I have no shame in being the licking dog of the empress sister

President Liberty was mad with hatred, the whole palace was crumbling under his roar, and the satellite phone in his hand was smashed to pieces at this moment.

If he continued to talk to this old thief, he was really afraid that something would come out of his anger again.

Boom.There was a knock on the door.

"President, President, what happened?" Li Zhaosong's cautious voice came from outside the door.

The president could have predicted what would happen next.

Self: "Our treasury of the United States was also looted by that old thief Chen Yu."

Li Zhaosong: "Oh, my God! Isn't this old thief Chen Yu too much? Not only did he rob the treasury of my pickle country, but he also didn't let go of your American treasury. It's a beast!
By the way, President, didn't you say before that Chen Yu would not dare to attack the United States?Chairman, what you said is not right. "

Own……

"Get out! Get out! Get out!" President Liberty roared angrily.

Dome building.

The congressmen looked at each other in blank dismay, the chairman just hung up the phone?So President, are you coming or not?If you don't come, that old thief Chen Yu might bully us.

Glancing at Zhang Chen, who was full of gentle smiles and gentle manners, the hearts of the congressmen were trembling.

Sonia and the other three buddies have bright eyes, so what if the free president is powerful?Didn't he lose his wits because of Chen Yu's few words?

The number one powerhouse in the East really lives up to its reputation!

At this time, the three buddies all looked at Zhang Chen with their burning eyes, and when they saw the Buddhist beads hanging around Zhang Chen's neck, they were all astonished.

"Could it be that this is the guidance of the Buddha?"

"Master Sonia is really right, Chen Yu, you are really a living Bodhisattva!"

When the councilors heard this, their faces turned green. What the hell is the guidance of the Buddha?This is clearly a priceless treasure in our American treasury!He, Chen Yu, is a robber!What about Bodhisattvas?Nonsence!

Of course, at this moment, they can only curse in their hearts. Facing Zhang Chen, they can only tremble.

Zhang Chen's eyes were full of contempt.

These people may have forgotten, where did the treasures in their treasury come from?Apart from other things, just this string of prayer beads on the neck, can they make this thing?
So, the big guys are all in the same boat, and the weak prey on the strong, this group of people must have done a lot, but when it was their turn to be the weak one to be eaten, they still had the nerve to complain with aggrieved faces, it was disgusting!
Zhang Chen smiled and waved.

"My friends, I, Chen Yu, have only done what I can. I dare not be a living Bodhisattva."

Living Bodhisattva?Isn't this putting gold on Chen Yu's old thief's face?Zhang Chen didn't forget his real purpose, which was to completely stink Chen Yu's reputation as an old thief, at least worse than his own.

"No, no. Chen Ju, you are too modest. Your image in our mind is a living Bodhisattva." Sonia praised with admiration.

The three buddies also nodded seriously, "Chen Ju, you are our living Bodhisattva."

Zhang Chen gritted his teeth, "Do you remember Amanda? That guy was knocked out by me and thrown into the cleaning car at the toilet door in Washington Airport, so I am a big villain."

The three buddies shook their heads seriously, "It's his honor."

Zhang Chen...

Lin Qingxue...

Congressman...

"Okay." Zhang Chen coughed twice, "Don't forget what we are here for?? Let's go and clean up the relic creatures together."

"Okay, Bureau Chen." The three buddies obeyed.

On the other hand, the councilors changed their colors. They seemed to have anticipated what would happen next, and their entire bodies were trembling because they were so angry.

"Chen Bureau, let's not bother you, the relic creatures, we can clean them up ourselves." The fat councilor said with a mournful face.

"Huh? What do you mean? You don't like me, Chen Yu, do you?" Zhang Chen stared and said fiercely.

The congressmen felt a murderous intent coming towards their faces, and they couldn't help but shut their mouths, no one dared to come out to obstruct it.

Zhang Chenxin said: These people are really frightening.In fact, how could he be willing to kill this group of people now?

Blinking at Lin Qingxue who was at the side, Lin Qingxue understood and immediately took out a video camera.

"Let's go, go clean up the relic creatures." Zhang Chen waved his hand.

The congressmen shed tears of humiliation silently in their hearts, but the third buddies laughed heartily.

What Zhang Chen has to do is very simple, that is to clean up for nothing.Cleanse Chen Yu for nothing, and by the way, clean up the three buddies for nothing.

"You, you, and you, remember to cry for me later, and you, take a shot of saving your life for me later, and you must play a bright and righteous image."

The three buddies nodded hastily, while the congressmen wanted to cry but had no tears, alas!Chen Yu, your heart is dark!They actually used the same set of kimchi country on us.

"Hey! This picture is not ideal, let's do it all over again."

"What the hell are you crying about? Do it all over again."

……

Finally, with the unremitting efforts of our director Zhang, and the cooperation of the third brother and members of parliament, an epic documentary was released.

In the documentary, the Dome of America was brutally invaded by relic creatures. After the congressmen fought hard, they were still defeated.

"Ah! This damned relic creature! God! Can you please ask someone to save us?" The fat congressman roared hoarsely.

Snapped!
The giant python swept out with one tail, and the fat congressman flew out, hitting the metal wall, only to have his nose bruised, his face swollen, and his head bleeding.

It needs to be mentioned here that in order to reflect the authenticity of the documentary, Zhang Chen firmly opposes the use of special effects or doubles, and all images are reproduced from real scenes.

Next, it's our three buddies' turn to play.

"Friends in America, hold on, we are here to save you!" Sonia roared, and rushed forward with the three buddies. After a brutal fight, the three buddies were also scarred.

"Friends, thank you! By the way, your injuries don't matter, right?" the congressmen said with concern.

"These injuries are nothing! Every country in the world is a family that loves each other, and it is right to go through fire and water for the family!"

Sonia said impassionedly.

The councilors couldn't help tears welling up in their eyes. After the two sides fought each other for a while, the battle also came to a fever pitch. Everyone lost and was killed and retreated steadily.

"What should we do? The relic creatures are killing more and more, are we going to die?" The fat congressman let out a mournful cry.

"Ah! Buddha, can you ask Bodhisattva to save us?"

At this time, our protagonist finally made his debut.

"Friends, hold on, I, Chen Yu, will come too!"

Chen Yu descended from the sky, wearing a Buddha bead on his head, with a solemn treasure, and raised his hands to sacrifice a series of magical powers, trying to turn the tide and reverse the decline.

Finally, under the concerted efforts of everyone, the relic creatures were cleaned up bit by bit.

Immediately afterwards, the congressmen came out one after another and bid farewell with tears. The three buddies wiped away their tears and wept uncontrollably. Chen Yu smiled like a spring breeze.

At the end of the documentary, there is a monologue.

The chubby congressman faced the camera and said tearfully:

"Thank God for sending such a group of angels! You are our eternal friends in the United States! Thank you my friends! We will always remember you!"

"How is it? Bureau Chen? Are you satisfied?" Sonia asked with a flattering expression.

Zhang Chen frowned, this washing is a little too white, right?

"Forget it, let's just leave it at that." Zhang Chen waved his hand lightly and said, "Next, go ahead and do whatever you want."

The councilors nodded in lovelessness. It was predictable that if the chairman of his own family saw this documentary, he might have the desire to hack them to death.

There was nothing they could do. If they refused to obey, they might be hacked to death by Chen Yu now.

"Let's go, go to our treasury to have a look, maybe there is something left over, when the time comes, each of us big guys will put some money into it, so as to appease the president's anger."

The fat congressman whispered.

The members of the House of Representatives nodded. Right now, this may be the only way they can rescue them.

After carefully looking at Zhang Chen, the councilors left in silence.

Zhang Chen looked at Sonia and the others with a smile on his face, "My friends, next, let's talk about our cooperation."

Sonia was shocked when she heard this, and he hurriedly said:
"Chen Bureau, are you talking about the [-] magical artifacts? In my opinion, there is no need for us to cooperate."

Zhang Chen stared, and made a fist gesture along the way. "What do you mean?"

"No, no, Bureau Chen, it's definitely not what you think." Sonia's words were a little awkward.

"What I mean is, these instruments are useless in our hands anyway, why don't we give them all to Director Chen as an apology for the last time we offended you."

Zhang Chenxin said: Is there such a good thing?

After pondering for a while, he still shook his head.

"I, Chen Yu, always say the same thing. Since I said it is cooperation, I don't bother to ask for more."

From the perspective of current interests, prostitution of these instruments can indeed make a lot of money, but that's all.

Zhang Chen thinks about long-term interests.The fat and tender big leeks, of course, can be cut off all the time.

Cough cough, that should be called mutual benefit.

The three buddies are one by one, with strange eyes, is this something that the old thief Chen Yu can say?
"Chen Ju really understands righteousness, so I don't know how Chen Ju wants to cooperate. If we cooperate, how much do you plan to ask for?" Sonia asked with some expectation.

Zhang Chen chose to cooperate. For them, isn't that a surprise?
Zhang Chen smiled and stretched out a finger.

"One, ten percent?"

The three buddies were all dumbfounded, what the hell, am I dreaming?How could Chen Yu offer such a price?

Sonia's breathing was a little short, and the third brothers trembled excitedly.

"Chen Ju, you are really our living Bodhisattva!"