Live broadcast: My leisurely life on the island

"First of all, the crab is actually a creature with very low-end evolution, and its adaptability is quite satisfactory. Of course, the so-called evolution is from the perspective of food, not biology. For example, there is a big difference between cattle and sheep. If mutton Living in saline-alkali land, often exposed to saline-alkali saltpeter, the smell of mutton in the meat will be much less, or even non-existent. However, if crabs have a smell of mutton, let alone drinking saline-alkaline water, even soaking in saline-alkaline water will not cause any odor. The significance will not disappear. Therefore, the taste of crabs needs to be changed genetically.”

"So when buying crabs, you have to pay attention. To put it bluntly, it is to use your brain more before placing an order. Don't be fooled by some live broadcast with goods, you will lose your mind and be deceived Speaking of crabs, it reminds me of a very interesting thing. Lafite in 82, as we all know, has a particularly good climate in 82, and the ripeness and plumpness of the grapes are too good. So this The wine produced in this year has an excellent taste and unrivaled quality. Therefore, when you drink the wine, it is the 82-year-old Lafite.”

"It's interesting because it's interesting how many years I've been here, and I'm still talking about Lafite in 82. Can this wine give birth to babies? And according to the speed of baijiu consumption in the world, don't say one 82 years, even ten 82 years are gone now In the red wine industry, to be honest, most of the so-called manor wineries are liars. There was once a writer who bought a bottle of fake whiskey for [-] yuan. This winery is said to be very famous, so..."

"think about it!"

"Speaking so much, I just want to talk about crabs. Don't believe in fooling around on the Internet. You have to see for yourself. And in most cases, crabs mature in late October, or even in November. There must be Many people don’t believe it. Isn’t it said that crabs are the most fat during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Why do they say that they mature before the Mid-Autumn Festival? You should know it if you use your brain a little bit, so I won’t say more. I will just talk about why crabs are In mid-to-late October, because the temperature is not low before November, there is no need for crabs to hibernate, and they are still in the stage of preparing for hibernation."

"At this stage, crabs only do one thing, that is, crazy eating and drinking, and crazy fattening. So before they hibernate, they will be the fattest. Therefore, if you want to eat good crabs, you have to wait until they are about to hibernate. That's when it's the best time."

Zhang Heng's introduction immediately aroused high enthusiasm from fans.

"Scumbag, you are so right! I already knew about the scam of eating crabs during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but I told my parents and friends that they didn't believe me. They also said that I was poisoned by others and had a dark mind."

"I see, I see. No wonder the crabs I eat during the Mid-Autumn Festival are not as delicious as the ones eaten in winter. I wondered why at the time, and it turned out to be the case."

"I, who can't afford crabs, should be glad that I haven't been cheated? (Happy to ing...)"

"..."

Zhang Heng glanced at the fan barrage in the live broadcast room, and then said kindly: "It seems that many people know that eating crabs during the Mid-Autumn Festival is not a custom, but a marketing tool. But there are still many people who don't know, so I think I It is still necessary to say these things. However, there is nothing wrong with eating crabs for the family during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but crabs can still be regarded as an ordinary dish. Don’t think that the Mid-Autumn Festival must Had a wonderful crabbing experience."

"Actually, I'm talking so much, and I don't mean anything else. I just want to say that the temperature here is above 20 degrees all the year round. So our crabs don't hibernate. If they want to eat crabs, they just go for a walk in the sea, look at the scenery and then fish them. Well, it’s a year without waiting. Well, yes, that’s the point I’m going to say.”

This sharp turn split the live broadcast fans apart in an instant.

Originally, they thought that Zhang Heng was kind enough to give them instructions on popularizing crabs.But it never occurred to me that this was not the case at all, it was all for the sake of pretending to be aggressive, making jokes, and showing off.

No kindness at all!
"Scumbag, you are going too far! I just gave you Amway to a friend, and even praised you like a flower, and you showed my face immediately!"

"Scumbag, your show has so many levels that even my own scumbag fan can't keep up!"

"Hey, it really is the scumbag! You must not believe what you say!"

"Sloppy! Really sloppy! I thought the scumbag had changed his sex today and wanted to be a man!"

"..."

But even though the fans are venting their dissatisfaction crazily.

But this dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, and it does not affect loyalty in the slightest.

The relationship between fans and Zhang Heng is like those couples who are used to fighting.

On the surface, swords are at stake, and it feels like an enemy.

In my heart, I really care about each other.

Of course, fans treat Zhang Heng as a father.

But Zhang Heng didn't feel this way at all, he was just casual.

Still the same sentence, money can't buy you happiness!
"Seeing that you are so angry, I am in a good mood. While I am happy, I will popularize some dry goods for you. How to see whether the crab is fat or not, and whether it is delicious. The first thing is to pinch the lower abdomen of the crab. It feels full and elastic. That’s basically right.”

After speaking, Zhang Heng showed it to the fans.

"After pinching and bending the lower abdomen, I feel that kind of fullness. Then I look at whether the crab legs are round. After watching the crab legs, I naturally look at the crab shell. If the shell of a female crab is fat enough, you can see a faint After reading these, if they are all good, then you can buy them. Of course, in general, it is impossible to be so perfect. If you can meet two or three requirements, you can make do with it. After all, you are not me, so don’t follow me. Otherwise, if you are too picky, you will starve to death."

As soon as the words came out, it immediately caused a burst of crazy diss from the fans.

Facing the fans' diss, Zhang Heng didn't feel the slightest bit unhappy, on the contrary, he was very happy.

"I just like the way you guys look at me unhappy, but you can't kill me. I really don't want to be too happy. Okay, you guys continue to diss, I started. Watching you diss me, to be honest, it's really a meal .”

At this time, the others also said in unison: "Seeing the scum being sprayed, to be honest, we are quite hungry."

However, at this moment, a fan suddenly posted a super large bullet screen with ten yuan.

Seeing this barrage, Zhang Heng was instantly delighted.

Tsk tsk, you can say, dare to challenge me in public?
Have some courage, lad!