Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

Chapter 67 Kill Dad, Kill Dad! (Big chapter!)

"Brother Su Chen. Your gift is too..."

Yaoyao looked at Su Chen, and she couldn't laugh or cry.

Hahaha, brother Su Chen's gift is too practical.

After sending 5 books, I actually gave 5 more books.

It is simply king bomb!
Received such a nice gift.Sisi might not be able to sleep.

whee.

(〃)
"What am I too? Isn't this gift good? Isn't this gift special? I feel that the gift I gave is very good."

Su Chen blinked, spread her hands with an innocent face.A look of innocence.

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

……

"Uh……"

"It's really good."

Yaoyao was taken aback for a moment.

What brother Su Chen said makes sense.She found no reason to refute it.

Right!

The gift from Brother Su Chen is indeed very valuable!
Kakashi and Liu Tianbo looked at each other.I can't laugh or cry for a while
When Lu Sisi met Su Chen, she also lost eight lifetimes...fortunately. (dog head for life)

A book as a gift?

And it's not just one copy, but 10 copies!
Moreover, each book involved in the field is different.

Is this for Lu Sisi to develop in an all-round way and become an all-around child?

This, this, this... is absolutely amazing!
Studio.

"As expected of Su Chen, she has never let me down. I give full marks to this operation."

"666. Books are actually given as parting gifts!! And each book is of a different type? How thoughtful you are."

"I can imagine that. Lu Sisi's heart is broken right now~ Must be uncomfortable with mushrooms!!"

"I'm afraid Su Chen isn't a devil. I feel like Lu Sisi is going to be scared out of her mind by you, so she won't accept gifts from now on. Wow."

"Hahaha, look quickly, Su Chen is going to scare Sisi to tears!"

"It's so miserable, I feel ruled by books before going to school~ hahahaha. Why do you feel so happy?"

……

After the audience saw this scene.Everyone burst out laughing, leaning back and forth.

They never expected that Su Chen would be so insane! (nice job!)
"What's the matter? Although I know you like these gifts very much. But you don't have to cry."

"Don't worry. As long as I leave the secret realm, I will give you 50 more books like this."

Su Chen rubbed his chin and smiled.

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

……

"I really... like it."

Lu Sisi squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, and forced a smile~ pretending to be strong~
At a young age, I have suffered what I shouldn't have~
"Just like it. After I leave the secret realm, I will definitely give you the 50 books.

Su Chen had a look of emotion.He patted his chest with a face full of duty.

I didn't expect this Lu Sisi to like reading so much.Such a love of learning, such a love of knowledge.That's OK.After leaving the secret realm, prepare a big surprise for her!

"Do it."

Lu Sisi burst into tears, and the tears rolled in her eyes.When she looked at Su Chen, it was as if she was looking at a devil.

Woohoo~ After Brother Su Chen left the secret realm.You even gave me a book?

This is too scary.

Su Chen heard Lu Sisi's refusal, and said in disbelief:
"what!"

"You actually refused?"

"It seems that you think I don't have enough books for you. So be it. After leaving the secret realm, I will give you another 500 books!"

"How is it? Are you surprised? Are you happy?"

With a serious face, Su Chen spoke with emotion.It seems that if he does not fulfill this task, if he does not fulfill this promise, he will never give up.

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

……

"what!"

The little girl opened her mouth wide and her face was dull.

To actually give away...five...five hundred books?
She was completely dumbfounded.

〣(Δ)〣

"You're so surprised that you can't even speak?"

"Don't worry. Brother will do what he says."

"After I leave the secret realm, 500 books will definitely be delivered."

Su Chen has some ram~
It was the first time he saw a child who loved learning so much.

After hearing that I was going to send 500 books to her, I was so moved that I couldn't even speak.

This Lu Sisi really loves learning~
After thinking about it.Su Chen made a decision.Lu Sisi actually likes reading so much, how can sending 500 books be enough?How about 5000 copies!

Ah!
Decided.After leaving the secret realm, send 5000 books to Lu Sisi!
"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

……

System: You are afraid of being a devil!
→_→

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, ruthless! Su Chen, did the little girl look surprised? It was frightened!"

"I can already feel that the little girl's mentality is collapsing at this moment~"

"Right now, I just want to say two words, ruthless!"

soon.

The word "ruthless" kept swiping the screen in the live broadcast room.

"ruthless."

"Ruthless. +1."

"Ruthless. +2."

……

"Ruthless. +100861111."

The live broadcast room was full of joy, constantly using these two words to refresh the screen.

"Miss, these books are all Su Chen's wish. I will accept them for you."

"When you go back. You can watch."

Seeing Lu Sisi's pitiful appearance.Liu Tianbo held back his laughter and almost didn't laugh out loud.

It was the first time he saw Lu Sisi so pitiful, so unlovable.

"it is good……"

Lu Sisi was pitiful and nodded her head hopelessly.Smile without a soul.

woohoo~
It's too miserable for me to meet such a big brother.

Brother Su Chen is probably a devil

qaq
"Miss, someone gave you a gift, you should thank him."

Liu Tianbo lowered his head, looked at Lu Sisi, and said dumbfoundedly.

Lu Sisi nodded, and looked at Su Chen with tears in her eyes:

"Brother Su Chen, thank you and your family. Bah... thank you."

She forced a smile, a smile uglier than crying.

"Ah."

"you are welcome."

Su Chen chuckled and waved his hands generously.

Just at this time.

Yaoyao Kazilan blinked her big eyes.She glanced at Sister Bao'er, and found that Sister Bao'er's figure had improved again, becoming plumper! !

It can really be described as protruding and long legs! !

No wonder Boa's sister is Or2 when she is kneeling.

When she was kneeling it was Orz.

That's it!

"Yaoyao. You keep looking at me. What are you doing? Is there something wrong?"

Miss Bao'er tilted her head.When he looked at Yaoyao, he showed eyes as if he was looking at his daughter.

Huh?
Yaoyao is so strange, why does she keep staring at me?

Is there something strange about me?
It seems not.It's just that the legs are a little longer, the breasts are a little bigger, and the waist is a little thinner.It's not worth it, is it?
"Yaoyao, I do have a question I want to ask Sister Baoer."

Yaoyao nodded, and spoke with great doubts.

"Well. What is the specific question? You can ask whatever you want, and I will answer you."

Sister Baoer nodded and spoke seriously.

"Hmm. My question is... if you had to give up one of the two, which one would you give up?"

Yaoyao blinked her eyes and opened her mouth curiously.

I heard the conversation between Sister Baoer and Yaoyao.Kakashi and the others widened their eyes and pricked up their ears.

The soul of gossip in their hearts is burning fiercely.

The same is true for the audience in the live broadcast room, prick up your ears~
Just at this time.

The answer that stunned everyone appeared~
Sister Bao'er thought for a while, then seriously replied:

"I'd give up the posterior warp and choose the lordosis."

"Because no matter how hard it is, you can't suffer the child."

Kakashi: "!!!"

Su Chen: "!!!"

Liu Tianbo: "!!!"

Sister Baoer's answer made everyone dumbfounded.

Choose lordosis?The reason is that no matter how hard it is, can't the child suffer?

Good guy.

They call it a good guy in their hearts.

The audience in the live broadcast room: "!!!"

They were quiet for a while, and after they realized it, they all called out in their hearts!

This answer is really brilliant!

Studio.

"Hahaha, you are awesome, sister Baoer, please accept my knee. Is this the brilliance of maternal love?"

"Woo~ Rem~ I give full marks to this choice!"

"Hey. Sister Bao'er, if you still have a conscience, go home and see me and your child. I'm hungry and want to drink milk."

"The one on the first floor, are you thinking about shit? Obviously I'm sister Bao'er's child, okay? I want to drink grandma too..."

"Wow Kaka, this choice is good, husband and child, win-win! Please arrange my marriage with Sister Baoer as soon as possible."

"How many dishes do you eat? You're so drunk!"

"Sister Bao'er, I'm hungry. (Manual dog head saves my life)"

"Hahaha, I'm too embarrassed to tell you who went up to the first floor."

"Hello everyone, actually Sister Baoer is my mother."

"Mom, I am your long-lost child~"

"Fuck, I found out that I am too, Sister Bao'er, mother, please save your child quickly. I'm so hungry."

"Woooooooooooo~ Sister Bao'er, I'm hungry. I want to drink milk, hahahaha."

"I knock. I have to say. Sister Bao'er is indeed a witty group!!"

"Hey, this is beating around the bush, just admit that you're a bit of a jerk! You're greedy for the body of my wife, Sister Bao'er."

Fans in the live broadcast room sculpted joyfully.They kept using one sentence, swiping the screen.

"Mom, I'm hungry."

"Mom, I'm hungry. +1."

"Mom, I'm hungry. +2."

……

"Mom, I'm hungry. +100861111."

Not only that.Under Sister Baoer's words.Some very naughty viewers in the live broadcast room.After they changed their names, they kept tipping gifts in the live broadcast room.

"Sister Bao'er accepts my gift and rewards Rocket x30."

"Sister Bao'er, I'm hungry, I'll tip the plane x20."

"Sister Bao'er, mother, I am your long-lost child, reward flowers x100."

"Sister Baoer, mother, please save me quickly, and reward massage chair x20."

"Sister Bao'er, I'm starving to death, I will reward the bottle x45."

……

It didn't take long. The words "Sister Bao'er and Mom" ​​occupied the entire live broadcast room.

"This……"

"Sister Bao'er, you have a mother's love."

After Yaoyao heard Sister Baoer's answer, she was a little confused for a while.

He never thought that Sister Bao'er would give such a brilliant answer!
The reason for choosing lordosis is that no matter how hard it is, can the child suffer?
whee.

It must be very happy to be sister Baoer's child.

"Little Xixi~"

"If it were you. Would you choose lordosis or kyphosis?"

Su Chen's eyeballs rolled, and he said this with a smile.

Kakashi: "......"

Men's lordosis and back warping?

Are you sure you're not driving?The wheels are all on my face, okay?

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

……

"Ding dong! Deadpool's acting speed increased by 4%!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 basic attributes!"

"Congratulations to the upgrade of the host's equipment: double gun upgrade, titanium alloy bullets!!"

"Titanium alloy bullets: The power of the host's dual guns has increased! The bullets fired have changed from ordinary metal bullets to titanium alloy bullets!"

"Reward distribution... 10%... 30%... 100%!"

"Rewards issued successfully!"

Systematic voices sounded in Su Chen's ears one after another.

Su Chen frowned.

what!
Deadpool's acting speed actually increased by 4%?

You must know that every increase in acting speed before was only a 3% increase, but now, it is directly increased by 4%!I rely on!
How did the acting speed increase so quickly?

He rolled his eyes, glanced at Lu Sisi who was about to leave, and immediately understood.

The reason why the acting speed has improved so quickly.Lu Sisi took most of the credit.

Think here.Su Chen looked at his new reward.

I have to say that this time the system upgrades the dual guns, and the upgrade is very critical.

Previously, due to the improvement of his strength, the power of his dual guns continued to decrease. It was okay to fight mobs, but he couldn't hit boss-level monsters at all, like a chicken rib.

But it's different now. After the dual guns are upgraded, their power has been greatly improved!
After Su Chen chuckled, he quickly opened his attribute panel, and took a look.

"Host: Su Chen."

"Current Template: Deadpool."

"Attributes: 450+100. (The attributes of normal people are 10, strength, speed, and agility.)"

"Item: Exclusive leather case. Enhanced version of the Desert Eagle dual guns. (New). Carbon steel dual knives."

"Skills: Pistol proficiency. Double knife proficiency. Unlimited bullets. Seven-dimensional space. Cooking proficiency. Advanced self-healing ability. Song proficiency."

"Current fit: 28%+4%. (The fit reaches 100%, and the second character panel can be unlocked.)
550 basic attributes?
In other words, he now has 55 times the strength and speed of a normal adult man?

No wonder I'm so fierce, it's me.

Su Chen rubbed his chin and smiled triumphantly.This time the attribute points increased by 100 points, which he did not expect at all.

Before, the attribute points were all 50 points plus 50 points.But now, 100 points have been added directly!
Super double!
however.

Just at this time

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!" (angry cry)
"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

……

Above the passage, the King of Sand Sculpture appeared.He kept making sand sculpture sand sculpture calls.The cry was extremely angry.

Just now, when the Sand Sculpture King returned to the nest, he found that he and his sister had given birth to eggs, and they were all broken! !

All were smashed to pieces!The egg yolk is all over the place! !

died!

All dead!
All the children he had with his sister died!
The King of Sand Sculpture was extremely angry.After he smelled the smell, he immediately knew that Su Chen and his party did it!

To see this miserable state.He spewed flames directly, burned his own nest, and let the nest and the child he had with his sister be buried with him.

"Sand Sculpture!" (Scream of Fear)
"Sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture!"

There was a sand sculpture with a broken leg. Before he could pull his head out of the grass, he was burned to ashes...

"Ok?"

"I still have a living child alive?"

"Impossible, it must be impossible."

The king of sand sculptures comforted himself in this way.Said I didn't see anything...

Irresponsible and not acknowledged.

Immediately afterwards.The Sand Sculpture King looked for the smell of Su Chen and others, and found them.

"what!"

"It's that giant sand sculpture!"

"That giant sand sculpture is here again!"

Yaoyao heard the call of the King of Sand Sculptures.His face turned pale with a slap, and his small face was a little angry.

snort!
╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

If it weren't for this sand sculpture.She and Lu Sisi would not be so miserable.

"Be careful, ma'am."

Liu Tianbo frowned, and protected Lu Sisi behind him.

Lu Sisi was captured by this sand sculpture before, and he will not make a second mistake.

"court death!"

When Sister Bao'er saw this sand sculpture, her pretty face became angry.

It was this sand sculpture that took his daughter away!
Seeing this sand sculpture now, Sister Bao'er was furious.

With a long knife in her hand, she planned to dismantle the sand sculpture into pieces.

"Poison Dragon Diamond!"

Sister Bao'er's legs were tense, and she kicked her legs violently.The whole person jumped up!

She was in mid-air, holding a long knife, and planned to stab the sand sculpture a few times in mid-air.

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

The King of Sand Sculpture roared.The bird's beak burst out flames, and the huge flames were like sea waves, heading straight for Sister Bao'er.

"hateful."

Under the interference of the flames, Sister Bao'er's body in the air rolled over and landed on the ground again.

"Sister Baoer, let me come."

"My 15cm long gun is super fierce~"

Su Chen chuckled, took out a 15cm long gun with both hands, and shook it twice.

These two double guns are no longer the previous double guns, but titanium alloy double guns.

The dual guns were upgraded just now.He was about to try the power of the pistol to see if it was as powerful as his own gun.

()
Thinking of this, Su Chen held two guns.Directly aiming at the king of sand sculpture not far away, he fired more than 10 shots in a row.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

Blue flames spewed out from the muzzles of the dual guns, and bullets poured out one after another.

Extremely fast!

Great power!

The King of Sand Sculptures looked disdainful upon seeing this.He had seen Su Chen use these two guns on him before.It didn't do him any harm at all.

So at this moment, when the King of Sand Sculpture saw Su Chen shooting at him, he didn't even dodge.

It's just a bullet, but can it hit me?
but!

next moment!
"laugh!"

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

……

Those bullets pierced directly through the sand sculpture's body.A dozen blood holes were left on the sand sculpture.

The King of Sand Sculptures was stunned, he couldn't believe it, even shocked!
How can it be?

How can this be?

Su Chen's bullet could actually hurt him?

"Sand sculptures, sand sculptures!" (Screams)
"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture!"

After the King of Sand Sculpture let out one after another screams.Fall directly from a height of [-] meters to the ground, pawn!

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Kakashi: "!!!"

Liu Tianbo: "!!!"

While they were shocked, they were a little confused.

Nani?

Without even a fierce battle, the giant sand sculpture was solved so quickly?
This, this... is it too childish?

"As expected of me."

Su Chen smiled triumphantly, blew on the flame of the gun, and by the way poss~
I, Su Chen, the god of pistols... Bah, the god of guns.

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

"Deadpool role value +8"

……

however.

Just at this time.

Liu Tianbo's cell phone rang.

video call.

As soon as the video call was connected, two men appeared on the phone.

Lu Sisi's father.

Lu Sisi's grandfather.

"Dad. Grandpa."

When Lu Sisi saw the two men, she said excitedly with a small face.

"Don't worry. Miss is safe now. Let me tell you about the general situation."

When Liu Tianbo saw the two men, he smiled and explained in detail what happened in the secret realm.

After Lu Sisi's father and grandfather finished listening, they kept thanking Su Chen and the others.

After thanking her, Lu Sisi's grandfather was chatting with Lu Sisi.

The two of them were talking and laughing, a warm atmosphere.

"Sisi, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Grandpa Lu Sisi asked.

"I want to be a little fairy. Use a fairy stick to help grandpa fight monsters."

The little girl said with longing.

"Silly boy. When you grow up, grandpa has already been buried in the soil and died."

Grandpa Lu Sisi shook his head and smiled wryly.

However~
Just at this time.

The words that caught everyone off guard appeared~
only see...

The little girl replied innocently:

"Grandpa won't die."

"Because Dad often said that Grandpa is an old man~"

Su Chen: "!!!"

Kakashi: "!!!"

Liu Tianbo: "!!!"

Because Dad often said that Grandpa is an old man?

Good guy.

Kill Dad! Kill Dad!

"An immortal thing?"

"Is this what your father said?"

Grandpa Lu Sisi's expression changed, and he turned to look at Lu Sisi's father with a bad expression.

My son actually scolded me for being old?
I didn't think of it.He actually has one thing on the outside and another on the back!
On the surface, he is respectful and filial to me.Call me old and immortal behind my back?
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The more Grandpa Lu Sisi thought about it, the more angry he became, he was so angry that he wanted to lift the table.

"Sigh~"

Feeling his father's "kind" gaze, cold sweat broke out on Lu Sisi's father's forehead.

This familiar rush.This familiar smell.Let him recall that period of complete childhood memories.

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(Two perfect dividing lines!)

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