Live broadcast: My leisurely life on the island

Chapter 133 Please Call Me Pain Brother
The person in front of him was none other than the famous comedian with kidney pain who made people laugh when he appeared.

What does Zhang Hengxin mean?Listening to this means that you came here specially for me?
Before Zhang Heng had time to say anything, Kidney Pain immediately followed up.

"It seems that I am not mistaken, you are indeed a scumbag. Hello, I am an actor with kidney pain."

Speaking of kidney pain, he stretched out his hand to Zhang Heng.

Zhang Heng was stunned for a moment, and after hesitating for a moment, he stretched out his hand to hold Kidney Pain's hand, "Teacher Kidney, hello, just call me little slag."

Originally, Zhang Heng wanted to call him Ah Zha, but he thought that he and Kidney Pain were too different in age, so he changed it to Xiao Zha.

"What's the matter? Everyone calls you scumbag, how can I call you little scumbag? It's just a nickname, it doesn't designate seniority, it's nothing. Besides, haven't I always called you scumbag?"

Zhang Heng was stunned again, and kept calling?It seems that today is the first time we met, and it seems that we have never been in touch before, right?
"Why didn't you accept my account after eating my butter crab just now?"

butter crab...

Zhang Heng's face suddenly changed. After a long time, it turned out that the kidney pain was the one who wanted to do something with him, and he even invited female fans to observe and guide...

Thinking of this, he suddenly didn't know what to say.

Li Kui on the side laughed so hard that he turned his back on his back.

"Mr. Kidney, this..." Zhang Heng didn't know how to react, and the picture in his brain really made him a little at a loss.

But soon he realized that it wasn't right, did Xiaoru say that he just got on the plane?Even if it's on the other side, it's impossible to get there within an hour, right?

"Mr. Kidney, is it really the butter crab you invited me to eat?"

Kidney Pain nodded in disbelief, with a serious face, "Yes, it's me. Because I'm not in the same place as the show, I arrived early."

"No, didn't you just get on the plane an hour ago? Why did you arrive so soon?"

Kidney pain explained that a friend happened to be free, so he was sent by private helicopter.

At this moment, the assistant of Kidney Pain said with a look of embarrassment: "Scumbag, I'm so sorry, in fact, I sent the barrage, and I operated the whole process."

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that it cannot be sent by this little assistant.For a big name like Kidney Pain, there must be a professional team behind him to help with the operation. After all, in this era where the slightest carelessness loses everything, anyone who cherishes their own feathers will have a professional team to help take care of everything.Especially the words and deeds facing the public are all cautious and tight.

"Scumbag, it's actually just a joke, entertainment, you won't be angry, will you?"

Zhang Heng waved his hand immediately, and said with a smile, "How could I be angry at what Teacher Kidney said? I'm just a little surprised that Teacher Kidney can still play like this. I have to say that the affinity came up all at once."

"Since this affinity has come up, you still call me teacher?"

"Then, call you Brother Kidney?"

"It doesn't sound good, call me Brother Pain, that's what you usually call me."

Zhang Heng nodded, "Okay, Brother Pain. Then don't call me a scumbag, this is not a live broadcast room, just call me Hengzi."

"Okay, then it's called Hengzi. That's it. I'm here early. I have something to talk to you about. Are you free now?"

"Okay, then let's go over there and have a good chat with the coconut."

After talking, the two went to a small stall selling coconuts not far away.

Kidney Pain is a big hit at the drama festival, not to mention the absolute No. [-], but also the top three in China. If it is in the mainland, such a state of not avoiding suspicion will definitely attract a large number of people to watch.But on the island, everyone's entertainment is not movies and variety shows, so the influence is not that great.He was also aware of this, so he didn't shy away too much, and he was in a completely freewheeling state.

"Hengzi, it's really good to live here with you. To be honest, I'm really envious. It would be great if I could spend all day leisurely like you."

Zhang Heng smiled, "Brother Pain, I'm just kidding. You are a super big shot, where to go in this world is not a matter of one word."

"No, no, you are wrong. You see, I seem to be crazy and happy on stage, but I am not at all. There are not many people who engage in drama are fast, and most people are slightly or severely depressed. What about this, there is no way explain."

Halfway through the conversation, Kidney Pain suddenly changed the subject, "Why did I tell you this, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay when we just met."

"What's wrong with that? Aren't we friends? Aren't you going to conceive my child? As the child's father, he must not be responsible for your mood, otherwise it will not be good for the child's development."

"you……"

Immediately, the kidney pain couldn't help laughing, "I told my assistant, you are no worse than me when it comes to being funny. Especially when it comes to serious and funny, you are far superior to me."

"Brother Pain, what you said is too exaggerated. What talent do I have for being funny?"

"No, no, no, your jokes are serious and humorous. I'm just a script, so I can't say anything." Kidney pain waved his hands and said, "Okay, let's get down to business. I have this idea, that I sometimes want to come to you Stay for a while."

"Okay, no problem, what's the big deal. Come whenever you want, welcome anytime." Zhang Heng replied decisively.

Kidney Pain waved his hand, "No, no, it's not the kind of living you want. It's a commercial vacation with certain conditions. You can see the conditions first before we talk about it."

As soon as the words fell, the assistant of Kidney Pain brought a contract.

Zhang Heng took the contract and looked at it, and instantly understood what it meant.

The so-called commercial vacation, in the final analysis, is to keep the popularity from declining.

Generally speaking, kidney pain is known to middle-aged people, but it has only become popular in recent years and has become a top-line drama festival.

But as he said, most comedians have more or less depression, and he is not immune.Sometimes I really want to take a break and relax, but the entertainment industry is changing with each passing day, and the front wave is pushing the back wave away.If you are not careful, you may be photographed dead on the beach.After watching Zhang Heng's live broadcast, he had an idea to get the best of both worlds.

He lived on this island, Zhang Heng continued his live broadcast, and then had a 'chance encounter' and an interaction if he had nothing to do.Of course, this must add a lot of commercial elements such as advertisements.

The idea of ​​​​kidney pain is not to delay his vacation and recuperation, and then not to delay his status and achievements.

As for Zhang Heng's remuneration, the simple answer is [-] to [-] percent of the net profit.

From Zhang Heng's point of view, it's a real profit.

In contrast, although Zhang Heng's live broadcast has 400 million online viewers, it is still much worse than Kidney Pain.

On the one hand, it occupies the popularity, on the other hand, it also has a share.

It is definitely a good thing that is hard to find even with a lantern.

However, Zhang Heng didn't think so, things were not that simple!
PS: It stands to reason that there is still one chapter, but there are still two chapters if it is not complete, who can say.