The female president's personal soldier

In just one and a half hours, Lin Qiang cooked five dishes with his superb skills, and when the five dishes came out, Fang Muyue was dumbfounded immediately, because she didn't know any of them.

"What are you doing? It's dark and looks disgusting. What's the matter with this yellow slimy fish? Miss Ben has eaten mandarin fish, sea bass, crucian carp, carp, fat head fish, and even salted fish. I’ve eaten them all, but I’ve never eaten fish like this. Humph, and I’m not talking about you. Your cooking skills are really messed up. Look at the salad you made. It’s just a joke. Hey, what did you see? I’ve never seen a salad before. What’s in it? Why are there fried dough sticks and chili? Having pimples violates nutrition, and the last soup has a big bone in it, which makes people lose their appetite."

After criticizing Lin Qiang's inexplicable dishes one by one, Fang Muyue crossed her arms and looked at him provocatively. She was waiting for Lin Qiang to cry.

Lin Qiang didn't cry, but explained to her one by one: "The black one is 'smoked cuttlefish pellets', the yellow and sticky one is 'curry fish head', and that dish of salad you said is useless is even more so in Southeast Asia. The exquisite food is called "Java Salad", which has been improved by the Chinese in Southeast Asia. It not only contains a lot of local fruits, but also Chinese unique preserved egg tofu and fried dough sticks, plus shrimp paste and fresh peppers from Thailand. , sour, sweet and spicy in your mouth, with complex taste and endless aftertaste. As for the plate of 'Hainan chicken rice', it was originally used to feed chickens. The beef bone soup is delicious and nutritious. If you don't believe it, you can try it , Just looking at such a lot of criticism, it is too unfair, you must know that rice is for eating, only what the tongue says. "

Fang Muyue couldn't help being a little tempted to hear what he said was so amazing, and she herself doesn't like spicy food, so she tried to take a bite of 'Java Salad' and chewed it slowly in her mouth.

"Ah!" Fang Muyue's chopsticks suddenly stopped in the air, scaring Lin Qiang to death. Although he was very confident in his cooking skills, after hearing Fang Muyue's words just now, he felt a little guilty. This young lady is clearly trying to find fault.

"This is barely a pass, but the others are not necessarily so." Fang Muyue had a complicated expression on her face. She bit her chopsticks and ate another piece of curry fish head. After taking a bite, she stared. Eyes, she felt that all kinds of good tastes rushed to her at the same time, and the corners of her round mouth suddenly turned up, but she didn't comment.

Then she tried the dishes one by one, and she couldn't control it when she ate. She usually paid great attention to keeping her figure, and never had the habit of overeating. In the end, he finished off a large bowl of Hainanese chicken rice, took a bowl of beef bone soup, and was still munching on various dishes.

"I'm so full, I haven't eaten so much for a long time—" Fang Muyue lay on the sofa, and suddenly sat up again: "But I want to declare that it's not because the dishes you cook are delicious, but because I'm hungry, when people are hungry, it's good to eat bran swallowing vegetables."

"But, I haven't eaten a bite yet. Besides, if you're like this, you won't be afraid of disappointing Liu Yuxuan's good intentions. She can take us to the night market and eat snacks later."

"By the way, I really forgot about this matter, but it doesn't matter too much. Since it's a snack, it's just a taste. By the way, she should come now. It's already 07:30, it seems It should be coming." Fang Muyue said.

"It's still early, it's only 07:30, and you won't be back until eight or nine o'clock at least. She said to go to the night market. I don't think you often go to the night market. The night market usually doesn't start until eight or nine o'clock. It won't end until three or four o'clock in the morning, and the tourism industry here is so developed that it may last overnight." Lin Qiang said with a smile.At this time, he was looking at Fang Muyue's two slender legs through the glass dining table.

"Oh, since that's the case, I'll go to sleep for a while." After eating, Fang Muyue felt a little sleepy.

"Let's forget it." Lin Qiang said: "You have eaten so much, if you go to sleep now, you will grow several catties of meat, so it is better not to."

All the girls who love beauty are not afraid of this threat, Fang Muyue straightened up immediately, and never dared to mention sleeping again.

But after a while, she felt bored, and suddenly looked at Lin Qiang and asked, "By the way, how can you cook so many dishes that I haven't seen before?"

Lin Qiang just cleared the table, and said casually: "When I was a soldier, I learned from some people on the border. Some of them are very good at craftsmanship, so I learned a little bit, and occasionally I have dinner with my comrades. You can show your hands, how about it, isn’t it good to say what’s on your mind?”

"So-so. By the way, do you know American cuisine?"

"Then I really won't."

Fang Muyue said proudly: "Well, if you treat me to dinner today for the first time, I will treat you tomorrow night. Seeing that you are cooking so lively, I have some ideas. I will let you know about this lady tomorrow." It's amazing."

"You—" Lin Qiang hurriedly shook his head.Fang Muyue said angrily: "Don't look down on people by looking at people behind the door. This lady has studied in the United States."

"By the way, I forgot about it." Lin Qiang smiled.

"Then you only learned to cook in the jungle? Are there any other new things?" Fang Muyue's knowledge of the jungle is basically zero. In her mind, what is there, Except for the mosquitoes and the big trees that are green, the refugees in ragged clothes, and the terrifying poisonous snakes and beasts, there will be nothing else.

"There are too many interesting things, all of which you can't think of. Do you want to listen to it? Anyway, it's okay now. How about I tell you."

"Hmm."

So Lin Qiang talked endlessly, such as the faithful love story of the jungle wolf; how to skillfully deal with the terrible man-eating trees in the vast swamp; Traps to catch prey and more.

What Fang Muyue is most interested in is a peculiar plant called Selaginella.Whenever the climate is dry and there is severe water shortage, it will pull its roots out of the soil by itself, transform itself, and let the whole body curl up into a ball, becoming light and round. As long as there is a little wind, it will grow It can roll on the ground with the wind.Once rolled to a place with sufficient water, the ball will quickly open and restore the "true face of Mount Lu".The roots re-burrow into the soil and temporarily settle down.

After listening to it, he laughed and leaned back and said that Lin Qiang was bragging, but Lin Qiang was really wronged, because that kind of weird Selaginella can indeed walk, but ordinary people have never heard of it. .

So he said a little dissatisfied: "When I was suffering in the jungle, you probably happened to be teaching in a spacious and bright classroom in the United States. Why don't you tell me some anecdotes about the United States."

"There are a lot of anecdotes about the United States, but they have been played on TV. There is nothing to say. Let's talk about the jungle. Did you have any affair there? I have seen Schwarzenegger's "Predator" before. , I found that there are many drug dealers, arms dealers and so on, and their women are very beautiful." Fang Muyue dragged her chin and laughed.

"Do you think we are on vacation? The female thieves in the jungle are vicious and cunning. They are the scariest women in the world. Although most of them are pure in appearance and slim in figure, they all have poisonous temperaments. As long as you get closer, you will die." It’s possible they’re all gone, and I’m afraid I’ll hide them, so why talk about an affair?”

"That's just a legend, how powerful can women be?" Fang Muyue didn't believe it.

Lin Qiang sighed and said: "Because the living environment is very difficult, the women in the jungle often have to fight against poisonous snakes, beasts and bad guys, so they have mastered many means of survival. Their methods are vicious and cunning, and they are more terrifying than men, because—"

"Because of what, why are they more terrifying than men?"

"Because women are weak, if they don't learn to be insidious and cunning, they will become slaves of the strong, they will be violated, and they will never recover. It seems that this kind of threat is everywhere in the jungle, and there are many cruel and absurd things. It's something you can't even imagine, it's like—"

"We've arrived on an alien planet!" Fang Muyue said.

"Almost." Lin Qiang nodded.

"I found that your life experience is quite rich. You basically know a little bit about everything, and you are full of posture when you are with you." Fang Muyue smiled and said: "Looking back, you will talk about the things in the jungle, your experience, Tell me in detail, if there is a chance, I will go there too, or I can find time to write an online novel."

"It's okay to go to the tropical rainforest in Yunnan, but forget about other places. For beautiful girls, it's not only not fun, but it's also a horrible hell. First of all, you can't take a bath there. It's okay to catch a rainy day." Lin Qiang said.

Fang Muyue giggled: "The more you say that, the more I want to go. I'm not afraid of hard work or danger. Let me tell you a secret. I participated in military training when I was in school, so I also You can be regarded as half a soldier, so I can suffer as much as you can, so don't underestimate me in the future."

"Military training? Half a soldier?" Lin Qiang rolled his eyes in his heart, thinking to himself, even half a soldier is still a boy scout.It seems that this young lady who was born with a golden key in her mouth really doesn't know what it's like to suffer.

At this time, Fang Muyue would never have imagined that one day after that, she would really embark on a journey in the jungle, and the journey would never be as beautiful as she imagined.And Lin Qiang almost paid the price with his life for this.

"President Fang, are you up yet? I'm Liu Yuxuan, and I'm here to pick you up."

Lin Qiang opened the door, and Liu Yuxuan bowed apologetically outside the door, with a very embarrassing look: "I'm really sorry, but I forgot to tell you that the peak time of the night market is after nine o'clock, so you two need to eat in the hotel, I, I didn't Will it delay your eating?"

Fang Muyue was in a good mood at the moment, so she didn't care about her, and greeted her with a smile: "Liu Yuxuan, you are late, just now Lin Qiang cooked a large table of dishes, it's a pity that you don't have good food, so now we Where are you going?" Fang Muyue suddenly remembered that Lin Qiang can't boast, he would turn his tail when he praises, so he stopped quickly and changed the topic.

"Of course I'm going to the night market. Are you two ready?" Liu Yuxuan said purely and sweetly.