunately, my wife Yaoyao turned around and took a second look at the passage, otherwise I would really miss these nuclear energy crystals worth hundreds of millions!"

"Haha. My wife Yaoyao is going to become a rich woman, hurry up and hug her thigh."

……

The audience looked excited one by one.

They looked at the crystals of nuclear energy on the ground and were excited.

These are all money, nuclear energy crystals that are more valuable than gold!
If you can get one, you will really make a fortune.

But they do.Excitement is excitement, excitement is excitement, these are the spoils that Su Chen and the others should get after killing the white-clothed female corpse.

"Fortunately, Brother Su Chen, you have the "seven-dimensional space" and can store things. Otherwise, these nuclear energy crystals are as big as a fist, and there are about 20 of them. Our backpacks can't fit them, and even if they can fit them, they won't be able to hold other things."

Yaoyao looked up at Su Chen, and smiled sweetly~
(ˊˋ*)
"Yaoyao, I'm going to collect nuclear power crystals!"

"Wait here for Yaoyao."

"Hee hee~"

Yaoyao ran to the blood corpse and began to collect nuclear energy crystals.

She has no resistance at all to these shiny and valuable crystals, and she is very active at this moment.

but!
Just at this time!
"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

Gunshots sounded.

Bullets appeared one after another and fell on the ground, directly interrupting Yaoyao's progress!

Yaoyao: "!!!"

What's happening here?
Why did someone shoot me with a gun?

She could clearly tell that the gunshot was obviously not the sound of Su Chen's brother's pistol.

Whose gun is it?



It's so dangerous, it's a good thing I ran a little slower just now, otherwise I almost got shot by this bullet just now!
hateful!

What kind of bastards are these, who want to harm Yaoyao and me!
ヽ('⌒メ)ノ

She turned her head and saw a group of people not far behind the passage.

This group of people had yellow hair, and they were either holding submachine guns or rifles in their hands.

Physically fit.

Well equipped.

After counting carefully, there were a total of 12 people!

These 12 people have a badge on their chests, indicating that they are all Americans.

The leader was holding an MP5 submachine gun, and the muzzle was smoking.

Obviously, it was this American man with scars on his eyes who shot just now.

"court death!"

A ruthless look appeared on Sister Bao'er's brows.

This group of people almost hit Yaoyao!
If it wasn't for Yaoyao's slow running, she might have been shot!
Damn!
Be sure to give each of them a slide shovel later!
Kakashi frowned.

Apparently, he didn't expect such an accident to happen while he was collecting the loot.

Su Chen tilted his head.He really wanted to see what this group of Americans wanted to do.

"What the hell are you doing!"

"Why did you shoot Yaoyao at me!"

"Do you know that bullets have no eyes, if they hit Yaoyao and me, they will be injured!"

Yaoyao put her hands on her hips, the corners of her mouth puffed up.

She looked so angry, so cute.

These people are really disgusting!

Yaoyao is mad at me!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

"Hahaha."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"The gun accidentally went off just now."

Jack laughed, his expression full of perfunctory, his face full of indifference.

What he cares about is the nuclear energy crystal on the ground.

Just now, he gathered three American expedition teams to form a 12-member brigade, and continued to explore in secret places, looking for treasures.

As a result, they did not expect that when they entered this passage, they found many corpses lying on the ground, and there were dozens of nuclear energy crystals on the corpses!

You know, this is a nuclear energy crystal!

A nuclear power crystal worth 500 million!
There are dozens of them lying on the ground, worth hundreds of millions!

Seeing these nuclear energy crystals, they were moved!They are jealous!

As for Su Chen and the others in the passage, they naturally ignored them.

these four people.

two women.

One has a cute face, is harmless to humans and animals, and poses no threat at all.

Another disheveled, carrying a shovel, is also completely without any fighting power.

two men.

One is wearing a green vest and a mask, reading a book.

The other was wearing a red leather case and chattering like a chatterbox.

In this team, except for the two men who are a little threatening, the other two are not threatening at all.

There are 12 people in their expedition team.

Each of them is a special soldier, experienced in hundreds of battles, and well-equipped. Could it be that they can't handle these four wonderful people?

"You guys are lying to three-year-olds!"

"Yaoyao will not be fooled by you!"

"No matter how many guns go off, it's impossible for so many guns to go off!"

Yaoyao opened her mouth angrily.

She put her small hands on her slender waist, and her small face was full of disbelief.

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you anymore."

"You Huaxia have a good saying, and those who see it have a share."

"We Americans want these nuclear energy crystals on the ground."

"Now, we Americans are quite generous. This one belongs to you, and the rest are ours."

"OK, you can go now."

Jack sneered and spoke crooked and non-standard Chinese.

He picked up a nuclear energy crystal from a blood corpse, and threw it at Su Chen and the others, as if giving alms.

"Ah!"

"You are too much!"

"These are the trophies we got after fighting the blood corpse and the white-clothed female corpse just now!"

"How can you take it for yourself?"

"You you you... you bastards!"

"Yaoyao is mad at me."

Yaoyao was very angry, her little face was flushed red.

She really wanted to swear at this group of domineering Americans.

But looking through the vocabulary in my mind, I can only find the derogatory term "bad guy".

oooooooo!
This group of Americans is really too much!
As soon as they come to the passage, they will forcibly snatch their spoils just now.

Not only that, but also threw a crystal to humiliate them, as if this crystal was a charity for them.

Be so angry!

ヽ('⌒メ)ノ

"Where did this brain damage come from?"

Kakashi's eyes twitched, his eyes turned cold.

The program group has no clear regulations, stipulating that explorers are not allowed to kill each other or plunder each other in the passage.

In other words, all behaviors in the channel are allowed.

Whether it's killing people to seize treasures, or killing each other.

That is to say, in this passage, in addition to dealing with the strange creatures in the passage, you must also beware of other explorers.

"It's quite arrogant."

Su Chen frowned, her eyes were not friendly.

The trophies are what they deserved.

But this American expedition team appeared, but directly wanted to take all the spoils for themselves?
And throwing out that nuclear energy crystal is obviously an insult to them.

It is obvious that there are many people relying on the few people, and the strong bully the weak.

There was a trace of anger in Sister Baoer's heart.

She picked up the shovel and shook it twice, ready to slide the shovel at this group of people at any time!

Studio.

"What the hell, this group of Americans is too shameless, right? They just want to take the spoils for themselves?"

"Ahhh, seeing this makes me mad. These Americans are too inappropriate."

"It's disgusting to me. How could there be such a disgusting team? It seems that the spoils belong to them. Not only do they look superior, but they also look proud."

"Silly dog, this group of Americans, where did they get their sense of superiority?"

"Hehe~ This group of American people are looking for death. I'm afraid they don't know the strength of Su Chen and others."

"Is this the American people? Such a plunder!"

"It's obvious that they feel that their team is strong. There are only four of them to bully Su Chen. They are really dogs."

……

Jack folded his hands on his chest, sneered sneer, and said aloofly:
"Since you don't want this nuclear energy crystal, then you don't need it. Now I'll give you 10 seconds to get out of this passage! Otherwise..."

With disdain in his eyes, he raised a hand and ordered the players behind him.

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

……

The 11 team members behind Jack raised their guns one after another with cruel expressions on their faces.

ak47.

m4a1.

MP5.

m24.

……

Load it up!

One after another, the dark muzzles of the guns were aimed at Su Chen and the others.

It seems that as long as Jack gives an order, these guns will shoot Su Chen and others into a hornet's nest.

Yaoyao: =()
She is panicked and angry now!
oooooooo!
These people are so unreasonable!

Without a word, threaten us with a gun!

So angry!



So many guns, if you don't agree, will you be shot to death?

woohoo~
Yaoyao is afraid!
"Oh?"

"Why did you let us leave?"

"Is it based on the number of you and the guns in your hands?"

Kakashi spoke coldly.

He leaned against the wall, closed "Golden Plum", stuffed it into his pocket, and threw away the kunai in his hand.

Kunai drew a beautiful parabola in the air, throwing and catching.

"Good question."

"Why?"

"Just because we have more people than you! Just because we are better equipped than you!"

"You are weak, we are strong!"

"It's that simple."

"You bunch of inferior yellow people don't even know such a simple truth?"

Jack shrugged his shoulders, his face superior and superior.

He is a skin colorist, and he believes that people with white skin are human beings bestowed by God, and they are the most perfect and noble people in the world.

As for black skin and yellow skin, they are inferior humans.

In Jack's eyes, Su Chen and his group are inferior people.

"I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"Talk to you low-class yellow people. I feel disgusted if I say a word."

"Now I'm counting down."

"If you don't get out after 10 seconds."

"Then let's all die, anyway, you yellow people are not worthy to live in this world with us white people."

Jack sneered.

The team members behind him also had high faces and whispered to each other.Laugh out loud.

They communicated in American language, but it could be heard from the tone that this group of people were laughing at Su Chen and the others.

The words are frivolous.

The tone is disdainful.

Studio.

"Too much deception! It's too much deception! I'm an English teacher. What they said just now is that we Chinese people are stupid pigs. Stupid pigs are the most insulting words in their language. How dare these Americans! How dare they insult us yellow people and Chinese people like this."

"These Americans are dead. What age are they? Are they still engaging in racial discrimination? Are they still engaging in colorism? Is this the so-called demeanor of a great country?"

"Angry, motherfucker. I'm so angry with this group of dogs. Mothers. Raised. Where did these Americans have a sense of superiority? How dare they look down on us yellow people so much?"

"Su Chenchong, kill this group of people! It makes me angry."

"As soon as we reach the secret realm, there are no rules to restrict us. The true colors of these people are revealed!"

"Pit, yellow skin means inferior people? Are these people mentally retarded? Or are they dead horses?"

……

When the audience heard the speeches of the Americans, they all became angry immediately.

The program "Secret Adventure" is a program jointly created by the United Nations around the world!

People who watched this program were not only Chinese, but also from other countries.

It turned out that people from other countries saw the spoils of Americans going to Su Chen and others.All of them are holding the eyes of watching the play.

However, as Jack's skin-colorist words blurted out, he immediately offended people of yellow race and black people all over the world.

In other countries, the vast majority of yellow and black people are filled with righteous indignation and crazily sending barrage.

These bullet screens are similar, with ancestors as the center and mother as the radius, greeting Jack and his party.

This is... Datong culture! !

"The countdown begins!
"10!"

"9!"

……

Jack's face was impatient and condescending.

He sneered, and started the countdown on his own, as if Su Chen was a lamb waiting to be slaughtered in their eyes.

After my countdown is over, if these lowly yellow people don't leave, kill them all!
Jack's eyes were cruel.

Su Chen tilted her head, her eyes were strange.

Who on earth gave this idiot the courage to count down to him?

Liang Jingru?
"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Su Chen was too lazy to say a word.

He took out his pistol and fired three times.

The speed of the gun is extremely fast!

Jack and the others had no time to react!

Flames spewed from the muzzle, and three bullets poured out~
The first bullet directly exploded Jack's egg. Egg!
The second bullet directly knocked out Jack's left ear!

The third bullet directly smashed Jack's right hand!

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

All the bullets hit Jack!

Blood spurted from Jack's wound, and under the rendering of blood, he looked like a blood man.

At first, Jack didn't react.

But a few seconds later, the whole body violently attacked, making him howl and howl.

Especially the pain from the crotch made his life worse than death.

"what!!!!"

"It hurts! It hurts to death!"

"How dare they shoot first?"

"quick!!!"

"Kill them quickly!!"

"Kill all this group of inferior yellow people!!"

Jack knelt down on the ground, his face pale, howling and screaming.

He never thought that Su Chen and the others would actually do something.

And it's so fast!Make them unable to react at all!
Studio.

"Hahaha, it's so satisfying. It's really satisfying. I give Su Chen full marks for this wave!"

"Sweet, cool, well done!"

"Congratulatory message from China. Emmm~"

"I love Su Chen so much! Jack just lost his balls, haha. I laughed so hard."

"I just like Su Chen being so simple, direct and rude. I'm a fan."

"Just now I was so angry that I was going to die, but now I feel comfortable all over."

"Huh~ At this moment, I just want to say, Su Chen is awesome!"

……

The expressions of the other Americans changed one by one.

what!
The boss of his own family was actually beaten up, shot through his ear, and shot through his hand?

How can this be paid off?
How dare these lowly yellow people!How dare they attack their superior Caucasians first!

"fu.ck, kill!"

"Kill them all!"

"fu.ck!"

The other Americans all looked angry.

They had already loaded their guns and fired fiercely at Su Chen and the others!
"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

All of a sudden, there was a hail of bullets in the passage.

But soon.

They discovered a very frightening fact!
After shooting, none of the bullets hit Su Chen and the others!

How can this be?

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