Siheyuan: At the beginning, he scolded the sticks!

Xu Damao proudly passed by the crowd, then stood in front of Lou Xiaoe with his hips akimbo, and flicked the 50 hens in his hands, and the hens made a more intense clucking sound.

The second and third uncles who saw and heard the sound were full of distress.

The second uncle couldn't help but said: "I said Xu Damao, why are you so nervous? Can the chicken fall?"

The third master also echoed: "Ah, it must be life? Even if you don't eat him, you can't fall to death, right?"

Xu Damao is very stubborn now, and he taunted the two uncles: "What do you two know? Can my chicken be killed? This is my Xu Damao's chicken, and it won't die!"

The second uncle was extremely dissatisfied with Xu Damao's attitude: "What happened to your chicken? Your chicken is not a chicken anymore? This chicken must be our cherished property!

Do you understand? "

Xu Damao continued to be proud, and the third master said: "Xu Damao? Where did you come from?"

Faced with such questioning, Xu Damao didn't panic at all. According to the script Zhang Long had given him long ago, he said, "Third Master, can't you see this? Look at what I'm wearing, do you think I'm going to Where is it?"

Xu Damao is wearing a homespun padded jacket today, which is completely different from the shiny overcoat he used to wear. Usually, it means that he is going to a movie in the countryside.

The second uncle was the first to not believe it: "Nonsense, the countryside is so rich now, can I give you 50 chickens at once?"

Xu Damao still looked calm.

"Second uncle, do you know what a hermit in the mountains is? These days, is it possible that people who live in the city are rich? In the countryside, there are too many hidden dragons and crouching tigers!

Anyway, this time my 50 hens came to the picture very well, you can say whatever you want. "

While talking, Xu Damao tried to put all the 50 hens in the original chicken basket. Unfortunately, there was only one chicken in the original chicken basket, but now there are 50 hens, which has increased by 50 times. , I can't put it in for a while.

Seeing this, the third master immediately seized the opportunity: "I said Xu Damao, can't you fit this basket? Why don't you put some in my house, and I will keep it for you.

You only need to pay the maintenance fee of two eggs per day. "

Xu Damao disagreed: "Third Master, how can there be such a good thing in this world? Besides, the chickens are all put in your place, so how many eggs he lays every day, is it up to you?

This chicken, I don’t rely on anyone, I can’t raise it in the basket by myself, I can raise it at home! "

While talking, Xu Damao scattered all the chickens that couldn't fit in the basket all over the house.

Lou Xiao'e, who was standing at the door, screamed and quickly backed out from the door.

"What are you doing? Xu Damao! How can this chicken feed the family!"

The second uncle, the third uncle, and other people in the yard also echoed, saying that this chicken cannot be raised in the family.

Xu Damaozi didn't care. In his opinion, they just wanted to share his chicken.

They sent them away one by one with mouth cannons, and then built a simple fence in the house to lock the chickens in.

Lou Xiaoe was so angry outside that she almost burst into tears.

"Xu Damao, are you really crazy? How can I sleep in these offices?"

Xu Damao turned his ears to it, and answered casually: "Why can't you sleep? You sleep inside, and the chicken sleeps outside, it doesn't matter!"

Under Xu Damao's insistence, more than half of the 50 chickens were finally brought into the house.

So that night, the whole courtyard was filled with the crowing of chickens.

Even Zhang Long, who gave the chicken to Xu Damao personally, regretted it a bit. Should he change someone else?
In fact, He Yuzhu is better than Xu Damao?
But everything has been done, and He Yuzhu's state may not be better than Xu Damao's, Zhang Long can only toss and turn and sleep with the cock crowing.

Not long after falling asleep, even Zhang Long felt that he was not asleep. A sharp scream sounded in the entire courtyard, startling everyone in the courtyard who hadn't slept well all night.

This voice came from Xu Damao, and it should be Lou Xiaoe.

Zhang Long quickly got out of bed, greeted the old lady, and rushed directly to Xu Damao's house.

When we arrived, many people had already passed by, the first, second, and third uncles were all there.

Qin Huairu, He Yuzhu and others were also there.

Lou Xiao'e was fully clothed and squatted at the door of the house. If it wasn't for the support of others, she would probably be sitting on the ground by now.

Even with a piece of clothing on, it can be seen that the whole body is covered with chicken feathers, and all the clothes are without exception.

Xu Damao was even worse, he came out with a bed sheet, and even the bed sheet was covered with chicken feathers.

Looking from the outside to the inside, it can be seen that the simple basic blue that Xu Da did not make last night did not have any effect at all. , no dogs.

Lou Xiao'e was sitting on the ground crying, Xu Damao was wearing a bed sheet, and stood beside him blankly, with no expression other than sluggishness at night.

The uncle pushed away the crowd and went into the room to have a look, but he was forced out by the jumping chickens just as he entered.

It was even stained with some chicken feathers. Under the interference of the uncle, two chickens ran out directly, clucked over Lou Xiaoe's legs, and ran out of the yard.

Lou Xiao'e screamed again, bounced off the ground, and slapped her legs hard several times.

"Xu Damao! It's all your fault! Why are you raising so many chickens!"

Lou Xiaoe wiped her tears while crying, and what she cried was hiccups. The first mother and the third mother supported her and patted her on the back to help him calm down.

Xu Damao also knew that he had caused trouble, but he didn't want to lose face.

"Isn't this the first time I've raised so many chickens? I have no experience! Come on tomorrow, it's not just today, today I will build a big chicken coop at the door of our house, and put all the chickens in it tonight!"

The second uncle immediately said: "Could it be possible that these chickens will stop crowing if they are placed outside? They have been crowing all night, can you ask who in this yard has slept well?"

As soon as the second uncle's voice fell, a bunch of people followed suit. Everyone was so noisy by the chickens last night that they didn't sleep well.

Xu Damao was in a hurry: "Then what should I do? Then I can't throw all the phones out, right? It's all money? No way!"

The third master came out to be a peacemaker again, and the old matter was brought up again.

"In the past, every household raised chickens and nothing happened. Let me see, there are too many chickens. If you don't care about it, you might as well divide the chickens and share them with us."