Live broadcast: My leisurely life on the island

The content of the barrage was very simple, it just said the three options on the note.The only difference is that the barrage introduces the second and third conditions in detail.The second is nightclub work clothes, and the third is that the medicine has been brought, there is no protection, and Zhang Heng is not responsible.Even people who have never been to nightclubs can know what nightclub women's overalls look like through movies, short videos of TV series, etc.Don't ask, asking is sexy, and old sexy.

Many fans began to imagine what Zhang Heng looked like in the "work clothes" state in the barrage.

As for the second article, it is even more eye-catching.To put it simply, it is to deal with the clamor of female fans in the live broadcast room.The most important thing is not to be responsible.

With a few simple words, fans can imagine what happened a year later in an instant.

At this moment, what else can Zhang Heng say, what can he say?He made a bet in front of millions of people, and he couldn't deny it at all.This 'scheming female fan' has even done things she is not responsible for, what else is she afraid to do?If she denied it, maybe she would have killed her directly.

It's really impossible to say what the consequences will be.

"Scumbag, choose, which one to choose?"

Zhang Heng took a deep breath and calmed down.

"Who wins is still unknown. Eat the crab first, it's not certain who will win."

After saying that, Zhang Heng stood up, started to boil water in a pot, chilled it first, then washed it, and finally steamed it.

Just a few minutes after the crab was steamed, a strong aroma wafted out of the steam.

"Although I don't want to lose, I have to admit that this butter crab is not ordinary. I have eaten a lot of crabs, and it is really the first time I have encountered such a strong oily crab. From the perspective of the fragrance , the sea crab is considered a loser. No matter how fat the sea crab is, it can’t reach this level. But it’s still a bit early to decide whether to win or lose. After all, the level of an ingredient depends on the taste. The fragrance is just a small prelude , just like stinky tofu, it smells stinky, but it tastes really delicious."

In a few minutes, the butter crab was steamed.

Opening the lid of the pot, Zhang Heng almost felt that the water vapor was filled with a faint oily yellow color.

At this moment, he can basically be sure that Sea Crab has already lost in all likelihood.For crabs that live in the sea, the amount of oil is impossible to reach this level.

"No matter what kind of crab you eat, you must remember that it should be cooled after steaming, and you can eat it when it is no longer hot. As for the reason, it is actually very simple, because it burns your mouth when it is hot."

Zhang Heng's generally serious explanation immediately aroused wild laughter from the fans, and everyone brushed up 666.

The stem is an old stem, and if others say it, it will definitely not make any sense, but it is completely different when it comes from Zhang Heng's mouth, full of jokes.Just like the famous comedian with kidney pain, he has his own funny mechanism.Standing on the stage, he didn't need to speak at all, he only needed to say hello everyone in his faded Northeast dialect, my kidney hurts, the kidney is the kidney that hurts the waist, and the pain is really painful.

With such a simple opening remark, the audience can't help laughing.

Comes with a funny buff, that's it.

After Zhang Heng said a few jokes, the butter crab was basically the same.Take out the kit that came with it.There is an essential difference between butter crab and other crabs, that is, there is a lot of oil, so you can't follow the conventional crabs, first knock the back to empty the oil, and then use tools to remove the heart, lungs and stomach, etc.The butter crab doesn't need these fancy operations at all, just remove the back cover, and then cut it in the middle and it's done.

The rest is to be eaten with a special spoon for crabs.

"Okay, let's start with the most important part, I'll eat it and you watch."

"As a standard and serious foodie, you don't have to taste all the delicacies in the world, but you must know. I have never eaten butter crabs, and the price is too expensive, especially this year. This kind of head-hand butter crab is estimated to cost 2000 yuan. Around, even more expensive. However, I still have a certain understanding of butter crabs. Generally speaking, butter crabs are divided into three grades: first-hand, second-hand, and third-hand.”

As he said that, Zhang Heng presented the cut head and hand butter crab to the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Look, everyone, 100% of the stomach is butter cream, which is the first-hand butter crab. The second-hand butter crab is more than 50.00% of the red cream converted into butter. As for the third-hand butter crab, it is about 30.00% of the red cream converted into this kind of butter crab. butter."

"Okay, no more talking, let's eat."

"First of all, it's the smell. It's thick and strong. It's an all-round fragrance. It's like a beautiful woman wearing makeup, ordinary makeup, that is, some isolation, sunscreen and so on. .And this butter crab is completely different. This is a delicate makeup, the emphasis is on all-round details."

As he said that, Zhang Heng took a mouthful of the butter crab with a small spoon, and slowly put it into his mouth.

"Hum! It's not bad, it smells delicious! It's so beautiful! This butter paste tastes like eating egg yolk, with a slightly powdery texture, but the powder is mixed with delicate and fine cream, and the taste is very, very Delicate, you can't eat any graininess, only a little powdery texture that melts in your mouth. I can't say exactly, but in a word, it is mysterious. I have to say, this butter crab is a bit fresh , a little frankincense, and a little egg-like taste."

"I have to say that the power of nature is amazing. It can match these three flavors in such a harmonious and wonderful way! Hey! Why do I tell you so clearly, you can't eat it, I really committed a crime!"

What this said is really the anger of man and god, and there are many complaints.

If other live broadcasts dare to say this, the fans will definitely teach them to be human every minute.But these words came from Zhang Heng's mouth, so he had no choice but to endure.There is no way, who made him a scumbag, who made his live broadcast strong and exciting?The most important thing is that Zhang Heng is really straightforward, he doesn't play scripts or routines.Unlike other live broadcasts, from head to toe, even the socks on the feet are all scripts, and there are endless levels of cheating money.

As for Zhang Heng, everything is straightforward, and the state to the audience is that I am usually like this, whether you like it or not.

The more this is the case, the more fatally attractive it is to audiences who pursue a sense of reality.

"Okay, let's judge! There is nothing to say, this butter crab is indeed better than the wild sea crabs I eat. Just now I saw a fan saying that the butter crab is a sick crab, because of a metabolic problem Crabs are like this. Some people say that this is artificially bred crab. What I want to say is that no matter how it comes out, first of all, it can be eaten, and secondly, it is harmless if eaten in moderation. What should I choose between the two, this is a question..."

PS: Chapter 2, if nothing else, there are many more