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Chapter 311 Come on Hero
"What small sacrifice?" Wei Hao asked nervously.
"Don't be afraid, you can't sacrifice anything, just help identify something!" Lin Feng said.
"Oh, that's easy to say!" Wei Hao patted his chest and said, "He is my grandfather, and I am sure I would like to contribute to my grandfather's recovery!"
"Good grandson!" Lin Feng gave a thumbs up!
"You take advantage of me!" Wei Hao said angrily.
"No, I mean, your grandson is really filial!"
"You're still scolding me!"
"If you think I'm scolding you, I can't help it. It's the first time I've seen someone scolding you in so many years!" Lin Feng said: "I mean, is your grandson really his filial piety!"
"Of course, when it comes to filial piety, in our generation, no one is more filial than me. If I can save grandpa, I will certainly be the first!" Wei Hao took the opportunity to brag, after all, he wanted to establish a good image in the family. And grandpa will divide the family property in the future, so I am so filial, so I should share more.
Lin Feng said: "Okay, since you are so responsible, come, come to the front, and I will tell you what to do!"
"Okay!" Wei Hao said heartily, Lin Feng, Lin Feng, you have finally done something that is beneficial to me.
At this time, Lin Feng said to Gao Qingshan: "Give me a funnel, a thick plastic bag, and a plastic tube that can be connected to the funnel!"
"Okay!" Gao Qingshan listened, and hurriedly asked someone to get it.
Soon after the three items were brought over, Lin Feng connected one end of the plastic tube to the funnel, picked up the plastic bag and said to Wei Hao, "Come on, put your big head in the plastic bag!"
"What are you doing, do you want to suffocate me?" Wei Hao said.
"How come, the plastic bag won't be completely sealed, and I'll give you a tube to breathe!" Lin Feng said.
Wei Hao dubiously put the plastic bag on his head, fastened the bottom tightly, and his whole head was inside the plastic bag.
Sure enough, Lin Feng put the plastic tube into the plastic bag from below for Wei Hao to breathe.
"What are you doing here?" Wei Hao couldn't understand what Lin Feng was doing.
Lin Feng said: "What I want you to do is to help me identify the smell of the gas emitted by the old man. The smell can identify the nature of the toxin in the old man's body, and then I can prescribe medicine for the old man based on this judgment result. , the old man will wake up soon!"
Wei Hao didn't care about whether the old man was awake or not, but asked, "What gas? Where did the gas come from?"
"It will be there soon, the old man will fart for you, you should pay attention to smell it!" Lin Feng said, put the other end of the funnel into Wei Zhentian's pants, and put it on his buttocks.
In this way, Wei Zhentian's fart can be directly introduced into the plastic bag covering Wei Hao's head through the plastic tube.
"Ah? You let me smell farts?" Wei Hao said, "I won't do it!"
"Wei Hao!" Lin Feng said: "You are so filial, and you are your grandpa's grandson. At this time, everyone is watching. We can't be cowardly, or it will be too embarrassing, you know?"
"Well, you can't smell farts either!" Wei Hao had already passed through the breathing tube and smelled the stench that was about to move. He retched and said, "Is there any other way?"
"No, the old man didn't eat, so he probably can't pull it out, otherwise, you can tell the difference even if you eat shit!" Lin Feng said.
"Fuck, I'd better smell farts!" Wei Hao felt that he couldn't let Lin Feng talk any more.
"Well, good boy!" Lin Feng said with a smirk.
"By the way, can I open the plastic bag, or the fart will collapse into the plastic bag, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it!" Wei Hao said with a difficult face: "Why don't you just smell a fart? I'll lie behind my grandpa Just smell it!"
"No!" Lin Feng said: "If you open the bag, the fart smell will disperse and mix with other smells, which will affect your judgment. If you can't judge the taste, I can't prescribe medicine, do you understand?"
"Fuck!" Wei Hao was so angry, Lin Feng said to let me sacrifice, so he did this kind of thing, co-authored and he was plotted by Lin Feng, grandma, so angry!
To let myself smell farts, to be a dignified young master, to cover a plastic bag to smell farts, so as not to be laughed at to death?
Moreover, this fart has been held in for a long time, it must smell bad, isn't this intentionally torturing me!
However, he was already on the verge of riding a tiger. If he gave up at this time, the whole Wei family would be watching, and he would become an unfilial descendant.
However, through the plastic bag, he saw the two little beautiful nurses outside, covering their mouths and giggling, and suddenly felt angry again.
Paralyzed, the two little beauties must have made me laugh so hard, it would be a shame to needle him!How can you pick up girls?
Lin Feng, are you waiting, when I finish this matter, I will definitely deal with you well, and I will make you pay for everything you did today!
Wei Hao gritted his teeth in the plastic bag, his face full of anger.
Lin Feng looked at this scene, wanted to laugh, but pretended to be very serious, and said: "Oh, Mr. Wei, you take the lead for the sake of grandpa. You are a young hero. Come, let's applaud Mr. Wei!"
"Papa papa!" The hospital burst into applause.
When Wei Hao saw that everyone admired him, he smiled and waved his hands left and right, like a leader inspecting and greeting his subordinates!
Lin Feng said suddenly: "Attention, the fart is coming! Taste carefully!"
As he spoke, he pulled out Wei Zhen Tian Ling Gai's silver needle by half an inch.
Immediately, Wei Zhentian's body trembled, his abdomen showed a slight wave shape, and there was an incomparably loud sound between his legs: "Puff-boom-crack-pop-"
A series of fart noises came from Wei Zhentian, and a faint dark green smoke was visible to the naked eye, which was transmitted directly from the plastic tube to the plastic bag covering Wei Hao's head.
One second before, Wei Hao was still waving triumphantly to everyone, but the next second, his expression froze suddenly: "Ah——It stinks——Ah——I can't—"
Wei Hao yelled, rolled his eyes, and fell headfirst on the hospital bed.
"Xiaohao!" Wei Yunhu hurried forward.
"Stand back!" Lin Feng said, "Your son is fine, don't be afraid!"
With that said, Lin Feng opened the plastic bag a little, letting Wei Hao's head stick out.
Immediately, a stench was also spurted out!
"Ah—" Everyone covered their mouths and noses, and quickly moved away.
This smell is so irritating, it smells n times worse than normal farts!
When others got closer and smelled it, they were almost dizzy, nauseated and vomited. It was hard to imagine that this fart was stuffed in a bag, and Wei Hao had it all to himself. How ecstatic it was!
No wonder it passed as soon as he rolled his eyes, no one can stand this!
At this moment, Lin Feng patted Wei Hao's face and said, "Hey, wake up, great hero!"
"Eh!" Wei Hao woke up leisurely when Lin Feng called him.
Lin Feng smiled and said, "Come on, tell me, what does fart taste like?"
Wei Hao was still a little dazed, shook his head hard a few times, and said, "Smelly——the smell is extremely—"
"Is there anything else?" Lin Feng asked.
"It's gone, it just stinks!" Wei Hao said, retching a few times.
"Oh, who doesn't know that farts are smelly? Didn't I let you taste them carefully? You have to explain the taste in detail, otherwise I won't be able to identify the toxin properties in the old man's body!" Lin Feng said disappointedly.
"Ah? It's too stinky, I can't smell anything else!" Wei Hao said.
"This won't work!" Lin Feng said with a disappointed look on his face, "There is no way to save your grandpa like this!"
"Then what should we do?" Wei Hao asked.
"What else can I do? Only you can smell it again!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Ah? Come again?" Wei Hao trembled, and a deep fear instantly swept through his body!
"There is no other way! Whoever told you not to smell clearly, you are to blame!" Lin Feng said: "Come on, my hero, this time, smell it well!"
With that said, he put the plastic bag on Wei Hao's head again.
"Don't be afraid, you can't sacrifice anything, just help identify something!" Lin Feng said.
"Oh, that's easy to say!" Wei Hao patted his chest and said, "He is my grandfather, and I am sure I would like to contribute to my grandfather's recovery!"
"Good grandson!" Lin Feng gave a thumbs up!
"You take advantage of me!" Wei Hao said angrily.
"No, I mean, your grandson is really filial!"
"You're still scolding me!"
"If you think I'm scolding you, I can't help it. It's the first time I've seen someone scolding you in so many years!" Lin Feng said: "I mean, is your grandson really his filial piety!"
"Of course, when it comes to filial piety, in our generation, no one is more filial than me. If I can save grandpa, I will certainly be the first!" Wei Hao took the opportunity to brag, after all, he wanted to establish a good image in the family. And grandpa will divide the family property in the future, so I am so filial, so I should share more.
Lin Feng said: "Okay, since you are so responsible, come, come to the front, and I will tell you what to do!"
"Okay!" Wei Hao said heartily, Lin Feng, Lin Feng, you have finally done something that is beneficial to me.
At this time, Lin Feng said to Gao Qingshan: "Give me a funnel, a thick plastic bag, and a plastic tube that can be connected to the funnel!"
"Okay!" Gao Qingshan listened, and hurriedly asked someone to get it.
Soon after the three items were brought over, Lin Feng connected one end of the plastic tube to the funnel, picked up the plastic bag and said to Wei Hao, "Come on, put your big head in the plastic bag!"
"What are you doing, do you want to suffocate me?" Wei Hao said.
"How come, the plastic bag won't be completely sealed, and I'll give you a tube to breathe!" Lin Feng said.
Wei Hao dubiously put the plastic bag on his head, fastened the bottom tightly, and his whole head was inside the plastic bag.
Sure enough, Lin Feng put the plastic tube into the plastic bag from below for Wei Hao to breathe.
"What are you doing here?" Wei Hao couldn't understand what Lin Feng was doing.
Lin Feng said: "What I want you to do is to help me identify the smell of the gas emitted by the old man. The smell can identify the nature of the toxin in the old man's body, and then I can prescribe medicine for the old man based on this judgment result. , the old man will wake up soon!"
Wei Hao didn't care about whether the old man was awake or not, but asked, "What gas? Where did the gas come from?"
"It will be there soon, the old man will fart for you, you should pay attention to smell it!" Lin Feng said, put the other end of the funnel into Wei Zhentian's pants, and put it on his buttocks.
In this way, Wei Zhentian's fart can be directly introduced into the plastic bag covering Wei Hao's head through the plastic tube.
"Ah? You let me smell farts?" Wei Hao said, "I won't do it!"
"Wei Hao!" Lin Feng said: "You are so filial, and you are your grandpa's grandson. At this time, everyone is watching. We can't be cowardly, or it will be too embarrassing, you know?"
"Well, you can't smell farts either!" Wei Hao had already passed through the breathing tube and smelled the stench that was about to move. He retched and said, "Is there any other way?"
"No, the old man didn't eat, so he probably can't pull it out, otherwise, you can tell the difference even if you eat shit!" Lin Feng said.
"Fuck, I'd better smell farts!" Wei Hao felt that he couldn't let Lin Feng talk any more.
"Well, good boy!" Lin Feng said with a smirk.
"By the way, can I open the plastic bag, or the fart will collapse into the plastic bag, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it!" Wei Hao said with a difficult face: "Why don't you just smell a fart? I'll lie behind my grandpa Just smell it!"
"No!" Lin Feng said: "If you open the bag, the fart smell will disperse and mix with other smells, which will affect your judgment. If you can't judge the taste, I can't prescribe medicine, do you understand?"
"Fuck!" Wei Hao was so angry, Lin Feng said to let me sacrifice, so he did this kind of thing, co-authored and he was plotted by Lin Feng, grandma, so angry!
To let myself smell farts, to be a dignified young master, to cover a plastic bag to smell farts, so as not to be laughed at to death?
Moreover, this fart has been held in for a long time, it must smell bad, isn't this intentionally torturing me!
However, he was already on the verge of riding a tiger. If he gave up at this time, the whole Wei family would be watching, and he would become an unfilial descendant.
However, through the plastic bag, he saw the two little beautiful nurses outside, covering their mouths and giggling, and suddenly felt angry again.
Paralyzed, the two little beauties must have made me laugh so hard, it would be a shame to needle him!How can you pick up girls?
Lin Feng, are you waiting, when I finish this matter, I will definitely deal with you well, and I will make you pay for everything you did today!
Wei Hao gritted his teeth in the plastic bag, his face full of anger.
Lin Feng looked at this scene, wanted to laugh, but pretended to be very serious, and said: "Oh, Mr. Wei, you take the lead for the sake of grandpa. You are a young hero. Come, let's applaud Mr. Wei!"
"Papa papa!" The hospital burst into applause.
When Wei Hao saw that everyone admired him, he smiled and waved his hands left and right, like a leader inspecting and greeting his subordinates!
Lin Feng said suddenly: "Attention, the fart is coming! Taste carefully!"
As he spoke, he pulled out Wei Zhen Tian Ling Gai's silver needle by half an inch.
Immediately, Wei Zhentian's body trembled, his abdomen showed a slight wave shape, and there was an incomparably loud sound between his legs: "Puff-boom-crack-pop-"
A series of fart noises came from Wei Zhentian, and a faint dark green smoke was visible to the naked eye, which was transmitted directly from the plastic tube to the plastic bag covering Wei Hao's head.
One second before, Wei Hao was still waving triumphantly to everyone, but the next second, his expression froze suddenly: "Ah——It stinks——Ah——I can't—"
Wei Hao yelled, rolled his eyes, and fell headfirst on the hospital bed.
"Xiaohao!" Wei Yunhu hurried forward.
"Stand back!" Lin Feng said, "Your son is fine, don't be afraid!"
With that said, Lin Feng opened the plastic bag a little, letting Wei Hao's head stick out.
Immediately, a stench was also spurted out!
"Ah—" Everyone covered their mouths and noses, and quickly moved away.
This smell is so irritating, it smells n times worse than normal farts!
When others got closer and smelled it, they were almost dizzy, nauseated and vomited. It was hard to imagine that this fart was stuffed in a bag, and Wei Hao had it all to himself. How ecstatic it was!
No wonder it passed as soon as he rolled his eyes, no one can stand this!
At this moment, Lin Feng patted Wei Hao's face and said, "Hey, wake up, great hero!"
"Eh!" Wei Hao woke up leisurely when Lin Feng called him.
Lin Feng smiled and said, "Come on, tell me, what does fart taste like?"
Wei Hao was still a little dazed, shook his head hard a few times, and said, "Smelly——the smell is extremely—"
"Is there anything else?" Lin Feng asked.
"It's gone, it just stinks!" Wei Hao said, retching a few times.
"Oh, who doesn't know that farts are smelly? Didn't I let you taste them carefully? You have to explain the taste in detail, otherwise I won't be able to identify the toxin properties in the old man's body!" Lin Feng said disappointedly.
"Ah? It's too stinky, I can't smell anything else!" Wei Hao said.
"This won't work!" Lin Feng said with a disappointed look on his face, "There is no way to save your grandpa like this!"
"Then what should we do?" Wei Hao asked.
"What else can I do? Only you can smell it again!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Ah? Come again?" Wei Hao trembled, and a deep fear instantly swept through his body!
"There is no other way! Whoever told you not to smell clearly, you are to blame!" Lin Feng said: "Come on, my hero, this time, smell it well!"
With that said, he put the plastic bag on Wei Hao's head again.
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