Siheyuan: At the beginning, he scolded the sticks!

The third master has had a very difficult time this year.

At first, it was quite satisfactory. After all, the unit issued a lot of things to subsidize the family. Although they are all small and not very valuable, mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small they are. At least I don’t need to buy them. You can also save two or three dollars!

And the most important thing is that there are two lanterns in the things distributed today, which means that four lanterns can be hung on his door today!

Hanging lanterns on the New Year’s door has always been a particular thing. Hanging two lanterns is equivalent to hanging four lanterns in an ordinary family, which means you are a decent family. Hanging six lanterns means you are a wealthy family. Hanging eight lanterns Well, then you are two lanterns, people who cannot afford to climb high.

According to previous years, two lanterns were usually hung in this courtyard, but this year only their house can hang four lanterns, which is very respectable.

When the third master thought about it, he felt very happy and cheerful, which caused him to slip and fall as soon as he walked out without looking at the road when he entered the door.

The moment he slipped and fell, the third uncle was startled immediately. As soon as he felt his butt hit the ground, he immediately supported himself with the rebound force of the ground, and quickly looked at his bicycle and the front and rear wheels of the bicycle. Did any of the little things inside the wheel get damaged.

He hurriedly supported the bicycle, checked it back and forth, and heaved a sigh of relief when he found that everything was intact. In order to avoid accidents from happening again, he simply put the two lanterns that had not been set up in his pocket.

Then he continued to push the bicycle and walked forward happily. When passing by Zhang Long’s house, he took a special look at the two lanterns hanging outside, and when he passed by He Yuzhu’s house, he also took a look at the two lanterns. Just as he was about to go back happily When I was there, I suddenly discovered that there was actually a row of lanterns hanging in front of the second uncle's house.

This row of lanterns dazzled the third master's eyes, so he hurried over to take a closer look. awkward!

Leaving aside the matter of the lantern, just seeing the gold-dusted couplet pasted on the wall made him feel uneasy.

When did this bangs get so rich?

Could it be that she has some money-making tricks that she didn't tell herself?

Thinking of this second uncle, I felt itchy in my heart, wishing to rush in to ask the second uncle immediately, but my hand had already been raised to the door, but I never knocked on it.

After all, it is New Year's Eve, and the third master still sticks to the lofty moral bottom line of being a people's teacher. Under the shackles of this layer of morality, he can only put down his hand angrily, and then push the bicycle with extreme dissatisfaction go home.

As soon as he got home, he found that two lanterns had been hung in front of his door. He immediately threw out the two lanterns in his pocket and asked Yan Jiefang to hang them up, while he lay down on his rocking chair , with his hands wrapped around his chest, looking sullen.

"Dad, that's not good! Everyone else is giving two, we are four? Isn't this leaking wealth? If we have riches, we can leak it, but we don't!"

Yan Jiefang looked at the two lanterns and said with a bit of embarrassment, of course he also knew that hanging the lanterns would save face, but it had to be supported by a lining!

The third mother was busy in the kitchen, when she heard the voice outside, she ran over to take a look, and said, "What to hang, four, can you live in town!

Put these two away quickly, and wait for us to hang them up next year! "

Yan Jiefang heard that the third mother was going to put the two lanterns away, and before he had taken two steps, he heard the voice of the third master:
"Why can't it be suppressed? Why can't I suppress four? Then eight of them can be suppressed in the bangs, so I can't suppress four?"

The third mother and Yan Jiefang looked at each other, and immediately understood why the third master is like this today.

Many neighbors have seen the row of lanterns at the second uncle’s house. Eight red lanterns are lined up in a row and hung under the eaves. If you know, they are red lanterns. Dry a circle of dried chili!
The main reason is that the second uncle's room is too small, he can't hang eight lanterns, so if he insists on hanging it, there will only be that kind of consequences!
Yan Jiefang also knew what the front of his house looked like. It would be a bit of a fool to hang two lanterns and four lanterns, so he persuaded:

"Oh dad! The second uncle likes to hang on you, let him hang it, look at his lantern is a lantern! He hung a bunch of peppers on it, besides, you don't know the second uncle, probably Are you in a good mood when you get promoted and get rich?"

"What? Is there really a way to get promoted and make a fortune? Why don't I know?"

When the third master heard what Yan Jiefang said, he couldn't sit still immediately, and sat up from the rocking chair in a hurry, staring at Yan Jiefang and asked her to say 123 quickly.

Yan Jiefang was taken aback for a moment, but then he remembered that the end of the year was approaching, people's teachers like the third master were indeed a bit busy at work, and it was reasonable to have no time to listen to gossip, so he promoted the first master, the second master, and Zhang Long to make a fortune. Talked about it again.

It's okay not to mention this, but the third master felt even more panicked when he said it, he couldn't sit still, so he stood up and started pacing:
"Both the first uncle and the second uncle have been promoted? What about me, the third uncle?"

"You are still your people's teacher, you are not from the rolling mill!"

"Why should they be officials? I can only be a teacher. I also want to be a director or a principal!"

"Then... isn't that kid Zhang Long not a leader at the school! Why don't you go to the school to find out if there is anyone who is similar to him? If you are a leader at the school, you can get close to him, maybe it will work?"

Yan Jiefang just offered his opinion casually, but he didn't expect this opinion to guess the pain point of the third master, and directly picked out all the awkwardness and anger in his heart just now.

Randomly picked it up from the side, and greeted Yan Jiefang directly with a broom.

"How to talk! Your father and I are the people's teacher, the people's teacher!
What I want to teach them is knowledge and morality!How can you do those sneaky things first!How to teach students in the future! "

Although Yan Jiefang ran fast, the room was small and the broom was big, no matter how well he hid in time, he would always be swept up a few times, so he started to run out covering his head, just about to open the door and escape , just bumped into Yan Jiecheng who just came back.

The third master confiscated the broom in his hand, and after Yan Jiefang squatted down, he swept it across Yan Jiecheng's face in a daze.

"Dad! What are you doing this New Year's Eve!"