At the beginning, I like to mention the girlfriend of the 100 billion president

The situation behind the Order of the Phoenix will be very difficult.

Because Jin Fenghuang discovered that it wasn't just the four judges who had problems, but even the group of people who participated in the competition secretly tried their best.

Others didn't dare to say it, but the Vulcan of the drag racing party definitely paid someone to come.

I was the most confident in the first round. I wanted to get off to a good start, but lost. There were two more rounds to come, and I had to win all of them. If there was a slight mistake, the Order of the Phoenix would be discredited this time.

After all, what kind of poems and songs you advocated for, but in the end you made a lot of trouble and let others win the championship. People will think that if you promise to study the Order of the Phoenix, there will be no talents?
So Jin Fenghuang was under a lot of pressure at this time. Fortunately, Yu'er and the people around her stopped booing Lin Feng at this time, which made her feel a little more at ease.

Jin Fenghuang sat back on his seat and said to Yu'er: "Let's start the next round!"

Yu'er walked to the front stage, held a microphone and said to the audience:
"The second round, couplets, the PK method of scholars since ancient times, pairing is an indispensable item, so today we will continue the rules of our ancestors and conduct pairing. The competition system of this round is a free challenge system. Everyone You can freely choose your own opponent, and then make each other's upper line, let the opponent face the second line, the last time, get one point, and the other side gets one point!"

"That's right, yes, I like it!" Although Cui Sanye is uneducated, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he likes symmetry, including the clothes he wears. There is a pocket on this side, and there must be a pocket on the other side in the same position. , otherwise he will feel uncomfortable and uncomfortable to wear.

What is important about pairs is neatness and symmetry, which is just in line with his personal habits.

Yu'er said: "Mr. Cui is so elegant, then Mr. Cui will come first!"

"Okay!" Cui Sanye stood up: "I challenge the Order of the Phoenix!"

His purpose, very obvious and very direct, is to smash things up!
Golden Phoenix smiled slightly and stood up to fight.

Cui Sanye went out first, and shouted loudly: "Listen, my Shanglian is: Mahjong, poker, gold flower, go home after losing!"

When the people around heard it, they laughed loudly, this Mr. Cui is gambling and will not change his nature!

Jin Fenghuang thought for a while, and said softly: "The west wind runs on the thin horse on the ancient road, and the heartbroken man is at the end of the world!"

"Good match!" Wei Yichen exclaimed.

However, there was no sound outside the arena.

No one can understand.

What the hell is westerly and heartbroken?My intestines are broken, can I still live?

At this time, the judges saw that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so they stood up and spoke. Master Dao took the lead and said, "I said Golden Phoenix, what are you doing right? What kind of skinny horse? What kind of thing is this?"

Jin Fenghuang frowned and said: "The general idea is."

"Come on, you don't need to explain. If you explain too much, it will be irrational. Do you think I don't understand ancient Chinese pairs? Of course I understand, otherwise how can I be a referee?" Master Dao said, he felt that if Jin Fenghuang explained , it seems that he is very uneducated.

Jin Fenghuang was speechless, uneducated and pretending to be an educated person was enough.

But she could only knock out her teeth and swallow it in her stomach. She hired this person, so what else can she do!
"Come on, this point is for Cui San!" Master Dao said: "Golden Phoenix, it's your turn to publish the Shanglian, don't talk nonsense, everyone should listen comfortably, and publish your Shanglian!"

Master Dao's so-called mess refers to those that he can't understand.

Jin Fenghuang sighed and said: "Listen well, the first couplet is: Traveling around the lake and sea, I am ashamed to see Meishan enlightening me!"

"Okay, okay, Cui San gets another point!" Master Dao waved his hand.

He was really impatient, this sentence was more difficult to understand than the last one, he directly gave the share to Cui Sanye Cui Bing!
"Why?" At this time, Yu'er couldn't hold back anymore. The eldest sister just finished the first couplet, and the second couplet was not released, so she was directly sentenced to lose one point. What's the matter?If this continues, isn't the Order of the Phoenix miserable?

Master Dao said boldly: "I told you all, don't make some messes, everything is like a lake and a sea, you ask people if they can understand what you are saying?"

"That's because you are uneducated!" Yu'er was in a hurry.

"Say it again?" Master Dao stared like a bull.

"Oh, oh, it's just a couplet, don't hurt your temper, one point is given, one point is given!" Lin Feng said with a smile at this time.

"Oh, right, look at how sensible this little brother is!" Master Dao said: "The backer helped Cui San get two points in this game, and the Order of the Phoenix, hmph, not one point!"

Yu'er's eyes were red with anger: "Lin Feng, what are you doing?"

"I'm helping you!" Lin Feng laughed.

"You helped me like this?" Yu'er cried angrily: "I lost a cent! Did you do it on purpose?"

"Oh, you're still young, you don't understand! Come and play, let me meet them!" Lin Feng said, and sat in the front seat: "I was honored to be invited by the Order of the Phoenix to be their guest, so, I Request to fight in place of the Order of the Phoenix!"

"You..." Yu'er still wanted to step forward to stop her, but was grabbed by Jin Fenghuang, and said: "The overall situation is settled, it's the same for anyone who tries, stop making trouble, let Lin Feng play!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Fenghuang sat back on the large sycamore wooden chair with a lonely expression on his face.

If you lose this sentence again, the Order of the Phoenix will lose completely!But now it seems that there is no hope. I really shouldn't invite this group of big bastards to lift a rock and shoot myself in the foot!
Yu'er's eyes were red with suffocation, and she didn't have the heart to proceed to the next link.

Seeing the Order of the Phoenix like this, the people around it can be regarded as happy, the Order of the Phoenix is ​​to blame, this meeting is considered a failure.

Then, they just play around.

And Vulcan is even more happy, he is here for the championship, so he is still carefully analyzing the situation in front of him behind his back.

As for Long Shao of the Longkou group, he kept staring at Lin Feng. He didn't care whether he was a champion or not, he just wanted to beat Lin Feng to death.

As for the four judges, they were quite proud, they just didn't want to see Jin Fenghuang flirting with other men, how can we help you like this?
So, they were secretly happy.

At this time, seeing that Yu'er was not coming out to host, Lord Dao directly came to host. He announced that it would continue, and the next step was for the Longkou group to choose an opponent.

Long Shao of the Longkou Group naturally chose the Order of the Phoenix, because first, the Order of the Phoenix is ​​easy to bully, and second, Lin Feng is now representing the Order of the Phoenix, and he wants to humiliate Lin Feng.

During the period just now, he consulted with his younger brothers and had already thought up a few couplets, so he opened his mouth and said to Lin Feng:

"Lin Feng, come and pick up my pair. The first couplet is: Plant trees on your grave!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone applauded one after another. This is aggressive enough to directly plant trees on other people's graves.

Lin Feng smiled slightly, and replied in less than three seconds: "I will make a coffin for you to live in!"

"Hahaha!" Wei Yichen burst into laughter: "Let him live in the coffin, it's a good match, a good match!"

As soon as Young Master Long heard that he wanted to make a coffin for me, he came up with a bad temper. He made several pairs, all of which were meant to humiliate Lin Feng. If one fails, I will be the second.

Long Shao shouted: "Lin Feng, listen to me, the upper line is: Trees don't need bark, they will surely die!"

Lin Feng said: "You are shameless, you are invincible!"

"Hahaha!" Wei Yichen laughed again, when did the boss treat the pair so well!

It is obvious that Young Master Long is scolding him, cursing him.As for the second line, he actually scolded back directly, neatly and simply!
The people around listened enthusiastically, what the hell, this kid is really good!

Long Shao was so angry that he was scolding Lin Feng at first, but he was scolded by Lin Feng instead. He got anxious, took out his trump card, and shouted:
"The upper couplet is: Lin Feng is shameless for his face, shameless and then shameless, don't be too troublesome to have a face, Lin Feng might as well not have a face!"

"Fuck, this pair is long, it's a bit difficult!" The people around sighed.

But Lin Feng thought for a while, and immediately replied:
"The second line is: Young Master Long doesn't eat shit when he eats. If he eats it, it turns into shit. It's so troublesome to turn shit into shit after eating. Shao Long is better off eating shit!"

"Hahahaha!" The crowd couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly burst into laughter.

This sentence is aimed at, originally it was Long Shao who scolded people in the first couplet, but every time the second couplet was scolded, and this kid, he didn't think for more than three seconds each time, he was a genius!
At this time, everyone present had a new understanding of Lin Feng's talent. Although everyone still didn't like Lin Feng very much, they had to admire his talent. No wonder Golden Phoenix favored him so much.

"In this game, Lin Feng wins, get one point!" Master Dao announced from the side, it was obvious that Lin Feng had won.

"What? My boss hits three pairs, and you get one point?" Wei Yichen said angrily.

"Chenchen, don't get excited, the joy of pairing is that when someone punches you, you can give him back, and hit him even worse. As for the scores, the judges can give them whatever they like, I don't care! "Lin Feng's expression was calm.

I rub!

Everyone sighed, this kid is too crazy, right?

At this time, Lord Dao announced: "Lin Feng, it's your turn to come out with the Shanglian!"