Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

Kakashi: "!!!"

It turns out that this is the origin of Fa Keyou.After hearing Su Chen tell this mythical story, he was also a little dazed.

After thinking about it, I couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

The ability to talk and tell stories really has two brushes.

"Brother Su Chen. Does this fairy tale really exist?"

Yaoyao looked at Su Chen curiously, her eyes were full of little stars.

hee hee~
Brother Su Chen is so talented.

Not only the force value is full!
And the talent is worth a lot!
Although he is usually very talkative and coquettish.But in other respects it is still very good.

Yaoyao, it’s great that I have such a teammate~
Kaisen~
(つヮ)
When she first participated in "Secret Adventure".There is still some apprehension in my heart, I don't know what teammate I am teaming up with.

But now it looks like Yaoyao is full of luck!

"A fairy tale."

"What you believe exists. What you don't believe doesn't exist."

"Myths are only created by people in ancient times to entrust beautiful visions."

Su Chen lay on the ground, clasped her toes, and said.

∠("∠)_
"Uh-huh."

Yaoyao blinked her big eyes.She nodded cutely.

"Yaoyao is going to bed soon!"

"What time is it already, why are you still not sleeping?"

"Sleep quickly. Tomorrow we have to continue our adventure!"

Sister Baoer, who was asleep, suddenly opened her eyes, and said a few words to Yaoyao like a loving mother.

snort!
It's already so late, Yaoyao still hasn't slept yet!
Go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy!

This guy Su Chen.Every night when she was going to rest, she told Yaoyao a story, which made Yaoyao go to bed so late.I'm Yaoyao's mother, it's better to let Yaoyao go to bed quickly!

Thinking of this, Sister Baoer exuded the brilliance of motherhood, and turned her head to look at Yaoyao, as if looking at her daughter.

Yaoyao: "!!!"

She felt Sister Bao'er's motherly love and stern eyes, and she was a little confused for a while.

Since entering the secret realm, Yaoyao has been able to love her mother all the time.Maternal love from Sister Baoer.

Go to sleep, Yaoyao, I'd better go to sleep quickly!

Otherwise, it would be bad to make sister Bao'er unhappy!
Yaoyao nodded obediently like a daughter, lying in Sister Baoer's arms to sleep.

Kakashi: "!!!"

Su Chen: "!!!"

They looked at each other with strange expressions on their faces.

Something is wrong!
The relationship between Sister Baoer and Yaoyao is very wrong!

Why is this painting style getting more and more crooked?
Aren't the two of them partners and teammates?
How did it gradually develop into a mother-daughter relationship?

Studio.

"Hahahaha. Yaoyao and Sister Bao'er are mother-daughter relationships. That's great, a large-scale recognition scene. Since you can't be teammates, then be mother-daughter! One word! Absolutely!"

"Sister Bao'er and Yaoyao haven't realized the seriousness of the matter yet! Maybe after coming out of the secret realm, there will be another young mother in the world.

"Huh? Young mother? You on the first floor have seen this action movie? Please take a step to talk."

"Hehehe. Don't tell me. Kakashi and Su Chen are really laughing at each other. They don't know that their relationship is so weird."

"It almost didn't spoil me. I just now found out that the relationship in this team is not normal. Men to men, women to women! I just call it a good guy!"

"Sleep, sleep, sleep! Stay up late to watch the special live broadcast of Su Chen's adventure. Is it easy for me? It's already two or three o'clock in the middle of the night!"

"Good night, everyone. I'm going to sleep with my two wives first, and you play first."

"I knock! Two wives? Nima old Versailles!"

"Wow Kaka. The moon doesn't sleep and I don't sleep. I'm a bald baby."

……

Day 2 morning.

"Ow~"

"Another day full of energy!"

"Yaoyao is up~"

Yaoyao stood up.She had a cute little face, stretched her waist, and let out a dragon roar.

hee hee~
Feel refreshed!
I don't know what adventure is going on today!

happy happy!
Yaoyao waved her arms, full of energy.

"woooo~"

"My shovel~"

"No shovel ~ can't dig a hole ~"

Sister Baoer was lying on the ground, talking in her sleep while falling asleep.

ˉ﹃ˉ

Apparently, he was singled out with Su Chen yesterday.After her shovel was broken, she couldn't accept it for a while!

So while sleeping.Still thinking about her shovel!

Su Chen: "???"

Kakashi: "???"

Sister Baoer really likes digging holes.Why are you thinking about digging a hole all the time in your mind?

Kakashi did have some understanding.He knew very well in his heart that if he lost his little yellow book.There will be no love in life.

Sister Baoer should look like this.If there is no shovel to dig a hole, it must be a great joy in life?
"Sister Bao'er is waking up!"

"The sun is about to dry my ass!"

"You lazy pig. Get up, get up!"

Yaoyao urged Sister Bao'er to get up, pushing her with her two little hands.

"Um……"

Sister Bao'er stretched her waist, her eyes were sleepy, she sat up from the grass.

After packing up my luggage.Su Chen and his party continue to set off!
"Hey~Xiao Xixi. Have you finished reading the Jinmei book I gave you? If I finish it, I will have a second volume. The second volume is even more exciting. The plot is more ups and downs, with climax after wave. Do you want to read it?"

"If you want to see it, you can ask me for it at any time. Who told me to love you so passionately?"

"Don't fall in love with brother. Brother is just a legend."

"Why don't you talk? Are you shy?"

"No way. The Kakashi I know is not like this. If you really want to see it, I..." (5000 words omitted above)
Su Chenwei chattered endlessly next to Kakashi, sao... talking endlessly, one sentence after another.

"From Deadpool play value +2"

"From Deadpool play value +2"

"From Deadpool play value +2"

"From Deadpool play value +2"

……

Kakashi:

He has a saying in his heart that he is a critic, and he doesn't know whether to say it or not.

How could Su Chen say such a thing?

From the beginning of the secret exploration to the present, it has never stopped!
Nima!

This guy is a fighter among chatter, right?
"Hee hee. Brother Su Chen. Why can't a woman sleep with a dog when she is pregnant?"

Yaoyao looked at Su Chen curiously with a small face.Ask a very odd question.

"The reason is very simple."

"A woman who is pregnant should never sleep with a dog. Otherwise, it will seriously affect the dog's health."

Su Chen touched his chin and said something seriously.

"From Deadpool play value +2"

"From Deadpool play value +2"

"From Deadpool play value +2"

"From Deadpool play value +2"

……

"Seriously affect the dog's health?"

Yaoyao froze suddenly.

(⊙o⊙) What?
Seriously affect the dog's health?
Are dogs more important than pregnant women?

I don't read much.Better not lie to me!

"Pfft!"

After turning her little head around, she suddenly figured it out and laughed out loud.

Haha!

I want to understand, so that's what it means!
Brother Su Chen's brain is too big!

Hahaha!
Yaoyao covered her belly, she couldn't stop laughing, she laughed out loud for a while.

Studio.

"Hahahaha. New day. New coquettish routine! As expected of you, Su Chen!"

"This answer is amazing. It turns out that so many pregnant women don't keep dogs at home after they become pregnant. It turns out that the relationship is not good for the dog's health?"

"Xiu'er~ the beauty of Emperor Hua! Su Chen please accept my knee."

"Curved too fast. I nearly flipped over.. Haha."

"Master! I understand!"

"Su Chen has such a magical brain. He has never played cards according to the routine! Wow!"

"I'm so happy in this live broadcast room. Ahhh! Sisters, I'm so happy! How about you?"

"He's in Qingshan Hospital! Su Chenxiu's face has been slapped!"

……

The corners of Kakashi's eyes twitched, and he glanced at Su Chen with a strange expression.

Yaoyao is misleading like this?

Is it really good?

Su Chen and his group kept moving towards the passage.

The more you move forward, the more spacious and endless the passage will be.

The passages get wider and higher!
Kilometers wide!
[-] meters high!
The current channel area is more than 10 times larger than before!
More than that.The passage is full of trees, lush grass, and ancient trees everywhere, like a green ocean, like a tropical rainforest.

"Wow!"

"It's so big. So many!"

There is some excitement in Yaoyao Kazilan's big eyes.She is like an excited child.Looking around at this lush green scene.

Kakashi rolled his eyes, and looked at this passage curiously.

They have been exploring the secret realm for a few days, and this is the first time they have seen such a magnificent scene.

Studio.

"I'm going! Is this the primeval jungle? It's full of life. I've only seen a scene like this in the tropical rainforest."

"Nimma. This picture is so beautiful. Every picture can be used as a wallpaper."

"Although the secret realm is very dangerous. But without human intervention, some environments are really beautiful!"

"Hey. I don't know what kind of monster I'll meet. If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and the dog's head will save your life!"

"My God. There are too many trees here. If you cut them down and sell them, you won't get rich?"

……

however!
Just at this time!
Su Chen and the others heard the sound of crying!
These cries are like the cries of a loli!
Kakashi: "!!!"

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Su Chen: "!!!"

Why is there a crying sound in the secret realm?
While they were puzzled, they also had some vigilance.

"Look!"

"Sister Baoer. There is a little girl! She looks so cute!"

Yaoyao pointed to not far away.

Not far away is a big tree in the sky, and under the big tree is a little girl in lolita, about six or seven years old.

Looks very cute.

A head of long black curly hair was draped softly on her shoulders, and her fair skin was as smooth as suet.

A pair of big watery eyes, under the tall bridge of the nose, the pink and thin lips are slightly upturned.

She is just like a cute little lolita!
Little Lolita wiped her tears with her small hands, as if she had encountered something sad, she was crying there.

Crying pear flowers bring rain.

Her lovely and pitiful appearance made people want to protect her immediately!
Su Chen: "!!!"

I knock!

Really looks so cute!
Why did such a cute girl appear in the secret realm?
Logically speaking.Aren't all contestants who want to participate in the secret adventure must be over 18 years old?
How could there be children here?

Something is wrong!
Very wrong!

It's not right though.Su Chen had to sigh.This loli is really the best loli.A face more delicate than a doll!Plus that natural loli voice!Simply invincible!

Studio.

"awsl! I finally saw what a loli is."

"Cute, this is too cute. Abba, aba. This old man's maiden heart is about to melt."

"I really want to introduce my son to her. Forget it, my son is not worthy!"

"Woooooo~ If I have such a lovely girlfriend, I'd be willing to lose ten years of my life!"

"Don't talk about reducing my life by ten years, even if I reduce my life by 20 years, I would like to marry such a loli as my wife."

"Let me tell you about the law. Indecent, molesting children, and the circumstances are bad, and the sentence is more than ten years in prison. There is no prison sentence or death penalty."

"Hehe. Ten years of blood earned in prison, death. It's worth laughing on the road to punishment!"

"Lolita has three good things. Soft body and easy to push down!"

"What the hell...you beasts. Even girls are spared!"

"Big sister! I'm only 12 years old, okay? I'm a primary school student, okay? Who said primary school students can't watch adventure shows?"

"Ahem. Actually, I'm also a primary school student. (Dog head!)"

"My heart doesn't belong to Yaoyao anymore, it belongs to this loli."

……

When the audience saw this loli, they covered their chests one by one, and sighed how could there be such a cute girl in the world?
It's so cute that you can't understand it, okay?

Although they also know that there is such a cute loli.It is a very abnormal thing!
But loli is cute.

They don't bother to care so much!

Because...cuteness is justice!

"Brother Su Chen. That little girl has been crying there. I don't know what she's crying for. Shall we go up and ask her about it?"

Yaoyao looked up at Su Chen, and spoke sweetly.

Having learned the lessons from the previous two times, she never stepped forward to ask the lovely loli not far away what happened.

Instead, ask Su Chen and the others for their opinions first, and then go up together.

It can be said.The current Yaoyao is not the former Yaoyao.She became more vigilant.

I am Yaoyao, I gain wisdom by eating a pit!
hee hee~

"Let's go up together and see what happens."

Kakashi frowned, with a hint of vigilance in his heart.

The secret realm is so dangerous, so weird and unpredictable.How could there be a little girl?And still so cute?
This is a very wrong thing!

However, other possibilities are not ruled out.

Su Chen and others stepped forward and walked in front of little Lolita.

"Little girl. Why are you here alone?"

"This is a secret place. It's very dangerous to stay here!"

"And why are you crying? Did you encounter any unhappy things?"

Yaoyao stepped forward, squatted down, and looked curiously at the little girl in front of her.

wow~
This little loli is really cute.

Eyelashes are long.

The eyes are big.

The skin is pink and tender.

This is too cute!
I really want to pinch her little cheek.

No no no!

How can I be that kind of person?
Now I don't even know the identity of this little girl, maybe it's a monster?
"Woooooo~ I'm miserable. I owe a lot of money to a classmate. I owe a lot of money, and I can't pay it back at all. I'm so worried that that classmate will call the police and arrest me. Arrest me in the police station."

"So I ran into the secret realm because I was afraid."

Little Lolita was crying with pear blossoms in the rain, choked up her voice, and uttered sweet and lovely loli voices.

Her appearance looks so pitiful, which makes people feel angry and pitiful.

Kakashi: "???"

Sister Baoer: "???"

Yaoyao: "???"

Su Chen: "???"

The feeling is that this little loli owes money to others.Then run into the secret realm?

That's not the point.The point is that the little girl is not in danger yet?

What is this luck?
When they turned their heads and thought about it, they wondered in their hearts that the little girl probably owed a lot of money to others.

Otherwise, why would she cry so hard that pear blossoms rained and ran into the secret realm?
How much will it be owed?

"Tell my sister. How much do you owe?"

Yaoyao smiled sweetly and opened her mouth curiously.

"Woo~ I owe my classmate 50 yuan! I owe my classmate a full 50 yuan! It's a lot of money, and I can't afford it at all."

"My weekly pocket money is only 100 million. How can I pay back 50 yuan?"

"I can't afford it at all, okay?"

"Woooo~ I'm so worried that I will be arrested and go to jail. I heard from Uncle Liu that all the people in prison are bad people! I'm so afraid of going to jail."

Little Lolita cried out loudly, pear blossoms were crying like rain.She kept wiping away her tears, crying so much that her face was full of pain.

It seemed that 50 yuan was an astronomical figure for her.Impossible to pay off!

She studies mathematics in school.Recognize that the largest number is 50!

So 50 is the highest number in her limited knowledge!

Su Chen: "!!!"

Kakashi: "!!!"

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Yaoyao: "!!!"

They looked at each other in disbelief.

They thought something happened. It turned out that they owed 50 yuan to their classmates?

No.That's not the point, this little loli has 100 million pocket money every week! ! !

Love has 100 million pocket money, can't afford to pay back the 50 yuan I borrowed from my classmates?

Nima!

This little girl's math was taught by the physical education teacher, right? ? ?
Studio.

"Hahahaha. This little loli is too cute. Just because I owe 50 yuan to my classmates, I ran into the secret realm?"

"I'm so meow! Only 100 million pocket money every week? 10 loli, 9 are rich, and one of them opens a treasury!"

"I almost went crazy laughing. This little girl's math teacher is probably a physical education teacher?"

"Damn it! What's the background of this little loli family? I'm afraid it's a family of hundreds of millions! It's absolutely amazing! One million pocket money a week?"

"Haha, what a goddamn family. Niubi plus!"

"Forget it! My son is not worthy of this loli. Tears~"

……

a time.

Yaoyao and the others froze in place.

Hear what little loli said.They didn't know how to persuade this little loli.

Is it persuading the debt to not be repaid?
They are also speechless.

"Su Chen, you have more ideas. You should quickly think of a way. Let's see how to persuade this little girl."

Yaoyao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she turned her head to look at Su Chen.

Su Chen nodded and rolled her eyes: "Comfort this little girl? It's very simple!"

So~
next moment~
The words that made the audience who were watching the live broadcast burst into laughter appeared~
The words that made Yaoyao and others dumbfounded appeared~
only see...

When Su Chen stepped forward and looked at the little girl, Yoyo said:
"Go abroad and hide, after all, it's not a matter of one yuan or two~"

Serious tone!

Serious attitude!

"From Deadpool play value +8"

"From Deadpool play value +8"

"From Deadpool play value +8"

"From Deadpool play value +8"

……

"Go abroad and hide, after all, it's not a matter of one yuan or two?"

The little Lolita looked terrified and repeated a word in a whisper.

She was completely stupid.

Is it really so serious that the 50 yuan owed is still not paid?

Want to go abroad?
Thinking of this, with a wow, the little Lolita burst into tears.

"woooooooo~"

"I was wrong."

"I really shouldn't owe money."

Little Lolita cried even more sadly, wailing loudly, pear blossoms brought rain from her tears~
Yaoyao and the others were dumbfounded.

The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

They never expected that Su Chen would utter such a sentence! !

What brain circuit is this?

What kind of magical brain hole is this?

It's just insane!

They couldn't hold back one by one, and suddenly laughed out loud!

Studio.

""Hhh, I laughed so hard, what do you mean it's not a matter of one or two dollars, go to a foreign country to hide? "

"Cheating, I admire this brain hole, it's awesome. You're right, maybe the air ticket can be cheaper, wow."

"Are you trying to laugh me to death so that I can inherit the skin inside my king? How can I go abroad? This is 50 yuan, at least go to outer space."

"Even if you laugh me to death, the 5 cents in my money will not be inherited by you. Su Chen, tell me the truth. Are you greedy for my money?"

"Come here, let me peel a pear for Xiu'er with the Fangtian Halberd!"

……

at the same time.

Just at this time!
The passage is not far away.

A majestic butler in a butler uniform.The lady Lu Sisi who he kept looking for in the tunnel of the secret realm.

Just yesterday. Six-year-old Lu Sisi actually ran away from home.Not only ran away from home, but also left a letter.

He said that he owed a huge amount of 50 yuan, so he was ashamed to stay at home.So he ran away from home resolutely!
The moment she learned that Lu Sisi had run away from home.The whole castle is in chaos!It's a mess!

Miss, as the sole heir to the oil country, actually ran away from home?

Or just for the 50 yuan thing?

that day.The physical education teacher who taught Lu Sisi's mathematics was directly thrown into prison.

PE teacher: QAQ
As the lady's housekeeper, Liu Tianbo.According to the GPS navigation on Lu Sisi's body, he searched all the way to the secret realm.

In the end, he found Miss Lu Sisi.

But it turned out that Lu Sisi was crying loudly in front of several people!
All of a sudden, Liu Tianbo was furious!

Miss must have been bullied!

He flew into a rage and yelled at Su Chen and others who were not far away:

"Don't even try to touch a single hair of Miss!"

"Otherwise I can't spare you!"

Su Chen looked at the old man who appeared not far away, with a strange expression on his face.

Don't touch a hair?
"Oh?"

"Is that so?"

Su Chen chuckled.

He walked forward, pulled out a piece of Lu Sisi's hair, and shook it in front of the old man~