Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

"Wow~"

"Brother Su Chen, you are too powerful. The ogre was finally beaten to death by you!"

"According to the promise of hanging on the hook just now. I will sing a song for you!"

(¤ω¤)
Yaoyao admires Su Chen from the bottom of her heart.

Brother Su Chen not only looks so handsome, has such a good figure, but also is so strong!

It's great to have such strong teammates!

I still haven't been able to help this day, so I can only cheer on the side and call!

Barley
crying~
Another day of being a bastard.

I really am trash Yaoyao~
However, it is my luck to have such a strong teammate as Brother Su Chen.

whee.
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Wait a minute, I want to sing for brother Su Chen, I promised brother Su Chen just now.

"Su Chen, what are your two knives? And what was that green gemstone just now?"

Miss Bao'er tilted her head.

Holding a shovel in her right hand, she asked doubtfully.

"My double knives are special. These two knives can inhibit the self-healing effect."

"As for this gemstone, it is called the gemstone of life. It has life energy in it. It can heal wounds quickly, but the energy of this mysterious gemstone has been consumed seven to eighty-eight times, and the life energy in it is about 1/10."

"If this gem is sold, it can be sold for at least [-] million yuan. Of course, if we encounter danger in the passage and get injured later, we can also use the energy of this life gem to heal us."

Su Chen chuckled, swung the double knives twice, and when he stuck the two knives behind his back, he patiently explained.

He just learned the information and value of this gem of life from the system.

Although this life gem is worth [-] million yuan, in the secret realm, the greatest value of this life gem lies in its ability to heal injuries.

"Wow!"

"This gem of life can actually sell for [-] million!"

"Sister Bao'er, we've made a fortune. If we can sell 4 million yuan, each of the four of us can get 5,000 million yuan. If we add the nuclear energy crystal we got before, each of us can get more than [-] million yuan!"

"Hee hee. I'm so happy, I never thought Yaoyao would become a billionaire so soon!"

Yaoyao folded her hands on her slender waist, and spoke cutely with a little air.She looked so cute, like a child who got a new toy and showed it off.

"Brother Su Chen, please put away this gem of life. Otherwise, it will be seen by other expeditions, and another incident of snatching may occur."

Yaoyao smiled sweetly, and Kazilan blinked her big eyes.

She thought of the last time when she was beating the female corpse in white, a team of adventurers suddenly rushed out to snatch their spoils, she almost didn't anger Yaoyao at that time.

"Yaoyao, pick it up for me. Help me stuff it into the space!"

Su Chen chuckled and looked down at Yaoyao.

"Okay, Brother Su Chen."

Yaoyao picked up the life gem that was as big as a football on the ground, and stuffed it directly into Su Chen's ass, into the seven-dimensional space!

"Ah~"

"So big~"

Su Chen was alert all over, and moaned~
"Deadpool role value +5"

"Deadpool role value +5"

"Deadpool role value +5"

"Deadpool role value +5"

...

Um?Deadpool playing actually +5?There are so many?

Good guy, sure enough, this method increases Deadpool's performance value the most.

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"hey-hey."

"Little Xixi~ why don't you talk~"

"Are you shocked by me so much that I can't speak?"

"Am I particularly awesome?"

"Am I particularly powerful?"

"Please don't be infatuated with me, brother is just a legend."

"But if you want to worship me, I can't help it."

"However, your Thunder Tiger attack just now is really awesome. I just saw that you didn't use your full strength. Are you hiding your clumsiness?"

"Little Xixi, little Xixi. Don't I know you well? You can't escape the discernment. You are so powerful but you keep such a low profile. Is this to protect me secretly?"

"If you don't speak, it means you acquiesce."

"You really don't speak. Then you admit that you hide your strength to protect me on purpose. In fact, I..." (3000 words omitted above)
Su Chen surrounded Kakashi, chattering endlessly.One sentence, one sentence, one sentence, talking endlessly, coquettish. Talking constantly~
From just now until now, it has never stopped...

Kakashi: (°д°)
With Su Chen's chatter, his ears could hardly stand it. , If it wasn't for the sake of "Golden Plum", Kakashi might just go berserk.

So annoying!

Why do people with so many words exist?
Before he came to explore the secret land, he had never encountered such an annoying person as Su Chen.

At this moment, Kakashi wanted to stun Su Chen's chatterbox, but for the sake of "Golden Plum", he still took a deep breath, forcibly endured it, and continued to watch "Golden Plum".

As a ninja, what can't you bear?

"Deadpool role value +3"

"Deadpool role value +3"

"Deadpool role value +3"

"Deadpool role value +3"

...

"Ding dong! Deadpool's acting speed increased by 1%!"

"Congratulations to the host for unlocking the skill: singing proficiency!!"

"Singing proficiency: the host can sing a voice like nature!"

"Reward distribution... 10%... 30%... 100%!"

"Rewards issued successfully!"

Su Chen stopped chattering, and the corners of her eyes twitched.

He can feel, feel the knowledge and experience of a lot of music in his mind.

Ok?
This time, after the acting speed increased, the 50 basic attributes were not rewarded?
You must know that every time you increase your acting speed before, you will be rewarded with 50 basic attributes!
But this time, there was no reward?

And this time the reward is not combat skills, but talent?

Su Chen rubbed her temples.If you are proficient in singing, you should be proficient in singing, it is better than no reward.First look at how much your acting speed has reached, first look at the panel.

Thinking of this, he directly opened the properties panel.

"Host: Su Chen."

"Current Template: Deadpool."

"Attributes: 300+50. (The attributes of normal people are 10, strength, speed, and agility.)"

"Item: Exclusive leather case. Desert Eagle dual guns. Carbon steel dual knives."

"Skills: Pistol proficiency. Double knife proficiency. Unlimited bullets. Seven-dimensional space. Cooking proficiency. Intermediate healing ability (new). Song proficiency. (New)"

"Current fit: 24%+1%. (The fit reaches 100%, and the second character panel can be unlocked.)
The basic attribute has increased by 50 points and the ability of intermediate healing is also the reward for improving the acting speed when fighting the giant monster just now.

"After such a big battle. Let's find a place to rest."

Kakashi opened his mouth while looking at the little yellow book.

"alright."

Yaoyao nodded happily.

Today, she harvested a life gem worth [-] million, and she was very happy, dancing while walking.

ヾ()~
After Su Chen and the others decided to rest, they still chose to rest where they were.

Because the environment of this channel is very good.

A prairie.

Stream water.

Rabbits everywhere.

"" Chirp chirp chirp chirp! "(It's not good, it's not good. Humans are resting here again! Run away!)

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!" (Run everyone, they are going to eat us again!)
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp!" (Everyone run away!)
The rabbits on the prairie saw that Su Chen was resting here again and returned to their original place.

One by one began to scurry wildly.

Some, got into the soil hole.

Some, ran into the grass.

Some, because they ran too fast, directly hit a big tree or a rock, pawn!
Deja vu scene.

The taste of deja vu.

These rabbits still don't have a long memory, and they sent Su Chen and the others a gift from nature~
The four of Su Chen gathered around the campfire.

Su Chen was roasting rabbits.

While roasting the rabbit, he added spices, salt and soy sauce to the rabbit.

The rich smell of barbecue, the smell of meat permeates all around~
Kakashi read the little yellow book with relish, while eating the roasted rabbit.

Sister Baoer touched Yaoyao's antlers.She kept touching and touching and touching.The more you touch, the more addicted you become, showing intoxicated eyes.

Hehe ~
My daughter's antlers are so nice to touch~
Bashi~
(ω｀)
Yaoyao looked at Su Chen while eating the roasted rabbit.She ate very deliciously, and was already eating the second roasted rabbit.

hee hee~
Brother Su Chen's roasted rabbit is also delicious!
I have to eat a few more today.If you go to another passage tomorrow, if there are no bunnies in other passages.But I can't eat the roasted rabbit roasted by Su Chen's brother.

Eat three!

No, rabbits are so delicious, bah, rabbits are so cute, how can you eat three?
Four!
Well, eat four!

Thinking of this, Yaoyao continued to eat roasted rabbits.After eating four strips, she finally burped with satisfaction~
After eating the roasted rabbit.

Satisfied, Su Chen and the others gathered around the campfire to rest.

"Hee hee. Brother Su Chen. Before I came to meet the adventurer, I learned a poem by Li Bai. Listen to me and recite it."

Yaoyao looked at Su Chen and smiled sweetly.

"What poem?"

Su Chen asked curiously.

"Quiet night thinking."

"I'll recite it to you."

"The moonlight is bright in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, and lower your head to think about your hometown."

While talking, Yaoyao shook her head and began to recite.After reciting, her small face was raised arrogantly.

The small face was written all over: "Praise me quickly! Compliment me quickly! Compliment me quickly!"

"Yaoyao, you are too good. You can even recite poems!"

Little stars appeared in Sister Baoer's eyes.It seemed that his daughter was finally promising.

He can even recite poems!

As expected of my daughter, she is as talented as me!

"Excellent, little poet."

Su Chen stroked his chin, and praised with a smile.

"Hee hee! Thank you for the compliment. Yaoyao, I studied at home since I was a child. It was only recently that I came into contact with ancient poetry. Although I can memorize it, I don't know the meaning of this poem."

"Brother Su Chen, can you explain to me the meaning of this ancient poem?"

Yaoyao looked at Su Chen curiously, blinking Kazilan's big eyes, her small face full of curiosity.

Through the recent understanding of Su Chen.She knew that Su Chen was not only powerful, but also knowledgeable, and also had some weird skills, such as roasting rabbits.

So at this moment, if there is a question that I don't know, Yaoyao is the first to ask Su Chen.

"Of course you can."

Su Chen chuckled.

Yaoyao nodded and began to listen carefully to Su Chen's explanation.

however.

next moment.

The words that made Kakashi Boa stunned appeared.

The words that made the audience stunned appeared.

"This poem is very simple. In fact, this poem is a love poem!"

Su Chen spoke seriously!
"Deadpool role value +3"

"Deadpool role value +3"

"Deadpool role value +3"

"Deadpool role value +3"

...

Sister Baoer: "???"

Kakashi: "???"

The audience in the live broadcast room: "???"

what?
This poem is actually called a love poem?
Isn't it a poem about homesickness?
How did it become a love poem again?

What is this all about?
Are you sure you are explaining seriously?

"Wow! So it's a love poem. I understand Yaoyao. Then what does this poem mean?"

Yaoyao blinked her eyes curiously.

whee!

Brother Su Chen is amazing.Even the theme of this song is known!
Kakashi: "!!!"

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Seeing that Yaoyao believed in Su Chen so much.The two of them looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while.

Su Chen dares to say it, Yaoyao really dares to believe it!
This is really no one!
Su Chen chuckled, continued to explain Yaoyao's doubts, and said seriously:

"As for the meaning of this ancient poem. It is even simpler."

"The approximate meaning of this poem is... Li Bai sat on the bed, resting with a cigarette in his mouth. In front of the bed stood a woman named Mingyue. Her skin was as white as hoarfrost on the ground."

"After finishing the work, the poet Li Bai took a puff of cigarette, looked up at the bright moon, and felt that his conscience was ashamed. So he lowered his head and couldn't help but think of his wife in his hometown."

"Hey~ It's really an epic love story."

Explain the meaning of the poem.Su Chen couldn't help sighing, he felt that his interpretation of the ancient poem was very good!

Heaven does not give birth to my poetic fairy morning, and the way of poetry is like a long night~
I, Su Chen, Shi Xian is also~
"Deadpool role value +4"

"Deadpool role value +4"

"Deadpool role value +4"

"Deadpool role value +4"

...

After listening to Su Chen's explanation, Yaoyao suddenly realized.She looked at Su Chen with admiration, her eyes were full of little stars.

"Wow~ Brother Su Chen is amazing. He even knows the meaning of this ancient poem. Yaoyao, I adore you so much."

Yaoyao: (¤ω¤)
Hear Su Chen's explanation.Kakashi was silent.Miss Bao'er was silent.The audience fell silent.

silence!

Silence!
After a moment of silence.The audience in the live broadcast burst into laughter.

They were laughing one by one.

"Hahaha, awesome, love poem, what a song and tearful love poem. I laughed so hard, what kind of God's explanation is this? It's amazing my brother."

"Love poem, what a love poem. Li Bai's coffin can hardly hold up."

"So there is such an explanation. It's a big brain hole. If you think about it carefully, it makes sense."

"Long experience!" I just want to say, awesome! ! "

"Su Chen yyds!!"

"Ahaha, Su Chen is trying to laugh me to death? The strange knowledge has increased again."

"Wow, there is such a good person. Su Chen please accept me as an apprentice."

"Show, the show of Tihua!"

"Use high-voltage wires for Xiu'er, and blow the east wind."

"I seriously suspect that there is a big hole in Su Chen's head, a big, big brain hole."

……

The audience never expected that Su Chen's brain hole would be so novel and unique.

God damn love poem.

God damn epic love story.

Kakashi was stunned for a moment.

This poem is not a love poem at all, okay?

Nima!

What about serious nonsense?
Sister Baoer tilted her head.Although she is a group of witty people, she still thinks what Su Chen said makes sense!
"The wind is very noisy today. Let me sing a song. This song is called "Ugly"."

Su Chen rolled his eyes and laughed out loud.

Just increased the performance.It's useless to get the singing proficiency, now it's just a good time to use it, and see how it works.

"Wow! Brother Su Chen can still sing?"

Yaoyao looked at Su Chen curiously, full of anticipation.

Brother Su Chen is not only powerful, but also versatile?
It's amazing!
Kakashi was also a little curious, with a strange expression on his face.

Why does this chatter seem to know everything?
This chatty Su Chen can actually sing?

"let's go!!"

Su Chen chuckled.He slapped his ass with his right hand.Pull out a guitar.

Audiences:"???"

Guitar?

Uncharted Adventure still brings a guitar?

Are you sure you came to explore in a secret place?Instead of traveling here?

"it is good."

"Next."

"I bring you this song "Ugly"!"

After Su Chen finished speaking.His dry and slender fingers began to strum the guitar.

in an instant~
The beautiful guitar accompaniment sounded in the huge channel!

Full of rhythm!

Full of rhythm!

at the same time.Su Chen's voice, like the sounds of nature, came out in a low and elegant voice~.

"If the world is dark~ In fact, I am beautiful~"

"Advance and retreat in love ~ the most consumed ~"

"Irrelevant things are not~ what's wrong~"

"It doesn't matter~"

"If you are here~someone will always praise~"

"The humbleness that surrounds me~ may be able to fade away~"

When the full and rhythmic guitar fluctuates, one song after another is full of magnetism and slightly hoarse.

This song after another made the audience in the live broadcast room immersive.They can't help being attracted, immersed in it, unable to extricate themselves.

They seem to have really seen an ugly monster, playing the guitar and telling the story.

"Actually, I don't care~ There are many opportunities~"

"Fearless like a giant~ Let go of the ghost in my heart~"

"But I'm not worthy~ Ugly~"

"Can you not turn on the light ~ the love I want ~"

"Haunting the pitch-black stage~"

Every line of the lyrics is like a sharp knife hitting the hearts of 10 people around.

Now in this era of looking at faces, is there anyone who has not suffered from the loss of appearance?
In this era of looking at faces, is it wrong to be ugly?

Born with a disadvantage, born with a low appearance, and born humble in his bones, it seems that even breathing is wrong.

Even happier and joyful, all because of his ugliness, as if he had done something wrong.

In fact, no one is wrong.Wrong, it's this damn face-seeking era!

The lyrics of this sentence outline the sad memories of the audience.They seemed to have really seen their ugly self, which aroused strong resonance.

Some even secretly wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes.

Rem~
The audience in the live broadcast room were all in tears.

It seems that what Su Chen sang is not just a song, but a story.A soulful narrative of an ugly monster!
now.The audience who are watching the live broadcast are immersed in it and cannot extricate themselves.

They couldn't help but think of sad scenes one after another.

"Woooo~ In the next life, I will grow up to look like you like, and then I won't like you!!! Zhang Dong, you bastard! Just because I look ugly, you abandoned me. 55~"

In a room in h city.

A girl who was watching the live broadcast burst into tears.

My old lady will go for plastic surgery in a few days to become the goddess in your mind.Zhang Dong, you scumbag, get ready to cry.

Studio.

"Hey~ That's how reality is. A handsome man who flirts with a girl is called a flirt. An ugly girl like me who flirts with a girl is called sexual harassment. Woooooooo~ It's too miserable for an ordinary ugly like me."

"Oh, brother. The reality is so skinny. Boys who are handsome, tall and rich are called male gods, and they are called Gao Fu Shuai. Boys who are ugly, short and rich can only be called nouveau riche, diamond king."

"A boy who is handsome and can talk is called a high EQ. A boy who is ugly and can talk is just called a licking dog."

"You guys are not the only ones who are treated differently if you are ugly. We girls are also the same. A beautiful girl who acts like a baby is called a spoiled child. An ugly girl who acts like a baby is called a nuclear explosion. Sigh~"

"Someone once said I was ugly. I was not convinced at the time. As soon as I got home, I quickly turned on the fan and asked the fan if I was ugly. As a result, the fan shook my head for a whole day. Only then did I know that I am beautiful and not ugly at all."

"I have always liked a boy. I have been chasing him for four years. But he has refused to give me a chance. In fact, I know in my heart that it is all because of my ugly appearance. Just yesterday. I saw that he made a girlfriend. Sigh~ I can only wish my old friend happiness."

……

within the channel.

Su Chen sang affectionately, as if she was on the scene, transformed into an ugly monster.

"Ugly~In this ambiguous era~"

"My existence~like an accident~"

"Someone with a drop of tears ~ will bring trouble to beauty ~"

"As long as you are hypocritical enough~ you are not afraid of the devil~"

"Right~"

"Fearless like dust~"

"Who knows who turns into ashes, who cares whether he is worthy~"

When the song reached its climax, the strong sentimental atmosphere infected every audience in the live broadcast room!
Now in this era of looking at faces.

Not a handsome face or a pretty face.It seems that I feel less confident and unsatisfactory in everything I do.

I always feel inferior in front of people with good looks.

Afraid to meet friends.Fear of meeting someone you like.Fear of appearing in every photo taken with others.

I always want to get a handsome or beautiful face, but unfortunately I can't achieve it after all.

Because, that's how it was born.

All of a sudden.This song made the audience in the live broadcast room fall deeply and aroused their strong resonance.

now!

The audience suppressed the clouds!